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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1050 on: February 10, 2011, 10:36:06 pm »
1273: Your calculator is made à la MacGyver, i.e. made of duct tape and paperclips.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1051 on: February 10, 2011, 10:58:56 pm »
Quote from: fb39ca4 on February 10, 2011, 07:15:45 pm
1272: You simulate your whole calc with redstone in minecraft, using pressure plates for the keys and even having a screen made out of redstone torches.

1274: You've ported Doors CS and gCn to it.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1052 on: February 14, 2011, 07:13:27 pm »


Yes, there's signs in there.
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edit: ok, idk what happened to the second one...
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1053 on: February 14, 2011, 07:33:58 pm »
Quote from: fb39ca4 on February 10, 2011, 07:15:45 pm
1272: You simulate your whole calc with redstone in minecraft, using pressure plates for the keys and even having a screen made out of redstone torches.

1276: You simulate Minecraft with your calc.
1277: You simulate your calc with rocks: http://xkcd.com/505/
1278: You make a particle simulator with your calc.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1054 on: February 14, 2011, 07:54:11 pm »
Quote from: Deep Thought on February 14, 2011, 07:33:58 pm
1277: You simulate your calc with rocks
Actually did that today during geology lab (I was bored waiting for everyone else to finish their tests, so I started playing around with the samples).
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1055 on: February 15, 2011, 12:57:42 am »
Quote from: Deep Thought on February 14, 2011, 07:33:58 pm
Quote from: fb39ca4 on February 10, 2011, 07:15:45 pm
1272: You simulate your whole calc with redstone in minecraft, using pressure plates for the keys and even having a screen made out of redstone torches.

1276: You simulate Minecraft with your calc.
1277: You simulate your calc with rocks: http://xkcd.com/505/
1278: You make a particle simulator with your calc.
1279: You run a particle simulator on the calc you simulated in Minecraft, which you simulated with a calc you simulated with rocks.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1056 on: February 15, 2011, 09:15:02 am »
Quote from: juju2143 on February 15, 2011, 12:57:42 am
Quote from: Deep Thought on February 14, 2011, 07:33:58 pm
Quote from: fb39ca4 on February 10, 2011, 07:15:45 pm
1272: You simulate your whole calc with redstone in minecraft, using pressure plates for the keys and even having a screen made out of redstone torches.

1276: You simulate Minecraft with your calc.
1277: You simulate your calc with rocks: http://xkcd.com/505/
1278: You make a particle simulator with your calc.
1279: You run a particle simulator on the calc you simulated in Minecraft, which you simulated with a calc you simulated with rocks.

1279: You simulate rocks with your calc x.x
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1057 on: February 15, 2011, 10:32:45 am »
1280: You simulate your calc using butterflies, making little pockets in the air, which in turn is emulating rocks which are emulating a calc which is simulating PindurTI on a computer.
Continue it as you will :P
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1058 on: February 15, 2011, 02:14:15 pm »
1281: You don't get a headache from all that.
1282: You were able to follow all of that as well.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1059 on: February 15, 2011, 03:50:59 pm »
1283: You understand the calculator pun in this sentence.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1060 on: February 15, 2011, 08:51:22 pm »
1284: Your calc can beat WATSON in a game of Jeopardy.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1061 on: February 15, 2011, 08:55:32 pm »
Quote from: HOMER-16 on February 15, 2011, 08:51:22 pm
1284: Your calc can beat WATSON in a game of Jeopardy.
1285: Your calc is actually Watson.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1062 on: February 15, 2011, 09:02:53 pm »
1286. You cry when OmnomIRC is down.  :'(
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1063 on: February 15, 2011, 09:08:29 pm »
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1284: Your calc can beat WATSON in a game of Jeopardy.
1285: Your calc is actually Watson.
1287: Your calc is actually Watson's best friend, Holmes.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1064 on: February 15, 2011, 10:11:00 pm »
1288: You bring your calculator with you, literally everywhere.
1289: When you're on a bus or a plane or somewhere where you have nothing to do, you take out your calculator and play with it.
1290: You dream about TI-Cell Phone, a TI design calculator, but it can make calls and text other people.
1291: You can type 1+2+3+4....+100 in less than a minute
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