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General Discussion => Other Discussions => Humour and Jokes => Topic started by: +ZERO+ on January 02, 2006, 08:15:00 am

Title: Meat the New iPod
Post by: +ZERO+ on January 02, 2006, 08:15:00 am
iMeat; a new type of iPod that doesn't do much else apart from be a lump of mysterious meat has been found in Hawaii.

Rachel Cambra claims that when her son opened his Apple iPod for Christmas, the device was nowhere to be found. Instead, she claims, the device was replaced by some kind of mystery meat which was incedently sealed. One can only wonder what was going on in the package assembly section...  

Read the http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=1450350

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Title: Meat the New iPod
Post by: Ranman on January 02, 2006, 10:09:00 am
Let me guess... Now she is going to sue Apple.

I don't know who is to blame for this, but this smells pretty fishy. Most likely, someone with access to a packaging machine has a brand new video iPod. Hmmm... where can you buy meat and re-package opened items... and where did this woman buy this iPod? :urecrazy:fou2.gif

I'm not gonna tell you what I think about this! :Pblah.gif
Title: Meat the New iPod
Post by: tifreak on January 02, 2006, 11:01:00 am
Honestly though, front page news? This should just have been put in the spam folder...
Title: Meat the New iPod
Post by: tenniskid493 on January 02, 2006, 11:03:00 am
I know.  He already got an official warning from me.
Title: Meat the New iPod
Post by: tifreak on January 02, 2006, 11:05:00 am
Hmm, I wonder if I have that ability...?
Title: Meat the New iPod
Post by: tenniskid493 on January 02, 2006, 11:13:00 am
Yes, we do.

*moved*
Title: Meat the New iPod
Post by: tifreak on January 02, 2006, 11:17:00 am
Yeah, I found that out right before you moved it...
Title: Meat the New iPod
Post by: BCTurk on January 02, 2006, 12:16:00 pm
I saw this awhile ago.  Somebody stole the iPod, eh.
Title: Meat the New iPod
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 02, 2006, 03:35:00 pm
uh what this was posted in the news front page? Err dont post things like that on news page, news are only for staff projects and non staff calc rpgs and programming tools :/

try to be careful when posting because this news appeared in ti-news conglomerate now :|neutral.gif
Title: Meat the New iPod
Post by: tifreak on January 02, 2006, 03:40:00 pm
yes, ti84silver was kind enough to post it on the front page news...

Hmm, maybe I should have posted something about my Pokemon game beta as a news item...
Title: Meat the New iPod
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 02, 2006, 03:46:00 pm
yeah thats news worth adding on front page ;)wink.gif
Title: Meat the New iPod
Post by: Ranman on January 02, 2006, 04:07:00 pm
Okay... I think a good lesson has been learned today.

So, lets close this topic and move on before anybody gets hurt!
Title: Meat the New iPod
Post by: BCTurk on January 02, 2006, 04:09:00 pm
Agreed.