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General Discussion => Other Discussions => Humour and Jokes => Topic started by: Sorunome on October 16, 2012, 10:00:42 pm

Title: The green lobster
Post by: Sorunome on October 16, 2012, 10:00:42 pm
Eeems is a green lobster O.O

Quote
<Sorunome> new is down
<Juju> new is desactivated
<Sorunome> !activate new || explode
* Eeems explodes
<Sorunome> lol
<Juju> lol
<Juju> wait you're not Netham45
<Sorunome> lol
<Eeems> Are you sure I'm not?
<Eeems> :P
<Juju> lol
<Sorunome> netham==eeems?!?!?! O.o
<Sorunome> so eeems==lobster
<Sorunome> XD
* Sorunome runs
<Juju> qfd
<Sorunome> lol
<Juju> or something
<Eeems> haha
<Eeems> I'm just joshing you
<Eeems> I'm not netham
<Eeems> I am exploding though
<Eeems> I'm a bomb
<Sorunome> ok, but you'r still a green lobster :P
* Sorunome runs
<Eeems> I'm da bomb
<Eeems> lol
<Juju> lol
<Sorunome> now we have a green and a blue lobster
<Juju> oh wow green ones is that a new variety
<Sorunome> wait
<Sorunome> a green and a pink one
<Juju> Eeems is a green lobster

EDIT: is netham now pink or blue?
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Juju on October 16, 2012, 10:04:20 pm
Yay we anthromorphized another Omnimaga member. Good job. :P

Also Netham is indeed blue.
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Sorunome on October 16, 2012, 10:05:18 pm
Oh, good to know :P
so, what do we have apart from  bridge, nyan cat, two lobsters and a bridged one? XD
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Juju on October 16, 2012, 10:12:10 pm
I think we have a squirrel too.
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Sorunome on October 16, 2012, 10:13:28 pm
who is it?
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Eeems on October 16, 2012, 10:15:10 pm
Coolio is the squirrel.
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Juju on October 16, 2012, 10:27:28 pm
Squirreliojazz :P
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 17, 2012, 12:10:33 am
Yay we anthromorphized another Omnimaga member. Good job. :P

Also Netham is indeed blue.

I thought Netham45 was pink?? O.O
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: turiqwalrus on October 17, 2012, 04:46:50 am
Don't forget the walrus D:
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: parserp on October 17, 2012, 05:11:53 pm
ooh a poll!/me clicks all the options ._.
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Builderboy on October 17, 2012, 05:22:20 pm
I thought Eeems was an android? ???
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Sorunome on October 17, 2012, 08:10:10 pm
Nope, he is apparentley a green lobster :P
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: ElementCoder on October 18, 2012, 02:41:11 am
Slowly the lobster army grows :P
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: turiqwalrus on October 18, 2012, 06:28:29 am
Slowly the lobster army grows :P
Even with all our efforts to eat them, they still keep multiplying. I thought it would maybe stop after I confiscated netham's cloning machine >:D
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Darl181 on October 18, 2012, 06:32:37 am
I thought Eeems was an android? ???

Yeah, I seem to remember him being an android at some point in the past...unless there's android lobsters or something now?  :crazy:
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Sorunome on October 18, 2012, 06:38:38 pm
the poll is getting crazy :P
/me lost
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Yeong on October 19, 2012, 01:28:43 pm
/me pushes Sorunome off the bridge
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Eeems on October 19, 2012, 03:21:03 pm
I'm not a lobster :( I'm a real boy!
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Sorunome on October 19, 2012, 04:26:46 pm
to late, you are a green lobster
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Eeems on October 19, 2012, 04:40:42 pm
It's never too late! I'm a real boy honest!
/me ' nose grows
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: TIfanx1999 on October 20, 2012, 08:58:18 pm
I thought you were an android? O_o The majority seems to think you are a lobster of some sort though. :o
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Juju on October 20, 2012, 09:02:39 pm
Wow the poll became like, pretty messed up.
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Eeems on October 20, 2012, 09:52:17 pm
There, that's better :)
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Juju on October 20, 2012, 09:53:25 pm
noooo D:
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 21, 2012, 02:25:14 am
There's no android option? ???
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: TIfanx1999 on October 21, 2012, 03:10:21 am
There was, but that was when there were about 17 options on the poll. :P
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Eeems on October 21, 2012, 03:20:06 am
Yeah, I've upgraded my hardware from an when I was an android. I'm now a real boy. I still have the old hardware in case something breaks.
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: TIfanx1999 on October 21, 2012, 03:38:27 am
Lies! All Lies! :P
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Juju on October 21, 2012, 10:57:35 am
Aw got your nose in my eye. eeems. wat r u doin. eeems. stahp.
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Yeong on October 21, 2012, 02:16:57 pm
It's never too late! I'm a real boy honest!
/me ' nose grows
It's ok. No one believed me that I was a human since dat one post. XD
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Sorunome on October 22, 2012, 09:24:37 pm
Yeah, I've upgraded my hardware from an when I was an android. I'm now a real boy. I still have the old hardware in case something breaks.
*a read lobster
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 22, 2012, 11:52:19 pm
Yeah, I've upgraded my hardware from an when I was an android. I'm now a real boy. I still have the old hardware in case something breaks.
*a read lobster
read? ???
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Eeems on October 23, 2012, 02:09:22 am
Yeah, I've upgraded my hardware from an when I was an android. I'm now a real boy. I still have the old hardware in case something breaks.
*a read lobster
read? ???
read.
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 23, 2012, 02:12:05 am
We can read lobsters?? O.O
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: turiqwalrus on October 23, 2012, 02:17:03 am
yup. just stuff it in your cd drive and you're set(you may need to boil it first)
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Darl181 on October 23, 2012, 04:31:26 am
Isn't that what the big blue port is for, tho?
http://ourl.ca/4281
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Sorunome on October 23, 2012, 06:38:16 pm
Yeah, I've upgraded my hardware from an when I was an android. I'm now a real boy. I still have the old hardware in case something breaks.
*a read lobster
read? ???
read.
real
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: AngelFish on October 24, 2012, 03:43:48 am
Yeah, I've upgraded my hardware from an when I was an android. I'm now a real boy. I still have the old hardware in case something breaks.
*a read lobster
read? ???
read.
real
reality, man.

*mindblown*
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: ElementCoder on October 24, 2012, 05:46:07 am
Qwerty, your avatar somewhat resembles a lobster claw at some point :P
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: turiqwalrus on October 24, 2012, 06:41:25 am
Qwerty, your avatar somewhat resembles a lobster claw at some point :P
He's clearly not a lobster, though. Everyone knows that he's actually a fish. A tasty one, at that.
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Eeems on October 24, 2012, 11:52:42 am
Wait what? I'm not a Fishbot. That's Qwerty
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Juju on October 24, 2012, 12:04:29 pm
Qwerty, your avatar somewhat resembles a lobster claw at some point :P
He's clearly not a lobster, though. Everyone knows that he's actually a fish. A tasty one, at that.
The avatar clearly looks like a Mandelbrot fish. Therefore a fishbot.
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Eeems on October 24, 2012, 12:06:35 pm
Oh lol, that was aimed at Qwerty. It's hard to tell what is a quote and what isn't in links2
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Yeong on October 24, 2012, 01:33:06 pm
/me wonders if lobster counts as a fish
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Juju on October 24, 2012, 01:37:18 pm
Lobsters aren't fish.
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: ElementCoder on October 24, 2012, 01:49:24 pm
They're shellfish, so I find them half fish :P
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Sorunome on October 24, 2012, 06:28:30 pm
/me wonders if lobster counts as a fish
they can count to fish
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 25, 2012, 04:33:01 pm
Qwerty, your avatar somewhat resembles a lobster claw at some point :P
He's clearly not a lobster, though. Everyone knows that he's actually a fish. A tasty one, at that.

 (http://archive.epica-awards.com/pages/results/2007/finalists/print/images/12_02284_003_Brandt3_Pear-Fish_pr.jpg)
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: imo_inx on October 25, 2012, 08:04:25 pm
So Qwerty is a PearFish?
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Eeems on October 25, 2012, 08:11:41 pm
So Qwerty is a PearFish?
Well he does taste like pear, and he is a fishbot.
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Sorunome on October 25, 2012, 10:22:36 pm
what /is/ a fishbot? ^^
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Eeems on October 25, 2012, 10:54:22 pm
what /is/ a fishbot? ^^
Qwerty. Qwerty is a fishbot. A fishbot is Qwerty.
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Sorunome on October 25, 2012, 11:14:45 pm
what /is/ a fishbot? ^^
Qwerty. Qwerty is a fishbot. A fishbot is Qwerty.
I knew already that much. I meant maybe a picture or something...
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Eeems on October 26, 2012, 01:59:30 am
what /is/ a fishbot? ^^
Qwerty. Qwerty is a fishbot. A fishbot is Qwerty.
I knew already that much. I meant maybe a picture or something...
(http://www.techfresh.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/fishbot.jpg)
Fishbot.
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Yeong on October 26, 2012, 09:51:26 am
(http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/Green+Lobster.+An+estimated+one+in+four+people+know+how_03092e_3476572.jpg)
Eeems.
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: TIfanx1999 on October 29, 2012, 07:18:16 pm
^OMG, awesome! :D

*Edit*An fishbot:
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Sorunome on October 29, 2012, 07:21:45 pm
to much awesomeness
/me explodes
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 31, 2012, 09:49:08 pm
O.O

http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=fr&tl=en&js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Ftvanouvelles.ca%2Flcn%2Flebuzz%2Farchives%2F2012%2F10%2F20121031-195907.html%3Futm_source%3Dtwitterfeed%26utm_medium%3Dtwitter

Now we have lobsters that are half orange and half black!
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Netham45 on November 01, 2012, 03:55:12 am
O.O

http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=fr&tl=en&js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Ftvanouvelles.ca%2Flcn%2Flebuzz%2Farchives%2F2012%2F10%2F20121031-195907.html%3Futm_source%3Dtwitterfeed%26utm_medium%3Dtwitter

Now we have lobsters that are half orange and half black!

Wilfred?! THEY GOT YOU?!
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 01, 2012, 04:00:27 am
Wilfred? ???
Title: Re: The green lobster
Post by: TIfanx1999 on November 01, 2012, 03:32:00 pm
@DJ:Wilfred the lobster, a high ranking officer in the lobster army. Captured in the line of duty.
Title: Re: Re: The green lobster
Post by: Juju on November 01, 2012, 05:23:47 pm
Wilfred Lebouthiller?