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Shear me (explicit language warning)
« on: June 18, 2010, 01:53:25 pm »
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Re: Sheer me (explicit language warning)
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2010, 02:01:35 pm »
*Shear :)
Also, quite funny.

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Re: Sheer me (explicit language warning)
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2010, 02:51:42 pm »
That really doesn't seem like Family Guy O.O
Funny none the least though :P Thanks for sharing, Zera.
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Re: Sheer me (explicit language warning)
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2010, 03:00:19 pm »
Interesting... Yes, quite funny.
Thanks for sharing. :P
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Re: Sheer me (explicit language warning)
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2010, 04:07:23 pm »
*Shear :)
Also, quite funny.

Oops. Didn't notice that. I copied / pasted it.

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Re: Shear me (explicit language warning)
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2010, 04:18:57 pm »
LOL XD

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Re: Shear me (explicit language warning)
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2010, 05:46:34 pm »
Errr... yeah?
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Re: Shear me (explicit language warning)
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2010, 05:50:27 pm »
the thing, though, is that back in the days over here (when my mom was kid), some farmers really did that x.x
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Re: Shear me (explicit language warning)
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2010, 06:03:48 pm »
the thing, though, is that back in the days over here (when my mom was kid), some farmers really did that x.x

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Re: Shear me (explicit language warning)
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2010, 06:26:51 pm »
yeah x.x

It's so gross x.x

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Re: Shear me (explicit language warning)
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2010, 06:52:37 pm »
Oh, I can guarantee there are people who still do it by hand places in the world. I'm sure still some places in the US.
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Re: Shear me (explicit language warning)
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2010, 03:23:40 pm »
they probably shear sheep by hand in Amish communities... but that video was funny lol


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