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« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2011, 01:52:19 pm »
56 I am sad, as I said. But it is a very interesting article. ฉ ansidinamande!

Rating: - I think I Laughed March Confusing when you know the translation, he said.

Article 2: drinking is good

Category 3: What do you do. This change has caused.
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2011, 03:12:38 pm »
I type this:
My name is stefan bauwens, what's yours?
56 translations later I get:
My name is heaven where shidifenbo

i don't know about that last word, but if my name is heaven, its cool.
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« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2011, 03:17:07 pm »
If I remember correctly, "Stefan" means something along the lines of "reward", so :)
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2011, 04:06:26 pm »
"I like boys"
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2011, 04:18:59 pm »
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I am so awesome, the computer is melting from my exuded awesomeness!
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I teach computer will have no effect.

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Re: Engrish
« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2011, 04:34:11 pm »
hmm... Qwerty, you'll like this ;D

Qwerty.55 is a fishbot who is about to get eaten. OMNOMNOM! turns into this:
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fishbot, it is to eat about qwerty.55. OMNOMNOM
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« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2011, 05:59:21 pm »
Quote from: Eeems on April 06, 2011, 04:06:26 pm
"I like boys"
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2011, 06:02:30 pm »
the phrase "I am god" never change XD
I think it's kinda hard to find a sentence that will keep the same shape.

EDIT: this is funny XD
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2011, 10:40:44 pm »
kinda ironic, but "I'm firing my laser!" returns "I have a laser?"  :P

EDIT:
LOL, google knows what lol means.  :P  I started with "Laugh out loud"

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AFRIKAANS : Lag hardop
Back to ENGLISH : Laugh out loud
ALBANIAN : Qesh me zë të lartë
Back to ENGLISH : Laugh out loud
ARABIC : الضحك بصوت مرتفع
Back to ENGLISH : LOL
BELARUSIAN : LOL
Back to ENGLISH : LOL
BULGARIAN : LOL
Back to ENGLISH : LOL
CATALAN : LOL
Back to ENGLISH : LOL
CHINESE : 大声笑
Back to ENGLISH : LOL
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 大声笑
Back to ENGLISH : LOL
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 大聲笑
Back to ENGLISH : LOL
CROATIAN : LOL
Back to ENGLISH : LOL
CZECH : LOL
Back to ENGLISH : LOL
DANISH : LOL
Back to ENGLISH : LOL
DUTCH : LOL
Back to ENGLISH : LOL
ENGLISH : LOL
Back to ENGLISH : LOL
ESTONIAN : LOL
Back to ENGLISH : LOL
FILIPINO : LOL
Back to ENGLISH : LOL
FINNISH : LOL
Back to ENGLISH : LOL
FRENCH : LOL
Back to ENGLISH : LOL
GALICIAN : LOL
Back to ENGLISH : LOL
GERMAN : LOL
Back to ENGLISH : LOL
GREEK : LOL
Back to ENGLISH : LOL
HAITIAN_CREOLE : LOL
Back to ENGLISH : LOL
HEBREW : LOL
Back to ENGLISH : LOL
HINDI : LOL
Back to ENGLISH : LOL
HUNGARIAN : LOL
Back to ENGLISH : LOL
ICELANDIC : LOL
Back to ENGLISH : LOL
INDONESIAN : LOL
Back to ENGLISH : LOL
IRISH : LOL
Back to ENGLISH : LOL
ITALIAN : LOL
Back to ENGLISH : LOL
JAPANESE : 笑
Back to ENGLISH : Lol
KOREAN : 롤
Back to ENGLISH : Lol
LATVIAN : Lol
Back to ENGLISH : Lol
LITHUANIAN : Lol
Back to ENGLISH : Lol
MACEDONIAN : Lol
Back to ENGLISH : Lol
MALAY : Lol
Back to ENGLISH : Lol
MALTESE : Lol
Back to ENGLISH : Lol
NORWEGIAN : Lol
Back to ENGLISH : Lol
PERSIAN : Lol
Back to ENGLISH : Lol
POLISH : Lol
Back to ENGLISH : Lol
PORTUGUESE : Lol
Back to ENGLISH : Lol
PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : Lol
Back to ENGLISH : Lol
ROMANIAN : Lol
Back to ENGLISH : Lol
RUSSIAN : Lol
Back to ENGLISH : Lol
SERBIAN : Лол
Back to ENGLISH : Lol
SLOVAK : Lol
Back to ENGLISH : Lol
SLOVENIAN : Lol
Back to ENGLISH : Lol
SPANISH : Lol
Back to ENGLISH : Lol
SWAHILI : Lol
Back to ENGLISH : Lol
SWEDISH : Lol
Back to ENGLISH : Lol
TAGALOG : Lol
Back to ENGLISH : Lol
THAI : Lol
Back to ENGLISH : Lol.
TURKISH : Lol.
Back to ENGLISH : Lol.
UKRAINIAN : LOL.
Back to ENGLISH : LOL.
VIETNAMESE : LOL.
Back to ENGLISH : LOL.
WELSH : LOL.
Back to ENGLISH : LOL.
YIDDISH : לאָל.
Back to ENGLISH : Lol.
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2011, 11:05:20 pm »
Guess where this is from :P :
Spoiler For Terrible Translation:
Analysts of all types of software.  However, customer communications, education and large (and appvars) Ramada voice line, I think the sign outside.  Enter the number from him Code Completion routine.  I am free.  However, studies in different languages ​​and avoid the demands of my knowledge will be sold worldwide.  Injury is not serious. But it can not hurt.  Whatever the language as a form of competition.  Analysts said the source, different Backgrounds, while others offer options revsoft.org vabbitemu drive.  
I remember Inconclusive.  Monday, it only helps the average time for the program.  This publication is a sign of progress.

What is a vabbitemu [sic] drive? :P
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #25 on: April 06, 2011, 11:19:57 pm »
Hacking stuff makes me feel all fuzzy inside.

Reminds me of the equipment lost.

Not joking :P 56 times
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #26 on: April 07, 2011, 12:25:20 am »
Quote from: mikehill2003 on April 06, 2011, 01:41:43 pm
Somewhat NSFW (Duke Talk)
Spoiler For Spoiler:
Original text:

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum."

...56 translations later we get:

"Pump several times in other areas."

...56 translations later we get:

""If you visit the pump.""

...56 translations later we get:

""Thank you, looking at the pump.""

And even funnier:
(More Duke Nukem Quotes)
Spoiler For Spoiler:


"I'm not going to fight you, I'm gonna kick your ass"

...56 translations later we get:

"How can she sleep with me in the opposite direction."

LOL
Spoiler For Spoiler:
"wouldnt just deallocate memory? otherwise there would be no ram recovery programs would there?"

...56 translations later we get:

"It afanyara back if it is not really new?"
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #27 on: April 07, 2011, 12:34:23 am »
"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure" (which is as much Lorem Ipsum text I can stuff in 250 characters)

...56 translations later we get:

"Insididunt konsektetur adipisising arm addis ababa Dual Marty's injury problems in Infectious disease laboratory in the mountains eiusmod ullamko war games with the neighborhood to find the problem konsekuat komodoarikoyppa."

...56 translations later we get:

"Insididunt addis Ababa and the surrounding mountains, poor foot komodoarikoippa Marty konsektetur adipisising eiusmod konsekuat ullamko."
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #28 on: April 07, 2011, 01:54:29 am »
I was diagnosed with poor foot komodoarikoippa in Infectious disease laboratory.
Fortunately my foot komodiendienfoenfieks is not as bad as Dual Marty's injury problems.

war games:
"the only winning move is not to play"
Spoiler For Unfortunately,:
I lost.
Also,
Spoiler For NSFW Language:
Fuck you!
Amanepensyamapis!

Spoiler For Also NSFW:
AFRIKAANS : Fuck off.
Back to ENGLISH : Fuck off.
ALBANIAN : Fuck off.
Back to ENGLISH : Fuck off.
ARABIC : يمارس الجنس خارج.
Back to ENGLISH : Fuck off.
BELARUSIAN : Ебать с.
Back to ENGLISH : To fuck with.
BULGARIAN : За да се ебаваш с.
Back to ENGLISH : To fuck village
CATALAN : Al poble de merda
Back to ENGLISH : In the village of shit
CHINESE : 在村里的狗屎
Back to ENGLISH : Dog feces in the village
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 在村里狗屎
Back to ENGLISH : Dog feces in the village
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 在村里狗屎
Back to ENGLISH : Dog feces in the village
CROATIAN : Pas izmet u selu
Back to ENGLISH : Dog feces in the village
CZECH : Psí výkaly v obci
Back to ENGLISH : Dog feces in the village
DANISH : Hund afføring i landsbyen
Back to ENGLISH : Dog feces in the village
DUTCH : Hondenfaeces in het dorp
Back to ENGLISH : Dog feces in the village
ENGLISH : Dog feces in the village
Back to ENGLISH : Dog feces in the village
ESTONIAN : Koer fekaalid külas
Back to ENGLISH : Dog feces in the village
FILIPINO : Aso feces sa village
Back to ENGLISH : Dog feces in the village
FINNISH : Koiran ulosteet kylässä
Back to ENGLISH : Dog feces in the village
FRENCH : Dog excréments dans le village
Back to ENGLISH : Dog feces in the village
GALICIAN : Feces do can no pobo
Back to ENGLISH : Dog feces in the village
GERMAN : Hundekot im Dorf
Back to ENGLISH : Dog waste in the village
GREEK : Σκύλος αποβλήτων στο χωριό
Back to ENGLISH : Dog waste village
HAITIAN_CREOLE : Chen fatra vilaj
Back to ENGLISH : Chen waste village
HEBREW : חן בכפר פסולת
Back to ENGLISH : Chen village waste
HINDI : चेन गांव बेकार
Back to ENGLISH : Chen village waste
HUNGARIAN : Chen falu hulladék
Back to ENGLISH : Chen village waste
ICELANDIC : Chen þorp úrgangs
Back to ENGLISH : Chen village waste
INDONESIAN : Chen desa limbah
Back to ENGLISH : Chen village waste
IRISH : dramhaíola sráidbhaile Chen
Back to ENGLISH : Chen village waste
ITALIAN : Chen villaggio rifiuti
Back to ENGLISH : Chen village waste
JAPANESE : 陳村の廃棄物
Back to ENGLISH : Chen Village Waste
KOREAN : 첸 빌리지 폐기물
Back to ENGLISH : Chen Village Waste
LATVIAN : Chen Village Atkritumu
Back to ENGLISH : Chen Village Waste
LITHUANIAN : Chen Kaimas Waste
Back to ENGLISH : Chen Village Waste
MACEDONIAN : Чен селото отпад
Back to ENGLISH : Chen village waste
MALAY : Chen desa sisa
Back to ENGLISH : Chen village waste
MALTESE : skart raħal Chen
Back to ENGLISH : Chen village waste
NORWEGIAN : Chen landsbyen avfall
Back to ENGLISH : Chen village waste
PERSIAN : چن زباله های روستا
Back to ENGLISH : Chen village waste
POLISH : odpadów wiosce Chen
Back to ENGLISH : Chen village waste
PORTUGUESE : Chen resíduos aldeia
Back to ENGLISH : Chen waste village
PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : Chen vila de resíduos
Back to ENGLISH : Chen village waste
ROMANIAN : Chen sat deşeuri
Back to ENGLISH : Chen village waste
RUSSIAN : Чэнь деревне отходов
Back to ENGLISH : Chen village waste
SERBIAN : Чен село отпада
Back to ENGLISH : Chen village waste
SLOVAK : Chen dediny odpad
Back to ENGLISH : Chen village waste
SLOVENIAN : Chen vasi odpadkov
Back to ENGLISH : Chen village waste
SPANISH : Chen residuos pueblo
Back to ENGLISH : Chen village waste
SWAHILI : Chen kijiji taka
Back to ENGLISH : Chen village to
SWEDISH : Chen byn till
Back to ENGLISH : Chen village to
TAGALOG : Chen village sa
Back to ENGLISH : Chen village
THAI : เฉินวิลเลจ
Back to ENGLISH : Chen Village.
TURKISH : Chen Köyü.
Back to ENGLISH : Chen Village.
UKRAINIAN : Чень Village.
Back to ENGLISH : Chen Village.
VIETNAMESE : Chen Village.
Back to ENGLISH : Chen Village.
WELSH : Chen Pentref.
Back to ENGLISH : Chen Village.
YIDDISH : טשען ווילידזש.
Back to ENGLISH : Aromatic Village.
Aromatic Village!
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #29 on: April 07, 2011, 02:01:05 am »
"In addition to the game."

...56 translations later we get:

"Website"
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