This joke is not really funny but reminds me of a sheet of paper in which there was an very funny face.Lol? A magic banana?
What type of lights did Noah have on the arch ?What is yellow and can pass through walls ? The answer is really stupid.Spoiler For Answer:Spoiler For Answer:
Why did the chicken cross the road? (I am not giving the answer for this one)U copied me.. lol ;)Spoiler For Answer:
that was a good one blackI liked it too. ^-^
not really a joke per se, but I love this:Lol
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your mom joke of my own creation.I'm sorry but it alrdy exists..
3. Your dad is so smart, he tried to drown you when you were a baby. Your mom is so stupid, she saved you.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?Spoiler For Spoiler:
Why did the little boy fall off his bicycle?Lol
Because someone threw a piano at him!!!
Lol.Why did the little boy fall off his bicycle?Lol
Because someone threw a piano at him!!!
funny!Which one?
lolYou put this joke 2X
Why did the plane crash?Spoiler For Answer:
I love racist jokes. It is a guilty pleasure.Here's two more
lolYou put this joke 2X
Why did the plane crash?Spoiler For Answer:
It's fine....lolYou put this joke 2X
Why did the plane crash?Spoiler For Answer:
rotfl I didn't even realize that!
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As a rule, I don't pass along these "add your name" lists that appear in
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and has been sent to over 25 million people.
We don't want to lose any names on the list so just hit forward and send it
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uh what?At least, it wasn't the bridge one :P
Here's one:Wow, I had to go through like a million spoilers just to get the dumbest answer. :P
Knock knock!Spoiler For who's there?:
Talking about jokes, I found this http://cemetech.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=160150#160150I laughed.
Silly Nikky :P
one hydrogen atom says to the other, "I've lost an electron!" The other one says, "really? Are you sure?" The first one says, "Yes, I'm positive!"Reminds me of a South Park quote where Cartman and Kyle gets AIDS. ("I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive")
Talking about jokes, I found this http://cemetech.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=160150#160150Made me laugh.
Silly Nikky :P
Geek jokes time!Wow. There is something really weird with that post.
An electron and a proton walk into a bar. They order a few drinks. They are getting ready to leave, and they reach to their pockets to pay the bartender. The bartender looks at them and says:Spoiler For Spoiler:
An infinite numbe of mathemiticians walk into a bar. The first one says:
"I'll have one pint."
The next one says:
"I'll have half of what he had."
And so on.Spoiler For Spoiler:
Omnimaga
Lies :PQuote from: NikkyOmnimaga
Best. Joke. Ever.
Actually, the joke here is the fact Nikky said Omnimaga was a joke. He really said that on Cemetech though.
I have a toaster. It works on AC and DC. It just doesn't work on bread.Lol :P
It also has 2 settings: "too soon" and "too late"
I have a toaster. It works on AC and DC. It just doesn't work on bread.Lol :P
It also has 2 settings: "too soon" and "too late"
Wut about Thank you come again~ setting? :D
Does anyone actually find that funny?Lol, I find the last sentence funny :P
Here's one my friend made up:I don't get it :P
V=Bh
Where:
V=volume
h=height
B=butt
Does anyone actually find that funny?
The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day that they make a vacuum cleaner....will be the day people stop making number-guessing games. :P
The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day that they make a vacuum cleaner....will be the day people stop making number-guessing games. :P
One time there was a guy. That's it. >.>DEFINITELY the best joke yet. XD
2. What do you call a cow with no legs?what do you call a cow with one leg?Groan. O0Spoiler For Answer:
So our beloved Québec mayor, King Régis I, made a call for bids for the paintjob of the future Québec Nordiques arena. 3 companies replied, among them a Québécois.lolol :D
The first one called for 3M$. 1M$ for cheap workforce, 1M$ for cheap paint and 1M$ for cheap scaffolds. The second one called for 6M$, 2M$ for the best quality of each of the above items. The Québécois called for 9M$. He said to the mayor, "3M$ for me, 3M$ for you and 3M$ to make the first company do the job" :D
Also... A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair. ( / You'll never guess who I bumped into on the way to the opticians! Everyone. )That is the best XD
I don't get the joke ???Imaginary friends are thoughts. As people grow up they meet a bunch of other people.
Blind?