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Omnimaga => News => Topic started by: yunhua98 on December 24, 2011, 03:45:58 pm

Title: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
Post by: yunhua98 on December 24, 2011, 03:45:58 pm
(http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/31337djo.PNG)

Our founder, DJ Omnimaga, has reached a new milestone for Omnimaga.
Today, on Christmas Eve, he has reached a post count of 31337.
Due to the 1337ness of this post count, we have proclaimed this day, December 24, Omnimas, a celebration of the one true religion, Omnimagism.  We on the holy summit of Mt. IRC have received the Ten Commandments of Omnimagism, and the Holy Calculator.

1.  Netham is the Grand Lobster. Thou shalt not have any lobsters before He.
2.  Thou shalt not make anything in place of thy Holy Calculator.
3.  Thou shalt not use the name of the Grand Lobster, nor the name of the Holy Calculator in vain.
4.  Remember Omnimas, and keep it holy.  Also spend at least an hour a day programming and worshiping the Holy Calculator.
5.  Honor thy collection of calculators, for they were made in the image of the Holy Calculator.
6.  Thou shalt not brick nor crash thy calculators, and if one does, one must sacrifice the program one left in the RAM as a repayment.  If the crash is more evil, some programs from the archive shall be taken as well.
7.  Thou shalt not be with another person's calculator, for that is unclean.
8.  Thou shalt not steal another's calculator, nor post their programs in thy name.
9.  Thou shalt not lie to the calculator, nor bear false witness to the Grand Lobster.
10.  Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's calculator.

Follow these commandments, and thou shall rise from the dangerous world of RAM to the slightly more guarded world of ROM.  If thou breaks a commandment, thou only need to repent, and sacrifice thy programs in thy RAM.

Title: Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
Post by: epic7 on December 24, 2011, 03:46:36 pm
Yay! My commandments are in there! :P/me feels happy that he was the one that came up with the idea of the Ten Commandments of Omnimagism :P
Title: Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
Post by: Xeda112358 on December 24, 2011, 03:48:05 pm
love it ^-^
Title: Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
Post by: annoyingcalc on December 24, 2011, 03:49:45 pm
What about the golden rule? always dress up as a calculator for halloween?
Title: Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
Post by: yunhua98 on December 24, 2011, 03:50:45 pm
erm...  There are only ten commandments.  :P
Title: Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
Post by: epic7 on December 24, 2011, 03:51:29 pm
But omnimagism isn't christianity. WE COULD HAVE TEH 1337 COMMANDMENTS!
Title: Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
Post by: annoyingcalc on December 24, 2011, 03:51:38 pm
oh that was the golden rule then
Title: Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
Post by: epic7 on December 24, 2011, 03:52:42 pm
Quote from: yunhua98 on December 24, 2011, 03:45:58 pm
Follow these commandments, and thou shall rise from the dangerous world of RAM to the slightly more guarded world of ROM.
Huzzah! I get to be archived! :P
Title: Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
Post by: parserp on December 24, 2011, 03:55:15 pm
:w00t:
yay for Christmas and THE GAME!!! :D
Title: Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
Post by: Juju on December 24, 2011, 04:01:40 pm
Oh god our great prophet DJ_O reached 31337 posts. For this feat he shall ascend level 15.

Well, happy Omnimas everyone :)
Title: Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
Post by: parserp on December 24, 2011, 04:12:43 pm
wait...
Spoiler For Spoiler:
DJ_O is not on your buddy list?!? J/K XD
Title: Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
Post by: annoyingcalc on December 24, 2011, 04:21:32 pm
He is on mine
Title: Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
Post by: Munchor on December 24, 2011, 04:27:39 pm
Hahahahah, DJ, you gotta head for geek now! Go go go!
Title: Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 24, 2011, 05:41:27 pm
Quote from: ephan on December 24, 2011, 04:27:39 pm
Hahahahah, DJ, you gotta head for geek now! Go go go!
I average at around 500 posts a month, so I guess I should reach 100K very soon :P (actually in about 11 and half a years)

And nice fake news :P (I'm unsure if I like my member title much, though, since some people might find it offensive... kinda like when we had a christmas forum theme in 2007 D:)
Title: Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
Post by: epic7 on December 24, 2011, 05:48:21 pm
For... Religious reasons?
Title: Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 24, 2011, 05:59:04 pm
Yeah. Back then someone started a rant because he was offended by the presence of a christmas forum skin, due to him being atheist. On the new board someone else complained because someone used the word god in "OMG" because he was christian and I also remember someone wanted us to disallow any slightly nswf adult jokes. Finally things went fine but just in case lol.
Title: Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
Post by: epic7 on December 24, 2011, 06:49:36 pm
Wait a minute... It was not the Grand Lobster who created the Omnimaga Universe... It was DJ_O!! :o
Title: Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
Post by: leafy on December 24, 2011, 08:09:44 pm
No NSFW? Blasphemy. xD
Title: Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
Post by: imo_inx on December 24, 2011, 08:14:38 pm
Quote from: DJ_O on December 24, 2011, 05:59:04 pm
Yeah. Back then someone started a rant because he was offended by the presence of a christmas forum skin, due to him being atheist. On the new board someone else complained because someone used the word god in "OMG" because he was christian and I also remember someone wanted us to disallow any slightly nswf adult jokes. Finally things went fine but just in case lol.
You should make a christmas skin that is not related to any religion then.
Title: Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
Post by: Juju on December 24, 2011, 08:35:50 pm
Well, a lot of religions have prophets, the only ones who would get offensed are atheists, even that you have to be pretty extremist to bash any mention of the word prophet.
Title: Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 24, 2011, 09:30:58 pm
Quote from: epic7 on December 24, 2011, 06:49:36 pm
Wait a minute... It was not the Grand Lobster who created the Omnimaga Universe... It was DJ_O!! :o
You really thought it was Netham45? O.O

I guess it doesn't help that I haven't been admin for over half a year (and only partial admin for over a year). I thought my member ID being #1 would give it away, though.
Title: Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
Post by: Juju on December 24, 2011, 09:34:24 pm
And that his full name is DJ Omnimaga.

Well, we stated in a previous news that our supreme overlord is Netham, so yeah.
Title: Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
Post by: epic7 on December 24, 2011, 09:52:11 pm
Quote from: DJ_O on December 24, 2011, 09:30:58 pm
Quote from: epic7 on December 24, 2011, 06:49:36 pm
Wait a minute... It was not the Grand Lobster who created the Omnimaga Universe... It was DJ_O!! :o
You really thought it was Netham45? O.O

I guess it doesn't help that I haven't been admin for over half a year (and only partial admin for over a year). I thought my member ID being #1 would give it away, though.
No, I knew it was you :P

Netham, being the god of Omnimagism would have created the omnimaga universe, but it was DJ_O :P

And why is there a member #1336 and #1338 but no member #1337?! O.O
Title: Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
Post by: LincolnB on December 25, 2011, 12:51:45 am
That would be extremely sacreligious, epic7.
Title: Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
Post by: Munchor on December 25, 2011, 07:34:44 am
Quote from: iVenom on December 24, 2011, 08:14:38 pm
Quote from: DJ_O on December 24, 2011, 05:59:04 pm
Yeah. Back then someone started a rant because he was offended by the presence of a christmas forum skin, due to him being atheist. On the new board someone else complained because someone used the word god in "OMG" because he was christian and I also remember someone wanted us to disallow any slightly nswf adult jokes. Finally things went fine but just in case lol.
You should make a christmas skin that is not related to any religion then.

Christmas comes from Christ's mass, so it's kind of hard to make a christmas theme that doesn't relate to a religion.

The prophet thing is ok though, for any atheist I think, at least for me it is.

Either way, we should not discuss religion, it's against rules.

@DJ, yes 11 and half years to geek =D
Title: Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
Post by: Stefan Bauwens on December 25, 2011, 08:53:16 am
Actually I don't really like this news post. It feels like people are laughing with christianity.
Maybe you don't but I can't laugh with it. :S
Title: Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 25, 2011, 09:34:35 am
Actually I don't think it's that bad, considering all the shit the world receives from various groups of religions. Example: When some people at the Vatican said Harry Potter represented evil and was wrong. I think this happened with Castlevania too but I'm unsure anymore. Or the other way around, when a kid got punished at school for saying the word "Christmas", because it could offend muslims, and those who wanted Christmas decorations to be banned from shopping malls.

At least if we can keep our freedom of speech it would be great (since we aren't using it deliberately to offend people). It's inevitable at some point or another some people or even medias will poke fun at various religious/non-religious stuff and some people even get paid for it (humorists/comedians), as a way to show that some people just make a huge thing about it. If you don't find it funny due to religious motives, then it's fine, as long as you allow other people to have fun (assuming they don't try to offend others) and don't do like somebody else who mass-deopped the IRC channel then deleted sub-forum contents.
Title: Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
Post by: yunhua98 on December 25, 2011, 06:43:37 pm
Quote from: Stefan Bauwens on December 25, 2011, 08:53:16 am
Actually I don't really like this news post. It feels like people are laughing with christianity.
Maybe you don't but I can't laugh with it. :S
Not really.  I'm not criticizing Christianity in any way, nor would I, considering I'm a Christian myself.  It started as a joke about Dec 24 being Omnimas because of the epicness of 31337.  Then the people on IRC, including me, got carried away, and turned Omnimas into a religious holiday.  :P
Title: Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 26, 2011, 12:55:52 pm
Quote from: epic7 on December 24, 2011, 09:52:11 pm
And why is there a member #1336 and #1338 but no member #1337?! O.O
Stupid spambot stole that spot :P
Title: Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
Post by: flyingfisch on December 26, 2011, 01:17:03 pm
Quote from: yunhua98 on December 25, 2011, 06:43:37 pm
Quote from: Stefan Bauwens on December 25, 2011, 08:53:16 am
Actually I don't really like this news post. It feels like people are laughing with christianity.
Maybe you don't but I can't laugh with it. :S
Not really.  I'm not criticizing Christianity in any way, nor would I, considering I'm a Christian myself.  It started as a joke about Dec 24 being Omnimas because of the epicness of 31337.  Then the people on IRC, including me, got carried away, and turned Omnimas into a religious holiday.  :P

I'm Catholic, and I understand this. It's a joke, not to be taken seriously. I don't think its blasphemy.
Title: Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
Post by: TIfanx1999 on December 27, 2011, 09:35:45 am
Quote from: yunhua98 on December 24, 2011, 03:45:58 pm
(http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/31337djo.PNG)

Our founder, DJ Omnimaga, has reached a new milestone for Omnimaga.
Today, on Christmas Eve, he has reached a post count of 31337.
Due to the 1337ness of this post count, we have proclaimed this day, December 24, Omnimas, a celebration of the one true religion, Omnimagism.  We on the holy summit of Mt. IRC have received the Ten Commandments of Omnimagism, and the Holy Calculator.

1.  Netham is the Grand Lobster. Thou shalt not have any lobsters before He.
2.  Thou shalt not make anything in place of thy Holy Calculator.
3.  Thou shalt not use the name of the Grand Lobster, nor the name of the Holy Calculator in vain.
4.  Remember Omnimas, and keep it holy.  Also spend at least an hour a day programming and worshiping the Holy Calculator.
5.  Honor thy collection of calculators, for they were made in the image of the Holy Calculator.
6.  Thou shalt not brick nor crash thy calculators, and if one does, one must sacrifice the program one left in the RAM as a repayment.  If the crash is more evil, some programs from the archive shall be taken as well.
7.  Thou shalt not be with another person's calculator, for that is unclean.
8.  Thou shalt not steal another's calculator, nor post their programs in thy name.
9.  Thou shalt not lie to the calculator, nor bear false witness to the Grand Lobster.
10.  Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's calculator.
9001. The game

Follow these commandments, and thou shall rise from the dangerous world of RAM to the slightly more guarded world of ROM.  If thou breaks a commandment, thou only need to repent, and sacrifice thy programs in thy RAM.



Here, fixed that for you. :)
Also, I like your new title DJ. I was wondering where it came from. :P
Title: Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
Post by: parserp on December 27, 2011, 02:01:23 pm
Quote from: Deep Thought on December 26, 2011, 12:55:52 pm
Quote from: epic7 on December 24, 2011, 09:52:11 pm
And why is there a member #1336 and #1338 but no member #1337?! O.O
Stupid spambot stole that spot :P
nooooooooooooo!!!!
maybe a member 31337? :D