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General Discussion => Other Discussions => Humour and Jokes => Topic started by: bb010g on February 16, 2014, 09:44:00 pm

Title: Why I'm leaving Omnimaga for Cemetech
Post by: bb010g on February 16, 2014, 09:44:00 pm
I want to read a post
EDIT: I'm back
Title: Re: Why I'm leaving Omnimaga for Cemetech
Post by: Juju on February 16, 2014, 10:19:46 pm
3 of the numerous ways to leave Omnimaga:

- Open a new tab and type http://cemetech.net
- Go to the kitchen and cook yourself some food
- Do some homework

How to go back to Omnimaga

- Start your favorite browser of not done already and click on the Omnimaga tab

If you don't mind, I'm gonna leave Omnimaga for a while using way #2.
Title: Re: Why I'm leaving Omnimaga for Cemetech
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on February 16, 2014, 10:23:34 pm
Lol nice one.

Also juju what does cooking/kitchens have to do with Cemetech? It's Omnimaga that has the food (lobsters) O.O

(Unless Cemetech ornaments and especially Doors CS 7 ones are considered food, but that must be CrunchyOS as hell to eat)
Title: Re: Why I'm leaving Omnimaga for Cemetech
Post by: ruler501 on February 16, 2014, 10:25:32 pm
Wait are we allowed to eat the lobsters now?
/me  takes out a fork
Title: Re: Why I'm leaving Omnimaga for Cemetech
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on February 16, 2014, 10:27:22 pm
They are very rare, though. I bet the starting bid on Ebay would be $5,000.
Title: Re: Why I'm leaving Omnimaga for Cemetech
Post by: Juju on February 16, 2014, 10:53:51 pm
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on February 16, 2014, 10:23:34 pm
Also juju what does cooking/kitchens have to do with Cemetech? It's Omnimaga that has the food (lobsters) O.O
Next time on Ricardo and Friends we cook Cemetech! (it's kind of tricky tho)
Title: Re: Why I'm leaving Omnimaga for Cemetech
Post by: Sorunome on February 17, 2014, 12:07:37 pm
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on February 16, 2014, 10:27:22 pm
They are very rare, though. I bet the starting bid on Ebay would be $5,000.
So we can cover our server costs if we sell netham? :P
Title: Re: Why I'm leaving Omnimaga for Cemetech
Post by: Streetwalrus on February 18, 2014, 05:31:14 pm
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on February 16, 2014, 10:27:22 pm
They are very rare, though. I bet the starting bid on Ebay would be $5,000.
Let me correct your statement here : the starting bid is $9001./me runs :P
Title: Re: Why I'm leaving Omnimaga for Cemetech
Post by: Lunar Fire on February 18, 2014, 06:50:46 pm
Quote from: Juju on February 16, 2014, 10:19:46 pm
3 of the numerous ways to leave Omnimaga:

- Open a new tab and type http://cemetech.net
- Go to the kitchen and cook yourself some food
- Do some homework

How to go back to Omnimaga

- Start your favorite browser of not done already and click on the Omnimaga tab

If you don't mind, I'm gonna leave Omnimaga for a while using way #2.

Of course anybody that knows JuJu a bit knows he's never going to do #3.
Title: Re: Why I'm leaving Omnimaga for Cemetech
Post by: Dapianokid on February 18, 2014, 08:49:58 pm
In all seriousness.../me gets pinched by a blue lobster

Oh yeah, you can't start a post at Omni like that. :P
Title: Re: Why I'm leaving Omnimaga for Cemetech
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on February 18, 2014, 11:06:03 pm
Btw, one trick to leave Cemetech for Omnimaga is to do the following:

- Open a new tab and type http://www.omnimaga.org
- Go to the kitchen and cook yourself some food
- Once food is cooked, go see if the page has finished loading
-Eat your food
- If page isn't done loading, go back to Cemetech. :P
Title: Re: Why I'm leaving Omnimaga for Cemetech
Post by: Sorunome on February 19, 2014, 02:48:22 am
is omnimaga so slow for you O.O
Title: Re: Re: Why I'm leaving Omnimaga for Cemetech
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on February 19, 2014, 10:49:51 am
Nah, although there were some 522 Cloudflare timeout errors last week at least once a night :P