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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
« Reply #15 on: December 28, 2010, 09:33:31 pm »
19: label 19
20: goto 19
21: give them code with ;understand comment hard
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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
« Reply #16 on: December 28, 2010, 09:36:00 pm »
22: Ask them about their love life

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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2010, 09:41:46 pm »
23: Ashley Tisdale rickroll
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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
« Reply #18 on: December 28, 2010, 10:43:08 pm »
24. Infinit unbreakable loop of Hannah Montana.
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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
« Reply #19 on: December 28, 2010, 10:49:10 pm »
25) have a computer-smashing day!!!!!!!
26) have a calc-smashing day
27) have an Omnimaga-server-smashing day!!! (NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!)
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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
« Reply #20 on: December 28, 2010, 10:52:42 pm »
28. Forget to buy AAA batteries so that she has to take the house apart to find four batteries for her calc.
29. Refuse to at least indulge her by looking at her latest project.

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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
« Reply #21 on: December 28, 2010, 11:03:09 pm »
30: http://jokes.aspcode.net/9912/Bill-Gates-picks-his-own-punishment.aspx
31: Give him an 84+ loaded with OS 2.53MP with the battery case locked.




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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
« Reply #22 on: December 29, 2010, 05:00:59 am »
32. Make him choose between Internet or Sex NOOOO

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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
« Reply #23 on: December 29, 2010, 05:36:31 am »
32. Make him choose between Internet or Sex NOOOO
He will definitely choose Internet.
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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
« Reply #24 on: December 29, 2010, 07:23:07 am »
33. Ctrl+A, Del, Ctrl+S, Alt+F4
Happened to me once, totally freaked out... 36kb file... GONE!
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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
« Reply #25 on: December 29, 2010, 07:33:48 am »
34. Coding hannah montana's website OH MY GOD NO!!

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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
« Reply #26 on: December 29, 2010, 08:12:04 am »
35. Coding Rick Astley's Website, and with every preview "Never gonna give you up" plays

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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
« Reply #27 on: December 29, 2010, 09:10:13 am »
36. Coding a script to hack Omnimaga (NOOO!)
37. Put advertisements in their website to Justin Bieber's fan page. (OMG! DON'T EVER DO THIS TO A PROGRAMMER)

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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
« Reply #28 on: December 29, 2010, 02:25:55 pm »
38. Steal their computer.

Especially don't do this to a hacker. ;-)
(If you've seen a hackaday article about this recently, you know what I'm talking about)

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Re: 500 Ways to Torture a programmer
« Reply #29 on: December 29, 2010, 02:50:17 pm »
39: Seceretly hack Wabbitemu so that the calculator shuts down when PC reaches $9D95