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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #195 on: July 04, 2010, 10:32:45 am »
384:  you had a nightmare last night that your contest entry ( stratego ), was finished. you were to lazy to archive the source code before you ran it. your ram clears and you lost everything.

i was about to scream when i woke up :P
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #196 on: July 04, 2010, 10:43:06 am »
I am happy I have never had a dream like that ^^ :)

385. Because you experienced 384, you now stay up all night programming.


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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #197 on: July 04, 2010, 12:45:07 pm »
386.  Regardless of experiencing 384, you stay up all night programming

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #198 on: July 04, 2010, 06:31:27 pm »
I don't recall my dreams, so...

387.  Instead of blogging/trolling in your sleep, you program.  (Xkcd Reference)

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #199 on: July 05, 2010, 04:32:15 am »
384:  you had a nightmare last night that your contest entry ( stratego ), was finished. you were to lazy to archive the source code before you ran it. your ram clears and you lost everything.

i was about to scream when i woke up :P

I've had nightmares of losing my calculator...

388: Your batteries go dead too often, so you buy rechargeable ones.
389: They die too because you recharged them so often.
390: You now use custom-made lithium batteries in your calculator.
391: They die just as fast.
392: You haven't even started overclocking your calculator yet.
393: You're on #omnimaga at two in the morning.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #200 on: July 06, 2010, 12:44:59 pm »
394: Same as 393 but at 4:30 AM :P (that happened once or twice :P)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #201 on: July 06, 2010, 02:53:26 pm »
395: You re-wrote the TI-OS in Axe (well, a modified version that would allow this). It's faster.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #202 on: July 06, 2010, 02:56:09 pm »
396:  You notice that the time at your house is almost going to need two bytes to display (2:56 :P)
397: You make a big deal out of 396, and manage to tell all your friends about it ^^

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #203 on: July 06, 2010, 03:52:49 pm »
398. When asked to write a paper on a current event in the news, you write about the RSA key hackings
399. You have a flash drive completly filled with calculator programs
400. It is a 32 GB flash drive
401. You teacher dosen't even bother clearing your calculator memory because they know it will be restored within five minutes
402. You can read, speak, write, and understand words written in hexadecimal
403. You can do 402 for any base
404. You can do 403 for any language


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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #204 on: July 06, 2010, 06:40:24 pm »
405. For you, 404 cannot be found and 403 is forbidden.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #205 on: July 07, 2010, 10:08:04 am »
405. For you, 404 cannot be found and 403 is forbidden.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #206 on: July 07, 2010, 03:37:56 pm »
406. You have a USB drive used solely with your calculator
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #207 on: July 08, 2010, 02:36:50 pm »
407. You know the URL's of all rickrolls.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #208 on: July 08, 2010, 04:32:09 pm »
408. You see 666 or 1337 nearly everywhere and you freak out.

309: You can type the σmπimαgα logo on a TI-83 Plus.
409. You can create a program the name is actually the σmπimαgα logo. And manage to run it.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #209 on: July 08, 2010, 05:54:47 pm »
309: You can type the σmπimαgα logo on a TI-83 Plus.
409. You can create a program the name is actually the σmπimαgα logo. And manage to run it.
410. This program loads omnimaga.org, σmπσmIRC included.
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