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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1140 on: March 05, 2011, 12:52:38 pm »
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1141 on: March 05, 2011, 02:24:47 pm »
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1397: You already have a list of things you're going to port to Project Paradise.

1399: One of them includes the Internet...

...The ENTIRE Internet.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1142 on: March 05, 2011, 02:29:12 pm »
1400: The music on your calc comes out of the USB. You have a custom set of headphones just for this.
1401: Your calc has a web browser. It surfs the web faster than your PC. And YouTube looks AWESOME.
1402: You combine the above two facts to rickroll your friends in style.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1143 on: March 05, 2011, 05:09:13 pm »
1403:



On a calculator.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1144 on: March 05, 2011, 05:17:12 pm »
O.O

That's some insane data compression.

1404: You drool a little whenever someone talks about color on a calculator.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1145 on: March 05, 2011, 06:02:12 pm »
1405: Sign 1403 Isn't the cause of signs 1401 & 1402
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1146 on: March 05, 2011, 08:44:43 pm »
1406: It's really because of this:
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1147 on: March 06, 2011, 12:29:21 am »
1407: No, this (couldn't resist ;D):



Yeah, I know there was a ticalc.org CD.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1148 on: March 06, 2011, 01:06:35 am »
1408: Actually, It's because you frankensteined your PSP together with your 84 keypad and made your own UMD to create what the Nspire CX should've been.
1409: Your Frankencalc took over the world once, but peace broke out and it got bored. You don't renember this because you were asleep at the time.
1410: The Omnimaga backgroud is your wallpaper. Not just the one on your desktop and your Frankencalc, but the wallpaper on your actual, physical walls, too.
1411: Your calculator's a Real Boy now.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1149 on: March 06, 2011, 01:56:27 pm »
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1411: Your calculator's a Real Boy now.
1412: Yours is a girl.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1150 on: March 06, 2011, 05:21:33 pm »
1413: YOU'VE GOT BLISTERS ON YOUR FINGERS!
1414: You always choose the appropriate units when measuring something. That way everything is OVER 9000!.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1151 on: March 06, 2011, 06:08:13 pm »
I hate finger blisters, got them when digging a sidewalk.

1415: Your keyboard is set to "programmer" mode by default (symbols don't need shift, numbers on the top do! but you can still use numpad)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1152 on: March 06, 2011, 06:14:49 pm »
588: When you start counting the signs in Hex
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1413: YOU'VE GOT BLISTERS ON YOUR FINGERS!
Umm... ... Helter Skelter?
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1153 on: March 06, 2011, 06:48:46 pm »
1417: You wrote a calc program that counts how many different outfits Lady GaGa wears in each of her music videos. It not only works, but has developed a particular fondness for "Telephone".
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1154 on: March 06, 2011, 07:37:48 pm »
58A: Your calculator predicts how many outfits Lady Gaga will wear in her next music video.
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