Omnimaga
General Discussion => Other Discussions => Humour and Jokes => Topic started by: DJ Omnimaga on September 20, 2008, 07:31:56 pm
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Youtube is the best place to showcase your artwork, projects, music, movies, videos in general and share stuff with people. Here's some awesome and helpful comments that we can get for example from the most intelligent internet users in the world and when someone tells you to get your fact right, they are always right. :) Anyway let me get started, I have a lot I've seen, but I'll start with only a few since I don't want to go through all videos I saw and have and let me reply there:
Omnimaga: The Coders Of Tomorrow video:
achieve something better of your lives than make useless games for calculators..come on !
Of course, our life consist of making calculator games, we do nothing else (well... he would have been right about me if it was in 2002 though). Only 40000 people downloaded Zelda: Dark Link Quest when it was on ticalc.org. 484941 downloads for MirageOs and 344416 for Super Mario 1.2 is not enough to consider calculator games popular.
Metroid II comment:
it aint that amazing TI-83+ coculaters cost more then a game boy they better be abel to play games
wtf is the point of having games on a calculator. its fucking retarted.
Ditto. It's better to do nothing at all or throw paper planes in the class when you finished all your work, homework and studied and the teacher will be glad to let you bring your PSP and Nintendo DS in the class if you're really too bored
omega is a type of metroid, not a mutation, and what the hell is going on, i cant even tell
Well... if you would have read the description and looked at the game title on the title screen you would be aware that this is not the GB M2. As for what's going on, there's... stuff moving that you must shoot to not get killed?
good job........ BUT THATS GB M2 XD
Thanks, but I almost cried on this comment (I got about 10 like this before this one)
what makes you think its basic the ti-83 has its own programing language
I seriously hope he's new to calcs
Spencer's Zelda footage on Youtube
what the heck is this?
And his nickname has "Zelda" in it
Fake Halo 4 trailer (rickroll)
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Mutant porn?
this song is gay, god if ur gonna rickroll someone, at least make it a good song
No comment
Comments on some of my MTVMG songs (this one is from Firestorm)
why do people call this MTV music generator -.- IT ISNT!
Music 2000!, get it right! xD.
(got a few like these recently) Well, I usually go by the name on the title screen and CD box. Good thing now I have this: http://www.mtv-music-generator.com/tutorials/m2kvsmg.gif but I can't blame them fully, thanks for companies screwing with us by renaming games being released in North America or outside North America
(Epic Journey Through The Galaxy MTVMG vid)
white boy made this ahh
OMG how do he know? :o
ahaha......... NO GIMP
English please?
(one of my speedcore video)
wat a load of shite u really need to chill out on the hardcore bassdrum jesus
Yeah Speedcore is supposed to be soft and fluffy sounding, at least more than Happy Hardcore
(Grooving To The Melody)
pirubipu pi pu pi pu ri
What?
Journey Through The Moon Dark Side 2008 remix video
thats not rave
I thought in UK raves freeform/hardcore were the kind of music they played the most?
this is so not hardcore rave music. lol.
Says the guy who listens to Evanescence, Princess Superstar, Celldweller,The A1 People, The Beastie Boys ,Bullet For My Valentine, Kaskade, Feist, Envy, yet he claims to know everything about hardcore. Ok I do not know everything about it, but I have the entire Bonkers series and a lot of other hardcore compilation and I know very well how freeform, uk hardcore and trancecore sounds like. On a later reply to my reply to his comment, he tells me to get my facts rights, and on the UK hardcore site I get confirmed my song is hardcore. Some people are really ignorant sometimes.
Enjoy the Youtube experience. *goes to eat now*
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Youtube people are silly.
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yes the youtube is filled with people that are retards
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Some times the lack of any common sense in You-tube comments makes me laugh. Just goes to show how full of idiots the world is.
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From Cavic vs. Phelps video
What a faggity douche. Any pppl with brains got any don't figure out dat dis is fake. I mean what do you gott no do of do in dis? What dumasses.
My reply: What?????????????????????????????????
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ooo and more for your enjoyment:
On the fact that the moon landing was fake:
If it was real why is their gravity? Americans r fucking sheep
Same video (this video gots lots of dumb comments)
You dont think we went to da moon biit** why don't you tell louis armstrong to his face!
louis armstrong??????
Same video again
It was definitely a soundstage on mars
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lol x.x, and I often see game videos where there is at least someone who have to say "He hacked", "He cheated", "fake" without even searching to see if he's right. Often these people seems more jealous that the other person did the accomplishment in the video and they didn't
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I love the comments on the hacking a computer with a ti84 vid because BrandonW proved its possible and was close to accomplishing it but he never worked out the bug so all those people say it isn't don't know shit.
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Post a link to the vid storm! XD
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yeah. Idk if the video in question was fake or not but some ppl REALLY hacked the calc. People really know nothing sometimes. Youtube is the best place to get flame comments from people who have no idea what they talk about :P
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http://xkcd.com/481/
Not a youtube vid but fits fits this topic :P
edit: why does it say I only have one post when I have clearly done more than that even in this topic?
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http://xkcd.com/481/
Not a youtube vid but fits fits this topic :P
haha :D
edit: why does it say I only have one post when I have clearly done more than that even in this topic?
I think it's because your post count doesn't increase when posting in the "Randomness" board
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lol at the comic, but yeah the spam forum won't increase post count, else this section would grow to insane proportions and people would no longer spend time coding
However for some reasons this board system seems to have a bug that cause admins to still rise their post count when posting new programs in the download section, even if post count is disabled there too
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i am determined to get DJ OMnimaga's reputation level to 1000!
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lol, I know you just want to raise it at 666 and stop so I look evil :P
oh and the following is not Youtube related but Cemetech (and #tcpa) always reminded me my mom's family http://www.cemetech.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3163 (the second paragraph of my post there explains why)
Oh well, at least I am happy that I finally got the occasion to have my say about such matters. I would have done so before but it mostly happened on IRC and IRC is not the most reliable mean of communication
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oooo ok
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lol, I know you just want to raise it at 666 and stop so I look evil :P
I take that as a challenge!
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so will you help me in my quest to raise it to 666?
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what makes you think its basic the ti-83 has its own programing language
I seriously hope he's new to calcs
I laughed so hard when I read that one! ;D
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lol
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HOLY NECROPOST, BATMAN! :P
but yeah, I agree with you...
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(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/youtube.png) (http://xkcd.com/202/)
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Aww man, Deep, I was about to post that. :P
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There was a link posted to it earlier also. It is the perfect thing to show how "intelligent" youtube commenters are.I tempted to post a video on religion and politics just to see what comments I'd get
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Woah that's old for sure, I remember that old video player from 2006. Back then the video screen was so small. Funny though.
Also necropost, much? :P
Btw this was crossposted on TIMGUL and had more examples and comments, but a database rollback erased the entire topic in October 2008 :(
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I think the funniest comments are when people call calculator games fake. Stuff like:
"the sound is so obviously faked because TI calcs don't have sound cards"
"That's impossible, There is no 3D graphics card on the TI 84+"
"Haha look there's more than one shade on the screen. Calcs only have monochrome screen so this was edited in"
"You can't do that on a calculator, The basic language is too slow for that"
"You can't trick me, the TI 84+ SE can't run PC games"
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Youtube: 4chan with a good header. :P
Sometimes it's best not to read the comments on your vids.
And by the way: The moon landing happened. :D
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z80man: I'd give you a +1 for that if my PSP would let me.
xkcd got it right:
...but I've never seem anything quite as bad as the comments on Youtube videos.
*drawing of the aforementioned moon landing video, complete with the aforementioned comments on that video
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Yeah it's weird what we read there. Often I don't even bother with comments on my vids.
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Some times they are very good for comedic value though
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In terms of intelligence YouTube users must be in some kind of Internet pit <_<
"the sound is so obviously faked because TI calcs don't have sound cards"
"That's impossible, There is no 3D graphics card on the TI 84+"
"Haha look there's more than one shade on the screen. Calcs only have monochrome screen so this was edited in"
"You can't do that on a calculator, The basic language is too slow for that"
"You can't trick me, the TI 84+ SE can't run PC games"
^ Those are the best. Yep, it's impossible :D
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Well, even though this hasnt been posted in forever calc84maniac moved it from spam and I saw this HILARIOUS youtube comment a long time ago (so I dont remember what the video was), but it said in the video 40 million people bought this game or something like that and the comment said
Wow, You sir are stupid there are only 60 million people in the world, I highly doubt 40 million people bought this game
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*facepalm
What an idiot! Were actually closer to 70 million now.
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Troll :P
And nice necropost :P
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What an idiot! Were actually closer to 70 million now.
Lawl hm let me correct you
What an idiot! Were actually closer to 9001 now.
and if the guy who posted that comment sees this read this
There are -7 billion people in the world
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My 5 years necropost with only three letters still stands though :P
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and if the guy who posted that comment sees this read this
There are -7 billion people in the world
I know, I was just loling
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I wasnt talking about you, I was talking to the guy on youtube, I know you were joking
My 5 years necropost with only three letters still stands though :P
and I haz a better necropost on unitedti, 8 years I think it was
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Well, even though this hasnt been posted in forever calc84maniac moved it from spam and I saw this HILARIOUS youtube comment a long time ago (so I dont remember what the video was), but it said in the video 40 million people bought this game or something like that and the comment said
Wow, You sir are stupid there are only 60 million people in the world, I highly doubt 40 million people bought this game
Lol wow at the comment XD. Also I will update this topic with new ones soon. Some are particularly hilarious, although some are NSFW. Thanks for moving this out of spam.
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lol, how stupid can you be, the world has over 9000 people :P
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I find the funniest ones people trying to prove math
If any of you know anything about public key cryptology
oh yeah that weakness is well-known! That is a traditional Man-in-the-Middle (MIM) attack. An obvious weakness of this process. You guys shouldn't be so trusting of mathematics to protect your bank accounts and college money. Oops you already did.
And if you ever researched perfect numbers extensively, which I wouldn’t expect any of have done, but these are still funny. And have never found funnier comments from just one video.
This guy apparently is smarter than any mathematician, and mathematicians declare proofs on a whim.
As soon as a mathematician says "All perfect numbers are even." I promise you someone will find an odd one.
Wow, this guy posted two days ago and is pretty well informed. Too bad he gets his information from 1998.
largest known perfect number has apparently grown
it is now 1,819,050 digits long
Genius
Why count 1 if you're not gonna count six?
This guy must have a degree in factoring, though he is right that one is not a perfect number
No. 1= 1*1
1+1=2
Therefore 1 is not a perfect number
Maturity
little known fact: 5318008 is actually smaller than 58008, and while both are perfect, 58008 is slightly closer to perfection. however there is no scientific way to prove this, so it all comes down to personal preference.
Learn more about 58008, and 5318008 in your local library.
And I’m going to quit posting these. I saw some good ones proving the Riemann hypothesis, but can’t find the video again.
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little known fact: 5318008 is actually smaller than 58008, and while both are perfect, 58008 is slightly closer to perfection. however there is no scientific way to prove this, so it all comes down to personal preference.
Learn more about 58008, and 5318008 in your local library.
Wait, what, huh? O.O
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The guy who commented it had only a 16-bit brain xD
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little known fact: 5318008 is actually smaller than 58008, and while both are perfect, 58008 is slightly closer to perfection. however there is no scientific way to prove this, so it all comes down to personal preference.
Learn more about 58008, and 5318008 in your local library.
Wait, what, huh? O.O
Put it on your calculator, turn it upside down
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There's a difference between 5318008 and 58008? ???
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Oh.
I didn't notice that/me facepalms
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erm.....
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From The Most Relaxing Song Ever:
4 months ago
this got significantly harder to fap to at the 2:07 mark
Reply ·7
From the Portal Prelude vid:
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CLICKMEYOULOSER 2 days ago
FAKE AND GAY
This video is in 480p and 360p. Too HD.
ketulu 4 days ago
I made a mastermind game on my TI 83... and a dirt house on minecraft
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megamanx87 4 days ago
you masterbated?
in reply to ketulu
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LOL XD
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From The Most Relaxing Song Ever:
4 months ago
this got significantly harder to fap to at the 2:07 mark
Reply ·7
From the Portal Prelude vid:
This comment has received too many negative votes
CLICKMEYOULOSER 2 days ago
FAKE AND GAY
This video is in 480p and 360p. Too HD.
ketulu 4 days ago
I made a mastermind game on my TI 83... and a dirt house on minecraft
This comment has received too many negative votes
megamanx87 4 days ago
you masterbated?
in reply to ketulu
Holy crap, I actually saw all of those comments O_o
I lol'd at the Most Relaxing Sing Ever one xD