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CalcN00b - A calculator support group
« on: December 08, 2013, 05:30:11 pm »
I have a confession to make: I only spend 25 hours a day on my calculator. I know, it's too little, and that's why I'm making a self-help/support group for those who aren't on their calculator enough. I know, this is a serious issue, but it must be talked about here.

Seminars are to include:
How to program better BASIC/Axe/Asm
How to enjoy BASIC/Axe/Asm games more
How to procrastinate by being on you calculator
and others

These seminars are to include special guest speaker, Rick Astley, who has himself experienced "TI Handheld Enigmatic Gnat-sized Amount of Mind Enhancement" syndrome, or THE GAME syndrome.

If you experience this, then I urge you to join me in finding a path to losing THE GAME syndrome. I have set up a toll-free support line at (313)-373-1337 for those who need help and can not go to the seminars.

Over 9000 people worldwide experience this problem, and I urge you, if you don't have this problem, to call this toll-free donation line: (800)-666-CALC

Thank you for reading this message and taking time for this. If you wish to find out more, go to my site at: http://goo.gl/QMET
« Last Edit: December 08, 2013, 05:30:55 pm by pimathbrainiac »
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Re: CalcN00b - A calculator support group
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2013, 05:32:07 pm »
I stopped reading at "25 hours a day". :P

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Re: CalcN00b - A calculator support group
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2013, 05:49:47 pm »
Can't. Stop. Laughing. :evillaugh:

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Re: CalcN00b - A calculator support group
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2013, 05:50:34 pm »
lol
just take about 9 hours away from that so u can have a rest

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Re: CalcN00b - A calculator support group
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2013, 07:10:53 pm »
Oh god lol pimath :D

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Re: CalcN00b - A calculator support group
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2013, 09:21:37 pm »
Also, set up a toll-free line for losing the game at 1-800-THE-GAME.

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Re: CalcN00b - A calculator support group
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2013, 07:59:09 am »
Ok pimath, i think i have that syndrom D:
What can i do?

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Re: CalcN00b - A calculator support group
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2013, 11:20:57 am »
You can start by going to the site listed in the first post. You will find more information there.
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Re: CalcN00b - A calculator support group
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2013, 11:48:24 am »
I don't understand, it redirects me to youtube.

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Re: CalcN00b - A calculator support group
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2013, 11:54:36 am »
Sorry, here is an updated site: http://goo.gl/6MwlvG

If that doesn't work, check here: http://goo.gl/kT5cT bad link
« Last Edit: December 09, 2013, 12:05:02 pm by pimathbrainiac »
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Re: CalcN00b - A calculator support group
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2013, 11:57:37 am »
that first one worked, thanks a lot :)

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