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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #105 on: January 09, 2012, 08:26:22 pm »
O.O you posted 1 second after me.


what do you call a deer with no eyes?
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what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
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what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, with a dog on it?
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Dog on it! still no eyed-deer!

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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #106 on: January 09, 2012, 08:35:11 pm »
Did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg bitten off by a shark?

IT'S OK! HE'S "ALL RIGHT" NOW!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #107 on: January 09, 2012, 10:44:54 pm »
So our beloved Québec mayor, King Régis I, made a call for bids for the paintjob of the future Québec Nordiques arena. 3 companies replied, among them a Québécois.

The first one called for 3M$. 1M$ for cheap workforce, 1M$ for cheap paint and 1M$ for cheap scaffolds. The second one called for 6M$, 2M$ for the best quality of each of the above items. The Québécois called for 9M$. He said to the mayor, "3M$ for me, 3M$ for you and 3M$ to make the first company do the job" :D

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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #108 on: January 10, 2012, 12:11:50 pm »
So our beloved Québec mayor, King Régis I, made a call for bids for the paintjob of the future Québec Nordiques arena. 3 companies replied, among them a Québécois.

The first one called for 3M$. 1M$ for cheap workforce, 1M$ for cheap paint and 1M$ for cheap scaffolds. The second one called for 6M$, 2M$ for the best quality of each of the above items. The Québécois called for 9M$. He said to the mayor, "3M$ for me, 3M$ for you and 3M$ to make the first company do the job" :D
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #109 on: January 13, 2012, 05:15:08 pm »
Not really a joke, but I lol'ed at this xkcd comic :D

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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #110 on: January 14, 2012, 09:45:23 pm »
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"

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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #111 on: January 16, 2012, 10:36:19 am »
One my dad and I made up in the car:

Geek: Hi, is this customer service?
Customer Service: Yes.
Geek: My computer is working great.
Customer Service: Ok, well try rebooting the computer and see if it still works great.
Geek: OK. Done.
Customer Service: Same problem?
Geek: Yup, my computer is still working great.
Customer Service: Try rebooting your modem.
Geek: Still same condition.
Customer Service: Wow! I never came across a problem like this before! We have to elevate this to tier 1 support.

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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #112 on: November 30, 2013, 10:28:12 am »
How does a physicion prove all odd numbers greater than 1 are primes?
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5 - prime
7 - prime
9 - measurment error
11 - prime

Seems like all odd numbers greater than 1 are primes
How does a mathematition prove all odd numvbers greather than 1 are primes?
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Due to complete induction all odd numbers greater than one are primes

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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #113 on: November 30, 2013, 10:30:51 am »
Lol, these are pretty cool XD

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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #114 on: November 30, 2013, 10:33:47 am »
A Mathametition, a Physition and a Engeneer are in a hotel.

Suddenly a fire bursts.
The Engeneer wakes up, sees the fire extenguisher and puts out the fire. After that he goes happily to bed.

Another fire bursts.
The Physition wakes up, sees the fire extenguisher, calculates the minimum amount of extinguishing foam needed puts out the fire and goes happily to bed.

Another ifre bursts.
The Mathemetition wakes up, sees the extinguisher, looks at the fire and thinks 'Ok, we already solved this problem before' and goes happily to bed

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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #115 on: November 30, 2013, 10:36:23 am »
Haha this was a pretty good one too.
x² is happily wandering in the forest. Suddenly, he loses his square, why ?
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He stumbled upon a root. :P

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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #116 on: November 30, 2013, 10:38:22 am »
hehe

What is green and runs through the forest?
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A heard cucumbers.
What's wrong about that?
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Cucumbers don't live in herds!
And what is transparents and jumps after them?
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the jar

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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #117 on: November 30, 2013, 10:39:11 am »
Lol. Not as funny but still. :P

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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #118 on: November 30, 2013, 10:40:15 am »
Two skyscrapers are sitting while a strom in the basement.
The smaller one says "I'm afraid"
The bigger one says, don't be scared, during night it is colder than outside

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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #119 on: November 30, 2013, 12:22:02 pm »
Two men walk into a bar

The third ducked
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