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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3930 on: August 19, 2013, 08:12:37 am »
(Fixed) 5520 : You had to code a BF parser to fix your program. In Basic.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3931 on: August 19, 2013, 08:45:46 am »
5521: You don't like Basic, but you like TI-Basic.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3932 on: August 19, 2013, 09:14:59 am »
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3933 on: August 19, 2013, 01:00:18 pm »
5522: You have a either a working or semi working BF interpreter written in Lua somewhere.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3934 on: August 27, 2013, 02:43:42 am »
5523: As soon as ASM/C becomes possible on the HP Prime, you try to replace the firmware with a modified TI-Nspire Touchpad OS, then are no longer able to remove it.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3935 on: August 27, 2013, 02:46:58 am »
5524: You miss omnimaga while you are on vacation (true story)
5525: First thing you do once you get home is go on omnimaga (true story)

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3936 on: August 27, 2013, 06:50:53 pm »
5526: On the first day of school (today) you use the schools wifi to go on Omnimaga with a Ps Vita during german.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3937 on: August 27, 2013, 09:37:19 pm »
5527 You have the avoidance tolerance of a heroin addict
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3938 on: August 27, 2013, 10:17:42 pm »
5528: You use your study hall period to program your calculator (1 story)
5529: And get some looks for programming (0 story)
5530: And tell people not to clear your calc's memory (1 story)
5531: And take your backpack to the restroom when going for a break so that no one will mess with it (1 story)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3939 on: August 28, 2013, 12:15:53 am »
5532: 5529, 5530, 5531 (9001+ stories)
5533: You spend your online german class period, as time to make video's of your project for Omni.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3940 on: August 29, 2013, 04:11:34 pm »
5524: You miss omnimaga while you are on vacation (true story)
5525: First thing you do once you get home is go on omnimaga (true story)
5334 : You second that.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3941 on: August 30, 2013, 06:48:34 pm »
5336: If you go on omegle the first thing you write is 'THE GAME' (true story)

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3942 on: August 31, 2013, 01:50:37 am »
Wait Sorunome, how does that show you are addicted to calcs and Omni?

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3943 on: August 31, 2013, 02:27:16 am »
THE GAME shows you are addiced to omni :P

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Re: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3944 on: August 31, 2013, 03:34:21 am »
Wouldn't it show that you are addicted to losing instead? :P
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