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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #465 on: October 24, 2010, 01:52:56 am »
Quote from: shmibs on October 24, 2010, 01:22:42 am
679. when the girl you ask out is an ai program herself

I actually did this once... :P
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Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...

Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #466 on: October 24, 2010, 08:41:51 am »
xkcd in context: http://xkcd.com/632/

EDIT: There's an xkcd for every situation.
« Last Edit: October 24, 2010, 08:42:12 am by Deep Thought »
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #467 on: October 24, 2010, 01:20:42 pm »
680: The AI in question runs from your calculator.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #468 on: October 24, 2010, 03:28:14 pm »
681: You access Omnimaga from the command prompt via it's IP address.
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Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #469 on: October 25, 2010, 07:16:06 am »
682: You have more songs in calc than your mp3 player
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #470 on: October 25, 2010, 01:10:28 pm »
683: You have more calculators than you have songs on your MP3 player.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #471 on: October 25, 2010, 01:15:03 pm »
684: You use your MP3 player as extra memory for your calc.
685: You've looked at this thread more than once.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #472 on: October 25, 2010, 01:22:45 pm »
686: You have 7 graphing calculators and no mp3 player.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #473 on: October 25, 2010, 02:17:16 pm »
Quote from: calc84maniac on October 25, 2010, 01:22:45 pm
686: You have 7 graphing calculators and no mp3 player.

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but your calculators are mp3 players ;_;
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #474 on: October 25, 2010, 07:27:31 pm »
Quote from: JosJuice on October 25, 2010, 01:10:28 pm
683: You have more calculators than you have songs on your MP3 player.

687: >90.00% of them are remixes of "Never Gonna Give You Up"
« Last Edit: October 25, 2010, 07:27:51 pm by Deep Thought »
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #475 on: October 25, 2010, 09:04:33 pm »
688: Not really Omni-related but still calc-related: You are aware that Weregoose, Darkerline and NETWizz on UTI used to go under the nicknames Supergoose, Sir Robin and JBirk, respectively.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #476 on: October 25, 2010, 09:07:50 pm »
Quote from: Qwerty.55 on October 25, 2010, 01:15:03 pm
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685: You've looked at this thread more than once.

689. You've looked at this thread even once. :P
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #477 on: October 25, 2010, 09:13:20 pm »
Quote from: Deep Thought on October 25, 2010, 07:27:31 pm
Quote from: JosJuice on October 25, 2010, 01:10:28 pm
683: You have more calculators than you have songs on your MP3 player.

687: >90.00% of them are remixes of "Never Gonna Give You Up"
Assuming not 100%, this means you have at least 12 calculators :O
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #478 on: October 25, 2010, 11:40:35 pm »
688. You are counting down the posts on this thread hoping to get the 1000th sign.
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Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #479 on: October 26, 2010, 01:23:46 am »
689: You wonder if this thread should go to 1337 instead of just 1000
690: You paint the Shift keys on your keyboard blue/yellow (depending on what calc model you have) and label it 2nd
691: You do the same with Ctrl, painting it green and labeling it ALPHA (or ♦ if you have a 68K)
692: You turn on stickykeys because you're not used to holding down Shift
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