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Important life algorithms |
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aeTIos:
--- Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on November 11, 2014, 02:27:21 am --- --- Quote from: Matrefeytontias on November 10, 2014, 02:30:36 pm ---Today I learnt something : life is made of algorithms. I discovered one today, being a student in my own appartment : --- Code: ---while(oreo) oreo--; --- End code --- Did you discover things like this ? --- End quote --- Assuming you mean Oreo biscuits, I think the following would be closer to reality :P --- Code: ---oreoPurchase := 3 oreoEaten := 0 hospital :=0 WHILE 1 DO oreoEaten = oreoEaten + 1; oreoPurchase = oreoPurchase ^ 2; IF oreoEaten > 256 THEN hospital := 1; END; END; --- End code --- --- End quote --- Well... that escalated quickly ^^' |
Streetwalrus:
--- Quote from: aeTIos on November 10, 2014, 04:54:59 pm ---Oh yes, most definitely. --- Code: ---while(time_until_test_minutes) procrastinate; go_to_test_unprepared_but_perfectly_cool(); --- End code --- --- End quote --- Ftfy. :P |
DJ Omnimaga:
--- Quote from: aeTIos on November 11, 2014, 04:29:25 am --- --- Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on November 11, 2014, 02:27:21 am --- --- Quote from: Matrefeytontias on November 10, 2014, 02:30:36 pm ---Today I learnt something : life is made of algorithms. I discovered one today, being a student in my own appartment : --- Code: ---while(oreo) oreo--; --- End code --- Did you discover things like this ? --- End quote --- Assuming you mean Oreo biscuits, I think the following would be closer to reality :P --- Code: ---oreoPurchase := 3 oreoEaten := 0 hospital :=0 WHILE 1 DO oreoEaten = oreoEaten + 1; oreoPurchase = oreoPurchase ^ 2; IF oreoEaten > 256 THEN hospital := 1; END; END; --- End code --- --- End quote --- Well... that escalated quickly ^^' --- End quote --- And in HP PPL it escalates instantly. :P The speed at which ClassPad II Basic gets executed might be closer to reality. |
Streetwalrus:
--- Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on November 12, 2014, 01:40:40 am ---And in HP PPL it escalates instantly. :P The speed at which ClassPad II Basic gets executed might be closer to reality. --- End quote --- Lol at that one. :P |
bb010g:
--- Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on November 11, 2014, 02:27:21 am --- --- Quote from: Matrefeytontias on November 10, 2014, 02:30:36 pm ---Today I learnt something : life is made of algorithms. I discovered one today, being a student in my own appartment : --- Code: ---while(oreo) oreo--; --- End code --- Did you discover things like this ? --- End quote --- Assuming you mean Oreo biscuits, I think the following would be closer to reality :P --- Code: ---oreoPurchase := 3 oreoEaten := 0 hospital :=0 WHILE 1 DO oreoEaten = oreoEaten + 1; oreoPurchase = oreoPurchase ^ 2; IF oreoEaten > 256 THEN hospital := 1; END; END; --- End code --- --- End quote --- Y U NO USE IFTE OR MAKELIST?!?!?! OPTAMAIZE! --- Code: ---oreoPurchase := 3 oreoEaten := 0 hospital :=0 BEGIN f() oreoPurchase = oreoPurchase ^ 2; oreoEaten := oreoEaten+1; END; MAKELIST(f(), O, 0, 255); hospital := 1; END; --- End code --- |
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