Post by: misirlou on January 09, 2007, 01:26:00 pm
Stan and I decided that itd be fun to make a contest out of it. The person who suggests the funniest way for adam to die gets to be somewhere in the game as a minor character. The way he dies should be as funny as possible, but make sure its not so random it doesnt make any sense. Have fun with it :thumbup:
! the contest will last until i feel like putting it in the game(a looooong while).P.S. How come the page messes up when I'm viewing threads. It squishes the text so it takes up only the left portion and then runs into the footer so i cant see the end of whatever post its on. Then at the bottom of the footer it keeps going with a new post and continues for a while before ending
Post by: trevmeister66 on January 09, 2007, 01:34:00 pm
Post by: misirlou on January 09, 2007, 01:35:00 pm
Post by: trevmeister66 on January 09, 2007, 01:41:00 pm
Umm....
I don' know, he could die taking a cr*p, but i wouldn't know how u could put that into an rpg
I'll think of more
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 09, 2007, 01:53:00 pm
Post by: trevmeister66 on January 09, 2007, 03:13:00 pm
sorry if that's a dumb question, just started posting here and don't know what's going on
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 09, 2007, 04:13:00 pm
Post by: misirlou on January 09, 2007, 05:20:00 pm
Post by: Radical Pi on January 09, 2007, 11:57:00 pm
It might help to know the setting of the RPG. Not all of them happen in distant lands of magic...
Post by: leofox on January 10, 2007, 03:38:00 am
Angry mobs are always fun.
Post by: Spellshaper on January 10, 2007, 04:19:00 am
*Spellshaper
Post by: rivereye on January 10, 2007, 05:14:00 am
Post by: Speler on January 10, 2007, 09:26:00 am
Post by: Radical Pi on January 10, 2007, 10:15:00 am
Post by: misirlou on January 10, 2007, 04:28:00 pm
Post by: Radical Pi on January 10, 2007, 11:53:00 pm
I like this of my ideas most.
Post by: Floodkiller on January 11, 2007, 08:28:00 am
| QUOTE (misirlou @ 10 Jan, 2007, 22:28) |
| the car one wasnt bad, but im afraid it does happen to take place in a distant land of magic, so cars wont work. other than that, we havent really made up more than a basic outline for the storyline so pretty much it could take place wherever you want as long as it isnt modern technology. O, and there will be guns. |
wherever you want as long as it isnt modern technology. O, and there will be guns.
Isn't that an oxymoron?
Anyways...
Adam throws up his internal organs after drinking a lethal, mislabled bottle of loogie hawking potion (1 drop recommanded at a time).
Post by: Fryedsoft on January 11, 2007, 09:46:00 am
Post by: trevmeister66 on January 11, 2007, 10:51:00 am
Post by: Radical Pi on January 11, 2007, 11:13:00 am
Post by: trevmeister66 on January 11, 2007, 11:44:00 am
if you're not...BOO :P
Post by: Radical Pi on January 11, 2007, 11:52:00 pm
Maybe not a heart attack, have the pre-game scenes show him fighting the real game's first boss, and he loses/dies/gets eaten (if its a dragon. Dragon eating him sounds funny)
Post by: tifreak on January 12, 2007, 05:13:00 am
Post by: Speler on January 12, 2007, 11:19:00 am
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Post by: misirlou on January 14, 2007, 02:48:00 pm
Post by: trevmeister66 on January 14, 2007, 03:44:00 pm
Post by: Radical Pi on January 15, 2007, 04:54:00 am
The 'main character' left off on his quest to save the world. He got to the capital city and the palace and had some fun with the king's son/daughter/other... The king is furious and hires some scientists to invent a new weapon to be used just for this naughty Adam, thus you have the guns you said were included (but they're still out of place). Just as the king is about to shoot Adam, captain Jack Sparrow comes out of nowhere and rescues him (just for the randomness factor). Then their boat sinks in the middle of the ocean :D
Post by: trevmeister66 on January 15, 2007, 05:05:00 am
Other than that, GREAT IDEA :thumbup:
Post by: Radical Pi on January 15, 2007, 07:50:00 am
K, they escape safely to some random island far away from civilization. There they find a tribe of primitive humans with great skillz in magicks and exploding stuff.
Jack tries to bargain with them, to exchange his crew for their secrets of magic. However, in the tribe's own language, "I would like to make a deal with you" meant "There will be placed on your island a curse of doom, unless I can have all your women!" The tribe was angry, and summoned a dragon which ate Jack and the crew, and Adam too.
Not much room to introduce the real main character there...
Post by: necro on January 15, 2007, 09:00:00 am
Post by: dinhotheone on January 15, 2007, 10:04:00 am
or he reads a sign to say "cafetaria" or "food" but in the native language of that place it means: "danger, boobytraps ahead dont go this way, it could lead to your death because the boobytraps are set to go off on anyone and anything who ventures in thier general direction, they are very strong."
Post by: trevmeister66 on January 15, 2007, 10:53:00 am
Make Jack Sparrow the mime!
EDIT: oops, didn't read the one before this before i made this post...
O well
Post by: Fryedsoft on January 15, 2007, 12:47:00 pm
| QUOTE (Radical Pi @ 15 Jan, 2007, 10:54) |
| You could combine all those ideas you like so much |
OK.
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| QUOTE |
| You're Bob. You're a powerful knight. You're in a Royal procession (with fanfare. Think Parade) to escort the heroic Sir Adam to the king so that he can send this decorated war hero to defeat the ultimate evil. You of course dream of one day doing heroic deeds just like Adam. As you walk Sir Adam to the throne room, he sees the princess, and says he's going to greet malady before being given the King's Royal Decree. He walks into a different room (say the left or the right instead of straight up where the throne room is). Suddenly, the King walks up to you from the off the screen throne room, seemingly furious that Sir Adam Hasn't arrived yet, so he asks you (since you were in charge of bringing him here) where he is (Complete with Yes or no dialog). If you answer No, he threatens you with death until you say yes. If you answer yes, you tell him what just happened. In a rage the King rushes off into the other room. You hear a struggle with the princess screaming things (think "it?s not his fault! He didn't do anything!" Typical cover up stuff) then silence. Suddenly, the Blood stained king comes out, somewhat in a stupor. Eventually he comes out of it and realized he just killed the only savior of his Kingdom! Realizing that the populous may riot if word gets out that he killed their only hero, he blames you for dereliction of duty, (since you didn't bring Adam to him first) changes your name from Bob to Adam as punishment and decrees that you go defeat the Ultimate Evil or die by his own hand! You now literally live your dream of living Adam's Life, and not only go to defeat the ultimate evil, but hide the fact that you're not the true hero everyone thinks you now are. |
Post by: trevmeister66 on January 15, 2007, 02:44:00 pm
that was... AMAZINGthe only thing i thought wasn't great was the part where they change your name to Adam for punishment. Of coarse it makes the rest of the story make sense, but then the Real Adam can say he still was the hero. Maybe i'm just rambling on.
But all in all, that was awsome. :king:
Post by: Fryedsoft on January 16, 2007, 07:38:00 am
Although it really wouldn't affect the storyline much if you remove the rename part. (just make the king decree you the new "hero" instead of the new "Adam the hero")
Post by: necro on January 16, 2007, 05:40:00 pm
-how about eve throws a snake on him.
-how about an eva tears his head off and then a odd series of words and sceens involving the main characters occur including some with heavy sexual tones/sounds/dialogs as well as a random portion in which all the main characters have voices done by someone who sounds nothing like the character
(anyone know the last refrence and which episode?)
Post by: Fryedsoft on January 17, 2007, 03:24:00 am
-Mybusters - Hindenburg
-Bible - Genesis?
-Neon Genesis Evangelion - The End of Evangeleon movie. Although most of the entire series is covered there.
It's been a personal dream of mine to http://www.directron.com/ballpc.html and paint it so it looks like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angel_%28Neon_Genesis_Evangelion%29#Leliel
Post by: misirlou on January 24, 2007, 11:02:00 am