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Hi
« on: August 24, 2010, 04:53:57 pm »
Hi everyone :)
I'm back!
I moved into the college dorm, got a new laptop, and everything's settled. lol
Hope to be active again with calculator programming too haha


Spoiler For funny life mathematics:
1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
2. OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
3. SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
4. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
5. HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
6. LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
7. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
8. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Girls = Time * Money (Girls are a combination of time and money)
Time = Money (Time is money)
Girls = Money squared (So, girls are money squared)
Money = sqrt(Evil) (Money is also the root of all evil)
Girls = sqrt(Evil) squared (So, girls are the root of all evil squared)
Girls = Evil (Thus, girls are evil)
*Girls=Evil credit goes to Compynerd255*

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Re: Hi
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2010, 04:54:35 pm »
Welcome back!  No peanuts for return visits, though :P

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Re: Hi
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2010, 04:56:17 pm »
Awesome!  Welcome back! ;D

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Re: Hi
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2010, 05:38:43 pm »
Nice to see you back. I hope school isn't too hectic and that laptop last for a while (*cough*calc84maniac harddrive failure anyone?*cough*). I hope you get back into calcs again soon. :)

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Re: Hi
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2010, 05:41:48 pm »
Welcome back :) Hope things calm down a bit :D
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Re: Hi
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2010, 05:44:28 pm »
Yeah, we're all glad to see you back!  Good luck!

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Re: Hi
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2010, 06:03:11 pm »
yay i feel very welcomed :)
Yeah I really hope I can get back to calc programming
and the class schedule doesn't seem to be very hectic?
5 classes, and one being Discover New York... That class sounds fun and easy :D


Spoiler For funny life mathematics:
1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
2. OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
3. SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
4. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
5. HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
6. LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
7. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
8. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Girls = Time * Money (Girls are a combination of time and money)
Time = Money (Time is money)
Girls = Money squared (So, girls are money squared)
Money = sqrt(Evil) (Money is also the root of all evil)
Girls = sqrt(Evil) squared (So, girls are the root of all evil squared)
Girls = Evil (Thus, girls are evil)
*Girls=Evil credit goes to Compynerd255*

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Re: Hi
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2010, 07:46:25 pm »
Nice ^^

I hope they aren't too hectic indeed. Some people are left with barely anymore free time to do one single thing, not even watch a movie one night in the year.

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Re: Hi
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2010, 11:52:18 pm »
Welcome back!