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Calculator Community => Other Calculators => Topic started by: ordelore on April 12, 2014, 11:50:05 am

Title: Three Coffee Shops
Post by: ordelore on April 12, 2014, 11:50:05 am
There were once 3 coffee shops, and all of them had a diverse range of customers and tastes.

The first coffee shop had a very mature set of customers. Sometimes someone would intrude rudely and would be escorted out. This coffee shop also had a customer who had invented a cup that made drinking coffee simply amazing. Most people here upgraded from their smaller cups to drink the coffee offered here. Some people still used the smaller coffee cups because they were used to it. The man who invented the larger coffee cups also had a vendetta against the type of coffee cups offered by the maker of the coffee beans. These cups only allowed you to use the coffee brewed by the maker of the cups. After some time, the coffee bean maker relented and offered you to use another type of coffee.

The second shop had more of a party atmosphere. Anyone could say what their opinions were as long as they were kind and courteous. The creator of this coffee shop created many great blends of coffee with a very weak coffee mixture made by the creator of the coffee beans. Most people used the smaller coffee cups because they had a limit to how much coffee they were allowed to drink. This coffee shop also created an attachment that allowed a coffee cup to create amazing tasting coffee from a blend of coffee similar to the coffee made by the coffee bean creator. A similarity between this coffee shop and the first is that they also had a strong following of people who preferred another blend of coffee that is vastly superior to the other blend but wasn’t as widely used due to an original monopoly.
The third coffee shop was mostly French speaking. They did have some English speakers also. This shop managed to do their best to make coffee as open as possible. They managed to make the weakest brands of coffee into coffee that could do nearly everything. When the coffee making companies tried to stop these new developments, this coffee shop would always be one of the first to fix the problems.
Title: Re: Three Coffee Shops
Post by: TheCoder1998 on April 12, 2014, 12:05:48 pm
umm, what's this supposed to be?
Title: Re: Three Coffee Shops
Post by: Keoni29 on April 12, 2014, 12:06:39 pm
Poetry
Title: Re: Three Coffee Shops
Post by: TheCoder1998 on April 12, 2014, 12:08:37 pm
i don't get it...
i'm not a literature guy :P
Title: Re: Three Coffee Shops
Post by: Keoni29 on April 12, 2014, 12:09:09 pm
Me neither. I am a computer programmer.
Title: Re: Three Coffee Shops
Post by: TheCoder1998 on April 12, 2014, 12:11:55 pm
hey keoni, you're almost at 2014 posts O.O
Title: Re: Three Coffee Shops
Post by: Streetwalrus on April 12, 2014, 12:26:57 pm
Is it a Cemetech/Omni/TI-Planet metaphor ? And the coffee is calcs ?
Title: Re: Three Coffee Shops
Post by: ordelore on April 12, 2014, 12:42:30 pm
Is it a Cemetech/Omni/TI-Planet metaphor ? And the coffee is calcs ?
Ding Ding Ding!
Title: Re: Three Coffee Shops
Post by: Juju on April 12, 2014, 12:43:05 pm
Ooooooh. Nice one.
Title: Re: Three Coffee Shops
Post by: TheCoder1998 on April 12, 2014, 12:45:46 pm
ohh, i get it XD
Title: Re: Three Coffee Shops
Post by: Streetwalrus on April 12, 2014, 01:02:39 pm
Yeah it's a pretty good metaphor. I like it ! :D
Title: Re: Three Coffee Shops
Post by: LDStudios on April 12, 2014, 01:24:59 pm
Which is cemetech/omnimaga?
(I'm guessing omnimaga is first?)
Title: Re: Three Coffee Shops
Post by: Juju on April 12, 2014, 01:43:27 pm
I'd say Cemetech is the first one. Omnimaga is the second one and TI-Planet is obviously the third one.
Title: Re: Three Coffee Shops
Post by: Streetwalrus on April 12, 2014, 02:28:24 pm
Yeah LOL I gave them in order in my guess. :P
Edit : also I guess coffee cups are shells ? And obviously the coffee company is TI.
Title: Re: Three Coffee Shops
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 12, 2014, 10:19:51 pm
I was wondering if this wasn't some story generated by a calculator BASIC program at first. :P (It also reminded me the massive comment in the WFRNG ASM news)
Title: Re: Three Coffee Shops
Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on June 14, 2014, 01:44:33 pm
Cemetech has to be first for the strictness
Omnimaga has to be second for the opinio part
TI-planet: french.
Title: Re: Three Coffee Shops
Post by: ordelore on July 31, 2014, 05:59:30 pm
I just looked at this and facepalmed at how little of Omni this actually sounds like.
Title: Re: Three Coffee Shops
Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on August 01, 2014, 10:44:01 am
What's the attachment in the Omni one?

I think it's axe, but not sure