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General Discussion => Other Discussions => Humour and Jokes => Topic started by: DJ Omnimaga on October 09, 2012, 01:35:08 am

Title: Nikky simulator
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 09, 2012, 01:35:08 am: O.O

http://www.ticalc.org/archives/files/fileinfo/450/45051.html
Title: Re: Nikky simulator
Post by: Matrefeytontias on October 09, 2012, 02:16:44 am: Yeah, I saw that, I was O.O too :P
Title: Re: Nikky simulator
Post by: TIfanx1999 on October 09, 2012, 02:34:23 am: wut
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Post by: aeTIos on October 09, 2012, 03:41:47 am: lol :p
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Post by: Stefan Bauwens on October 09, 2012, 03:58:46 am: Actually I knew Travis was busy on this, but I though he stopped. I'm gonna put this soon on my calc.
Title: Re: Nikky simulator
Post by: Yeong on October 09, 2012, 08:22:54 am: O.O
Title: Re: Nikky simulator
Post by: Stefan Bauwens on October 09, 2012, 08:34:50 am: Its on my calculator now. It's pretty much fun.
Also, does Nikky use the word "lamesauce" a lot? 'Cause this does
Some quotes I bookmarked:
-Did you know I will make you cry.
-Evil... Just double post yourself. Netham... You don't stick Twinkies on top of your CPU to warm it. Because then they get sticky and melt.(I doubt that this one has a lot of random in it)
-You're my hero! I think only my ego complains.
...
Title: Re: Re: Nikky simulator
Post by: Juju on October 09, 2012, 10:18:54 am: I think it was based on #tcpa logs, so if he says that a lot there...

Anyway I bet it will be a killer app for the 89 >.>
Title: Re: Nikky simulator
Post by: TravisE on October 09, 2012, 02:09:46 pm: The twinkie one is admittedly a whole quote I threw in there as a unit. It came from an old #tcpa log or maybe the quote database.

I weighted certain terms like “lamesauce”, “sucks”, “fails”, etc. more than others to try to make it sound more like Nikky, though this statistically makes it a bit less random.

I also have suspicions that the rand/random functions in stdlib.h leave a bit to be desired in terms of randomness. I may try implementing a different PRNG algorithm to see if the results are better. I went through a large number of sayings during development and ended up hitting a ton of duplicated or highly similar quotes—a lot more than it seems I should have.
Title: Re: Nikky simulator
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 09, 2012, 02:19:20 pm: Its grammar is slightly less good than Nikky, though. :P

Awesome lol. Actually it would be funny if this made ticalc.org front page news. ;D
Title: Re: Nikky simulator
Post by: Stefan Bauwens on October 09, 2012, 03:25:52 pm: Well, It's really fun Travis. Although I don't know Nikky that well, I guess I'll learn to know him better now. :P
Title: Re: Nikky simulator
Post by: Scipi on October 09, 2012, 04:06:24 pm: You know, I've been here over two years and still don't really know Nikky. x.x

Btw, I just noticed, I've been here over two years now XD :w00t:
Title: Re: Nikky simulator
Post by: Juju on October 09, 2012, 04:36:44 pm: Quote from: HOMER-16 on October 09, 2012, 04:06:24 pm
You know, I've been here over two years and still don't really know Nikky. x.x

Btw, I just noticed, I've been here over two years now XD :w00t:
You have to hang out on Cemetech more. Or better, on #tcpa. (If he still trolls there.)
Title: Re: Nikky simulator
Post by: Yeong on October 09, 2012, 06:14:33 pm: yeah I see nikky often in cemetech
Title: Re: Re: Nikky simulator
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 11, 2012, 07:11:04 pm: Yeah he was banned here because his trolling became rather spammy (although it was funny sometimes otherwise :P). He's often in Cemetech IRC. Idk if Tcpa is still active since its calc discussion was moved to Ti channel.
Title: Re: Nikky simulator
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 25, 2012, 12:14:45 am: It's finally featured!!! ;D

http://www.ticalc.org/archives/news/articles/14/148/148091.html
Title: Re: Nikky simulator
Post by: TravisE on October 25, 2012, 12:52:13 am: Wow. I wasn't really expecting that, to be honest. :D
Title: Re: Nikky simulator
Post by: Sorunome on October 25, 2012, 06:13:48 pm: lol, noone would have expected that :P
Title: Re: Nikky simulator
Post by: calc84maniac on October 25, 2012, 06:20:08 pm: Nikky Simulator for POTY!
Title: Re: Nikky simulator
Post by: Eeems on October 25, 2012, 07:47:52 pm: Quote from: calc84maniac on October 25, 2012, 06:20:08 pm
Nikky Simulator for POTY!
Totally. Best program ever.
Title: Re: Nikky simulator
Post by: imo_inx on October 25, 2012, 08:09:03 pm: I am constantly reminded of Karkat on this...
Title: Re: Nikky simulator
Post by: Scipi on October 25, 2012, 09:58:46 pm: Quote from: iNk&Venom on October 25, 2012, 08:09:03 pm
I am constantly reminded of Karkat on this...

We need a Homestuck simulator... Now! XD
Title: Re: Nikky simulator
Post by: Yeong on October 26, 2012, 07:49:51 am: yet another contribution to world apocalypse O.O
Title: Re: Nikky simulator
Post by: Juju on October 26, 2012, 08:11:26 am: Quote from: HOMER-16 on October 25, 2012, 09:58:46 pm
Quote from: iNk&Venom on October 25, 2012, 08:09:03 pm
I am constantly reminded of Karkat on this...

We need a Homestuck simulator... Now! XD
http://files.julosoft.net/xchat/ Yay xchat plugin.
Title: Re: Nikky simulator
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 26, 2012, 04:45:47 pm: I wonder how many times you guys have gotten "Omnimaga sucks" as result while trying the program so far? :P (the real person usually says it often, but I wonder which ones of the two says it more)
Title: Re: Nikky simulator
Post by: Eeems on October 26, 2012, 04:48:56 pm: I kind of want to see some sort of chart showing how often certain phrases are used by the simulator :P
Title: Re: Nikky simulator
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 26, 2012, 04:50:16 pm: Maybe someone should make an IRC bot out of this and track stats. Also there should be a "real" mode where the bot only gets active at certain hours of the day and when certain keywords are posted, to make it more realistic.
Title: Re: Nikky simulator
Post by: Sorunome on October 26, 2012, 11:16:13 pm: I would try it if i knew the keywords + the phrases, as i just have a 84+ i can't test it :P (I don't know nikky to well.... :P)
Title: Re: Nikky simulator
Post by: Jim Bauwens on October 27, 2012, 04:05:17 pm: For all you Nikky lovers out there:

(http://bwns.be/jim/nikky_nspire.png)
(TNS file attached to post)

I ported the C generating code to Lua. There might be bugs, so if you find any please report!
Title: Re: Nikky simulator
Post by: Adriweb on October 27, 2012, 04:11:42 pm: Awesome !!

btw, ETK <3 :P
Title: Re: Nikky simulator
Post by: Yeong on October 29, 2012, 01:12:28 pm: nikky ai is spreading... O.O
Title: Re: Re: Nikky simulator
Post by: Juju on October 29, 2012, 01:49:08 pm: Nikky Simulator is the new WFRNG.
Title: Re: Nikky simulator
Post by: calc84maniac on October 29, 2012, 02:30:33 pm: Should we rename it as the Wacky Fun Random Nikky Generator?
Title: Re: Nikky simulator
Post by: Yeong on October 29, 2012, 09:45:14 pm: Quote from: calc84maniac on October 29, 2012, 02:30:33 pm
Should we rename it as the Wacky Fun Random Nikky Generator?
/me bows down before calc84maniac's genious
Title: Re: Nikky simulator
Post by: Sorunome on October 29, 2012, 09:45:54 pm: Quote from: calc84maniac on October 29, 2012, 02:30:33 pm
Should we rename it as the Wacky Fun Random Nikky Generator?
But doesn't that just describe nikky perfectly?