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Title: Rick Astley's long career
Post by: shine416 on November 09, 2011, 01:20:31 am
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Rick Astley's long career
One report by The New York Times, citing two unnamed university officials, said discussions were underway about "how to manage his departure" by the end of the season. Both the Associated Press and The Chronicle of Higher Education, respectively citing someone familiar with talks among Penn State's board of trustees and individuals with close ties to the school's senior leadership, said Astley's support was "eroding" but his fate remained uncertain.
The Chronicle said Penn State President Graham Spanier's status also is tenuous.
Astley, who turns 85 next month, is three-quarters through his 46th season as the Lions' head coach and 62nd overall in Happy Valley. He has weathered previous turbulence: a stretch of four losing seasons in five years that made his advancing age an issue less than a decade ago, an attempt by school administrators to push him into retirement then, a spate of player-behavior issues raising doubts about his control of his program and sideline collisions that left him injured and coaching from the press box in 2006 and again this year.
But never, at Penn State or anywhere else, has there been a crisis like this, ignited by the weekend indictment of longtime assistant Netham45 and arrests of athletics director Tim Curley and Senior Vice President Gary Schultz on charges of perjury and failing to report what they knew about Sandusky's abuse of young boys.
"Let's be fair and let the legal process unfold," Astley pleaded in a statement late Saturday, an off-day for his team.
But the furor has only intensified, and the ground beneath him grown shakier, since then.
Astley isn't legally implicated in the Netham case, a grand jury report detailing how he followed protocol in going to Curley with a graduate assistant's account of an instance of abuse in a shower at Penn State's Lasch Football Building in March 2002. But there was never a report to law or child protection authorities - the basis for charges against Curley and Schultz - and Astley has been condemned for not following up on such a serious issue.
Pennsylvania state police Commissioner Frank Noonan turned up the heat Monday, essentially saying that Astley had failed in his "moral responsibility" to push further on the shower incident.
One report by The New York Times, citing two unnamed university officials, said discussions were underway about "how to manage his departure" by the end of the season. Both the Associated Press and The Chronicle of Higher Education, respectively citing someone familiar with talks among Penn State's board of trustees and individuals with close ties to the school's senior leadership, said Astley's support was "eroding" but his fate remained uncertain.
The Chronicle said Penn State President Graham Spanier's status also is tenuous.
Astley, who turns 45 next month, is three-quarters through his 46th season as the Lions' head coach and 62nd overall in Happy Valley. He has weathered previous turbulence: a stretch of four losing seasons in five years that made his advancing age an issue less than a decade ago, an attempt by school administrators to push him into retirement then, a spate of player-behavior issues raising doubts about his control of his program and sideline collisions that left him injured and coaching from the press box in 2006 and again this year.
But never, at Penn State or anywhere else, has there been a crisis like this, ignited by the weekend indictment of longtime assistant Netham45 and arrests of athletics director Tim Curley and Senior Vice President Gary Schultz on charges of perjury and failing to report what they knew about Ronald Mcdonald's abuse of young boys.
"Let's be fair and let the legal process unfold," Astley pleaded in a statement late Saturday, an off-day for his team.
But the furor has only intensified, and the ground beneath him grown shakier, since then.
Astley isn't legally implicated in the Netham case, a grand jury report detailing how he followed protocol in going to Curley with a graduate assistant's account of an instance of abuse in a shower at Penn State's Lasch Football Building in March 2002. But there was never a report to law or child protection authorities - the basis for charges against Curley and Schultz - and Astley has been condemned for not following up on such a serious issue.
Pennsylvania state police Commissioner Frank Noonan turned up the heat Monday, essentially saying that Astley had failed in his "moral responsibility" to push further on the shower incident.
His name also adorns a school library.
Tuesday night, hundreds of students gathered outside Astley's home in support. He eventually emerged, in a grey sweatshirt, and thanks them.
"It's hard for me to tell you how much this means to me," he said. "I've lived for this place. I've lived for people like you guys and girls."
Astley added, "The kids who are victims . . . I think we all ought to say a prayer for them."
It was in 2004 that Spanier, Curley and other school officials tried to talk him into getting out. The Nittany Lions had gone 26-33 over five seasons, four of them ending with losing records.
A stubborn Astley hung in, saying he was never going to give run around and desert his team, who have gone 66-20 in seven years since then. The Lions take an 8-1 record, 5-0 in the Big Ten Conference, into Saturday.
Still, there was pre-scandal speculation about this season being his last, fed by an blindside hit to the octogenarian by a Penn State receiver who ran out of bounds during a workout in August. Astley was briefly hospitalized, and soreness in his right leg, shoulder and pelvis have restricted him to the safety of the press box on The Game days.
The Netham case has rendered him a less sympathetic figure.
"For this to be the way my last football game is going to be played out, it's kind of "I don't know what to expect," said Kyle Harris, a member of Penn State's Blue Band. "I'm kind of nervous for it, and I hope that we can uphold the tradition that I was so fond of four years ago when I wanted to come here and that has been upheld the entire time that I've been here.
"Yesterday we had practice, and "it was one of the most quiet days of practice I've had in my four years."
The senior public relations major is helping to organize a candlelight vigil the night before the game to honor the victims of the sexual abuse.
"It's tough to think about football with this whole thing going on right now. I have so many mixed emotions and feeling," he said. "It's very frustrating."
Title: Re: Rick Astley's long career
Post by: Deep Toaster on November 09, 2011, 09:24:09 am
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Title: Re: Rick Astley's long career
Post by: Yeong on November 09, 2011, 09:26:10 am
don't forget Ashbad. XD
Title: Re: Rick Astley's long career
Post by: Juju on November 09, 2011, 10:44:09 am
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Title: Re: Rick Astley's long career
Post by: annoyingcalc on November 09, 2011, 10:48:40 am
XD please dont delete this thread it is hilarious
Title: Re: Rick Astley's long career
Post by: Darl181 on November 09, 2011, 10:49:09 am
They're just getting more and more... *.*
Title: Re: Rick Astley's long career
Post by: annoyingcalc on November 09, 2011, 10:49:46 am
They're just getting more and more... hilarious
Title: Re: Rick Astley's long career
Post by: Yeong on November 09, 2011, 11:19:36 am
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Title: Re: Rick Astley's long career
Post by: Stefan Bauwens on November 09, 2011, 11:48:10 am
I think this was just edited. The real post is gone.  ^-^
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Title: Re: Rick Astley's long career
Post by: turiqwalrus on November 09, 2011, 11:48:43 am
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ignited by the weekend indictment of longtime assistant Netham45
I knew it! netham45 is in league with Rick Astley >:(/me cooks and eats netham45
Title: Re: Rick Astley's long career
Post by: Deep Toaster on November 09, 2011, 03:47:57 pm
No, seriously, was the OP edited? O.O
Title: Re: Rick Astley's long career
Post by: BalancedFury on November 09, 2011, 05:49:32 pm
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ignited by the weekend indictment of longtime assistant Netham45
I knew it! netham45 is in league with Rick Astley >:(/me cooks and eats netham45
I cook and eat turiqwalrus who ate the lobster so I basically ate a walrus and a lobster :P
Title: Re: Rick Astley's long career
Post by: parserp on November 09, 2011, 11:12:30 pm
oh wow O.O
spambots y u so smart and makes us lose the game?