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#### quasi_Phthalo

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##### Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #90 on: June 21, 2010, 08:16:34 pm »
@Deep Thought: you'd better edit your most recent post quick and add 219 so you're not off topic

i'm going to move on to 220 now so you can do that
220: right about now, you begin to worry that these numbers will soon pass 255 and you'll need 2 bytes

#### jsj795

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##### Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #91 on: June 21, 2010, 09:03:13 pm »
221: Your school bag consists more of z80 tutorials, axe routines, and calc-game readmes and walkthroughs than schoolwork.

Spoiler For funny life mathematics:
1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
2. OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
3. SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a$1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a$2 item that she doesn't need.
4. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
5. HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
6. LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
7. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
8. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Girls = Time * Money (Girls are a combination of time and money)
Time = Money (Time is money)
Girls = Money squared (So, girls are money squared)
Money = sqrt(Evil) (Money is also the root of all evil)
Girls = sqrt(Evil) squared (So, girls are the root of all evil squared)
Girls = Evil (Thus, girls are evil)
*Girls=Evil credit goes to Compynerd255*

#### SirCmpwn

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##### Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #92 on: June 21, 2010, 09:06:40 pm »
221: Your school bag consists more of z80 tutorials, axe routines, and calc-game readmes and walkthroughs than schoolwork.
Wow, I totally do.

222: You have >9000 emails and PMsa and forum posts asking you how to do something in Axe

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##### Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #93 on: June 21, 2010, 10:46:34 pm »
221: Your school bag consists more of z80 tutorials, axe routines, and calc-game readmes and walkthroughs than schoolwork.
lol, that's true.

223 - You've used the binomcdf( command.
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#### DJ Omnimaga

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##### Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #94 on: June 22, 2010, 12:23:25 am »
224 - You wish the Voyage 400 existed.
225 - One of your calculator looks like this:

...and broke shortly after this redesign (true story)
226 - or like this: http://www.ticalc.org/archives/news/articles/1/15/15975.html
« Last Edit: June 22, 2010, 12:24:32 am by DJ Omnimaga »

#### quasi_Phthalo

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##### Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #95 on: June 22, 2010, 12:52:52 pm »
227 - You've added ALL the system flags to the Mode menu for quick access
228 - You wrote a prog to permanently lock someone's calc at the lightest contrast
229 - You can still navigate the menus on a calc like that
230 - You added new key shortcuts to type letters like é ï ç and _
« Last Edit: June 22, 2010, 12:53:29 pm by quasi_Phthalo »

#### SirCmpwn

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##### Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #96 on: June 22, 2010, 12:57:57 pm »
227 - You've added ALL the system flags to the Mode menu for quick access
Yeah, like that would be easy and quick to access EVERY flag

231 - You have a backlight on your calculator

#### quasi_Phthalo

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##### Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #97 on: June 22, 2010, 01:08:09 pm »
227 - You've added ALL the system flags to the Mode menu for quick access
Yeah, like that would be easy and quick to access EVERY flag
Hey, the catalog is quick-access for us addicteds, it would just need proper organization

232 - You mix up all the menus and the catalog to confuse people who want to borrow your calc

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##### Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #98 on: June 22, 2010, 01:32:56 pm »

Spoiler For Projects:

My projects haven't been worked on in a while, so they're all on hiatus for the time being. I do hope to eventually return to them in some form or another...

Spoiler For Pokemon TI:
Axe port of Pokemon Red/Blue to the 83+/84+ family. On hold.

Spoiler For Nostalgia:
My big personal project, an original RPG about dimensional travel and a few heroes tasked with saving the world.
Coding-wise, on hold, but I am re-working the story.

Spoiler For Finale's Super Insane Tunnel Pack of Doom:
I will be combining Blur and Collision Course into a single gamepack. On hold.

Spoiler For Nostalgia Origins: Sky's Story:
Prequel to Nostalgia. On hold, especially while the story is re-worked.

#### SirCmpwn

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##### Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #99 on: June 22, 2010, 01:34:56 pm »
234 - You emulate a TI-86 on your calculator during standardized testing just to spite the proctors who say 83+/84+ only
(I've done this )
« Last Edit: June 22, 2010, 01:35:12 pm by SirCmpwn »

#### DJ Omnimaga

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##### Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #100 on: June 22, 2010, 02:35:09 pm »
« Last Edit: June 22, 2010, 03:12:07 pm by DJ Omnimaga »

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##### Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #101 on: June 22, 2010, 02:42:47 pm »
211: You have made calculator case mods between a TI-83 Plus and a TI-89 or between a TI-84 Plus and a TI-89 Titanium.
212: You have completed #211 and end up using the TI-83 Plus family calculator in the TI-89 case, not the other way around.
That's already been mentioned, DJ. (just so you know)
236. You've ported Linux to all TI's calculators.
"People think computers will keep them from making mistakes. They're wrong. With computers you make mistakes faster."
I'll put it online when it does something.

#### SirCmpwn

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##### Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #102 on: June 22, 2010, 02:47:14 pm »
Or, more realistically,
237 - You've gotten Linux to run on a TI-89 Titanium

#### DJ Omnimaga

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##### Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #103 on: June 22, 2010, 03:11:39 pm »
oh crap disregard my post then . I'll go with this instead:

235- You get confused at which signs you are addicted to TI and Omnimaga were mentionned already or not in this thread
238- When getting off the Internet, you hear people in your head that keeps asking when is Ndless 2.0 coming out, after seeing it asked so many times on IRC

#### quasi_Phthalo

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##### Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #104 on: June 22, 2010, 03:43:45 pm »
239 - You make a habit of using one-letter variable names even if you're using a higher language that supports more