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General Discussion => Other Discussions => Humour and Jokes => Topic started by: Freyaday on January 22, 2012, 06:33:32 pm
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Here starts the Insane Troll Logic Contest. Insane Troll Logic is logic so bad it cannot be argued with.
Whoever produces the best example of the worst logic is the worst producer of the best logic, which shows that best:worst::worst:best, thus the best is the worst and the worst, the best. As The Bible says, those who are last shall be first, and those who are first shall be last, thus proving that you should try your best to do your worst at being your best, most logical self.
Begin!
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Here starts the Insane Troll Logic Contest. Insane Troll Logic is logic so bad it cannot be argued with.
Whoever produces the best example of the worst logic is the worst producer of the best logic, which shows that best:worst::worst:best, thus the best is the worst and the worst, the best. As The Bible says, those who are last shall be first, and those who are first shall be last, thus proving that you should try your best to do your worst at being your best, most logical self.
Begin!
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But clouds are against us, always blocking out our vitamin D from falling down from the sun, allowing us to pool our health to summon Rainbow Dash!
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Lack of vitamin D will not allow us to absorb Calcium. Thus, the clouds wish for us to die of brittle bones. We must pass SOCA (Stop Overhead Cloud Assault) to combat this!
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But then the politicians will live!
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And when they live, there lack if nutrition will cease there already nonworking brains and they will die....because they lived......rainbow?
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And then the sonic rainboom will be absorbed into the Zap Apples, which will overflow with rainbowy goodness, flooding us all with skittles, which will destroy the chocolate industry!
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And now the pharmacological industry is inserting drugs into our water that make us take drugs that make us behave like spambots to undermine the chocolate industry!
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Willy Wonka says drugs are bad.
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Not when they're good.
^ Logic.
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except when there bad
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^^ random
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Ritalin is a drug used to treat ADD, I have ADD, therefore I am bad, however I want to destroy Lamar Smith, since bad wants to destroy good that means Lamar Smith is good which makes SOPA and PIPA good. However sopa means garbage, which makes it bad, therefore drugs are good.
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But you see, with all this good and bad, here comes this.
People say "everyone's 'different'"
But if we are all "different" then we are all the "same"
But if we are all the same, then if Im a guy, ur a guy
If im stupid ur stupid
If im smart ur smart
If i live in chicago, you live in chicago
If ur greek, then im greek
If ur Homer, then Im Homer
So are we all different or the same?
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(http://www.memedepot.com/uploads/1000/1148_1253230725640.jpg)
Therefore The Game. Twilight Sparkle says hi while a platypus is DJ(_O)ing at your bar mitzvah with your kidney.
Drugs are indeed bad for your health. Except one time at the chalet.
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I sense some people here did drugs tonight. O.O
(Actually at work there was a pot smell in the parking around 7:20 PM :P. Maybe I inhaled too much of it and I'm seeing this topic here that isn't really here. :P)
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Then DJ Pon3 comes up and asks Twilight what the hell she's doing. Twilight responds with "Kidneys are essential for living. Therefore, they are essential for dancing!" while her eye twitches.
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I made this a while ago. This is trollscience 8)
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Good luck going the right way you want to. How do you turn.
I deserve a freaking lebon prize
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You deserve nothing. None of us deserve anything. We deserve to deserve nothing, therefore, we deserve everything.
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Ah, but if we deserve everything, then we deserve "nothing".
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You deservely deserve a toaster hidden in a squid girl. Don't shove your potatoes in some weird overture such as a horse computer though.
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I deserve a darwin award.
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I deserve the highly dexerved deserving award that was deserved from deservational deservingness deserved of only the highest deservers, which is not what I deserve.
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Which squid girl?
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Which squid girl?
From an anime
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Only if the toaster comes with Nyan Cat
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Which squid girl?
From an anime
Which one?
Squid girls love calimari.
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Which squid girl?
From an anime
Which one?
Squid girls love calimari.
[wikipedia]Squid Girl[/wikipedia], obviously.
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Not Squirrel Girl? (http://blazblue.wikia.com/wiki/Makoto_Nanaya)
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Not THE GAME that I just won?
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The game does not win. The game wins you. You lose, the game wins. It's all simple math. 2+3=5, so potatoes=fish.
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But the purpose of The Game is to Lose it, so everytime one Loses, they actually Win The Game.
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But the purpose of the game is not to lose it, but to not think about it. So everytime they lose, they aren't doing the right thing so they SUCK and they lose.
You are winning it when you aren't thinking about it.
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But there is no way to win The Game, therefor The Game has no purpose. So Losing The Game means nothing!
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Ah, but Losing The Game is everything and nothing! It is everywhere, yet nowhere.
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According to quantum mechanics, losing The Game is anywhere between everywhere and nowhere, but when observed, is either everywhere or nowhere.
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Actually, there is the way to win the game according to quantum mechanics, you are able to both lose and not lose the game at the same time because there could be two of you existing with different thoughts. So if you do the math, (!winning)(!winning)=(-winning)(-winning)=winning^2.
So you can win epicly this way.
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Your argument makes sense. Your argument is invalid.
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But invalid is just valid with a stupid in- that doesn't make sense.
Your argument is invalid
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