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#### jsj795

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##### Drug Wars
« on: November 21, 2009, 06:11:18 pm »
This is more of a request. My friend wants to get Drug wars in her calculator. I tried to find it on ticalc, and on google, but i can't find it. do you guys know of any site that has drug wars??? or if anyone has it, can they upload it? i don't know if uploading will cause problems (like uploading without author's permission) or not...

Spoiler For funny life mathematics:
1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
2. OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
3. SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a$1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a$2 item that she doesn't need.
4. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
5. HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
6. LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
7. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
8. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Girls = Time * Money (Girls are a combination of time and money)
Time = Money (Time is money)
Girls = Money squared (So, girls are money squared)
Money = sqrt(Evil) (Money is also the root of all evil)
Girls = sqrt(Evil) squared (So, girls are the root of all evil squared)
Girls = Evil (Thus, girls are evil)
*Girls=Evil credit goes to Compynerd255*

#### JoeyBelgier

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##### Re: Drug Wars
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2009, 06:12:34 pm »
There are various versions and copies of it. Dunno where the real one went O.o

#### jsj795

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##### Re: Drug Wars
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2009, 06:15:26 pm »
ooohh... there was somewhere called goldfile or something, but it seems to be forbidden or something. may be the site is closed... so i was wondering if anyone had it or not

Spoiler For funny life mathematics:
1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
2. OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
3. SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a$1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a$2 item that she doesn't need.
4. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
5. HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
6. LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
7. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
8. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Girls = Time * Money (Girls are a combination of time and money)
Time = Money (Time is money)
Girls = Money squared (So, girls are money squared)
Money = sqrt(Evil) (Money is also the root of all evil)
Girls = sqrt(Evil) squared (So, girls are the root of all evil squared)
Girls = Evil (Thus, girls are evil)
*Girls=Evil credit goes to Compynerd255*

#### JoeyBelgier

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##### Re: Drug Wars
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2009, 06:26:33 pm »
I don't
Sorry

#### DJ Omnimaga

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##### Re: Drug Wars
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2009, 12:39:18 am »
Goldfile was kinda old. Idk if it's still around. It had load of calc games but they only had the crappy ones except Drug Wars that was ok. Ticalc doesn't have it due to their no-drug-content guidelines.

#### DJ Omnimaga

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##### Re: Drug Wars
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2009, 02:49:05 am »
OMG I found it! (I think)

http://ti83.free.fr/prgm/basic/autres/drugwar1.zip

Idk if it's the right version, tho. I'll check further. But it was on an old french website that hasn't been updated in 9 years

#### jsj795

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##### Re: Drug Wars
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2009, 11:31:58 pm »
OMG thank u so much!!! im putting it in the calc right now. Thank you again!!!

Spoiler For funny life mathematics:
1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
2. OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
3. SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a$1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a$2 item that she doesn't need.
4. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
5. HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
6. LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
7. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
8. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Girls = Time * Money (Girls are a combination of time and money)
Time = Money (Time is money)
Girls = Money squared (So, girls are money squared)
Money = sqrt(Evil) (Money is also the root of all evil)
Girls = sqrt(Evil) squared (So, girls are the root of all evil squared)
Girls = Evil (Thus, girls are evil)
*Girls=Evil credit goes to Compynerd255*

#### DJ Omnimaga

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##### Re: Drug Wars
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2009, 12:07:12 am »
No problem. I am surprised most french sites doesn't have it either, cuz they used to have it. A lot of Geocities sites had it too but you know what happened to Geocities...

I actually found it on this old french site (which happen to be the 2nd TI website I ever visited):

http://ti83.free.fr