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Important life algorithms

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aeTIos:

--- Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on November 11, 2014, 02:27:21 am ---
--- Quote from: Matrefeytontias on November 10, 2014, 02:30:36 pm ---Today I learnt something : life is made of algorithms. I discovered one today, being a student in my own appartment :


--- Code: ---while(oreo)
    oreo--;
--- End code ---

Did you discover things like this ?

--- End quote ---

Assuming you mean Oreo biscuits, I think the following would be closer to reality :P



--- Code: ---oreoPurchase := 3
oreoEaten := 0
hospital :=0
WHILE 1 DO
oreoEaten = oreoEaten + 1;
oreoPurchase = oreoPurchase ^ 2;
IF oreoEaten > 256 THEN
hospital := 1;
END;
END;
--- End code ---

--- End quote ---
Well... that escalated quickly ^^'

Streetwalrus:

--- Quote from: aeTIos on November 10, 2014, 04:54:59 pm ---Oh yes, most definitely.

--- Code: ---while(time_until_test_minutes)
       procrastinate;
go_to_test_unprepared_but_perfectly_cool();

--- End code ---

--- End quote ---
Ftfy. :P

DJ Omnimaga:

--- Quote from: aeTIos on November 11, 2014, 04:29:25 am ---
--- Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on November 11, 2014, 02:27:21 am ---
--- Quote from: Matrefeytontias on November 10, 2014, 02:30:36 pm ---Today I learnt something : life is made of algorithms. I discovered one today, being a student in my own appartment :


--- Code: ---while(oreo)
    oreo--;
--- End code ---

Did you discover things like this ?

--- End quote ---

Assuming you mean Oreo biscuits, I think the following would be closer to reality :P



--- Code: ---oreoPurchase := 3
oreoEaten := 0
hospital :=0
WHILE 1 DO
oreoEaten = oreoEaten + 1;
oreoPurchase = oreoPurchase ^ 2;
IF oreoEaten > 256 THEN
hospital := 1;
END;
END;
--- End code ---

--- End quote ---
Well... that escalated quickly ^^'

--- End quote ---
And in HP PPL it escalates instantly. :P The speed at which ClassPad II Basic gets executed might be closer to reality.

Streetwalrus:

--- Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on November 12, 2014, 01:40:40 am ---And in HP PPL it escalates instantly. :P The speed at which ClassPad II Basic gets executed might be closer to reality.

--- End quote ---
Lol at that one. :P

bb010g:

--- Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on November 11, 2014, 02:27:21 am ---
--- Quote from: Matrefeytontias on November 10, 2014, 02:30:36 pm ---Today I learnt something : life is made of algorithms. I discovered one today, being a student in my own appartment :


--- Code: ---while(oreo)
    oreo--;
--- End code ---

Did you discover things like this ?

--- End quote ---

Assuming you mean Oreo biscuits, I think the following would be closer to reality :P



--- Code: ---oreoPurchase := 3
oreoEaten := 0
hospital :=0
WHILE 1 DO
oreoEaten = oreoEaten + 1;
oreoPurchase = oreoPurchase ^ 2;
IF oreoEaten > 256 THEN
hospital := 1;
END;
END;
--- End code ---

--- End quote ---
Y U NO USE IFTE OR MAKELIST?!?!?! OPTAMAIZE!

--- Code: ---oreoPurchase := 3
oreoEaten := 0
hospital :=0
BEGIN f() oreoPurchase = oreoPurchase ^ 2; oreoEaten := oreoEaten+1; END;
MAKELIST(f(), O, 0, 255);
hospital := 1;
END;
--- End code ---

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