As some of you may know, I'm kind of a massive stoner, although I recently had to clean up after being laid off at work. For my last hurrah, my wife Dana & I finished up a new song a few weeks ago, and I recorded a 'vocal' (not actual singing) where the lyrics were made up on the fly. This was the result...
https://soundcloud.com/billy-castillo-1/5-lil-dux-explicit-version5 Little Ducks came home one day/ to smoke some weed and laugh and play/they got real high/my oh my those ducks are really f***ing high.
5 Little Ducks ridin' in a Ford truck/ Headin' over to Starbucks/ They drank some coffee/now I can't get 'em off me those ducks are so annoying
(instrumental break)
5 Little Ducks went down to the ghetto/to buy a wooden whore from a pimp named Gepetto/ She made of wood/ that's no good they got termites in their hood
(jnstrumental break)
5 Little Ducks got too damn fat/ feedin' off Alvin's feral cats/ They signed the treaty/ and got diabetes those ducks died in agony
5 Little Ducks they went to Hell/ in spite of them eating at Taco Bell/they ate their greens/now their diapers ain't clean oh that's just really full of beans
For those of you who've known me from TIMGUL for a while...Fear 2 Stop is on hiatus; co-founder Raymond Proseus is not really working on music right now after a couple of personal tragedies, so while he takes a break, Dana and I started the Latchkey Nerds.
