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Title: Thousands of free recipes from Ireland!
Post by: Johanne1981 on January 26, 2010, 10:51:17 pm
Spoiler For Raylin - by request of JosJuice:
Blue lobster with sautéed potatoes flambéed in Irish whiskey (http://www.menupages.ie/Recipes/pearl_brasserie/RecipeDetail.aspx?recipeId=31)


Bring the Perl Brassiere home with this delicious main course.




Preparation Time: 20 minutes
Cooking TIme: 10 minutes
Level of Difficulty: Easy
Servings: 4
Ingredients
4 blue lobsters, live
For the sautéed potatoes
00g potatoes, peeled and boiled
2 tsp olive oil
salt and freshly ground black pepper
6 large shallots, peeled and sliced
4 cloves of garlic, peeled and crushed
40g salted butter
a pinch of fresh parsley, chopped
150ml Irish whiskey
fresh dill, to garnish

Method
Bring a large pan of salted water to the boil and cook the lobsters for 3 minutes. Cool them down under cold running tap water, then cut each of the tails into 5 cylinder shapes, ensuring that the shells remain attached break down the claws and take the flesh out.
Try to get the ratte variety of potatoes - they have a lovely nutty flavour. Slice the boiled potatoes, put them in the olive oil in a nonstick pan and pan-fry them over a moderately high heat. Season and, once they reach a nice golden colour, add the shallots, garlic and pieces of lobster. Toss all the ingredients together for 1 minute and then add the butter and chopped parsley. Add the whiskey and light it, being careful with the flame.
To serve, put everything into a large serving dish, garnish with the dill and breathe in all the delicious smells. Place the serving dish in the centre of the table so that your guests can dig in and help themselves.

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Title: Re: Thousands of free recipes from Ireland!
Post by: {AP} on January 26, 2010, 10:54:13 pm
I want to delete this... but it has useful information on cooking BLUE lobster. o.o

And not just 1 but 4!
And alive too!
Title: Re: Thousands of free recipes from Ireland!
Post by: Eeems on January 26, 2010, 11:01:24 pm
Lolwow!
Title: Re: Thousands of free recipes from Ireland!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 27, 2010, 12:49:54 am
Wow that gotta be the most interesting spambot ever. This needs to be saved
Title: Re: Thousands of free recipes from Ireland!
Post by: Galandros on January 27, 2010, 04:03:02 am
4 blue lobsters, live
We know one!
Where the hell are those remaining 3?
Title: Re: Thousands of free recipes from Ireland!
Post by: ztrumpet on January 27, 2010, 09:36:17 am
Lol, this was a spambot?
Title: Re: Thousands of free recipes from Ireland!
Post by: Eeems on January 27, 2010, 10:02:12 am
I know hey! It must have done some good research.
Title: Re: Thousands of free recipes from Ireland!
Post by: TIfanx1999 on January 27, 2010, 10:16:22 am
Hey Netham, the spambots are coming for you! O_o
Title: Re: Thousands of free recipes from Ireland!
Post by: Iambian on January 27, 2010, 03:37:27 pm
Maybe spambots are getting more and more intelligent. You all say it's a spambot but it actually contributed to this forum in a manner not unlike a few other people. Now, if only there was an alternative that required just one blue lobster :P

But, it's always better to keep the local blue lobster alive. So much fun. Lasts much longer if you only lick :P
Title: Re: Thousands of free recipes from Ireland!
Post by: ztrumpet on January 27, 2010, 04:29:29 pm
You guys, you don't need four blue lobsters if you quarter the recipe...
Title: Re: Thousands of free recipes from Ireland!
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 26, 2010, 05:14:35 pm
Second. Most. Epic. Spambot. Ever.

Guess we'll have to keep Netham alive until then. Darn.
Title: Re: Thousands of free recipes from Ireland!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 26, 2010, 05:28:32 pm
You necroposter :P

EDIT: Wow did someone really ask for the link to be censored? O.o It didn't seem harmful when I checked, but again I guess we need to be careful with bots.
Title: Re: Thousands of free recipes from Ireland!
Post by: jnesselr on December 26, 2010, 05:54:19 pm
Yeah, that is a funny bot. I would censor the link.
Title: Re: Thousands of free recipes from Ireland!
Post by: Raylin on December 26, 2010, 06:24:06 pm
That would be me.

JosJuice asked. :P
Title: Re: Thousands of free recipes from Ireland!
Post by: fb39ca4 on December 26, 2010, 08:45:21 pm
Wth????????
We should've let this bot stay, and let it post in only this thread. Who knows what else it would have come up with.
Title: Re: Thousands of free recipes from Ireland!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 27, 2010, 03:57:39 pm
That would be me.

JosJuice asked. :P
Lol ok x.x

Title: Re: Thousands of free recipes from Ireland!
Post by: Netham45 on December 28, 2010, 05:29:56 am
DO NOT EAT ME
Title: Re: Thousands of free recipes from Ireland!
Post by: Silver Shadow on December 28, 2010, 08:54:24 am
What will you give in exchange?
Title: Re: Thousands of free recipes from Ireland!
Post by: jnesselr on December 28, 2010, 05:51:40 pm
I'm sure he'll give up some of his red lobster friends.
Title: Re: Thousands of free recipes from Ireland!
Post by: fb39ca4 on July 02, 2011, 12:30:58 pm
This one is even more epic than the casino ad one.
Title: Re: Thousands of free recipes from Ireland!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 03, 2012, 03:55:34 pm
Just now from OmnomIRC: Deep thought found a lobster waffles recipe! http://www.grouprecipes.com/52230/lobster-waffles.html

Kinda related, hence the necropost. :P
Title: Re: Thousands of free recipes from Ireland!
Post by: Deep Toaster on August 03, 2012, 03:57:08 pm
needs context
Quote from: #omnimaga
[19:48] <OmnomIRC> (O)<Deep Thought> Netham45
[19:48] <OmnomIRC> (O)<DJ_O> Netham45
[19:49] <OmnomIRC> (O)<Deep Thought> waffles
[19:51] <OmnomIRC> (O)<DJ_O> netham flavoured waffles?
[19:52] <OmnomIRC> (O)<Deep Thought> http://www.grouprecipes.com/52230/lobster-waffles.html
[19:52] <OmnomIRC> (O)<DJ_O> i am tempted to do a necropost right now
Title: Re: Thousands of free recipes from Ireland!
Post by: Sorunome on August 03, 2012, 04:43:42 pm
O.o
lol xD
who would make such things xD
Title: Re: Thousands of free recipes from Ireland!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 03, 2012, 05:10:43 pm
I'm kinda scared about how it tastes.

seafood pancakes, on the other hand, are pretty tasty. It seems pancakes are quite tasty with a lot of stuff, not just dessert stuff.
Title: Re: Thousands of free recipes from Ireland!
Post by: Sorunome on August 03, 2012, 05:28:51 pm
It seems pancakes are quite tasty with a lot of stuff, not just dessert stuff.
That is really unbelievable.... O.o
Title: Re: Thousands of free recipes from Ireland!
Post by: ruler501 on August 03, 2012, 05:44:29 pm
I havent .had any non desert style pancakes(except for generic) but I have heard they can be quite good
Title: Re: Thousands of free recipes from Ireland!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 04, 2012, 03:10:30 am
It seems pancakes are quite tasty with a lot of stuff, not just dessert stuff.
That is really unbelievable.... O.o
I tried with shrimps with some sauce made for seafood on it and it was quite great. I think with ham I wouldn't like them as much, though, same for certain other meats like beef. That said, the best pancakes are the ones that are dessert-like. :D
Title: Re: Thousands of free recipes from Ireland!
Post by: Yeong on August 04, 2012, 09:07:20 am
Don't forget the lobster roll :P
http://ourl.ca/10402
Title: Re: Thousands of free recipes from Ireland!
Post by: imo_inx on August 04, 2012, 04:43:47 pm
How about crab on a pancake?