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Important life algorithms

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Matrefeytontias:
Today I learnt something : life is made of algorithms. I discovered one today, being a student in my own appartment :


--- Code: ---while(oreo)
    oreo--;
--- End code ---

Did you discover things like this ?

aeTIos:
Oh yes, most definitely.

--- Code: ---while(time_until_test_minutes > 240)
       procrastinate;
freak_out();

--- End code ---

bb010g:

--- Quote from: aeTIos on November 10, 2014, 04:54:59 pm ---Oh yes, most definitely.

--- Code: ---while(time_until_test_minutes > 240)
       procrastinate;
freak_out();

--- End code ---

--- End quote ---
Hey! That's my IP! :P

DJ Omnimaga:

--- Quote from: Matrefeytontias on November 10, 2014, 02:30:36 pm ---Today I learnt something : life is made of algorithms. I discovered one today, being a student in my own appartment :


--- Code: ---while(oreo)
    oreo--;
--- End code ---

Did you discover things like this ?

--- End quote ---

Assuming you mean Oreo biscuits, I think the following would be closer to reality :P



--- Code: ---oreoPurchase := 3
oreoEaten := 0
hospital :=0
WHILE 1 DO
oreoEaten = oreoEaten + 1;
oreoPurchase = oreoPurchase ^ 2;
IF oreoEaten > 256 THEN
hospital := 1;
END;
END;
--- End code ---

willrandship:

--- Code: ---while(1):
 if(time()<0600): sleep(0400);
 for task in todo:
  if task.due < time(): panic()
  elif task.due - time() < 200: panicdo(task)
  else: sleep(0200)

--- End code ---

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