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General Discussion => Other Discussions => Humour and Jokes => Topic started by: Yeong on May 05, 2011, 10:19:55 pm

Title: What happens when you drink a coffee with soy sauce?
Post by: Yeong on May 05, 2011, 10:19:55 pm: Answer:
It will gush down through your esophagus, neutralize your stomach acid, crack open your liver and pancrea, enlarge your small intestine, shrink your large intestine, make a coffee jello to block your anus, turn your eyes pink, and out-stretch your tongue.

-Reference by: my really early stickman comic-
Title: SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE :P
Post by: ralphdspam on May 05, 2011, 10:23:34 pm: Hmm...

Sounds Delicious! :P
Title: Re: What happens when you drink a coffee with soy sause?
Post by: Freyaday on May 06, 2011, 12:08:01 am: Sounds like it'll make you forget how to spell "sauce" :P
Title: Re: What happens when you drink a coffee with soy sause?
Post by: Yeong on May 06, 2011, 07:10:23 am: woops. Fixed XP
(If you find any of the grammar/spelling error in my post, feel free to "criticize them. That way, I can learn faster.)
Title: Re: What happens when you drink a coffee with soy sauce?
Post by: Spyro543 on May 06, 2011, 04:14:53 pm: Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on May 05, 2011, 10:19:55 pm
It will gush down through your esophagus
Don't all liquids do that?

Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on May 05, 2011, 10:19:55 pm
neutralize your stomach acid
So I won't be able to digest anything? D:

Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on May 05, 2011, 10:19:55 pm
crack open your liver and pancrea
Ow my tummy hurts...

Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on May 05, 2011, 10:19:55 pm
enlarge your small intestine, shrink your large intestine
So it's reversing my intestine types.

Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on May 05, 2011, 10:19:55 pm
make a coffee jello to block your anus
That's not healthy.

Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on May 05, 2011, 10:19:55 pm
turn your eyes pink
So it's chemically reacting with my various eye juices? Sweet.

Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on May 05, 2011, 10:19:55 pm
and out-stretch your tongue.
My tongue is long enough already. And how will this work?
Title: Re: What happens when you drink a coffee with soy sauce?
Post by: Ashbad on May 06, 2011, 07:13:31 pm: Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on May 06, 2011, 07:10:23 am
woops. Fixed XP
(If you find any of the grammar/spelling error in my post, feel free to "criticize" them. That way, I can learn faster.)

;) missed a second quotes there ;D
Title: Re: What happens when you drink a coffee with soy sauce?
Post by: Yeong on May 06, 2011, 07:45:45 pm: D:
Seriously?
Title: Re: What happens when you drink a coffee with soy sauce?
Post by: Ashbad on May 06, 2011, 08:01:56 pm: Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on May 06, 2011, 07:45:45 pm
D:
Seriously?

well, you asked for us to point out ANY mistakes you make ^-^
Title: Re: What happens when you drink a coffee with soy sauce?
Post by: Yeong on May 06, 2011, 08:05:44 pm: oh great...
Now I'll be going to get spamned by "You got this wrong" ... XP
Title: CRANBERRY SAUCE / (THE GAME * 0)
Post by: ralphdspam on May 06, 2011, 08:39:43 pm: Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on May 06, 2011, 08:05:44 pm
Now I'll be going to get spamned by "You got this wrong" ... XP

Now I will receive spam saying, "You got this wrong!" 8) (jk)

EDIT: I like how you spelled, "spamn". :P
Title: Re: What happens when you drink a coffee with soy sauce?
Post by: Yeong on May 06, 2011, 08:40:56 pm: I will destroy your brain with mah new BrainMezzer :P
Title: DOES ANYONE NOTICE THESE EDITED TOPICS?
Post by: ralphdspam on May 06, 2011, 08:45:06 pm: Spamn! I don't destroy mah cranberry-flavored brain! D:
Title: Re: What happens when you drink a coffee with soy sauce?
Post by: Freyaday on May 06, 2011, 10:52:08 pm: Godspamnit!
Title: ABCDEFGHIJTHEGAMEKLMNOPQRSTUOMNOMNOMVWXYZ HI
Post by: Darl181 on May 07, 2011, 12:53:51 am: Wow, that must be some strong coffee :P
Title: Re: What happens when you drink a coffee with soy sauce?
Post by: Freyaday on May 07, 2011, 01:17:39 am: It's so strong, it pours itself!
Title: Re: What happens when you drink a coffee with soy sauce?
Post by: Ashbad on May 07, 2011, 06:21:50 am: Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on May 06, 2011, 08:05:44 pm
oh great...
Now I'll be going to get spamned by "You got this wrong" ... XP

correct:
Now I am going to be spammed by "You got this wrong" ... XP

;)
Title: Re: What happens when you drink a coffee with soy sauce?
Post by: aeTIos on May 07, 2011, 12:19:18 pm: I think this happens:
(http://www.ww.kluun.nl/files/Image/080609%20ernest%20kwast%20scheel(3).jpg)