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General Discussion => Other Discussions => Humour and Jokes => Topic started by: Ashbad on April 04, 2011, 08:53:25 pm
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Ive had it with boring and polite languages such as java, c, c++, etc.! I want a troll programming language!
Here is my project for the casio prizm: Troll! -- Now you can be the most powerful, rude, trollish, and random programmer ever! Working in advanced OOP and .net and all that stuff, you can now use the most powerful language ever! Below is a sample hello world program:
#umm... Include the standerd libery STD lib
:) :) :) totally create a new um..... Class Hellooo {
Public stuff I troll:
Ummm.... New string mah reputation == "verdant" :w00t:
Create a new trollish thread that umm.... Goes at 10^28 the energy of a nuke ;) :( :? ????
{{{'m
If gAuss == oiller then um... Troll("hello wolrd"
:) ;D ???
}
um..............................
For(ever) {
Respect--
}
Umm... Return I guess Wooten oiler
Feel the troll power, and happy coding!
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Hahaha, I would totally program in this language lol :P
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Imaging making a spambot with it xD that would be the perfect language for it ;D
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Renamed to Troll! ++ ;)
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Why is this called Troll ++? It should be called Troll -- :P
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But... Can't argue that ^-^ I'll change that part ;D
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is this a real project? :P
and why did Hot_Dog lock it?
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Yeah, I'm actually writing a Basic interpreter xD
He wanted me to rename it from what it was, and I understood him, nothing TI worry about ;)
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Of course TI should worry about it! :P It should be on the nspire! :P
Sounds to me like C++ with a little diff. syntax.
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Yeah according to the name it had in Spybot45 I think it's best to rename it to avoid making fun of a troll in particular (since it kinda gives him attention). It seems funny, though. It kinda reminds me LOLCODE in some way.
Btw shouldn't this be located under humors and jokes?
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it real. ;)
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Yeah but I mean it's more humoristic, right?
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To elaborate, if he's actually serious about making an interpreter, which it seems like he is, then it shouldn't be moved :)
I wonder how well this will turn out ;D
Edit: DJ, hm...
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Well if it's serious, then probably computer programming. :P
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he said it his new project for the Prizm. :P
although I wanna see it on the CX. or maybe a language parody of TI's locking down of calcs and stuff. :P
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It seems a little too wordy for me. Maybe forcing occasional CAPS FORCED and 1337speeks would suffice :P
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Okay, I now have an irresistible urge to code in Troll --, LOLCODE, and the like.
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:) this would be an awesome programming language, wouldn't it? I bet if any 4chan programmers reside coding the /b/ part of the site code in a weir language, this would be most fitting xD
It also comes included with exponents.h, longstringprinting.h, smileys.h, gaussandoillercomoarisons.h and trollthenet.h libraries, in addition to the standerd STD librery
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I'll stick to Blaid Drugg, thank you.
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The most powerful language in the world - http://compsoc.dur.ac.uk/whitespace/ lol, JK.
troll-- reminded me of it.