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Offline jsj795

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Starcraft
« on: October 03, 2009, 03:51:29 am »
i'm soooo tired. I'm gonna go to sleep.
Anyway, the last game was a really good game.
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1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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A woman has the last word in any argument.
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Time = Money (Time is money)
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Girls = sqrt(Evil) squared (So, girls are the root of all evil squared)
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Re: Starcraft
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2009, 03:58:38 am »
Yeah it was for a while at least. To be fair, though, I think it would be best for me to be moving on, though, because what you saw from me is pretty much the same since about 2 years, this is pretty much the best I can do and I never actually won a game on a regular map on Battle.Net.
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Re: Starcraft
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2009, 01:02:38 pm »
I haven't played that game in so long. I would probably get uber pwned.
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