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3 little noobs
« on: March 16, 2012, 06:45:39 pm »
Once upon a time there were three new players and the time came for them to leave the spawn chunk and seek their fortunes.

Before they left, their server host told them "Whatever you do, do it the best that you can because that's the way to get along in this world.


 
The first new player built his house out of dirt because it was the easiest thing to do.

The second little pig built his house out of cobblestone. This was a little bit stronger than a dirt house.

The third little pig built his house out of obsidian.

One night the big bad creepers, who dearly loved to kill new players, came along and saw the first new player in his house of dirt.
He said "Hiss hiss hiss, hiss hiss hiss, hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss!"
*"Let me in, Let me in, little noob or I'll hiss and I'll hiss and I'll blow your house up!"*

"Not by the hair of the default player skin", said the little noob.

But of course the creeper did blow the house up and killed the first noobie.

The next creeper then came to the house of cobblestone.


He said "Hiss hiss hiss, hiss hiss hiss, hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss!"
*"Let me in, Let me in, little noob or I'll hiss and I'll hiss and I'll blow your house up!"*

"Not by the hair of the default player skin", said the 2nd little noob.

But the creeper blew that house up too, and killed the second little noob.

The last creeper then came to the house of obsidian.

"Hiss hiss hiss, hiss hiss hiss" hissed the creeper.
*"Let me in, let me in"*

"Hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss"
*"Or I'll hiss and I'll hiss and i'll blow your house up"*

"Not by the hair on your mom's chin" said the final player.

Well, the hissed and hissed and blew up.

But the creeper wasn't powerful enough, and only broke the dirt around the house.
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Re: 3 little noobs
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2012, 06:48:05 pm »
Haha, nice Minecraft remix of the three little pigs classic.

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Re: 3 little noobs
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2012, 06:57:26 pm »
LOL XD
that's hilarious :P
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Re: 3 little noobs
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2012, 07:01:59 pm »
feel free to make it better.
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Re: 3 little noobs
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2012, 07:20:38 pm »
Addition : Maybe more creepers try on the obsidian house? >:D
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