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TEH BOSS
« on: October 30, 2011, 08:40:30 pm »
I f1n4lly m4d3 a g4m3.  17 15 C4LL3D Teh Boss.

Enough of the 1337 speek. There is enough of that inside the game.
Simply put, this game is 1337 beyond belief.  It includes giant smiley faces, complete randomness, secrets, a badly made storyline, and lightning in the title screen.  :P

To choose the difficulty, let the homescreen sit until the lightning hits.  It cycles between W1MPY and N16H7M4R3 modes.

You start out in the top-left corner, it might be hard to see :P
Arrow keys to move.
Use MODE, ALPHA, STAT, and APPS to use your weapon, the almighty circle, and the X,T,(theta),n button warps you around the screen. 

Teh Boss, the main and only enemy of the game, is completely random.  It randomly moves around the screen, teleports, and fires a bullet in one of 16 directions every frame/update :D

As this was made with the Axe Parser, credit is due to Quibigo.
Also, the optimizations on the Optimization Compilation are awesome, it helped me a lot!

Run the asm program BOSS to play, and let me warn you, the N16H7M4R3 mode is not easy... Teh Boss will not go down without a fight!

Post if something could be added/bugs, I might make revisions/ sequels.

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Re: TEH BOSS
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2011, 10:13:27 am »
*N19H7M4R3
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Re: TEH BOSS
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2011, 08:27:10 pm »
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I was thinking G, not g, maybe I'll make that an option though :P
I love implementing pointless options like that ;D

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Re: TEH BOSS
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2011, 10:25:52 pm »
that is a hard game ;D
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Re: TEH BOSS
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2011, 10:28:34 pm »
that is a hard game ;D

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Then I guess you haven't unlocked the super secret story of Teh Boss yet!

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Re: TEH BOSS
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2011, 04:10:37 pm »
Made yo a screenie bro
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Re: TEH BOSS
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2011, 06:55:07 pm »
Made yo a screenie bro

Thanks! I appreciate it!