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tifreak:


To: All Staff and Moderators:
Subject: Special High Intensity Training

In order to insure that we continue to produce the highest quality work possible, it will be our policy to keep all Omnimaga Staff well trained through our Special High Intensity Training program (S.H.I.T.) We are giving our employess more S.H.I.T. than any other programming group on the web.

Should you fell that you are not recieving your fair share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please PM an Admin. You will be placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list for special attention.

All of our Admins are especially qualified to see that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle, at your own pace, of course.

If you consider yourself to be trained enough already, you may be interested in helping us train others.

We can add you to our Basic Understanding Lecture List - Special High Intensity Training (B.U.L.L. - S.H.I.T.)

If you have any further questions, please PM them to our Head Of Training - Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T. - S.H.I.T.)

Sincerely,
Boss In General - Special High Intensity Training (B.I.G. - S.H.I.T.)

DJ Omnimaga:
O_O

LOL nice one

Krid:
I'm SO applying! :P

tifreak:
lol. :)

I had originally done this for my tech school that I was going to, and the Administrator there took it away. I of course thought I was in a heap of trouble, but the next day, every teacher had a copy posted on the wall... :D

DJ Omnimaga:
haha lol

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