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Title: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
Post by: SirCmpwn on July 16, 2011, 02:07:56 am
WARNING: THIS GAME WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILDREN WITH 100% AWESOME

This game will change your life.  Forever.  Don't let it's name deceive you - you will never beat this game.
I have collected the most difficult group of three puzzles and put them together just for you.  You will not begin to believe how difficult this puzzle game is.  30 minutes before the contest deadline, I decided to submit an entry.  I spent about 10 minutes thinking up ideas for a puzzle/platformer game that could be made in that time frame.  I was inspired to create this extremely difficult puzzle game.  I submitted this entry at 11:58 PM on the night of the contest due date.  As soon as the official download links are put up, I know you will be rushing out to download it.  BUT I WARN YOU!  Use extreme caution.  This much concentrated awesomeness has the potential to blow your brain up.  I'm not even kidding.  This game is serious business.

IF YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT, I'll see you at the hospital.  Good luck.

I don't want to give away too much in a screenshot without spoiling the solutions, so I just took a non-animated screenshot of the first level.  This level is raw badassery, and viewing the screenshot should be done with extreme care.
Spoiler For If you think you're man enough:
WAIT!  Bow your head in RESPECT and AWE as you prepare to view the SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT IMAGE OF YOUR LIFE.  Think you're ready?  You aren't.  You never will be. This is as close as you're going to get though, so prepare yourself and look your death straight in the eye, because you will die before you figure this puzzle out.
Spoiler For THIS PICTURE WILL STERILIZE YOU:
(http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/EasyGame.gif)

Quote from: SirCmpwn on July 16, 2011, 02:16:17 am
HOLY HOT DICKS FROM HELL IT'S A DOWNLOAD! (http://www.omnimaga.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9512.0;attach=8638)

If you download this, don't hold me responsible for your blindness.

Reviews
Quote from: PC Gamer
This game has made my question my manhood.  I can never stand up to it.
Quote from: GameSpot
Holy...shit...game
Quote from: Game Informer
This...is a...game

9/10 Critics Agree: "This is a game"
Title: Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
Post by: leafy on July 16, 2011, 02:09:00 am
The sheer manliness required to finish the tasks succesfully emasculated me and my future children.
Thank you, Drew.
Title: Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
Post by: SirCmpwn on July 16, 2011, 02:16:17 am
HOLY HOT DICKS FROM HELL IT'S A DOWNLOAD!

If you download this, don't hold me responsible for your blindness.
Title: Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
Post by: ztrumpet on July 16, 2011, 02:21:55 am
I love this games simplicity.  It's pure bliss. :)
Title: Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
Post by: Juju on July 16, 2011, 02:23:51 am
I think you will win with this.
Title: Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
Post by: Eeems on July 16, 2011, 02:32:10 am
Took me a while, but I managed to figure it out!
(http://t.co/afK8OhB)

Spoiler For Spoiler:
[/img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/763272/Screenshot-Wabbitemu-3.gif[/img]
Title: Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
Post by: ztrumpet on July 16, 2011, 02:32:37 am
Quote from: Eeems on July 16, 2011, 02:32:10 am
Took me a while, but I managed to figure it out!
Hacks.  I call hacks.
Title: Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
Post by: leafy on July 16, 2011, 02:32:52 am
Seriously Eeems stop cheating. You clearly had the bloody source. Stop spoiling the rest of the game for us.
Title: Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
Post by: SirCmpwn on July 16, 2011, 02:33:33 am
Eeems has the source code, guys.  He hacked up his version, and I don't think that's very nice of him.  Please spoil out your images, and those who quoted him should do so as well.
Title: Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
Post by: Eeems on July 16, 2011, 02:33:58 am
Lol, it wasn't hax, I'm just 1337
Title: Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
Post by: leafy on July 16, 2011, 02:34:25 am
It's not 1337 if you're cheating.
Title: Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
Post by: Eeems on July 16, 2011, 02:35:06 am
Quote from: leafiness0 on July 16, 2011, 02:34:25 am
It's not 1337 if you're cheating.
want to check my desktop, I don't have the source :) I'm just good at games :)
Title: Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
Post by: leafy on July 16, 2011, 02:35:36 am
Ok eeems anyone can delete the source code and empty the recycle bin. Stop faking.
Title: Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
Post by: Eeems on July 16, 2011, 02:36:32 am
Quote from: leafiness0 on July 16, 2011, 02:35:36 am
Ok eeems anyone can delete the source code and empty the recycle bin. Stop faking.
feel free to search my harddrive with a hex editor, don't have it :)
Title: Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
Post by: ztrumpet on July 16, 2011, 02:37:26 am
Quote from: Eeems on July 16, 2011, 02:36:32 am
Quote from: leafiness0 on July 16, 2011, 02:35:36 am
Ok eeems anyone can delete the source code and empty the recycle bin. Stop faking.
feel free to search my harddrive with a hex editor, don't have it :)
Who needs a hex editor when he has this (http://ourl.ca/12108)?
Title: Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
Post by: fb39ca4 on July 16, 2011, 07:33:57 am
The Game Informer review should've been "This...is the...game."/me runs
EDIT:Yes, I know I'm posting at 4:30am, but you shouldn't be concerned.
Title: Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
Post by: Ti-Programmer on July 16, 2011, 07:36:04 am
This game saved my life!
Title: Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
Post by: ben_g on July 16, 2011, 08:41:35 am
It's great that someone could make a playable game in such a short time.
Title: Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
Post by: jsj795 on July 16, 2011, 08:49:32 am
I've been trying to win at this game... but it's impossible!!! I KEEP LOSING THE GAME


Edit: I was able to beat the game with the help of http://ourl.ca/12110
Title: Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
Post by: Ti-Programmer on July 16, 2011, 08:53:54 am
You know, i should ask: What is the game? Hows the Weather today?
Yea, i know of the game.
Title: Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
Post by: thepenguin77 on July 16, 2011, 01:27:49 pm
This game has left me speechless. Words cannot describe what I am saying. I have only been able to beat this game by cheating severely, I know it's not in good taste, but I don't care, this game is indescribable.

For those who want to see my valiant attempt at this game, witness my .gif. But remember, I cheated, and unless you want to be a cheater, I suggest you beat the game before watching this. Watching this before you beat the game will most likely lead to death.

Spoiler For Don't watch unless you've beaten this sick game:
You lied, beat the game first
Spoiler For Seriously, beat the game first:
(http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/easyGame%200TAS.gif)
Title: Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
Post by: SirCmpwn on July 16, 2011, 05:04:56 pm
I smell a tool assisted speedrun.
Title: Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
Post by: ztrumpet on July 16, 2011, 05:50:26 pm
Lol, thepenguin.  That's more than I've laughed all day. :D
Title: Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
Post by: Ti-Programmer on July 16, 2011, 09:17:32 pm
Someone, *cough*thepenguin77*cough* has defiled this game by otherwise causing it to not work properly. Such foul acts cannot and will not be tolerated. Period. All persons in this act are to disregard all false statements from anyone who commits this act. Anyone caught doing these acts will be shamed for eternity. Thank you, and have a great time playing.
Title: Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
Post by: Munchor on July 24, 2011, 05:08:46 pm
Best. Game. Ever.

I'm sure it'll win the contest, by far!
Title: Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
Post by: SirCmpwn on July 24, 2011, 05:58:39 pm
Of course it will, but I did instruct people not to vote for it.
Title: Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
Post by: ben_g on July 24, 2011, 06:01:55 pm
Being told not to do something only makes it more fun to do.

But I didn't vote for it. I listened to sirCmpwn
Title: Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
Post by: SirCmpwn on August 17, 2011, 04:33:25 pm
You slime-crusted yellow-bellied dogs ready for a sequel?
Title: Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
Post by: yunhua98 on August 17, 2011, 04:35:44 pm
yesyesyesyes!  :D
Title: Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
Post by: fb39ca4 on August 17, 2011, 05:20:38 pm
It'll be even better than WFRNG!!!