...a friend comes by looking for a calculator to use, and jokingly asks if it's in your pocket, and you look down and find that it really is.
When you make a joke about a forum/IRC member who hasn't been online for months, then suddenly you realize he's online while you said that.or he's just dead :P
When you sit down in santa's lap...XD
xD
When you see a Linux lover buy a Mac O.OWhen you buy a Mac >.>
When you're telling someone how much a Mac sucks and they tell you Steve Jobs just died.When you see a Linux lover buy a Mac O.OWhen you buy a Mac >.>
When you see a Linux lover buy a Mac O.Owhen i actually did because i was hired to make an iphone app and my mac emulator project wasn't working out...
Well, since people keep playing games on their calcs in class* my math teacher is considering banning graphing calculators. Every time she tells someone to out away their calc, EVERYONE turns around and stares at me. :mad:
*Note: I'm the only one who dosn't play games. I code ;D
I do the same except I say 12. XP"I've got all of these ever made."
you try to play "the game" in Netham's sigyou've lost the game >9000 times D:
When, before a test, as everybody knows you have calculators to burn, all three other people at your table ask for one.Happens to me all the time with my nspires. People usually give them back after they see it isn't like their cheap little solar powered calcs. >:D
And you still have one for yourself.
True story.
**Bonus points if you pulled them all out of your pockets XD
lolThey annoy me to no end. I'm spoiled enough by my nspires that even a ti84 will bug me sometimes.
I even can't use solar powered single-line (or dual line if you want) calcs anymoar.
When you discover your classmate posted random recordings of you on Youtube and the results are damn scary. True story (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A78RbvIUN5k).
halp D:
When you discover your classmate posted random recordings of you on Youtube and the results are damn scary. True story (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A78RbvIUN5k).
halp D:
When you discover your classmate posted random recordings of you on Youtube and the results are damn scary. True story (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A78RbvIUN5k).
halp D:
O.O
when you hear other member saying "the game" through the phonevery awkward...
When 5 jars of peanut butter costs more than an used computer at juju's school.:O
(True story. The other day I discovered a peanut butter jar now costs $7.49 O.O)
when you go fromSomething's different... Can't quite place it.
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toSpoiler For Spoiler:
When the RedCode Warrior you spent two hours tweaking in order for it to work can't even beat an Imp...
Also just to make sure you know: Posting in spam section does not increase your post countSay, WHAT? jk :P
When you walk up to a woman and ask "when's the baby due?" and it turns out she's just fat
/me screams at the intensity of changelol
you drop your calc on the bus and when you go to pick it up someone else claims it's theirs so you punch them in the leg to get them to move so you can grab it then he cries in agony and all of the kids on the bus look RIGHT at you...
True story..
The kid deserved it though./me runs
When you have 69 respect D:What's wrong with that...?
The awkward moment when one of your classmate shows up at school without his pants on.Did he have his underwear on?
True Story.
That awkward moment when someone doesn't know what 69 stands for.When you have 69 respect D:What's wrong with that...?
I would love to explain it, but I'm pretty sure I can't because of the NSFW factor. :\That awkward moment when someone doesn't know what 69 stands for.When you have 69 respect D:What's wrong with that...?
When you have 69 respect D:
When you realize, it's not your life that's insane, it's your friends'.When you realize, it's not your friends' life that's insane, it's your's.
That reminds me when I was kid and a parent living in the same appartment building as us let his kids go outdoors completely naked. That was kinda creepy, especially considering the area was filled with pedophiles. X.xThe awkward moment when one of your classmate shows up at school without his pants on.Did he have his underwear on?
True Story.
People were allowed to go out naked where you lived?
That reminds me when I was kid and a parent living in the same appartment building as us let his kids go outdoors completely naked. That was kinda creepy, especially considering the area was filled with pedophiles. X.x
When you're meeting someone for the first time and they look nothing like their online profile pictures
Well, I think it's kinda obvious I don't even look like Fluttershy at all.When you're meeting someone for the first time and they look nothing like their online profile pictures
Wow, that would be Reeeeeaaaaaallllllllyyyy awkward. x.x
Well, I think it's kinda obvious I don't even look like Fluttershy at all.When you're meeting someone for the first time and they look nothing like their online profile pictures
Wow, that would be Reeeeeaaaaaallllllllyyyy awkward. x.x
...someone invites you to Gmail chat, you start talking, then realize it's a bot....then you start playing with it like a cleverbot and telling it stupid stuff, then you realize the bot is preprogrammed to always say the same stuff independently of whatever you wrote, so it sounds stupid and awkward.
I think what CMG meant is when their profile pic was supposed to represent how they said they looked.
...someone invites you to Gmail chat, you start talking, then realize it's a bot.
It's also known as the smallest possible calculator game ever. :P
it sure is, and it's the most simple game in the world too xp although still few people i know know the game, that's very sad :(Don't explain them what it is. They will understand that you lose when they say "the game" but they will always say "Nu I didn't lost, I no plays" while there is a rule about everyone playing x.x
When my mom makes me lose the game in front of DJ_O o.oDude, your mom is awesome! :D
(True story.)
When you find a sibling using a display toilet at Home Depo.Umm... About that...
When you realize a nonmonospaced font has ruined your ASCII art.