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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #30 on: September 15, 2011, 08:11:30 pm »
Why did the little boy fall off his bicycle?

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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #31 on: September 15, 2011, 08:34:07 pm »
lol

Why did the plane crash?


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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #32 on: September 15, 2011, 08:38:11 pm »
Quote from: parser padwan on September 15, 2011, 08:11:30 pm
Why did the little boy fall off his bicycle?




Because someone threw a piano at him!!!
Lol
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #33 on: September 15, 2011, 09:31:26 pm »
Quote from: DualBLDR on September 15, 2011, 08:38:11 pm
Quote from: parser padwan on September 15, 2011, 08:11:30 pm
Why did the little boy fall off his bicycle?




Because someone threw a piano at him!!!
Lol

Lol.
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #34 on: September 15, 2011, 09:40:43 pm »
What is the most confusing day for blond people?
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What is the most confusing day for BLACK people? (Please don't be offended)
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #35 on: September 17, 2011, 07:12:56 pm »
RACIST!!!!!!!!!

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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #36 on: September 21, 2011, 02:25:06 pm »
All right, I've got 2 more jokes, one is political, one's not. Please don't be offended if your a democrat.

Joke 1 (not political)
A man is walking in the desert when he sees a tepee. He comes closer and sees that there is a sign above the tepee that says "Chief Never-Forget". Well, the man decides to see if Chief Never-Forget can really remember everything, so he walks in and asks, "What did you eat for breakfast on Monday 2 weeks ago?" Chief Never-Forget replies, "eggs." Now the man is really astounded because he can't even remember what he ate for breakfast yesterday. A year later the man walks through that stretch of the country again so he decides to pay Chief Never-Forget a visit. He walks into the tepee and greets the old Chief. "How.", he says. The chief answers, "Scrambled."

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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #37 on: September 21, 2011, 09:09:33 pm »
A pope was walking through the woods when he saw three republicans shielding a democrat, and beating up a bear. The pope thinks to himself : "I thought republicans and democrats were enemies! I guess I was wrong."
When the republicans were done with the bear, they loaded it on to a truck. The pope walked up to them and said "Ahh...there are good people in the world who protects their enemies!" and blessed them. When the pope left, one of the republicans said to the others : "Hey load the democrat on to the truck. Let's go hunt another bear...


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Five black guys were on a riding on a cadillac. Then, they hit a bump, and fly off the Grand Canyon, crash, and they all die. What's sad about this story?
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Why do blond people always have headphones on?
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Because the headphones say "Breathe in, Breathe out...
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How do chinese parents name their children?
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Throw a box of silverware down a flight of stairs
I don't get it....
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Ching Chang Chong



George Bush, the president of Mexico, and the president of Iraq were sitting in a train. The Iraquise president looked out the window, threw out a gun and said "We have too many of these in out country."
The Mexican president threw out a sombrero out the window and said "We have too many of these in our country." Then, George Bush threw out the Mexican president and said " We have too many of these in our country."
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #38 on: September 21, 2011, 09:15:49 pm »
funny!
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #39 on: September 21, 2011, 09:17:08 pm »
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #40 on: September 21, 2011, 09:36:23 pm »
all of em
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #41 on: September 21, 2011, 09:44:16 pm »
Quote from: buttsfredkin on September 15, 2011, 08:34:07 pm
lol

Why did the plane crash?


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You put this joke 2X
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #42 on: September 21, 2011, 09:46:12 pm »
I love racist jokes. It is a guilty pleasure.
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #43 on: September 21, 2011, 09:58:42 pm »
Quote from: boot2490 on September 21, 2011, 09:46:12 pm
I love racist jokes. It is a guilty pleasure.
Here's two more
What do you call a black priest?
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Holy shet

Why do Muslims always turn left?
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #44 on: September 22, 2011, 10:03:25 am »
I LOVE the muslim joke!
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