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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #4035 on: October 13, 2013, 12:11:42 pm »
Oh yeah, I remember the events of Christmas 2010. I was there at the time, I was the one who called, it was kinda scary, but it was for DJ's good. I'm really happy and proud that those events finished with a good ending. I dunno if you wanna talk about it, DJ, that's up to you :)

And I think what helped him is that I started to regularly hang out with him IRL, therefore solving the no IRL interaction problem.
I thought this thread was a joke... I didn't realize that people can actually be that addicted to calcs and Omni... this makes me scared of programming on my calculator. :O
Erm actually at that time I wasn't even programming for calculators anymore. I was mainly active from 2001 to early 2010 then started a bit again in 2013 after the color 84+ and HP Prime were announced. In late 2010 I was mainly active posting here. And yes the numbered stuff in this thread is a joke, as many of them are exaggerated (although some might actually be true). What I was saying is that my 2010 life collapse (which has long since been resolved) led to me spending much more time online.


Anyway back on-topic:
5643: When you become grandpa and see your little kids, you'll actually teach them calculator programming but with bad programming habits from way back then
« Last Edit: October 13, 2013, 12:17:38 pm by DJ Omnimaga »

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #4036 on: October 13, 2013, 12:19:05 pm »
5644: Goto is evil

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #4037 on: October 13, 2013, 12:42:38 pm »
5645 : People put tablets in their three YO kids' hands. You'll give yours calcs.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #4038 on: October 13, 2013, 02:18:16 pm »
5646: You used ?: (in C/C++/Java) more than most/all of your programming/computer teachers (1 story)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #4039 on: October 13, 2013, 02:19:25 pm »
5647 : You always use ? and ?? in Axe

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #4040 on: October 13, 2013, 02:21:31 pm »
5647: You follow Eeems' javascript programming guide thingy (true story)
5648: You use closurs in javascript (true story)

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #4041 on: October 13, 2013, 07:53:33 pm »
Oh yeah, I remember the events of Christmas 2010. I was there at the time, I was the one who called, it was kinda scary, but it was for DJ's good. I'm really happy and proud that those events finished with a good ending. I dunno if you wanna talk about it, DJ, that's up to you :)

And I think what helped him is that I started to regularly hang out with him IRL, therefore solving the no IRL interaction problem.
I thought this thread was a joke... I didn't realize that people can actually be that addicted to calcs and Omni... this makes me scared of programming on my calculator. :O
Erm actually at that time I wasn't even programming for calculators anymore. I was mainly active from 2001 to early 2010 then started a bit again in 2013 after the color 84+ and HP Prime were announced. In late 2010 I was mainly active posting here. And yes the numbered stuff in this thread is a joke, as many of them are exaggerated (although some might actually be true). What I was saying is that my 2010 life collapse (which has long since been resolved) led to me spending much more time online.


Anyway back on-topic:
5643: When you become grandpa and see your little kids, you'll actually teach them calculator programming but with bad programming habits from way back then
So omni addiction is a symptom of real life collaspe...
5645 : People put tablets in their three YO kids' hands. You'll give yours calcs.

5649: You would never let a 3YO touch your calcs. (1 story)

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #4042 on: October 13, 2013, 08:20:33 pm »
Oh yeah, I remember the events of Christmas 2010. I was there at the time, I was the one who called, it was kinda scary, but it was for DJ's good. I'm really happy and proud that those events finished with a good ending. I dunno if you wanna talk about it, DJ, that's up to you :)

And I think what helped him is that I started to regularly hang out with him IRL, therefore solving the no IRL interaction problem.
I thought this thread was a joke... I didn't realize that people can actually be that addicted to calcs and Omni... this makes me scared of programming on my calculator. :O
Erm actually at that time I wasn't even programming for calculators anymore. I was mainly active from 2001 to early 2010 then started a bit again in 2013 after the color 84+ and HP Prime were announced. In late 2010 I was mainly active posting here. And yes the numbered stuff in this thread is a joke, as many of them are exaggerated (although some might actually be true). What I was saying is that my 2010 life collapse (which has long since been resolved) led to me spending much more time online.


Anyway back on-topic:
5643: When you become grandpa and see your little kids, you'll actually teach them calculator programming but with bad programming habits from way back then
So omni addiction is a symptom of real life collaspe...

I think you are judging people too fast here or are misunderstanding. The life issues in question had absolutely nothing to do with Omnimaga nor calculators. I will not go into details, but basically people were constantly infringing on my life freedoms via harrassment tactics, judging me and it reached insane extents in late 2009, at one point which I even felt stalked.

In late 02-03 I was much more into calculators than I am right now, yet my life was perfectly fine. The only reason why I wasn't active online back then was because I had no computer at home.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #4043 on: October 13, 2013, 11:17:31 pm »

I think you are judging people too fast here or are misunderstanding. The life issues in question had absolutely nothing to do with Omnimaga nor calculators. I will not go into details, but basically people were constantly infringing on my life freedoms via harrassment tactics, judging me and it reached insane extents in late 2009, at one point which I even felt stalked.

In late 02-03 I was much more into calculators than I am right now, yet my life was perfectly fine. The only reason why I wasn't active online back then was because I had no computer at home.
I'm sorry for judging DJ, I should have understood that that was a hard time and I shouldn't have made jokes about it. (Am being sincere here)

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #4044 on: October 14, 2013, 07:10:36 am »
5650 : Your 3 YOs will have their own calcs, not yours ofc.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #4045 on: October 14, 2013, 08:02:16 am »
5651: You get home from school and first thing you do is go on omni (true story)
5652: People give you rubiks cubes for free in school (so far only one, but still :D )

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #4046 on: October 14, 2013, 08:04:57 am »
6563: Your 3YO can program his or her calcs and is proficient in a variety of languages.

Edit: Stupid smartphone buttons!
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #4047 on: October 14, 2013, 08:34:48 am »
6563: Your 3YO can program his or her calcs and is proficient in a variety of languages.
Shouldn't you keep the numbers increasing by one and not by a few hundred

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #4048 on: October 14, 2013, 08:53:54 am »
5656: Number correction (true story)
5657: You are known as the geek (true story)
5658: Whenever there is a comp problem you get asked (true story)

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #4049 on: October 14, 2013, 11:10:55 am »
5659: You get Carpal Tunnel Syndrome from coding your calc (partially true story)