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Matrefeytontias:
Today I learnt something : life is made of algorithms. I discovered one today, being a student in my own appartment : --- Code: ---while(oreo) oreo--; --- End code --- Did you discover things like this ? |
aeTIos:
Oh yes, most definitely. --- Code: ---while(time_until_test_minutes > 240) procrastinate; freak_out(); --- End code --- |
bb010g:
--- Quote from: aeTIos on November 10, 2014, 04:54:59 pm ---Oh yes, most definitely. --- Code: ---while(time_until_test_minutes > 240) procrastinate; freak_out(); --- End code --- --- End quote --- Hey! That's my IP! :P |
DJ Omnimaga:
--- Quote from: Matrefeytontias on November 10, 2014, 02:30:36 pm ---Today I learnt something : life is made of algorithms. I discovered one today, being a student in my own appartment : --- Code: ---while(oreo) oreo--; --- End code --- Did you discover things like this ? --- End quote --- Assuming you mean Oreo biscuits, I think the following would be closer to reality :P --- Code: ---oreoPurchase := 3 oreoEaten := 0 hospital :=0 WHILE 1 DO oreoEaten = oreoEaten + 1; oreoPurchase = oreoPurchase ^ 2; IF oreoEaten > 256 THEN hospital := 1; END; END; --- End code --- |
willrandship:
--- Code: ---while(1): if(time()<0600): sleep(0400); for task in todo: if task.due < time(): panic() elif task.due - time() < 200: panicdo(task) else: sleep(0200) --- End code --- |
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