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General Discussion => Other Discussions => Humour and Jokes => Topic started by: tifreak on February 07, 2006, 04:04:00 am

Title: Special High Intensity Training
Post by: tifreak on February 07, 2006, 04:04:00 am

To: All Staff and Moderators:
Subject: Special High Intensity Training

In order to insure that we continue to produce the highest quality work possible, it will be our policy to keep all Omnimaga Staff well trained through our Special High Intensity Training program (S.H.I.T.) We are giving our employess more S.H.I.T. than any other programming group on the web.

Should you fell that you are not recieving your fair share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please PM an Admin. You will be placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list for special attention.

All of our Admins are especially qualified to see that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle, at your own pace, of course.

If you consider yourself to be trained enough already, you may be interested in helping us train others.

We can add you to our Basic Understanding Lecture List - Special High Intensity Training (B.U.L.L. - S.H.I.T.)

If you have any further questions, please PM them to our Head Of Training - Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T. - S.H.I.T.)

Sincerely,
Boss In General - Special High Intensity Training (B.I.G. - S.H.I.T.)

Title: Special High Intensity Training
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on February 07, 2006, 04:12:00 am

O_O

LOL nice one

Title: Special High Intensity Training
Post by: Krid on February 07, 2006, 04:20:00 am

I'm SO applying! :P

Title: Special High Intensity Training
Post by: tifreak on February 07, 2006, 04:29:00 am

lol. :)

I had originally done this for my tech school that I was going to, and the Administrator there took it away. I of course thought I was in a heap of trouble, but the next day, every teacher had a copy posted on the wall... :D

Title: Special High Intensity Training
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on February 07, 2006, 04:47:00 am

haha lol

Title: Special High Intensity Training
Post by: KermMartian on February 07, 2006, 05:30:00 am

This was originally from Cemetech. ;)

Title: Special High Intensity Training
Post by: kalan_vod on February 07, 2006, 05:56:00 am

I want to join the S.H.I.T List, where do I sign up?

Title: Special High Intensity Training
Post by: Spellshaper on February 07, 2006, 06:21:00 am

 *Spellshaper

Title: Special High Intensity Training
Post by: kalan_vod on February 07, 2006, 06:33:00 am

You guys are sh!t material.

Title: Special High Intensity Training
Post by: tifreak on February 07, 2006, 07:17:00 am

I ought to make an official page for this... :P:rofl:

Title: Special High Intensity Training
Post by: kalan_vod on February 17, 2006, 05:11:00 pm

When can I get my title of being in Sh!t.

Title: Special High Intensity Training
Post by: CDI on February 18, 2006, 03:45:00 am

man, I'm in sooooo much S.H.I.T.

Title: Special High Intensity Training
Post by: tifreak on February 18, 2006, 05:15:00 am

lol. :)

I am glad that this is being enjoyed so much here. :) Unitedti didn't give such a good response to it... :(

Title: Special High Intensity Training
Post by: Radical Pi on February 18, 2006, 07:42:00 am

Ha! I'm a bigger S.H.I.T. than you!

:D :laughing: :D

Title: Special High Intensity Training
Post by: kalan_vod on February 18, 2006, 08:11:00 am

Well we can take a joke better IMO, but they are still nice (I think it wasn't appropiate to them).

Title: Special High Intensity Training
Post by: tifreak on February 18, 2006, 12:27:00 pm

A couple people thought it was funny, but that was it...