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General Discussion => Other Discussions => Humour and Jokes => Topic started by: noahbaby94 on April 07, 2009, 10:01:26 pm

Title: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: noahbaby94 on April 07, 2009, 10:01:26 pm
To start things off.
<Netham45> They started fucking me over and had horrible uptime
<Netham45> so I stopped paying for it



Quote from: Entire IRC Quote database, as for 10/17/11
The entire IRC quotes list from rcfreak0 bot database:

Quote #1 - <DJ_Omni> SubaruZX well, I do believe in UFOs since January 2005, when I first heard about Netham45

Quote #2 - * +nitacku eats nethams sausage | <+nitacku> heh, maybe that sounds wrong

Quote #3 - *@Netham45 explodes!

Quote #4 - <@Netbot45> [geekboy] i rickroll you for the holidays i rick roll you for the holiday i rickroll you for the holidays with rick astleys good cheer!

Quote #5 - * +SubaruZX insults geekboy in Genoloan |<+SubaruZX> "loli loli loli geekboy loli" :P

Quote #6 - "It isn't really a problem, but it kind of scares me when people randomly quote me, like they are stalking me." -quoted from Netham45

Quote #7 - <@DJ_Omni> in 1086 days it's Dec 21th 2012 <@DJ_Omni> Netham45 day :P -12/31/09

Quote #8 - [15:21:19] Aug 31st 2009 <+ti-newb> I'm gonna go eat soon.. So I'm gonna get dressed | [15:21:22] * +ti-newb ([email protected]) Quit (Client Quit) | [15:21:34] <@Netham46> he was IRCing naked? :(

Quote #9 - [22:26:30] <@DJ_Omni> Netham45 faps to 711chan/i/ backgrounds

Quote #10 - <nitacku> i feel sorry for her customers (she cuts hair). Someone's gonna walk in the door and she shove their head down and yell "hit the ground! imma gonna 'nade these fckr's!" | *whips out electric razor* | BZZZZ!

Quote #11 - <SubaruZX> Geek Sadist: Building cat robots and installing Puppy Linux on them

Quote #12 - <SubaruZX> Geek Masochist: Going an entire week without using open source software

Quote #13 - <Iambian> I wanna be that little cherry-flavoured dragon and go about rawring at random people and looking for cherries. <Iambian> Because I wanna look kyoooot while doing it !!! ^_^

Quote #14 - <miotatsu> lobsteritis symptoms: pink names, blue scaley complexion, a strange urge for lobster food, and occasionally spontanious exploding, call a doctor if these symptoms last more than 24 hours

Quote #15 - <+SubaruZX> "The problem with this world and religion is that religion is all just different sides of the same coin. The fact the coin of religion has over 20 sides is what makes us all insane."

Quote #16 - <Iambian> crack + heroine == rs + wow

Quote #17 - <@Tribal> Chuck Norris said 2 weeks ago "Netham45 is a lobster."

Quote #18 - * geekboy i son the laptop cause the cops needs to be rebooted a few more times X.x

Quote #19 - <Genolo> i mounted sda4 in /mnt/penis |<Genolo> now it says [email protected] penis

Quote #20 - <SubaruZX> Holy zoning violation, batman, this is not a stable bridge

Quote #21 - <DJ_Omni> i still cant understand why no one in the TI community have made an asm IDE or compiler called .orgASM yet

Quote #22 - <SubaruZX> I will break you of this addiction even if it kills you ;; <SubaruZX> I'll need Netham45, several rolls of ducttape, a cured ham, and some jumper cables

Quote #23 - <Tribal>
<geekboy>Quoted as the most epic song ever XD (beside the rickroll :P)

Quote #24 - [18:22:49] <@DJ_Omni> a miotatsu draws near | [18:23:34] * @miotatsu ([email protected]) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

Quote #25 - [03:23:07] <nitacku> buried in the depths of the hard drive [03:23:17] <@Netham45> just like my porn stash

Quote #26 - <@Tribal> I swear, Hot_Dog mustard think we try to mess with him, while we are just trying to ketchup

Quote #27 - <+Speler> Yeah, but the morphine makes all that pain go away

Quote #28 - [21:18] * Iambian has joined #omnimaga, using ztrumpet (2wks 1day 48mins 10secs) ago.

Quote #29 - [18:56:23] <@geeknbox> any way afk i think its dinner time and my wrist has cramped up X.x [18:56:48] <@geeknbox> and im not in the mood to talk type one handedf [18:56:54] <@Netham45> ._. [18:57:01] <@Netham45> we don't want to know about you talking one handed

Quote #30 - [01:49:50] <+Genolo> netham is a lobster, iambian is a cherry-flavoured dragon [01:49:51] <+Genolo> what am i [01:49:54] <+Genolo> a pedophile? [01:49:58] <@Netham45> a pedophile. [01:50:01] <+Su[ZXCal]> a pedophile. [01:50:14] <+Iambian> A pedophile.

Quote #31 - <DJ_Omni> Xethyl it's cuming

Quote #32 - [01:30:01] <@DJ_Omni> 65 [01:30:18] <@DJ_Omni> 73 [01:30:29] <@rcfreak0> oO [01:30:33] <@DJ_Omni> Xethyl it's cuming [01:30:36] <@DJ_Omni> coming* [01:30:43] <@geekboy> lol [01:30:44] <@Netham45> hurgh

Quote #33 - @geekboy pokes zerwh0a and Tribal for a few rounds of goty [21:34] <@Tribal> One sec [21:35] <+zerwh0a> might find girl....get laid... must keep from going to goty [21:35] <@geekboy> LOL

Quote #34 - 'readme quote Iambian Cadan' Just please play the game in a padded room should you attempt the lunatic mode.

Quote #35 - <@Tribal> Genolo, there's a loli in the channel, catch it \\| <@Tribal> QUICKLY BEFORE IT GETS AWAY MAN \\| * +Genolo raps loli \\| * +Genolo rapes loli

Quote #36 - * Ping reply from Jarvis: 79.15 second(s)* Ping reply from HAL: 57.23 second(s)

Quote #37 - * SirCmpwn increases the brightness on his screen <DJ_Omni> i never put mine too high <DJ_Omni> it just hurts my eyes after a while x.x (even on LSD) <DJ_Omni> er x.x <DJ_Omni> LCD*

Quote #38 - [21:25] <stephan> i went on mudkipz.ws yesterday spamming my virtual machine with erratic internet explorer windows. i have joined the nerd clan XD [21:26] <stephan> its so fun lol

Quote #39 - [01:47:07] <@DJ_Omni> I'm offf [01:47:10] <@DJ_Omni> so good night [01:47:10] <+Ti-newb> Awsomeee

Quote #40 - * SirCmpwn tears off Genolo's small sack and burns it * SubaruZX hides behind rcfreak0 harder <Genolo> HARDER? <SirCmpwn> BETTER? <SubaruZX> FASTER? <SirCmpwn> STRONGER?

Quote #41 - <+SubaruZX> I prefer to use / The esteemed art of Haik-fu / Take that, SirCmpwn! | <+SirCmpwn> Your Haik-fu skills remain \ inadequately failing \ Kiss my ass, ZX | <+SubaruZX> SirCmpwn fails / Haiku is five-seven-five / Not six-seven-five | <+SirCmpwn> fuck

Quote #42 - [02:24] <@Tribal> Netham45[02:24] <@Tribal> Get on[02:24] <@Tribal> pl0x[02:24] <@Tribal> kthx[02:24] <@geekboy> lol[02:24] <@Tribal> where are u[02:24] <@Tribal> move it[02:24] <@Tribal> Get your buns in gear[02:25] <@Tribal> Don't make me warm 'em up[02:25] <@Tribal> CUM ON MAN

Quote #43 - <+SubaruZX> Netham man! Netham man! Does whatever a lobster can!

Quote #44 - <geekboy> what happened to lun.gz <Will_W> I don't need lun.gz

Quote #45 - <calc84> wait what? <calc84> lol trolls don't care <SubaruZX> ^ <SirCmpwn> ^ <Tribal> v <ztrumpet> < <SirCmpwn> } <Tribal> &

Quote #46 - <Tribal> strong wind is string

Quote #47 - [16:48:33] <@Tribal> DJ_Omni, [16:48:38] <@Tribal> Wecome

Quote #48 - [15:44:35] <SirCmpwn> Genolo, all over the keyboard, right?

Quote #49 - <podeki> I probably shouldn't be on here, right now. I'm in Game Programming right now. <podeki> if Gardiner looks over and I'm not playing games, <podeki> then clearly I must be screwing around.

Quote #50 - * ztrumpet sees in Black and White, but if he can blink fast enough there are 4 levels of greyscaleHowever, calc84 sees in Black and White, but he can blink fast enough that there are 8 levels of greyscale!

Quote #51 - * geekboy is now known as geek|ani <@geek|ani> afkish anime time (first time in like 3 weeks it seems XD * @DJ_Omni changes geek|ani nick to geek|hent <@geek|ani> X.x

Quote #52 - <SubaruZX> DJ was being fair by not joining <SubaruZX> if DJ had joined <SubaruZX> he would have whooped us all with RickRollja

Quote #53 - <SubaruZX> Eh, you still have me :P <SirCmpwn> wait, is that supposed to be comforting?

Quote #54 - <Will_W> BLASPHAMY!!! * Will_W burns SirCmpwn3 at the stake <Will_W> BURN THE WITCH <SirCmpwn3> oh, right. im on fire. umm, argh?

Quote #55 - <@SubaruZX> Idle hands are Rick Astley's workshop

Quote #56 - <_player1537> Loud music+colored pencils+deadline+blank paper=decent drawing

Quote #57 - <@SubaruZX> I don't count the one whom must never be named `-` | <+juju2143> Voldemort was your GF?

Quote #58 - [02/02/2007-21:58:28] <~xlibman> but what if services are down? [02/02/2007-21:58:33] * &xLIB ([email protected]) Quit (sumorez.dragon-fire.org services.dragon-fire.org)

Quote #59 - everything in chronololical order

Quote #60 - [18:04:21] <qazz42> I cant seem to find kerm even though the chat says he is here. Know where he is lurking? [18:04:32] <@rcfreak0> hes pron afk

Quote #61 - <Weregoose> http://yizzle.com/whatthehex/ | <Weregoose> Do you think that I should make a TI-Basic port? | <SubaruZX> porting that to TI-BASIC would give you ... 10 colors to choose from? | <SubaruZX> white, black, grey, grey, grey, grey, grey, grey, grey, and grey?

Quote #62 - <@geekboy>infront of a computer is so much better for the skin all that radiation from that old crt your using helps your complexion XD

Quote #63 - [01:27:36] <+Juju> gn | [spybot45 notifications] | [01:54:34] * DJ Omnimaga eats Buckeye | [01:55:16] * Buckeye1 has joined #omnimaga | [01:55:16] * Buckeye Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) | [01:55:57] <DJ Omnimaga> that works

Quote #64 - * calcdude manifests his conciousness as pure energy | * @geekboy eats him | <calcdude> you can't eat pure energy! | * @geekboy drinks him with a straw then

Quote #65 - <@Tribal> I shat myself once

Quote #66 - <SpyBot45> New Post by merthsoft in fuck fuck fuck shit fuck fuck http://www.cemetech.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=104490#104490

Quote #67 - [02:59:53] * Fawful ([email protected]) has joined #omnimaga [03:00:30] * Fawful ([email protected]) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [03:00:36] <@Luther> O.O [03:02:16] * @DJ_Omni smacks KED [03:02:41] * +KED ([email protected]) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out)

Quote #68 - <SirCmpwn> do it again! harder this time!

Quote #69 - [19:19:28] <@bwang> BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! [...] [19:22:24] <@DJ_Omni> :O [19:22:36] <@DJ_Omni> bwang got nitacku'ified too [...] [19:23:16] * nitacku ([email protected]) has joined #omnimaga

Quote #70 - <Netham45_> I get it wet and freeze it

Quote #71 - <+Snake_X> WOOOOOOOOOWWWWW..... look at this one <+Snake_X> http://notalwaysright.com/a-b-c-easy-as-d-u-h/5086 <+SubaruGeh> MY BRAIN <+SubaruGeh> TOO MUCH STUPID

Quote #72 - <@DJ_Omni>pizza is cocking <+Snake_X>cooking* <@DJ_Omni>er x.x

Quote #73 - <smmagic> DJ_Omni, you eat my balls? D:

Quote #74 - [18:57:04] <Snake_X> !quit [18:57:08] * qazz42 ([email protected]) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out) [18:57:20] <Snake_X> whoops wrong person

Quote #75 - <j-b-r>I have it right here in my pants <Genolo>*Genolo reaches inside j-b-r's pants for the calc <DWHorizon>*DWHorizon rips off j-b-r's pants <Genolo> you just forcibly ripped my hand out of his pants

Quote #76 - <DJ Omnimaga> 3840x2160 HD 60 frames per second uncompressed porn movies <OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> in black and white <calcdude84se> Yeah, I know :(

Quote #77 - [11:59:52] <+Tribal> BrandonW [12:03:54] * +Tribal ([email protected]) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out) [12:19:21] <Snake_X> BrandonW must be too powerful for him...

Quote #78 - <+calcdude> my mispelling was unintentional <+calcdude> alternate version: <+calcdude> my mislpelign wsa uinntetninola <yunhua98> XD <Deep Thought> You accidentally "mispel"?

Quote #79 - [21:46:40] * Deep Thought comes [21:46:53] <@Netham45> I read that totally out of context [21:46:58] * Deep Thought realizes that he is out of order [21:46:59] <yunhua98> too late. :P

Quote #80 - <Iambian> And also. This hotspot sucks <Iambian> Too many outages. * Iambian has quit ()

Quote #81 - [22:57:39] <Michl3545> I have determined where the 45 in Netham45 comes from:[22:57:41] <Michl3545> 666   number of the beast[22:57:42] <Michl3545> 5 number of uropods on a lobster[22:57:44] <Michl3545> 74 The number of stars obtained by Spongebob Squarepants in his driving school[22:57:46] <Michl3545> 666 * 5 / 74 = 45

Quote #82 - <Michl3545> ...do lobsters even wear clothes?

Quote #83 - [23:19:46] <@Netham45> speaking of porn [23:19:48] <@Netham45> brb [23:20:04] <@SirCmpwn> Netham45: turn off the mic, i dont want to hear tha

Quote #84 - <@yzTheGame> in my opinion 89T>V400, because 89T fits in a pocket.  [17:45:14] <@yzTheGame> *V200 [17:45:25] <@Deep_Blue> V400 ... nice. [17:45:27] (O) New post by ASHBAD_ALVIN in Xeverion http://omniurl.tk/5184/83880 [17:45:28] <+TC01> The Voyage 400 also can't fit in your pocket [17:45:36] <+TC01> *400 Quantum [17:45:36] <@Deep_Blue> http://www.

Quote #85 - [00:29:56] <nemo> scrolling through a 768 character long string is not fun. [00:30:31] <@Netham45> Now you know how your calculator feels every time you recall a picture. [00:31:07] <+Genolo> lol

Quote #86 - <+TC01> The Voyage 400 also can't fit in your pocket <@Deep_Blue> http://goo.gl/pc2xM <@yzTheGame> http://goo.gl/pc2xM <@Deep_Blue> HA <@yzTheGame> ninja'd <@Deep_Blue> Ninja'd. <@Deep_Blue> Wow. <@Deep_Blue> I got ninja ninja'd <@yzTheGame> Double ninja'd <@Deep_Blue> Ninja'd. <@Deep_Blue> Again.

Quote #87 - <aeTIos> why cant I? <TC01> You're not an operator <@apcalc> you are not a channel operator <aeTIos> ah <@apcalc> ninjad'<TC01> I ninja'd you.<TC01> Fail.

Quote #88 - <DJ Omnimaga> I hate cocking D: <Darl181> spelling fail x.x <calcdude> :P <DJ Omnimaga> oops x.

Quote #89 - <nemo> i did it in the most awkward way too. she was packing up at her locker, halfway on the floor and i was like "I need you to look at this", handed her it, she seemed really excited.. even though i had just asked her out via a z80 processor... and then we awkwardly stood there

Quote #90 - [18:26:57] <DJ Omnimaga> I meant to ask Builderboy if he was planning to port his xLIB clone to Axe at one point    [18:27:31] <DJ Omnimaga> That Shit clone was fucking awesome for xLIB too

Quote #91 - <graphmastur> I was about to say we could share a room if we were going, but thought that might get addquote'ed, so didn'

Quote #92 - [16:16:53] <@DWHorizon> http://goo.gl/QMET awesome song is awesome [16:17:02] <@OmnomIRC> <ScoutDavid> http://goo.gl/K5f4I [16:17:04] <@OmnomIRC> <ScoutDavid> Omg no [16:17:09] <@OmnomIRC> <ScoutDavid> I can't have ben ninja'd like that

Quote #93 - [16:24:52] <+McCoy> and welcome back, space bar    [16:25:08] * Fishbot waves at McCoy's space bar.    [16:25:26] * +McCoy 's space bra waves back.

Quote #94 - [5:30pm] <Scout> McCoy: Don't imagine guys with bras. A girl in my class has a picture of me wearing a bra. She blackmails me all the time

Quote #95 - <Ashbad> A featured game is one that makes you shit your pants when you run it the first time. Methinks.

Quote #96 - [09:20:45] * yunhua98 is working on Tap Tap [09:20:53] <yunhua98> but doesn't know how to do music yet [09:20:59] <yunhua98> . :P [09:21:12] <yunhua98> err... late period [09:21:20] <yunhua98> wiat, that sounded wierd

Quote #97 - <Eeems> http://eeems.pastebin.com/L2xfE8SR | <calc84> Eeems, addquote? :

Quote #98 - <Eeems> wow, for a second I thought I was having a waking nightmare | <calc84> O_o? | <Eeems>I thought I saw the mac pointer hand instead of the windows one

Quote #99 - <DJ Omnimaga> hi Cooliojzz <DJ Omnimaga> Also the Jzz part of your nick sounds... wrong

Quote #100 - [12:34:40] <Scout> omnoms DJ[12:34:42] <@OmnomIRC> * Qwerty.55 omnoms DJ[12:34:46] <Scout> ninja'd[12:34:47] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> hi[12:34:48] <@OmnomIRC> <Qwerty.55> Ninja'd[12:34:52] <Scout> ninja'd ninja'd[12:34:54] <@OmnomIRC> <Qwerty.55> Double ninja'd/[12:34:58] <Scout> triple ninja[12:35:01] <@OmnomIRC> <Qwerty.55> Triple/

Quote #101 - <@Deep_Blue> !quote 86 <@Jarvis> Quote #86 ... <Fishbot> !quote 100 <+Runer112> Deep_Blue <@Jarvis> Quote #100 ... <+Runer112> !quote 100 <@Jarvis> Quote #100 - ... <+Runer112> damn <+Runer112> ninja'd <@Deep_Blue> o.O <+Runer112> ninja'd shwoing a ninja'd quote lol

Quote #102 - <Iambian> Okay. It's SFW, unless your employer doesn't like the idea of "blood raining everywhere"

Quote #103 - [10:13:43] <@DWH> !dropkick yunhua98 [10:14:02] * @rcfreak0 ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 480 seconds) [10:14:12] <@yunhua98> you missed and kicked rcfreak off the channel!

Quote #104 - [19:15:59] <@rcfreak0> !seen waldo [19:15:59] <@Jarvis> I found no results for your LastSeen query.

Quote #105 - * DWHAFKNAO eats CoolioJaz's nuts | <DWHAFKNAO> *steals

Quote #106 - <Xeda112358> That's okay, I was looking for some papers in my bag for class and I couldn't figure out how the search function worked.

Quote #107 - <ztrumpet> lol, I just looked for the 'XTthetaN' button on the computer so I wouldn't have to hold down shift while I hit 'X'

Quote #108 - <Genolo> I LOST MY INNER LOLI

Quote #109 - 23:05 DJ_Omni Fishbot yes. When the screen is turned off, I see through the earth

Quote #110 - * Runer112 is now known as Penis <geekds> !kick Runer112 bad <geekds> i like how you saw that cumming <Runer112> lol <Runer112> cumming

Quote #111 - <DJ_O> Brb goof <DJ_O> food*

Quote #112 - <SirCmpwn> but maybe in the CP folder... *** Fishbot [[email protected]_thegame.net] has quit [Err...]

Quote #113 - [17:02:59] <+Runer112> man my arm is going to be so sore after today

Quote #114 - <@SirCmpwn> geekboy, you get a flaming homosexual to follow you around <@geekboy> i have one of those <@geekboy> what else we got

Quote #115 - [18:15:05] <Darl181> we just got a giant one, it's like 18 inches wide :P

Quote #116 - [14:08:51] <Qwerty.55> When your power goes off, you don't boot again.

Quote #117 - [22:19:33] <Runer112> he isn't wearing pants... [22:19:40] <shmibs> what? [22:19:47] <Runer112> DJ_O [22:20:02] <shmibs> ah, ok [22:20:07] <shmibs> i respect that decision

Quote #118 - <Iambian> Urk. It's a pain doing it on my phone

Quote #119 - <Runer112> and the sauce tasted like hot dogs <geekds> lol <alberthro> cocktail sauce? :P <Zeda> Oh, jeez <OmnomIRC> <Hot_Dog> wow <OmnomIRC> <jkag> ahaha

Quote #120 - [20:28:01] <+alberthro> Oh, and 2 more little suggestions: 1) reimplement omnicalc's fast app menu, since you say that it needs extra ram to run; 2) 1,1cock saving! Yes, this might be the best idea, but it will save me time in the future when changing time :P

Quote #121 - <Runer112> yeah, abuse is good

Quote #122 - <SpyBot45> (O) New post by in http://omniurl.tk//

Quote #123 - [16:07:23] <+Runer112> domain names are like girls, all the good ones are taken, but you can always get one from a foreign country!"

Quote #124 - <OmnomIRC> (O)<Qwerty.55> Scariest moments in video game history: <OmnomIRC> (O)<graphmastur> Netham45!!!

Quote #125 - <DJ_O> hi shmibs and loliness \ <DJ_O> er \ <DJ_O> leafiness \ * leafiness has quit

Quote #126 - <Qwerty.55> Hm, I just accidentally OS v2.55 <calc84> accidentally installed? D: <Qwerty.55> No, completely screwed it up. <Qwerty.55> Memory errors, messed up cursor, screens not erasing properly, etc. <Qwerty.55> Oh, also random RAM clears. <Ashbad> Sounds like it's working normally

Quote #127 - <SirCmpwn> that's right <SirCmpwn> give me some AMERICA <SirCmpwn> FUCK YEAH <SirCmpwn> Here in AMERICA we don't just stop at an annoying cat made of toast, we put it on a motherfucking calculator <SirCmpwn> AMERICA <SirCmpwn> FUCK YEAH

Quote #128 - <DJ_O> quote works <DJ_O> but they,re independent from other chans <DJ_O> for SFW purposes [15:47:59] <DJ_O> !quote [15:48:00] <@Dogbert> Quote #30 - [01:49:50] <+Genolo> netham is a lobster, iambian is a cherry-flavoured dragon [01:49:51] <+Genolo> what am i [01:49:54] <+Genolo> a pedophile? [01:49:58] <@Netham45> a pedophile. [01:50:01] <+Su[ZXCal]> a pedophile. [01:50:14] <+Iambian>

Quote #129 - * SirCmpwn rubs shaving cream on his foot

Quote #130 - <SirCmpwn> idk. I'm the one licking the _other_ side of your face

Quote #131 - * Qwerty.55 is writing a post on intense meth now that geekboy mentions it

Quote #132 - SirCmpwn> ATTENTION PARENTS: I AM VERY HAPPY TO HAVE LEFT AND HAVE ENJOYED A LARGE AMOUNT OF PORN SINCE LEAVING, AND ALSO HAVE INGESTED A LARGE SELECTION OF ILLICIT DRUGS

Quote #133 - DJ_O I'm feeling so high right now. I turned my Casio prizm with the back facing me and there's a small hole above the battery cover, leaving the smell coming out. It's so intense. Ti-Programmer okkkkkk.... don't hurt yourself DJ_O but seriously, that smell... DJ_O what did casio do? "Teacher?" "Hmm?" "I need a new calculator." "Why?" "Cause i'm getting high when i sniff the battery hole."

Quote #134 - <Runer112> and how to speed up your computer by deleting system32 * JustCause has quit (Remote host closed the connection) <Runer112> ^ tried to speed up his computer

Quote #135 - <thepenguin77> now, if you want to get extreme, there is one more thing you can do, just to be absolutely sure that your calculator is fresh: <Runer112> FRESHEN IT <Runer112> WITH FEBREEZE

Quote #136 - [22:59] <+Iambian> Speaking of violence... [22:59] * New post by DJ_O in Winning the game since 3 years

Quote #137 - [19:56] * Fishbot says quote 138 is so much greater than quote 137 or #138

Quote #138 - this is spam and makes you lose the game

Quote #139 - [01:50:42] <+mib_tfbsx> Bieberboy [01:50:44] <+mib_tfbsx> er [01:50:50] <+mib_tfbsx> Builderboy* x.x [01:50:54] * mib_tfbsx is now known as DJ_O [01:51:55] * +DJ_O runs away
Title: Re: #Omnimaga quotes
Post by: Speler on April 07, 2009, 10:02:11 pm
Funniest quote ever said by anyone ever on #omnimaga.
Title: Re: #Omnimaga quotes
Post by: Netham45 on April 07, 2009, 10:04:33 pm
And that's why I don't use 'ultrawebsitehosting' anymore!
Title: Re: #Omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 08, 2009, 01:49:19 am
I thought it was Surpasshosting? I remember you had full of troubles with them, and they blamed everything on you.

Necroedit (2014): Updated quote list including the 2005 quotes: http://quotes.omnimaga.org/
Title: Re: #Omnimaga quotes
Post by: allynfolksjr on April 09, 2009, 06:52:29 pm
This isn't that funny at all...
Title: Re: #Omnimaga quotes
Post by: simplethinker on April 09, 2009, 07:59:26 pm
This isn't that funny at all...
You have to have a sufficiently disturbed mind to understand.  Be thankful you didn't burst out laughing ;)
Title: Re: #Omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 09, 2009, 10:55:57 pm
This isn't that funny at all...
Blame Netham45
Title: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 08, 2009, 04:53:00 am
Since there's no Quote database avaliable yet (permanently) for #omnimaga IRC channel, I thought it would be cool to just post quotes here.

August 31st 09
[15:21:19] <+ti-newb> I'm gonna go eat soon.. So I'm gonna get dressed
[15:21:22] * +ti-newb ([email protected]) Quit (Client Quit)
[15:21:34] <@Netham46> he was IRCing naked? :(


We will never forget THE quote, though:
*nitacku eats Netham45 sausage

(I think we were talking about food on that last one, but it ended up wrong and got quoted alone. That was over a year ago)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: JoeyBelgier on September 08, 2009, 03:40:51 pm
XD lmao
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: necro on September 08, 2009, 04:33:46 pm
lolz?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Eeems on September 08, 2009, 11:21:25 pm
Quote
[10:34:46] <+TsukasaZX> "If pigs could talk and communicate with us, would we verbally greet them by saying 'How's it shakin', bacon?' or would that be considered an interspecial slur?"
06[10:34:55] * +Tribal is away burning Ubuntu 9.04
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Builderboy on September 09, 2009, 12:18:14 am
lmao! (http://www.lotrplaza.com/forum/smileys/smiley30.gif)

Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Netham45 on September 09, 2009, 03:47:14 pm

Lawl.

 8)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Eeems on September 11, 2009, 06:10:43 pm
Quote
(4:09:31 PM) ***TsukasaZX noms onna one'a DJ's fingers
(4:09:58 PM) ***LuGher noms onna teh stupid nick thing >:|
(4:09:59 PM) TsukasaZX: you have 9 others... so you don't need this one, right?
(4:10:12 PM) Eeems: lol
Quote
(5:42:52 PM) ***TsukasaZX digs out his Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device and uses that to quickly move stuff to the basement
(5:46:07 PM) TsukasaZX: Aperture Science! We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying until you run out of cake. And the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive!"
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 12, 2009, 04:04:26 am
Not really in #omnimaga but apparently posted somewhere

<Netham45> I microwaved a chihuahua in that microwave. *YIP* *YIP* *YIP* *YIP* *YIP* *YIP* ... *silence* ... *YIP* *POP* RIP Fluffy. *Ding* Timers done. <William> Netham45... I would not wanna clean up that mess.better to bury the microwave
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: JoeyBelgier on November 26, 2009, 04:28:17 pm
Not rly from #omnimaga but we were both at it on that moment :P
One of our rather philosophical conversations during this summer xD

Quote
[22:27]   <TsukasaZX>   "According to some, every possible outcome that can occur has occured in a parallel reality. I like that idea. Why? Because it means that in an infinite number of universes, I am Batman."
[22:28]   <_NF_>   XD
   <TsukasaZX>   This is why I don't completely disregard science :P
   <_NF_>   lol
[22:29]   <TsukasaZX>   And in one universe, we're ALL Batman :O
[22:30]   a universe of batmans.... sounds very emo
   <_NF_>   lol XD
[22:31]   in one universe I have morals and a good working TI84+ and you have a girl and drink beer like an alcoholicus and all the Omnimaga members are living in one city! D:
   <TsukasaZX>   creepy....
[22:32]   <_NF_>   lol :p
[22:33]   which part, me having morals or all living in the same city :P
   <TsukasaZX>   in some universe, we're both geniuses :D
   and yes :P
[22:34]   *shudder*, in one universe, pants were never invented....
   <_NF_>   in one universe we are master C++ programmers and calc84 is a dehydratated cactus on my desk 0:<
   <TsukasaZX>   XD
   LOL!
   <_NF_>   XD
   <TsukasaZX>   in some universe, you're a girl.... creepy
   <_NF_>   D:
[22:37]   in some universe, there is no 4chan :O
[22:38]   <_NF_>   i don't go to 4chan
   D:
[22:39]   <TsukasaZX>   there's really no point to it. I wanna live in that universe that doesn't have it :O
   <_NF_>   :p
   <TsukasaZX>   it only exists for porn and origami :P
[22:40]   <_NF_>   in one universe, they have combined both
   o.o
   <TsukasaZX>   Pornigami? O_o
   <_NF_>   OMG!
   xD
[22:41]   <TsukasaZX>   that sounds like a section of the kama sutra
   <_NF_>   hope u don't get a papercut
   D:
   <TsukasaZX>   lol

extra; I did not want to offend calc84maniac, I just mean I'm jalous at him for his überskillz ^^
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Tribal on November 26, 2009, 04:34:33 pm
Alternate realities are awesome, and such a fact that I am president of the world, in one at least.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: JoeyBelgier on November 26, 2009, 04:35:34 pm
and somewhere, I am a dehydrated cactus myself D:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Geekboy1011 on November 26, 2009, 05:03:45 pm
true and not to mention tribal your also bill gates in another dimension

*geekboy1011 attacks bill gates for the fail that is IE :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Eeems on November 26, 2009, 05:29:03 pm
and I could actually rule the world as well
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Geekboy1011 on November 26, 2009, 08:25:04 pm
this is what happen when you eat to much turkey on thanks giving (or is it to little ??? )

<rcfreak0>   btw dont ever mix white wine, seagrums and mt.dew = f*ckin nasty

<rcfreak0> the seagrams by it self is nice :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: rcfreak0 on November 26, 2009, 09:55:23 pm
It what happens when you drink that nasty mix then dont feel like eating anything else for a while  :(  lol
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: ztrumpet on November 26, 2009, 10:16:59 pm
...And in one universe I've compleated the compleat Illusiat 13!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 27, 2009, 12:18:49 am
Lol, I hope your final boss was not Rick Astley, though
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 15, 2009, 10:26:48 pm
The most secure botnet ever!

[22:21:42] <@Netham45> !voiceall
[22:21:42] * Netbot45 sets mode: +vvv TD-Linux SubaruZX JoeYoung
[22:21:42] * Netbot45 sets mode: +vvv Goplat geno_ DSP_Lord
[22:21:42] * Netbot45 sets mode: +vv debrouxl_ Acaceol
[22:21:42] * @Netbot45 ([email protected]) Quit (Excess Flood)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Eeems on December 15, 2009, 10:51:33 pm
Lol!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Builderboy on December 15, 2009, 11:00:54 pm
(http://fc09.deviantart.com/fs20/f/2007/283/9/7/_facepalm__by_Chimpantalones.gif)  Lol, security fail! XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Geekboy1011 on December 15, 2009, 11:26:25 pm
ouch ......do it again XD just do !mkick :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 16, 2009, 01:24:35 am
Nah that's in X-Chat, if you do /mick as op it kicks an entire channel in one hit. Don't use this, though x.x
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Galandros on December 16, 2009, 04:26:38 am
Nah that's in X-Chat, if you do /mick as op it kicks an entire channel in one hit. Don't use this, though x.x
/me run away from kicks.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: ztrumpet on December 16, 2009, 04:25:08 pm
Nice. :)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Eeems on December 16, 2009, 06:15:46 pm
/me is an android, kicks don't effect him
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: ztrumpet on December 21, 2009, 12:21:50 pm
Quote
[12:06] <SubaruZX> still working on making a smooth and fast movement engine
[12:06] <ztrumpet> ah
[12:06] <SubaruZX> but I still don't quite understand the engine code BBoy gave me to work off of
[12:06] <ztrumpet> lol
[12:06] <SubaruZX> it's designed for an 8x8 pixel sprite
[12:06] <SubaruZX> Samus is 8x16 pixels in my game
[12:06] <ztrumpet> Builderboy's awesome and so is his code, but it helps to understand it...
[12:06] <SubaruZX> mhmm
[12:07] <SubaruZX> Builderboy's code should come with a warning label
[12:07] <ztrumpet> lol
[12:07] <SubaruZX> "Do not attempt to understand if you are not as l33t as the creator"
[12:07] <ztrumpet> Yeah, although I can understand it all, except for Peggle...
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 21, 2009, 12:41:11 pm
lol
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Builderboy on December 21, 2009, 12:42:28 pm
Hahaha! lol

I can help you if you want :)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: nitacku on December 23, 2009, 01:10:02 pm
Since there's no Quote database avaliable yet (permanently) for #omnimaga IRC channel, I thought it would be cool to just post quotes here.

August 31st 09
[15:21:19] <+ti-newb> I'm gonna go eat soon.. So I'm gonna get dressed
[15:21:22] * +ti-newb ([email protected]) Quit (Client Quit)
[15:21:34] <@Netham46> he was IRCing naked? :(


We will never forget THE quote, though:
*nitacku eats Netham45 sausage

(I think we were talking about food on that last one, but it ended up wrong and got quoted alone. That was over a year ago)

x.x
why.... why is that still floating around..../me looks for nearest tall building/clock tower/radio mast/bridge to jump off of :P


on second thought, it still lives because DJ is spreading the word like the bubonic plague!/me goes hunting for DJ's with a new GAU-8 Avenger
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 23, 2009, 01:12:52 pm
Lol :P

On top of that now that #omnimaga logs got a search engine, I can finally track exactly when it was said (providing my computer was on at the same time) :D

Nice to see yoU're still around tho ^^
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 24, 2009, 03:05:16 pm
Ok I found the exact date the Nitacku quote was posted now: May 27th 2008 at 11:05 PM!

Quote
[23:04:46] <~Netham45> I got sausage
[23:04:47] <~Netham45> ^.^
[23:04:53] <~Netham45> sausage and apple pie!
[23:04:58] <~Netham45> HUZZA!
[23:04:59] <~Netham45> :D
[23:05:11] <~Netham45> nasty sounding but tasty
[23:05:13] <~Netham45> ^.^
[23:05:56] * +nitacku eats nethams sausage
[23:06:09] <+nitacku> heh, maybe that sounds wrong
[23:06:18] <&DJ_Omnimaga> ...
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: ztrumpet on December 24, 2009, 03:54:18 pm
Hrm, who is to blame here....
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 24, 2009, 04:08:35 pm
mhmm considering something that an apple pie contains, plus the sausage, Netham45's lines also sounds nasty x.x
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Netham45 on December 24, 2009, 11:42:26 pm
Hrm, who is to blame here....

I'm never to blame.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Eeems on December 25, 2009, 12:23:20 am
We can always Blane the squirrel :p
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 25, 2009, 12:59:42 am
if you refer to Cooliojazz he wasn't even here back in May 2008 :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Eeems on December 25, 2009, 01:33:18 am
I was :p And why not? We can just put all ye blame on him...he can be our blame goat :p or something like that :p
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 25, 2009, 02:06:25 am
Lol
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: JCW on December 25, 2009, 05:44:07 am
Hrm, who is to blame here....

I'm never to blame.

G Man :o
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 25, 2009, 05:51:02 am
i didn't notice Netham45 post until today :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: ztrumpet on January 06, 2010, 04:55:10 pm
Quote
[14:46:01] <@Tribal> huh
[14:46:02] <@Tribal> weird
[14:46:17] <@Tribal> This little weather app on my dekstop
[14:46:27] <@Tribal> Just notified me there is a winter storm watch...
[14:46:33] <@Tribal> IT'S LIKE TV WITH INTERNET
[14:46:37 * @Tribal hugs computer
[14:47:10] <+SubaruZX> lol
[14:47:40] <@rcfreak0> lol
[14:50:00] <+ztrumpet> lol
[14:50:40 * +ztrumpet ztrumpet is being attacked by a rabbid monkey Subaru!
[14:50:45] <+ztrumpet> It burns!
[14:50:47] <+ztrumpet> ....
[14:50:49 * +ztrumpet (OmniPJIRC) Quit (Quit: Omnimaga: The Coders of Tomorrow | http://www.omnimaga.org)
[14:51:01] <+SubaruZX> ._.
[14:51:06] <+SubaruZX> <.<
[14:51:07] <+SubaruZX> >.>
[14:51:10] <+SubaruZX> wasn't me
[14:51:12 * +SubaruZX runs
[14:51:14] <@rcfreak0> lol
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 07, 2010, 12:12:45 am
lol

Talking about TV with internet, over here there used to be that device called Videoway that you could rent with the cable company and it allowed you to view astrology, weather, exchange rates, play games and various other things on your TV. It was like some primitive form of Internet, 8-bit style





I think it lasted through most of the '90s
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Eeems on January 07, 2010, 01:27:51 am
Lol, hmm, it's strange that I never heard about that...
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 07, 2010, 01:35:11 am
Yeah I think it was only avaliable over here and maybe in UK

Over here it's my ISP/cable company (Vidéotron) that distributed it
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: ztrumpet on January 07, 2010, 05:33:54 pm
Oh boy,
Quote
[17:29] *** ztrumpet is now known as zturnip
[17:29] <zturnip> :D
[17:30] * zturnip is being chased by SubaruZX yelling "I wanna turnip!" over and over and over and over and...
[17:30] *** zturnip is now known as zOMNONM
[17:30] <SubaruZX> hey, stop insinuating I like turnips :(
[17:30] <zOMNONM> :D
[17:30] <geekboy> lol
[17:30] * geekboy asks
[17:31] <SubaruZX> I'm more of a rhubarg person
[17:31] <zOMNONM> trumpet sounds like turnip
[17:31] <geekboy> do you like mudkipz???
[17:31] <SubaruZX> *rhubarb
[17:31] <zOMNONM> me too
[17:31] *** geekboy is now known as mudkipz`
[17:31] * zOMNONM ignores geekboy... D:
[17:31] * mudkipz` eats zOMNONM
[17:31] *** mudkipz` is now known as geekboy
[17:31] <zOMNONM> zOMNONM
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Builderboy on January 07, 2010, 10:44:46 pm
Code: [Select]
<bboy> Alright I'm done now :p
* bboy has quit (Client Quit)
* calc84 eats bboy
* bboy ([email protected]) has joined #omnimaga
* bboy eats calc84
* bboy has quit (Client Quit)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 07, 2010, 10:50:33 pm
Lol were you watching logs?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Builderboy on January 07, 2010, 10:52:42 pm
No, i have physic abilities :D

O.o I know what you're thinking!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: ztrumpet on January 08, 2010, 07:48:37 am
That's funny, but how did you do it?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 08, 2010, 11:50:14 am
I have no clue really. He might have read the logs, but again, similar things happened to me before. I did !seen tr1p1ea then tr1p1ea would appear right before the bot responds, even thought back then #omnimaga logs were not avaliable publicly
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: calc84maniac on January 08, 2010, 12:47:27 pm
It was when he was logged in on both his PC and iPod Touch :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Builderboy on January 08, 2010, 12:57:50 pm
Yep :P that was it, I was testing out my new itouch :D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 08, 2010, 04:44:41 pm
oh wait i forgot he was still connected form other client :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: ztrumpet on January 08, 2010, 04:51:29 pm
lol, very, very nice. ;D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Eeems on January 08, 2010, 06:16:25 pm
lol :P
YAY! another itouch user!!
some apps you must get:
Eliminate Pro
tap tap revenge 3
mercury Browser
Omniverse Live
PandoraBox
Chip8 Emu
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 08, 2010, 09:32:24 pm
I can't wait for a $50-100 brand new itouch

I don't want to pay $200 for an handled
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Eeems on January 08, 2010, 11:10:10 pm
Lol, yeah...it took a while to save up for mine...
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Builderboy on January 09, 2010, 12:23:55 am
I had a lot of money stashed away from a summer job two years ago, so i was all set :)  Its the same fund that bought the laptop i am using to type this ^^
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: allynfolksjr on January 09, 2010, 02:03:10 pm
Yuck, how can you stand the iphone/itouch?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Eeems on January 09, 2010, 02:36:38 pm
Yuck, how can you stand being a troll?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: allynfolksjr on January 09, 2010, 03:46:35 pm
I'm being totally serious. Those are such crappy devices...
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Eeems on January 09, 2010, 05:11:16 pm
give some evidence to back up your opinion.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 09, 2010, 05:22:50 pm
Well, at least Apple did not use a french synonym of penis to name their mp3 players.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Eeems on January 09, 2010, 05:25:38 pm
lol :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: allynfolksjr on January 09, 2010, 08:07:45 pm
Have you ever used an Android device? So much nicer!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: ztrumpet on January 13, 2010, 05:05:36 pm
Quote
[14:27:38 * @ztrumpet will be going...
[14:28:20] <+SubaruZX> :/
[14:28:26] <+SubaruZX> but who will I talk to? ;.;
[14:29:32] <@ztrumpet> quote!
[14:29:45] <@ztrumpet> SubaruZX talks to Jarvis!
[14:29:53] <@ztrumpet> quote!
[14:30:00] <@ztrumpet> or not x.x
[14:30:12] <@ztrumpet> quote! 3
[14:30:21] <@ztrumpet> have fun...
[14:30:24 * @ztrumpet Quit (Quit: Omnimaga: The Coders of Tomorrow | http://www.omnimaga.org)
[14:30:32] <+SubaruZX> it's !quote, silly :P
Wow, how dumb can I get? Lol at myself! O0
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Eeems on January 13, 2010, 05:42:33 pm
Lol :p
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 13, 2010, 11:55:10 pm
lol
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 25, 2010, 02:06:48 am
<miotatsu> lobsteritis symptoms: pink names, blue scaley complexion, a strange urge for lobster food, and occasionally spontanious exploding, call a doctor if these symptoms last more than 24 hours
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Iambian on January 25, 2010, 07:01:15 pm
Zomg! It's a disease now?

Better not catch it. It's been said that IRC is the method upon which it's easiest to catch it.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Eeems on January 25, 2010, 07:08:24 pm
D: oh nooo!!!! hopefully I don't have it! oh wait, no I don't :D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 26, 2010, 12:25:53 am
Hopefully it's not as contagious as H1N1 was this fall :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: ztrumpet on January 26, 2010, 09:11:02 am
lol, but is there a Netham vaccine?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Galandros on January 26, 2010, 09:17:21 am
<miotatsu> lobsteritis symptoms: pink names, blue scaley complexion, a strange urge for lobster food, and occasionally spontanious exploding, call a doctor if these symptoms last more than 24 hours
It is starting to be documented the disease. Great work miotatsu. It even has a (pseudo-(?))Latin scientific therm.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Iambian on January 26, 2010, 06:54:21 pm
lol, but is there a Netham vaccine?
Cherries. Lots of them.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: ztrumpet on February 12, 2010, 05:17:42 pm
I was reading logs, and this was too great...
Quote
[00:26:34] <@Jarvis> ok, well my laptop is refusing to connect to the internet, so im out. 'night
[00:33:13] <+Genolo> bye jarvis
[00:33:16] <+Genolo> wait
[00:33:16] <+Genolo> wut
[00:33:22] <+Genolo> OSH JARVIS SPOKE
[00:48:29 * @DJ_Omni eats Jarvis and Genolo
*ZTrumpet lols...
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Tribal on February 12, 2010, 05:23:49 pm
Since when did jarvis acquire artificial intelligence  :o
This just serves as a warning to everybody(including myself) be wary of mIRC, the owner plans to one day take over the world with this secret AI, getting bigger and smarter for every client installed... watch it carefully... and keep all your valuables on a external drive...
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on February 12, 2010, 11:56:15 pm
lol XD

Maybe Jarvis became a powerful self-learning AI, about to become skynet :P

As for quotes, the following has nothing really special but it was kinda funny still :P

[23:52:43] <@calc84> did I just hear chocolate rain in a commercial o_o
[23:52:50] <@CoolioJaz> wat?!?!?
[23:53:17] <@calc84> it was some ad for an hdtv with internet features or something
[23:53:32] <@calc84> I wasn't paying much attention since I was coding
[23:53:53] <@calc84> but I thought I heard Tay say "chocolate rain"

EDIT: IT'S TRUE!!!! :O


Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Builderboy on February 13, 2010, 01:48:51 am
I will always be far superior to Jarvis :|
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: TsukasaZX on February 14, 2010, 12:21:57 am
Tay Zonday, Numa Numa guy, AND dramatic prairie dog all in one commercial? Dear GOD, it's a veritable cornucopia of memes on TELEVISION! The world is ending!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on February 14, 2010, 12:22:51 am
dramatic prairie dog? wow I doN,t know that one. It tells how late I am still on certain things from the internets
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Geekboy1011 on February 22, 2010, 12:00:08 am
heres a quote from #neritic-net on rizon a chan that geno is in 
it happens to be the chocolate porn remake of chocolate rain BY: Geno


<&Geno> chocolate porn
<&Geno> some stay dry and others get covered in cum
<&Geno> chocolate porn
<&Geno> you only look it up after drinking excessive amounts of rum
<&Geno> chocolate porn
<geek> lol
<&Geno> mrwatson is dumb
<&Geno> chocolate porn
<&Geno> oh hey look it's the sun
<&Geno> chocolate porn
<geek> hey geno has more homw work
<geek> chocolate porn
<+MrWatson> why am i dumb?
<&Geno> because it rymed
<&Geno> ryhmed?
<geek> cause you got chocolate proned
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on February 22, 2010, 12:30:50 am
lulz
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on February 26, 2010, 11:55:19 pm
Quote
[23:26:16] * +TD--Linux Quit (irc.paraphysics.net ny.us.hub)
[23:26:16] * +DSP_Lord Quit (irc.paraphysics.net ny.us.hub)
[23:26:16] * @Hambot45 Quit (irc.paraphysics.net ny.us.hub)
[23:26:17] * @Tribal Quit (irc.paraphysics.net ny.us.hub)
[23:26:17] * +j-b-r Quit (irc.paraphysics.net ny.us.hub)
[23:26:18] * +debrouxl Quit (irc.paraphysics.net ny.us.hub)
[23:26:18] * +Iambian Quit (irc.paraphysics.net ny.us.hub)
[23:26:18] * +LobstrSpy Quit (irc.paraphysics.net ny.us.hub)
[23:26:18] * @|miobot Quit (irc.paraphysics.net ny.us.hub)
[23:26:18] * @aksnowman Quit (irc.paraphysics.net ny.us.hub)
[23:26:19] * +Speler Quit (irc.paraphysics.net ny.us.hub)
[23:26:19] * +SubaruZX Quit (irc.paraphysics.net ny.us.hub)
[23:26:19] * @Netbot45 Quit (irc.paraphysics.net ny.us.hub)
[23:26:19] * @calc84 Quit (irc.paraphysics.net ny.us.hub)
[23:26:19] * +StarCraft Quit (irc.paraphysics.net ny.us.hub)
[23:26:20] * @rcfreak0 Quit (irc.paraphysics.net ny.us.hub)
[23:26:20] * @Jarvis Quit (irc.paraphysics.net ny.us.hub)
[23:26:20] * @snjwffl_ Quit (irc.paraphysics.net ny.us.hub)
[23:26:20] * @Netham45 Quit (irc.paraphysics.net ny.us.hub)
[23:26:20] * +Goplat Quit (irc.paraphysics.net ny.us.hub)
[23:26:20] * @HAL Quit (irc.paraphysics.net ny.us.hub)
[23:26:20] * @tev Quit (irc.paraphysics.net ny.us.hub)
[23:42:46] * OmniPJIRC has joined #omnimaga
[23:43:03] * OmniPJIRC is now known as jsj795
[23:43:40] <jsj795> hello

Lol jsj795 must have been like "lolwut? Where did everyone go?"

Altough it would have been funnier if the netsplit occured right after he joins :P, since he rarely comes on IRC and isn't familiar with netsplits :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: jsj795 on February 26, 2010, 11:56:44 pm
If it split right after i joined, i probably would have been, "Everyone hates me officially :'( I'm never gonna come to IRC again!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Netham45 on February 26, 2010, 11:57:06 pm
Quote
<Iambian> rawr.
<Tribal> Biscuits
<Netham45> And GRRRAVY
* TD--Linux has quit (ircd.he.net ny.us.hub)
...
* tev has quit (ircd.he.net ny.us.hub)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on February 26, 2010, 11:58:00 pm
Lol XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: ztrumpet on February 27, 2010, 10:31:04 am
What's a netsplit?

Yes, I know I know nothing, and if you wish you may mock me for it...
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: JoeyBelgier on February 27, 2010, 12:32:28 pm
What's a netsplit?

If a server disconnects from other servers ( term mostly used for IRC ), so some people disconnect.
They then can be reconnected via another server

( at least that's what I think it is)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on February 27, 2010, 02:22:55 pm
basically, let says servers are connected like this:

A-B-C-D-E

If the link between C and D is cut, everyone on A/B will see C/D/E people disconnect while everyone on C/D/E will see A/B people disconnect. In some cases, people can end up alone in a channel for a temporary amount of time. Some netsplits are longer than others, though.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: ztrumpet on February 27, 2010, 04:08:39 pm
Ah, okay.  Thanks for explaining! :D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Geekboy1011 on February 28, 2010, 02:44:10 am
well geno did it again making one of our beloved meme's into a NSFw jingle     i wonder what teh next topic is going to be X.x


<&Geno> CHOCOLATE COCK
<&Geno> GEEKBOY PAINTS WITH A SMOCK
<&Geno> CHOCOLATE COCK
<&Geno> GOTTA MOVE THAT BLOCK
<&Geno> CHOCOLATE COCK
<&Geno> SAIL TO THE DOCK
<&Geno> CHOCOLATE COCK
<&Geno> CLOCK GOES TICK TOCK
<&Geno> CHOCOLATE COCK
<&Geno> I CAN'T FIND THE MATCHING SOCK
<&Geno> CHOCOLATE COCK
<&Geno> STUPID JOCK
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on February 28, 2010, 03:13:17 am
Lol x.x
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: ztrumpet on March 09, 2010, 07:36:14 pm
Quote
[16:41:36] <+Su[ZXCal]> "a little dragon / perches on top of my head / eating some cherries"
[16:42:07] <+Su[ZXCal]> cherry-flavored haiku :9
[16:43:51] <@ztrumpet> lol
[16:45:17] <+Su[ZXCal]> "Red hair in trench coat / Never gonna give you up / A rickroll haiku"
[16:47:46] <@ztrumpet> "Omnimaga is / Small Cherry Flavored Dragons / plus there's Rickrolls too"
[16:48:41] <@Tribal> I hate haiku be cause I cannot express my self in only three
[16:49:08] <+Su[ZXCal]> Lurks on IRC / Watching lolis and hentai / boy called Genolo
[16:50:51] <+Su[ZXCal]> Drills that pierce heaven / Robots with no size limits / Euphemistic, no?
[16:53:49] <+Su[ZXCal]> Robots and angels / Our hope is an emo boy / We are screwed, aren't we?
[16:53:50] <@Tribal> Su[ZXCal]'s miku / tributary can make any / body cry alound
[16:54:44] <@Tribal> That's not right, I know >_>
[16:54:47] <@Tribal> Close enough x.x
[16:54:51] <+Su[ZXCal]> I'll smack you with fish / stop with all of the miku / Pick luka instead
[16:56:27] <@Tribal> What is your problem / you must embrace miku so that / you'r soul can be free
[16:56:35] <+Su[ZXCal]> True poet heroes / Use the power of haiku / Bow before me, newb
[16:57:44] <@Tribal> DJ Omni must / stop us before the universe / collapses on us
[16:58:17] <+Su[ZXCal]> The teal haired singer / Her time has come to rest now / She has become trite
[17:00:53] <+Su[ZXCal]> The pink haired singer / clothed in dress of black and gold / is above the rest
[17:01:34] <@Tribal> No no you will see / A god cannot be deceased / She is just dormant
[17:03:18] <@Tribal> For now she will be / substituted by her other / the Black Rock Shooter
[17:03:56] <@Tribal>

[17:04:24] <+Su[ZXCal]> A god she is not / Her voice often stings my ears / Gods have good voices
[17:05:36] <+Su[ZXCal]> Gumi is fine too / May be a Ranka Lee clone / But I do not care
[17:06:04] <@Tribal> And yet the devil / Has ruined your once perfect / hearing, oh my
[17:06:34] <@Tribal> You must be blessed, / Purified by the goddess / Please listen more
[17:06:47] <+Su[ZXCal]> Haiku is concise / To speak ambiguously / You fail haiku
[17:07:23] <@Tribal> That is what you get / When someone attempts haiku for / the very first time
[17:08:28] <+Su[ZXCal]> Hear me and learn this / When novice fights the master / Master always wins
[17:11:11] <@Tribal> And yet you kid me / you are nobodies master / and may never be
[17:11:57] <@Tribal> May I suggest that / we stop talking like this / it is annoying
[17:12:57] <+Su[ZXCal]> As a true master / I appreciate Haiku / and I embrace it
[17:13:12] <@Tribal>

[17:13:50] <+Su[ZXCal]> To be annoyed / You lack Haiku discipline / This duel is mine
[17:14:00] <@Tribal> Thank god
lol
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on March 09, 2010, 07:44:57 pm
wow
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Builderboy on March 09, 2010, 10:37:17 pm
* Builderoby resists the urge to post in HaiKu *
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: calc84maniac on March 09, 2010, 11:07:12 pm
You cannot resist
to post in form of haiku.
Sorry to hear it.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Builderboy on March 09, 2010, 11:16:53 pm
:O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: TsukasaZX on March 10, 2010, 02:37:26 pm
Achievement: Haik-fu
Duel someone in Haiku
And win against them
[====================] 100%

:P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: ztrumpet on March 10, 2010, 04:30:36 pm
Subaru and Calc
Are both winners with style
Their posts are awesome

;D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Netham45 on March 10, 2010, 09:08:58 pm
I really like haikus
but sometimes they are really bad
refrigerator
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: calc84maniac on March 10, 2010, 09:26:32 pm
Six and eight and five
does not a good haiku make.
Silly lobster man.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Builderboy on March 10, 2010, 10:28:02 pm
does not a good haiku make.

Lol, you had to say it in that order didn't you ;D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: calc84maniac on March 10, 2010, 10:33:44 pm
Break the haiku chain
and you will face punishment.
Rickrolls must ensue.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Builderboy on March 10, 2010, 10:35:14 pm
* Breaks the Haiku chain *

:P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on March 11, 2010, 02:08:03 am
Quote
[18:56:23] <@geeknbox> any way afk i think its dinner time and my wrist has cramped up X.x
[18:56:48] <@geeknbox> and im not in the mood to talk type one handedf
[18:56:54] <@Netham45> ._.
[18:57:01] <@Netham45> we don't want to know about you talking one handed

Quote
[01:49:50] <+Genolo> netham is a lobster, iambian is a cherry-flavoured dragon
[01:49:51] <+Genolo> what am i
[01:49:54] <+Genolo> a pedophile?
[01:49:58] <@Netham45> a pedophile.
[01:50:01] <+Su[ZXCal]> a pedophile.
[01:50:14] <+Iambian> A pedophile.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Galandros on March 20, 2010, 09:00:00 am
Now all parents won't let you enter the irc channel where Genolo is!
/me kicks Genolo out of the channel
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on March 20, 2010, 02:40:56 pm
[moved quotes to the very first post of this topic]
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: ztrumpet on March 20, 2010, 02:42:45 pm
I'm glad this is here; now I don't have to keep !quote-ing until I find the one I want. :)
Okay, so the one I want is almost always 13, but still... ;D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on March 20, 2010, 02:45:55 pm
Less spam too ^^ plus non-IRC'ers can get them easier
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: SirCmpwn on March 22, 2010, 12:02:35 pm
Quote
[17:23:00 * SirCmpwn ([email protected]) has joined #omnimaga
[17:23:01 * Tribal sets mode: +v SirCmpwn
[17:23:08] <+SirCmpwn> hello
[17:23:15] <@DJ_Omni> hi
[17:23:23] <@DJ_Omni> altough i must go eat food, now D:
[17:23:29] <+Su[ZXCal]> hi SirCmpwn
[17:23:38] <@Tribal> DJ_Omni, no you don't
[17:23:41] <@Tribal> I'll eat it for you!
[17:23:48 * @Tribal rushes to DJ_Omni's aid
[17:24:19 * +SirCmpwn tackles Tribal and takes DJs food
[17:24:50 * +Su[ZXCal] casually walks up behind SirCmpwn, subdues him with a Vulcan neck pinch, and returns the food to DJ_Omni
[17:25:33 * +SirCmpwn force chokes Su[ZXCal] and stops time. he calmly walks away with the food
[17:26:08 * +Su[ZXCal] busts through the time freeze and proceeds to pin SirCmpwn to the wall with rather large and shiny drills, and returns the food once more
[17:30:05 * @Tribal shoots a black hole generation beam through Su[ZXCal]'s window
[17:30:26] <+SirCmpwn> ^_^
[17:30:52 * @Netham45 reverses time 20 years and shoots Su[ZXCal]'s mother.
[17:31:06] <@Tribal> ._.
[17:31:20] <@Tribal> Quit messing with the timeline!
[17:31:41 * @Netham45 goes back 3 minutes and tapes Tribal's mouth shut.
[17:31:50] <@Tribal> >_>
[17:32:27 * @Tribal uses force 8080
[17:32:50 * @Netham45 slaps Tribal
[17:32:59] <@Netham45> Bad/
[17:33:02] <@Netham45> .*
[17:33:18 * +Su[ZXCal] wanders back in, sees the timeline is a MESS, and AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGHS
[17:34:10 * +Su[ZXCal] charges up his power to maximum and uses his S3 Engine to negate all influences on reality, thus restoring the timeline to what it was 5 minutes ago
[17:34:20] <@Tribal> crap
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on March 22, 2010, 02:17:50 pm
Wow didn't notice this x.x
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: SirCmpwn on March 22, 2010, 06:07:19 pm
Lol you were there
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: JoeyBelgier on March 22, 2010, 07:13:50 pm
did DJ eventually eat the foodz or not ;.;
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: SirCmpwn on March 22, 2010, 07:14:37 pm
Yes, I believe DJ used the power of none of us actually being there to eat the food ;)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Geekboy1011 on March 22, 2010, 07:27:28 pm
lol nice XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: jmaster797 on March 22, 2010, 07:35:53 pm
I just read some of these quotes and I can think of one word... hilarious. Where do I go to sign into this IRC thing?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: SirCmpwn on March 22, 2010, 07:37:40 pm
I personally use http://chat.efnet.org/ (http://chat.efnet.org/), where the channel to go to is #omnimaga.
Once you are there, you can type /join [name] to join these channels, too:
#cemetech
#ti
#tcpa
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on March 23, 2010, 12:04:01 am
Otherwise, there's the "IRC" button in the navbar, but like Meishe91, you would be unable to change your nickname on there. You'll get banned from irc.chowned.org if you do so, since it does with many ppl for some reasons, and unfortunately, it's the only EFnet server that appears to work with PJIRC.

Another alternative is downloading a real IRC client, like mIRC, X-Chat. Some people also like Chatzilla too, altough it has memory leaks.

#omnimaga - calc games/programming, music, anime, starcraft, rom hacking and others
#ti - calc help and programming only
#tcpa - mostly off-topic and some rare calc talk
#cemetech - calc programming, unreal tournament, blockland, freebuild and other LEGO games.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Eeems on March 23, 2010, 12:53:25 am
There is also efnet.net's built in CGI:IRC client that they can use which works pretty well.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on March 23, 2010, 01:26:50 am
Altough on some ISPs it lags like mad.

Any CGI:IRC client I tried in the past on my ISP gives me 1 minute lag on any server.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Eeems on March 23, 2010, 09:31:38 am
D: that sucks...they have always worked well for me...hmm, how about mibbit?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Juju on March 23, 2010, 10:13:14 am
Yeah, mibbit is a good choice, I would recommand it.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on March 23, 2010, 01:23:15 pm
MIbbit is fine it seems, altough it only works on a few EFnet servers
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Geekboy1011 on March 24, 2010, 01:20:34 am
speaks for it self
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on March 24, 2010, 01:30:23 am
Spam D:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: Geekboy1011 on March 24, 2010, 01:35:29 am
but its explosive ascii spam XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on March 25, 2010, 01:53:58 am
I updated the quote list (http://ourl.ca/3270/80509)

I hope one day rcfreak0 puts a server online where we can view them real time :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: TsukasaZX on March 25, 2010, 03:41:21 pm
Quote
<+SubaruZX> I prefer to use / The esteemed art of Haik-fu / Take that, SirCmpwn!
<+SirCmpwn> Your Haik-fu skills remain \ inadequately failing \ Kiss my ass, ZX
<+SubaruZX> SirCmpwn fails / Haiku is five-seven-five / Not six-seven-five
<+SirCmpwn> fuck

Although, it's debatable if fails is 1 or two syllables. Phonetically (because of my accent), I consider it two syllables but technically it's 1. Phonetic Haiku is still perfectly acceptable in my book and words that differ greatly due to accent should be exempt from scrutiny XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: SirCmpwn on March 25, 2010, 03:45:24 pm
In that case, remain is one syllable in my local accent ;)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 07, 2010, 08:58:20 pm
I moved the entire quote list to the first post of this topic (currently 48 quotes)

http://ourl.ca/3270
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: JoeyBelgier on April 17, 2010, 08:43:10 pm
well, this ain't from #omnimaga but i found it in the NetLog45 logs, and this is better than pulling up an entire topic ain't it?

Quote

[12:23:05] * Bender666 ([email protected]) has joined #pookie
[12:23:15] * Pookie ([email protected]) has joined #pookie
[12:23:23] <Bender666> op me cos i'm lame!
[12:23:53] * Spawn666 sets mode: +o Bender666
[12:23:55] <@Bender666> ta
[13:24:32] <Pookie> Brb.
[13:37:25] <Pookie> I often walk about with someone elses dick in my arse
[14:13:27] <@Bender666> pfft might as well fuck myself, it's the only way I'll get any this side of the 22nd century
[14:49:25] <@Bender666> I am a potato
[15:21:25] <Pookie> Ah bof.
[15:46:29] <@Bender666> Blimey.
[16:31:25] <@Bender666> My underwear is too tight :(
[17:57:25] <Pookie> What? it's not even scratch-and-sniff?
[18:03:27] <@Bender666> It's not sugar in my sugar bowl, it's bot.
[18:18:26] <Pookie> Buttock Crunchies.

Now, I don't know your kind of humor dear reader, but I find this to be hilarious xd
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 17, 2010, 09:36:13 pm
lol, wasn't Bender666 a bot? I know pookie is
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: JoeyBelgier on April 17, 2010, 10:41:22 pm
I don't rly know but still it looks fantastic xd
now one from a few minutes ago;

Quote
[20:09:46] <@geekboy> dammti who to chose
[20:09:52] <@geekboy> i have 7 ppl to chose from X.x
[20:09:54] <Buckeye> analyzing?
[20:10:11] <Buckeye> im pretty sure analizing them would be sticking them in your anal region :P
[20:12:57] <@DJ_Omni> ...
[20:13:05] <@DJ_Omni> no
[20:14:40] <@DJ_Omni> cya
[20:14:44] * @DJ_Omni ([email protected]) Quit
[20:16:18] <@geekboy> ;.;

xD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 17, 2010, 10:54:26 pm
I did not really find it funny under the original context since it seemed like he was messing with me but out of context like this I guess it can sound pretty funny.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: {AP} on April 17, 2010, 11:21:24 pm
Oh, just so you all know.
I'm working on sort of a http://bash.org/ -like site that we can use for IRC, YIM, MSN, Skype, and AIM logs.
You can just copy/paste the logs into the box and select which chat system you got the quote from and then it'll show you a preview of what the new page will look like. Just confirm that it looks right to you and it'll be added to the database. (mostly for those who forget to change where the quote's from)

Each set of quotes will be separated to different tables in the database and will be displayed on the site in ways similar to how the chat actually looks but I'll be making it look a bit prettier. Also, I'll have a copy/paste version under each quote so it looks correct when you want to share it.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 17, 2010, 11:27:28 pm
nice that could be cool, would there be a protection against spam, though?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: {AP} on April 17, 2010, 11:30:57 pm
Currently, I don't know of a way to handle that through code that won't run the risk of too many false-positives.
I plan on just keeping an eye on what's added. If it becomes too much of a problem, I may have to make it to where I have to approve added quotes, but I plan on only sharing this site here for now so it should be safe.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 17, 2010, 11:46:31 pm
aaah ok. I guess approval could be another idea later if it gets too much of an issue. Both the Randomness section and OmnomIRC are invisible to guests anyway, thus, few bots can read it. It could be another story if spambots crawls Netham45 logs directly, though, not to mention Omnimaga gets a lot of hits from Google search (TI-Nspire) now.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: JoeyBelgier on April 18, 2010, 04:26:45 am
I did not really find it funny under the original context since it seemed like he was messing with me but out of context like this I guess it can sound pretty funny.
Awh c'mon DJ, even if he's trying too it'd be funny, unless of course you take offense to a retarded word-joke :P NOONE MESSES WITH THE DJ OR I'LL KILL YOUR MOTHERS DOGS SISTER WHO IS MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE, AND I'LL KILL HIM TOO! AND YOUR MAILMAN, C'Z HE'S PROBABLY YOUR FATHER, anything for you, DJ (:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 18, 2010, 04:30:20 am
It seemed more like a troll than a joke, because it was grammar-nazi comments without getting his facts right. Anyway let's forget it ok? If I am not even allowed to be what I am anymore here I'll just go completly. In fact this will happen, eventually, but normally there should still be a lot of time left before I do.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: JoeyBelgier on April 18, 2010, 04:44:28 am
nonono don't get me wrong D: Why would I limit you to be what you want to o.O that's wrong.
I mean I'd kill who is against you D: And you should never leave, ever! Altho we've been in discussion quite a few times I still like you ;.;
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 18, 2010, 11:50:06 am
Well one day everyone leaves anyway, right? But yeah normally I doubt in my case this would happen soon.

I mean I'd kill who is against you D:
O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: mapar007 on April 24, 2010, 05:10:59 am
<noobiness> Where can I access the quote database?</noobiness>
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: TsukasaZX on April 24, 2010, 11:41:26 am
All the quotes are on the first post of the first page of the thread, I believe. Although, it might be a tad outdated. Other than that, there's no real way to access the quotes without spamming !quote [number] from beginning to end in #omnimaga.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 24, 2010, 11:43:28 am
You mean spamming quote from the last quote available on the first post until the end, right? :P

What I actually do is !quote 38384848 for example, and it returns an error saying how many quotes there are. Then I do !quote from latest posted in first post until the last available quote, then update the topic.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on May 05, 2010, 03:32:42 am
added quote 49 through 56 to the list.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TsukasaZX on May 07, 2010, 01:15:33 pm
Quote from: IRC
<@SubaruZX> what? O_o http://www.nopantsday.com/wp/
<Will_W> I figured it out
<Will_W> every day is nopantsday
<@SubaruZX> Technically, for me, every day is No Pants Day because I wear shorts :P
<Will_W> doesn't count
<@SubaruZX> it does, by sheer literal technicality ;P
<Will_W> not according to the site
<Will_W> I just so happen to be out of clean pants too
<@SubaruZX> "No pants day" = "day where you do not wear pats" ; "shorts" != "pants" .'. I'm celebrating No Pants Day :P
<@SubaruZX> *pants
* Will_W facepalms
<Will_W> read the linkn you posted
<@SubaruZX> I know
<@SubaruZX> I understand
<@SubaruZX> But I'm still saying
<@SubaruZX> by sheer literal technicality, I am celebrating No Pants Day :P
<Will_W> pants is commonly used to refer to shorts also
<@SubaruZX> Pants is british for underwear, apparently
<@SubaruZX> pants have never meant shorts
<@SubaruZX> I don't know where you live where that's true
<+Will_W> pants refers to legged garments
<+Will_W> legged outer garments I suppose is more specific
<@SubaruZX> Pants/Trousers "are an item of clothing worn on the lower part of the body from the waist to the ankles"
<+Will_W> you lost the game
<@SubaruZX> Nope, the game ended months ago
* +Will_W ragequits
* +Will_W ([email protected]) has left #omnimaga (Leaving)
<@SubaruZX> lol
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on May 07, 2010, 05:14:31 pm
I kinda don't like the behavior of that person sometimes.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on June 11, 2010, 03:24:28 pm
Quote
[13:16:28]  * @ztrumpet hands calcdude one (1) pudding cup
[13:16:41] <calcdude> pudding!
[13:16:45] * @Tribal steals two (2) pudding cups
[13:17:09] * calcdude noms one-half [.5] of a pudding cup
[13:17:23] <@ztrumpet> so, calcdude has 1, Tribal has 2, I have -2, and Subaru has >9000
[13:17:39] <@Tribal> >_>
[13:17:41] <@Tribal> <_<
[13:17:41] * calcdude verifies these calculations
[13:17:47] <calcdude> coorect!
[13:17:47] * @Tribal raids SubaruZX's house for pudding
[13:17:53] <calcdude> *correct
[13:18:04] <@ztrumpet> so, calcdude has 1, Tribal has 200, I have -2, and Subaru has >9000 - 198
[13:18:44] * @Tribal finds some secret blueprints in SubaruZX's house and stealthfully puts them under his trench coat and walks out
[13:19:42] <@ztrumpet> wait, why didn't you just steal some pudding cups?
[13:20:45] <@Tribal> Because, these are plans for a pudding generator
[13:21:04] <calcdude> infinite... pudding?
[13:21:29] * @ztrumpet noms on some infinite pudding
[13:21:29] * calcdude steals the plans, creates copies, than gives those copies back to Tribal
lol :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Silver Shadow on June 11, 2010, 04:48:26 pm
;D Apparently I wasn't the only person with evil plans involving an infinite pudding generator...
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: mapar007 on June 13, 2010, 06:37:13 am
Does that involve infinite improbability drives in any way?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TsukasaZX on June 13, 2010, 11:24:57 am
So THAT's where all my pudding is going... and I'll have you know the pudding generator has a flaw in it. If you activate it, it doesn't make pudding. Rather, it begins to consume all pudding in the general vicinity. I think it has to do with the polarity of the pudding transigooificatipacitor. Might want to check that first :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on June 13, 2010, 11:26:18 am
lol :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 13, 2010, 01:30:01 pm
Lol TsukasaZX
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Silver Shadow on June 13, 2010, 01:31:30 pm
In that case, I'll just have to reverse the Flakien polarities and dephase the Gauss particle generators. By pure coincidence, this also enables a hidden Easter Egg that changes all the pudding into cherry-flavored lobster peanuts.
Oh, and also, would someone try installing the XL21 patch and reboot the machine? This apparently fixes a flaw which can be used to make the machine produce clones of nikky. And adding perfume won't help.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 13, 2010, 10:44:53 pm
a flaw which can be used to make the machine produce clones of nikky
:O

Wow that would be bad

Altough personally it would be much better than clones of some other people in the TI community *points to some people in the Freebuild/TBG sub-forums as well as one person in particular in the 68K community* :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: mapar007 on June 15, 2010, 01:27:37 am
*cough-fler* :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 15, 2010, 02:11:33 am
what do you mean o.O?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Galandros on June 15, 2010, 04:51:11 am
what do you mean o.O?
I think that is
Spoiler For Spoiler:
Kofler (programmer of a branch of TIGCC and such)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 15, 2010, 11:17:21 am
Ooooh ok ^^

And yeah that's what I meant
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Netham45 on June 15, 2010, 08:23:53 pm
*cough-fler* :P

I lol'd.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on June 15, 2010, 08:25:12 pm
*cough-fler* :P

I lol'd.
lol, me too. :D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 15, 2010, 08:36:00 pm
*cough-fler* :P

I lol'd.
lol, me too. :D
Now that I think about it, if we pronounce "cough" as english, it is not too far from "Kof" sound.

He is very popular in the z80 TI community, sadly in a bad way :/. It,s something considering he never participated in the z80 scene x.x
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on June 16, 2010, 08:55:43 am
Does that involve infinite improbability drives in any way?
Gawd i hope so!!! ;D
In that case, I'll just have to reverse the Flakien polarities and dephase the Gauss particle generators. By pure coincidence, this also enables a hidden Easter Egg that changes all the pudding into cherry-flavored lobster peanuts.
Oh, and also, would someone try installing the XL21 patch and reboot the machine? This apparently fixes a flaw which can be used to make the machine produce clones of nikky. And adding perfume won't help.
O_o
*cough-fler* :P
LMAO! Might it be cough-fleur instead?  :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on June 22, 2010, 08:15:46 pm
This one's funny!
Quote
[18:08:46] <@rcfreak0> backish
[18:09:02] <ztrumpet> frontish
[18:09:07] <qazz42> ish?
[18:09:16] <@Netham45> starboardish
[18:09:37] * qazz42 slaps the "ish" outta everyone
[18:09:49] * @Netham45 slaps qazz42 with a fish.
[18:10:07] <qazz42> Err because of me you only slap me with a f
[18:10:15] <qazz42> i already took away the ish
[18:10:18] <ztrumpet> lobsterish
[18:10:34] <qazz42> hahaha
[18:10:37] <ztrumpet> lol qazz
[18:11:16] * @Netham45 slaps qazz42 with a fiishsishhish
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: souvik1997 on June 22, 2010, 10:10:34 pm
lol
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 23, 2010, 12:07:44 am
lol :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Builderboy on June 24, 2010, 12:53:19 am
Quote
<geekboy> to large or somthing ?
<Tribal> Shouldn't be, all the others worked fine
* Luther gives Tribal a cucumber
<Tribal> I don't think they're that big

;)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 24, 2010, 01:12:11 am
I wonder in which context that was x.x
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: calcdude84se on June 24, 2010, 04:21:39 pm
lol. Hurray for quotes in unknown context! :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 24, 2010, 04:31:04 pm
Lol true. Some are rather lulzy. One of them even became some sort of classic for the entire time Nitacku was active here :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on June 25, 2010, 05:17:43 pm
"/me eats Netham's sausage" :O

lol Builderboy... :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 25, 2010, 07:08:16 pm
Lol don't worry Ztrumpet about that one ;D

It is very out of context. It remained a classic for a long while, though. (Most of the time Nitacku was active). It dates back in May 2008 :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on July 06, 2010, 09:32:39 pm
This is copied straight out of the logs, without modification:
Quote
[19:25:03] <@calc84> and then there's
[19:25:16] <@calc84> <SpyBot46> New Post by The Tari in Oasis - cross platform z80 ass
[19:25:26] <+tanner_> :P
[19:26:56] <+SpyBot46> New post by ztrumpet in [S.A.D.] Progress 2010 http://ourl.ca/3912/100891
[19:27:12] OHNOES
[19:27:58] <ztrumpet> lol, what happened?
[19:28:04] <@calc84> wut
[19:28:13] <@calc84> OmnomIRC has a mind of its own!
[19:28:15] <+Flygon> OmnomIRC has become sentient
[19:28:31] <ztrumpet> it says "OHNOES" without saying who said it!
[19:28:46] <ztrumpet> the logs did it too!!
[19:28:51] <+tanner_> WOAH!
[19:28:56] <+tanner_> this is madness
[19:29:08] <+tanner_> I always thought Cemetech would become sentinent first...but now this
[19:29:11] <@calc84> this
[19:29:13] <@calc84> is
[19:29:16] <@calc84> Netham45
[19:29:27] * @calc84 hides
[19:29:31] <+Flygon> is OmnomIRC being run in an actual client?
[19:29:35] <+tanner_> The lobsters behind it -_- of course
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 06, 2010, 09:56:39 pm
I lol'ed at the way Spybot notified of that Cemetech post earlier XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on July 07, 2010, 09:30:41 am
ACK! Is the lobster army finally attacking?!? /me runs for the hills
>_> <_<
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: calcdude84se on July 07, 2010, 12:06:31 pm
lol, nice find. :P
Silly spybot...
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 07, 2010, 12:25:46 pm
It's because when the bot notifies us of posts, he only displays the first few chars of a topic name (30, I think). This is why it ended at "ass" instead of "assembler". :P

Good thing our channel has no bot with auto-kick on bad words.

The reason why it limits topic display at 30 ish chars is because one or two people kept whining that Spybot lines took more than one line in their chat client and that it was annoying. We could have used Tinyurl but at the rate Omnimaga gets new posts, Tinyurl just couldn't keep up and in some occasions, it gave the wrong URLs (even porn sites)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on July 21, 2010, 02:22:50 pm
Quote
[12:18:30] <DJ Omnimaga> ohai ^^
[12:18:34] * @geekboy sees a dj
[12:18:35] <DJ Omnimaga> hey geek
[12:18:41] <DJ Omnimaga> and calcdude
[12:18:45] * @geekboy prceeds to eat him
[12:18:54] <calcdude> hey DJ
[12:18:57] <calcdude> not me!
[12:18:58] <DJ Omnimaga> ;.;
[12:19:00] * ztrumpet eats DJ Omni
[12:19:04] <@geekboy> lol
[12:19:17] <calcdude> oh, wait, DJ was eaten., not me. Nvm :P
[12:19:24] * @geekboy eats calcdude
[12:19:35] * ztrumpet eats geekboy
[12:19:37] <calcdude> darnit, should've seen that coming
[12:19:39] <@geekboy> ;.;
[12:19:54] <calcdude> nested levels of eating!
[12:20:00] <ztrumpet> lol
[12:20:17] * calcdude eats ztrumpet, completing the cycle
lol :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: calcdude84se on July 21, 2010, 02:23:50 pm
yay! :P
I think that was quote-worthy ;D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 21, 2010, 05:08:50 pm
Lol, at first it reminded me of Inception, except with eating instead of dreaming :P

EDIT: I updated the first post with the new quotes from 58 to 64. Also someone didn't like the quotes it seems cuz the first post was rated down >.>
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on July 27, 2010, 02:38:15 am
Quote from: Rick Astley
[00:29:56] <nemo> scrolling through a 768 character long string is not fun.
[00:30:31] <@Netham45> Now you know how your calculator feels every time you recall a picture.
[00:31:07] <+Genolo> lol
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 29, 2010, 05:12:46 pm
Lol nice
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Netham45 on July 30, 2010, 02:22:27 pm
Quote
<@Netham45> I like my atom netbook
<@Netham45> I keep it behind the seat in my truck
<geno> you have a truck?
<geno> can you drive me around
<geno> whilst I'm in the back
<@Netham45> No
<@Netham45> I don't drive rapists.
<geno> we can smuggle loli over the mexican border
<geno> it'll be fun
<geno> wait what
<geno> I'm a rapist now?
<E_sleep> x.x
<@Netham45> You're talking about smuggling little girls over the border, because they're little girls. :P
<@Netham45> That classifies you as a rapist.
<geno> in ur truck rapin ur shit
<geno> not really
<geno> I just need them to call me "Goushujin-sama~" and cater to my every need
<geno> nothing big really
<geno> and it would be consensual
<geno> fyi
<geno> >_>
<@Netham45> Your 'every need' makes you a rapist.
<@Netham45> It's hard for a twelve year old to conscent.
<geno> it's not rape if they want it
<geno> lol
<geno> srsly drive me around sometime
<geno> you live in like washington right
<@Netham45> You're like
<@Netham45> no
<@Netham45> I live in colorado
<geno> that's only on the other side of the cuntry
<geno> er
<geno> that's even closer
<@Netham45> You're still like 1200 miles
<geno> I'll pay for gas
<@Netham45> They better be some damn good lolis for that much gas.
<E_sleep> D:
<geno> LMAO
<E_sleep> not you too Netham45!

A convo between me and Geno.

I thought it was funny. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 30, 2010, 03:08:33 pm
x.x
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Netham45 on July 30, 2010, 07:56:43 pm
Quote from: #fishtankcity
<@Netham45> Tribal
<Tribal> Yes lover
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 31, 2010, 02:06:26 am
I am scared now D:

Didn't he prefer lolis, though? :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eeems on July 31, 2010, 02:16:33 am
Quote
[00:10]   <Eeems>   Netham45_: I have a question, have you been cheating on Tribal?
[00:10]   <Eeems>   :P
[00:11]   <Tribal>   <_>
[00:11]   <DJ_Omni>   lol
[00:11]   <Tribal>   That's out of context
[00:11]   <Tribal>   I swear to you
[00:11]   <Eeems>   lol
[00:11]   <Netham45_>   Eeems, of course not
[00:11]   <Netham45_>   I'm loyal to Tribal, just as Tribal is loyal to me.
[00:11]   <Eeems>   lol
[00:12]   <Tribal>   Um yea... loyal... hehe...
[00:12]   <Netham45_>   ???
[00:12]   <Eeems>   x,x lol
[00:12]   <Tribal>   Well
[00:12]   <SpyBot46>   New post by DJ Omnimaga in ques http://ourl.ca/4072/106153
[00:12]   <Tribal>   I'm going to my room
[00:12]   <Netham45_>   Have you been playing around, Tribal?
[00:12]   * Tribal   shuts the door
[00:12]   <Eeems>   lol!
[00:12]   <Netham45_>   :S
[00:13]   * Tribal   bursts out in tears
[00:13]   <Tribal>   THE LOLIS MADE ME DO IT
[00:13]   <Tribal>   ;-;
[00:13]   <Netham45_>   D:
[00:13]   <Netham45_>   HOW COULD YOU?!
[00:13]   <Tribal>   They were all just so cute... and innocent...
[00:13]   <Tribal>   \(°?°)/
[00:13]   <DJ_Omni>   ;.;
00:14]   <Juju>   wat
[00:14]   <Tribal>   ohai Juju
[00:14]   <Tribal>   Wrong time
[00:14]   * Netham45_   slaps Tribal.
[00:14]   <Eeems>   copy paste :P copy paste :P
[00:14]   <Juju>   ohai
[00:14]   <Netham45_>   I can't believe you'd do that! Even for a loli! D:
[00:14]   <Juju>   wat happens
[00:14]   <Netham45_>   lol
[00:15]   <Tribal>   Netham45_
[00:15]   <Tribal>   why '_'
now we know :P
EDIT:
Quote
[00:16][00:16]   <Netham45_>   You cheated on me
[00:16]   <Netham45_>   with a 12 year old azn!
[00:16]   <Netham45_>   :(
[00:16]   <Tribal>   I never said that
[00:16]   <Tribal>   And she was 15
[00:16]   <Eeems>   lol
[00:17]   * Netham45_   inevitabally sees this ending up in the funny quotes thread. `-`
[00:17]   <Tribal>   er, 16
[00:17]   <Juju>   oh lol.
[00:17]   <Eeems>   Netham45_: already is :P
[00:17]   <Tribal>   D:
[00:17]   <Tribal>   It's SubaruZX's fault
[00:17]   <Tribal>   Making me fall for miku <3
[00:17]   <SubaruZX>   what?
[00:18]   <Netham45_>   Tribal, We're through. I just don't know you anymore.
[00:18]   <SubaruZX>   I've hated Miku since forever
[00:18]   <SubaruZX>   it's your own bloody d[ ] fault
[00:18]   <Tribal>   Exactly
[00:18]   <Tribal>   SubaruZX
[00:18]   <Tribal>   It's like
[00:18]   <Tribal>   Reverse physcology
[00:18]   <Tribal>   \(°?°)/
[00:18]   <SubaruZX>   No, you're just an idiot
[00:18]   <SubaruZX>   `-`
[00:18]   <SubaruZX>   j/k :P
[00:18]   <Tribal>   ;-;
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 31, 2010, 02:20:50 am
D:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: _player1537 on July 31, 2010, 08:40:17 am
lol :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TravisE on August 07, 2010, 01:36:00 am
This one gave me a laugh:

Quote
04 10:26:15  * ztrumpet wonders if Meishe has checked the games yet
04 10:26:45 < meishe91> Ya I have :P I couldn't really follow a lot of it. Granted I was really tired...but ya :P
04 10:26:47 <@ztrumpet> checked the code, that is =)
04 10:26:50 <@ztrumpet> =P
04 10:27:02 <@ztrumpet> Some of it is, well, just hard to read
04 10:27:11 <@ztrumpet> I reccommend Spike Doom first
04 10:27:17 <@ztrumpet> it's the easiest to read
04 10:27:31 <@OmnomIRC> <Art_of_camelot> THE GAMEs?
04 10:27:36 < meishe91> Ya, I think the hard part is that some commands you use I don't completely understand.
04 10:27:39 <@OmnomIRC> <Art_of_camelot> :p

[...]

04 16:21:04 <@DJ_Omni> [11:26:08] * @ztrumpet wonders if Meishe has checked the games yet
04 16:21:07 <@DJ_Omni> GODDAMNIT!
04 16:21:12 <@DJ_Omni> There's more than one, now?
04 16:21:23 <@DJ_Omni> how many times do I lose this time?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: mapar007 on August 07, 2010, 10:19:10 am
Lolz, I lose n times, where n is the number of Games.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 07, 2010, 02:30:17 pm
Lol
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on August 07, 2010, 05:15:40 pm
lol :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on August 07, 2010, 10:45:46 pm
LOLZ
;D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on August 16, 2010, 04:43:37 pm
Quote
[14:34:48] <+tanner> wtf...
[14:35:28] <+tanner> I could've sworn I heard someone talking outside my window...
[14:35:31] <@ztrumpet> lol
[14:35:35] <@ztrumpet> it...
[14:35:36] <@ztrumpet> was...
[14:35:40] <+tanner> rick astely?
[14:35:42] <@ztrumpet> NETHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[14:35:47] <+tanner> !!!
[14:35:54] <@ztrumpet> !!!!
[14:35:57] <+tanner> I'll show that lobster!
[14:36:11] <@ztrumpet> lol
[14:36:12] * +tanner gets out his big pot of boiling water and some grabbers
[14:36:21] <+tanner> here netham netham netham netham
Yeah...
Netham!  Ruuuuunnnnn! ;D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: calcdude84se on August 16, 2010, 05:07:51 pm
lol :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: _player1537 on August 16, 2010, 05:15:46 pm
I'm getting good at showing up in the quotes ^_^
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 17, 2010, 10:10:54 am
Not as good as Netham45, though. Netham45 doesn't even need to speak to be referenced anywhere :P. He is even talked about on the forums, where he hardly posts on :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Netham45 on August 24, 2010, 08:56:07 am
I'm just that good.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 24, 2010, 01:38:25 pm
Lies :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 28, 2010, 02:54:17 am
This isn't from #omnimaga, rather from #ti, but that made my day... er... night ;D

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[02:07:37] <debrouxl> tev: if possible, when you report the bug with GFM, could you attach the files from which you're trying to create a .tig file ? TIA :)
[02:10:10] <Jonimus> debrouxl: I'm pretty sure you can reporduce the bug no matter what tig files you use, I got GFM to crash almost at the point of unusablity last time I tried it.
[02:12:44] <@chronomex> faaaabulous
[02:19:21] * rcfreak0 ([email protected]) Quit (Leaving)
[02:41:48] <debrouxl> OK.
[02:43:54] <E-JL> TIA? Tits in action?
[02:44:16] <E-JL> thanks in advance?
[02:44:32] <debrouxl> "Thanks in advance", indeed.
[02:45:36] <@chronomex> haha, tits in action
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on August 28, 2010, 10:56:30 am
LOL, that's great. ;D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eeems on August 28, 2010, 03:09:56 pm
x.x wow
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: calcdude84se on August 28, 2010, 03:31:07 pm
That explains what DJ said on #omnimaga earlier today x.x
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 28, 2010, 03:46:54 pm
Yeah it was in reference to that quote, lol
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 07, 2010, 10:36:24 am
Updated first post with Quote 66 to 74
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on October 04, 2010, 07:55:59 pm
Quote
[17:45:02] <ztrumpet> Deep, http://ourl.ca/7232/124494 lol =P
[17:45:42] <DWHorizon> ztrumpet, I seriously thought he meant the missing pages were a feature.:-/
[17:46:14] <ztrumpet> They are
[17:46:25] <qazz42> yeah
[17:46:41] <DWHorizon> No, I meant I thought he meant that having them disappear was a feature.
[17:46:46] <qazz42> a feature of sux, but a feature nonetheless
[17:46:47] <ztrumpet> If you have $3 and I take away $2 I now have $2. That is a feature for me =P
[17:46:55] <DWHorizon> :P?
[17:47:02] <ztrumpet> Conversly,
[17:47:07] <DWHorizon> Euh...
[17:47:35] <ztrumpet> If you have $3 and I take away $2 you still have money. That is a feature for you. =P
[17:47:54] <qazz42> lulz
[17:48:04] <ztrumpet> If you're confused, then I win this game!
[17:48:19] * DWHorizon loses D:<
[17:48:37] <ztrumpet> lulz
* ZTrumpet laughs at everyone who just lost. O0
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 04, 2010, 07:59:16 pm
Damnit x.x
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 04, 2010, 08:17:37 pm
First time I appeared in a quote O0
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: LordConiupiter on October 12, 2010, 01:22:10 pm
and in what kind of quote :P lol
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on October 14, 2010, 11:13:05 pm
Quote
[21:09:43] <DThought> !seen DThought
[21:09:43] <@Jarvis> Hey, Narcisso, stop looking for yourself.
[21:09:50] <DJ Omnimaga> lol
[21:09:53] <yunhua98> lol
[21:10:00] <@Netham45> lol
[21:10:05] <ztrumpet> lol
[21:10:09] * calcdude is now known as Narcisso
[21:10:14] <Narcisso> !seen Narcisso
[21:10:14] <@Jarvis> Hey, Narcisso, stop looking for yourself.
[21:10:22] <Narcisso> :P
[21:10:22] <ztrumpet> lol
[21:10:25] * Narcisso is now known as calcdude

By the way, the previous quote should make me win still. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 14, 2010, 11:28:32 pm
Lol :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 18, 2010, 08:34:13 pm
Starcraft in the arcade does the job very well it seems ;D

Quote
[20:32:23] <@OmnomIRC> <yeongJIN_COOL> Does anyone know why StarCraft flash doesn't work in arcade section? It sends me to some random video...(Never gonna give you up...)
[20:32:32] <tanner_> rofl
[20:32:33] <@OmnomIRC> <ASHBAD_ALVIN> um
[20:32:38] <@OmnomIRC> <ASHBAD_ALVIN> you were rickroll'd
[20:32:40] <@DJ_Omni> yeongJIN_COOL XD
[20:32:45] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by Deep Thought in Axe Parser http://tinyurl.com/28rthoe#msg75911
[20:32:46] <@OmnomIRC> <ASHBAD_ALVIN> there is no starcraft
[20:32:46] <@DJ_Omni> yeah it's intentional
[20:33:00] <@OmnomIRC> <ASHBAD_ALVIN> it's actually very funyy
[20:33:10] <@OmnomIRC> <ASHBAD_ALVIN> I wanted to play starcraft so bad
[20:33:11] <@DJ_Omni> it's a prank put inside the arcade, as it's not very expected at that place :P
[20:33:12] <@OmnomIRC> <yeongJIN_COOL> oh...Darn it
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: MRide on October 18, 2010, 08:42:37 pm
WIN. ;D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on October 18, 2010, 09:20:10 pm
lol :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Yeong on October 18, 2010, 09:24:51 pm
:(
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 19, 2010, 03:05:43 am
Winning the game has never been so much easier ;D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: mapar007 on October 19, 2010, 03:21:04 am
At least some spambots have brains. :P It had like 3 memes in its post...
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 19, 2010, 03:26:27 am
Which post? ???

Talking about bots, after the site moved to its new host, I could finally run spambot scans again and we went from 631 members to 576. 55 bots: that's what we got since late August when 1and1 broke the anti-spam mod that let me scan for bot accounts.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: mapar007 on October 19, 2010, 03:30:05 am
I was referring to GoldenAcorn84, who posted about 'Winning the game has never been so easy' iirc.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 19, 2010, 03:34:18 am
Oh ok lol :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Michael.3545 on October 24, 2010, 11:07:08 pm
Quote #82 -
[22:57:39] <Michl3545> I have determined where the 45 in Netham45 comes from:
[22:57:41] <Michl3545> 666 number of the beast
[22:57:42] <Michl3545> 5 number of uropods on a lobster
[22:57:44] <Michl3545> 74 The number of stars obtained by Spongebob Squarepants in his driving school
[22:57:46] <Michl3545> 666 * 5 / 74 = 45
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 24, 2010, 11:14:41 pm
That made my day. We discovered the secret of Netham45.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Michael_Lee on October 24, 2010, 11:44:18 pm
Being the diligent little nerd that I am, I immediately whipped out my calculator to check the math... :p
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 24, 2010, 11:46:06 pm
Lol :P

Btw welcome back Michael_Lee, I got worried you were slowly vanishing after the contest or something D:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 30, 2010, 11:33:50 pm
http://ourl.ca/7674/134489

This needed to be quoted/linked/memorized ;D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 02, 2010, 12:52:54 am
This isn't Omnimaga but that was a funny coincidence from #cemetech (log is from SAX so it's backwards):

00:50:02 (#) KermM___: awww tanner_
00:49:34 (#) tanner_: (dang it! Rickrolled from my MP3 player x.x)
00:49:33 (#) KermM___: then you're bowing to the troll
00:49:33 (C) Raylin: I haz headache.
00:49:27 (C) DJ Omnimaga: The Game.

I am so powerful that saying the game remotely makes someone's MP3 player rickroll him.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: AngelFish on November 03, 2010, 11:56:23 pm
This isn't really from Omnimaga, but here's my short conversation with Matlab:

Code: [Select]
hello
>> Hi
??? Undefined function or variable 'Hi'.
 
>> Stop giving me undefined functions
??? Undefined function or method 'Stop'
for input arguments of type 'char'.
 
>> You're very stupid software. WFRNG is so much better than you
??? You're very stupid software. WFRNG is so much better than you
        |
Error: Unexpected MATLAB expression.
 
>> Sure, Err: message me all you want
??? Sure, Err: message me all you want
                       |
Error: Unexpected MATLAB expression.
 
>> Oh fine, you're hopeless.
??? Oh fine, you're hopeless.
                 |
Error: Unexpected MATLAB expression.
 
>>

 ;D

EDIT: I used code brackets because the question marks stand for an emoticon.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 03, 2010, 11:58:01 pm
Lol
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Darl181 on November 04, 2010, 01:00:05 am
That reminds me of the first time I tried out logo...
"go forward"
I don't know how to 'go'"
"oh well"
"I don't know how to 'oh'"
"die"
"I don't know how to 'die'"
"Dang it, you stupid turtle!  Do you know how to do ANYTNING???"
"I don't know how to 'dang'"
...and it goes on
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 04, 2010, 04:36:10 am
Logo?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: AngelFish on November 04, 2010, 04:44:23 am
Programming language that has something to do with fake turtles.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 04, 2010, 04:48:20 am
O.o
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: mapar007 on November 04, 2010, 05:56:47 am
It's a way to learn the principles of programming. As a matter of a fact, it's how I started when I was eight or so. (I didn't do any REAL programming till a few years after that, but technically it was my starting point :) )
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 04, 2010, 09:46:02 am
Ah ok, I started learning some stuff with TI-BASIC. I had no computer at home and limited school computer access until 2.5 years later so...
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on November 07, 2010, 08:00:21 pm
16:47   TC01   The Voyage 400 also can't fit in your pocket
16:47   Deep_Blue   http://goo.gl/pc2xM
16:47   yzTheGame   http://goo.gl/pc2xM
16:47   Deep_Blue   HA
16:47   yzTheGame   ninja'd
16:47   Deep_Blue   Ninja'd.
16:47   Deep_Blue   Wow.
16:47   Deep_Blue   I got ninja ninja'd
16:47   yzTheGame   Double ninja'd
16:47   Deep_Blue   Ninja'd.
16:47   Deep_Blue   Again.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 07, 2010, 08:05:10 pm
Lol nice XD. You should edit the first post to change Quote 65 to 85 or 86 and add the new ones, since you accidentally deleted 65. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Darl181 on November 07, 2010, 08:14:22 pm
Yeah I read that and was like "what?"
What's the "deleted quote" thing about, though?  is that part of the log?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 07, 2010, 08:16:47 pm
Yeah I think. He wanted to delete quote 85, which he just added, but typed 65 instead
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on November 07, 2010, 09:01:19 pm
Lol nice XD. You should edit the first post to change Quote 65 to 85 or 86 and add the new ones, since you accidentally deleted 65. :P

Yeah, done. Don't know what 83 or 84, are, though...
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TC01 on November 07, 2010, 09:21:30 pm
Lol nice XD. You should edit the first post to change Quote 65 to 85 or 86 and add the new ones, since you accidentally deleted 65. :P

Yeah, done. Don't know what 83 or 84, are, though...

Quote #83 - [23:19:46] <@Netham45> speaking of porn [23:19:48] <@Netham45> brb [23:20:04] <@SirCmpwn> Netham45: turn off the mic, i dont want to hear tha

84 is apparently an older version of 85:

Quote #84 - <@yzTheGame> in my opinion 89T>V400, because 89T fits in a pocket. ;) [17:45:14] <@yzTheGame> *V200 [17:45:25] <@Deep_Blue> V400 ... nice. [17:45:27] (O) New post by ASHBAD_ALVIN in Xeverion http://omniurl.tk/5184/83880 [17:45:28] <+TC01> The Voyage 400 also can't fit in your pocket [17:45:36] <+TC01> *400 Quantum [17:45:36] <@Deep_Blue> http://www.

Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 24, 2010, 01:22:22 am
I lol'ed at that porn one. XD

Also I found this funny ;D :

[18:33:37] <nemo> my IDE is obviously evil. i scroll a line up, scroll a line back and the content of the first line of my program changes to "666666".
[18:33:43] (O) New post by FinaleTI in Sprite request for Nostalgia http://omniurl.tk/3433/90894
[18:33:44] <+calcdude> :P
[18:33:53] <nemo> i'm a little put off about this lol
[18:34:16] (O) New post by yunhua98 in Sprite request for Nostalgia http://omniurl.tk/3433/90895
[18:35:08] <@yzTheGame> did you do that on purpose?
[18:35:28] <nemo> nope.
[18:35:35] <nemo> it's a bug. a really, really satanic bug.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: yunhua98 on November 24, 2010, 10:11:41 am
Lol nice XD. You should edit the first post to change Quote 65 to 85 or 86 and add the new ones, since you accidentally deleted 65. :P

Yeah, done. Don't know what 83 or 84, are, though...

Quote #83 - [23:19:46] <@Netham45> speaking of porn [23:19:48] <@Netham45> brb [23:20:04] <@SirCmpwn> Netham45: turn off the mic, i dont want to hear tha

84 is apparently an older version of 85:

Quote #84 - <@yzTheGame> in my opinion 89T>V400, because 89T fits in a pocket. ;) [17:45:14] <@yzTheGame> *V200 [17:45:25] <@Deep_Blue> V400 ... nice. [17:45:27] (O) New post by ASHBAD_ALVIN in Xeverion http://omniurl.tk/5184/83880 [17:45:28] <+TC01> The Voyage 400 also can't fit in your pocket [17:45:36] <+TC01> *400 Quantum [17:45:36] <@Deep_Blue> http://www.



for some reason, when I read that, I thought you meant that the TI-84 is apparently an older version of the TI-85, and I was looking for the joke everywhere.  :P  *facepalm*
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on November 24, 2010, 10:43:22 am
Lol nice XD. You should edit the first post to change Quote 65 to 85 or 86 and add the new ones, since you accidentally deleted 65. :P

Yeah, done. Don't know what 83 or 84, are, though...

Quote #83 - [23:19:46] <@Netham45> speaking of porn [23:19:48] <@Netham45> brb [23:20:04] <@SirCmpwn> Netham45: turn off the mic, i dont want to hear tha

84 is apparently an older version of 85:

Quote #84 - <@yzTheGame> in my opinion 89T>V400, because 89T fits in a pocket. ;) [17:45:14] <@yzTheGame> *V200 [17:45:25] <@Deep_Blue> V400 ... nice. [17:45:27] (O) New post by ASHBAD_ALVIN in Xeverion http://omniurl.tk/5184/83880 [17:45:28] <+TC01> The Voyage 400 also can't fit in your pocket [17:45:36] <+TC01> *400 Quantum [17:45:36] <@Deep_Blue> http://www.



for some reason, when I read that, I thought you meant that the TI-84 is apparently an older version of the TI-85, and I was looking for the joke everywhere.  :P  *facepalm*
/me bangs his head on the desk

Wow, yunhua98...
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: yunhua98 on November 24, 2010, 10:56:45 am
lol

anyway, this happened today.  XD
Quote
[09:51] == yzTheGame [[email protected]] has joined #omnimaga
[09:51] == mode/#omnimaga [+o yzTheGame] by Netbot45
[09:52] <Yeong> *Yeong eats aeTIos with perfect timing
[09:52]  * aeTIos lost The Game
[09:52] <@yzTheGame> You all just lost...
[09:52] <Yeong> ...
[09:52] <@yzTheGame> awesome nick is awesome
[09:52] <Yeong> *Yeong eats yzTheGame
[09:52]  * aeTIos slaps yzTheGame around a bit with a large fishbot
[09:52] <Yeong> *inside Yeong
[09:52] <aeTIos> haha
[09:52] <Yeong> 's belly, there is Rick Astley
[09:52] <@yzTheGame> lol
[09:52] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by Michael_Lee in Questions: DiagnosticOff and G http://omniurl.tk/5435/91062
[09:52] <@yzTheGame> !voiceall
[09:52] == mode/#omnimaga [+vvvv aeTIos DrDnar JosJuice KermM] by Netbot45
[09:52] == mode/#omnimaga [+vvvv Netham45 rayquaza5 TC01 Yeong] by Netbot45
[09:53]  * aeTIos jailbreaks out of Yeongs stomach
[09:53]  * yzTheGame catches aeTIos
[09:53] <+Yeong> *Rick follows him
[09:53] <+aeTIos> and slaps him and eats yzthegame
[09:53] <@yzTheGame> and throws him into Rick
[09:53]  * aeTIos slaps yzTheGame around a bit with a large fishbot
[09:53]  * aeTIos slaps yzTheGame around a bit with a large fishbot
[09:53]  * aeTIos slaps yzTheGame around a bit with a large fishbot
[09:53]  * aeTIos slaps yzTheGame around a bit with a large fishbot
[09:53]  * aeTIos slaps yzTheGame around a bit with a large fishbot
[09:53] <+Yeong> Rick starts to sing
[09:53] <+aeTIos> WHAMMMMMMMMMM BUMMMMMMM!
[09:53]  * yzTheGame uses The Game in his nick to win the game
[09:54]  * aeTIos runs away from Rick
[09:54] <+Yeong> yzTheGame fails since he can never win the game
[09:54] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by ztrumpet in Ash: Phoenix http://omniurl.tk/5014/91063
[09:54] <+aeTIos> -------------------=========================== ZOOOOOm
[09:54] <@yzTheGame> I win because I can make others lose the game without losing it myself
[09:54] <+Yeong> aeTIos soon confronts the blue lobster
[09:54] <+OmnomIRC> <Michael_Lee> I walk away for 30 seconds, and you guys dissolve into warfare...
[09:54] <@yzTheGame> lol
[09:54]  * aeTIos slaps blue lobster
[09:55] <+aeTIos> and yzthegame
[09:55] == Deep_Blue [[email protected]] has joined #omnimaga
[09:55] <@yzTheGame> me goes to add a quote to the funny quotes list.  XD
[09:55] <+Yeong> Yeong slaps everyone in IRC except for himself
[09:55] <+aeTIos> haha
[09:55] <+Yeong> lol
[09:55]  * yzTheGame goes to add a quote to the funny quotes list.  XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: JosJuice on November 24, 2010, 11:26:15 am
Lol nice XD. You should edit the first post to change Quote 65 to 85 or 86 and add the new ones, since you accidentally deleted 65. :P

Yeah, done. Don't know what 83 or 84, are, though...

Quote #83 - [23:19:46] <@Netham45> speaking of porn [23:19:48] <@Netham45> brb [23:20:04] <@SirCmpwn> Netham45: turn off the mic, i dont want to hear tha

84 is apparently an older version of 85:

Quote #84 - <@yzTheGame> in my opinion 89T>V400, because 89T fits in a pocket. ;) [17:45:14] <@yzTheGame> *V200 [17:45:25] <@Deep_Blue> V400 ... nice. [17:45:27] (O) New post by ASHBAD_ALVIN in Xeverion http://omniurl.tk/5184/83880 [17:45:28] <+TC01> The Voyage 400 also can't fit in your pocket [17:45:36] <+TC01> *400 Quantum [17:45:36] <@Deep_Blue> http://www.



for some reason, when I read that, I thought you meant that the TI-84 is apparently an older version of the TI-85, and I was looking for the joke everywhere.  :P  *facepalm*
I died.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: SirCmpwn on November 26, 2010, 03:59:32 am
I forgot about 83 XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Munchor on November 27, 2010, 09:32:07 am


Quote: "I think he means some program that made you shit your pants when you saw it in action.  methinks.", by ASHBAD_ALVIN
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 27, 2010, 02:15:48 pm
Yeah I saw that one last night and laughed at first :P

I think Madskillz said something similar when he first saw Reuben Quest in action on Epic Programming Studio forums. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Munchor on November 30, 2010, 08:23:28 pm
"Random quote 68 - <SirCmpwn> do it again! harder this time!"
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Darl181 on November 30, 2010, 08:24:21 pm
Scout: http://ourl.ca/3270/60556
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 09, 2010, 08:31:25 pm
And again:
Quote
[18:26:57] <DJ Omnimaga> I meant to ask Builderboy if he was planning to port his xLIB clone to Axe at one point
[18:27:31] <DJ Omnimaga> That Shit clone was fucking awesome for xLIB too
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 10, 2010, 02:27:57 am
X.x I always misspell that one wrong or come close to do so. X.x
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Builderboy on December 10, 2010, 02:29:57 am
* Builderboy clones shit *  :hyper:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 10, 2010, 02:39:51 am
D:

Also when I have time I should update the first post, unless another staff wishes to do it for me? :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on December 10, 2010, 11:33:27 pm
Also when I have time I should update the first post, unless another staff wishes to do it for me? :P
It looks like apcalc beat me to it, but for future reference, how do we update that table without quote spam?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 11, 2010, 12:52:48 am
You must search the quotes through Netham45 log search engine. Type Quote #73 in the search field, for example, then when opening a log, CTRL+F and do the same thing. Or you can !quote 73 and stuff, but that can be spammy. I recommend doing the latter only past 4:30 AM or something when nobody is online.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eeems on December 11, 2010, 05:39:35 pm
Quote from: IRC
[15:36]   <Netbot45>   [Eeems] I will eat you all!
[15:36]   [ERROR]   No match for “gr”.
[15:37]   <CoolioJaz>   O_o raping science
[15:37]   <Eeems>   wrong time to join a conversation x.x
[15:37]   |<--   KED has left efnet (Ping timeout: 480 seconds)
[15:38]   <CoolioJaz>   lol
[15:38]   <OmnomIRC>   <holmes221b> I've probably been doing that since 1988
[15:38]   <Eeems>   wow, really wrong time x.x
[15:38]   <SpyBot45>   (O) New post by lookitsan00b in Breakout clone http://omniurl.tk/5210/98202
[15:38]   <CoolioJaz>   wow...
[15:38]   <OmnomIRC>   <holmes221b> Isn't it always the wrong time?
:crazy:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: holmes221b on December 11, 2010, 05:50:43 pm
You missed what I'd said before that (not that it makes things any better)...

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[15:30:01] * holmes221b probably shouldn't be reading the funny quotes thread right now...they're trying to blow up the moon with nukes right now--the idiots!--and the main character's father-in-law is having a heart attack.
[...]
[15:30:39] <holmes221b> now the moon's gonna hit the earth five days sooner.
[...]
[15:33:29] <holmes221b> new solution to save the earth: turn the moon into a giant electromagnet, using a machine powered by nukes. I love the Syfy Channel.
[15:33:55] <holmes221b> They make raping science so entertaining.
[15:34:19] <holmes221b> *taping
[15:34:35] <holmes221b> Although raping does kinda still work...
[15:34:46] <holmes221b> (should I shut up now?)

I'm watching this movie on SyFy called 'Impact', it's about a brown dwarf star colliding with the Moon.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 12, 2010, 02:51:13 pm
Lol XD

Joining IRC in the middle of convos can be akward sometimes. ;D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eeems on December 12, 2010, 04:15:54 pm
Especially those ones x.x
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: holmes221b on December 12, 2010, 05:04:28 pm
Joining IRC in the middle of convos can be akward sometimes. ;D
Sometimes? Isn't it always awkward?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eeems on December 12, 2010, 08:14:17 pm
same with in real life x.x
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 13, 2010, 04:04:22 pm
Indeed. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: jnesselr on December 19, 2010, 10:59:10 pm
Quote 91:
Quote
Quote #91 - <graphmastur> I was about to say we could share a room if we were going, but thought that might get addquote'ed, so didn't

Granted, it was about Genolo and anime boston, but that just makes it weirder, doesn't it. :)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 19, 2010, 10:59:34 pm
Lol :P

I should update the first post when I have time.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: apcalc on December 19, 2010, 11:02:37 pm
I've been trying to keep it updated over the past few weeks.  Just added number 91! :)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 20, 2010, 12:47:35 am
Ah cool, thanks :D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 20, 2010, 06:19:54 pm
Quote
[16:16:53] <@DThought> http://goo.gl/QMET awesome song is awesome
[16:17:02] <@OmnomIRC> <ScoutDavid> http://goo.gl/K5f4I
[16:17:04] <@OmnomIRC> <ScoutDavid> Omg no
[16:17:09] <@OmnomIRC> <ScoutDavid> I can't have ben ninja'd like that

I'm just good at rickninja'ing. See quote #86.

EDIT:

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[16:24:52] <+McCoy> and welcome back, space bar    [16:25:08] * Fishbot waves at McCoy's space bar.    [16:25:26] * +McCoy 's space bra waves back.

EDIT2: Just noticed the quotes were out of order, fixed.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 21, 2010, 02:38:49 pm
Lol nice XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 21, 2010, 06:21:58 pm
Fixed quotes on the bot because someone accidentally deleted a quote and the IDs got offset x.x. Sorry for the channel flood.:P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: jnesselr on December 21, 2010, 06:32:38 pm
Fixed quotes on the bot because someone accidentally deleted a quote and the IDs got offset x.x. Sorry for the channel flood.:P
haha, "someone".
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 21, 2010, 08:00:02 pm
Yeah <.<

Also I think Rcfreak0 should add a 2nd chan like #omnimaga2 to the bot list where we can edit Omni quotes if such thing happen again, although I think now only admins can delete quotes. There was just no protection at all <.<
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: yunhua98 on December 23, 2010, 11:36:34 am
Quote
Quote #96 - [09:20:45] * yunhua98 is working on Tap Tap [09:20:53] <yunhua98> but doesn't know how to do music yet [09:20:59] <yunhua98> . :P [09:21:12] <yunhua98> err... late period [09:21:20] <yunhua98> wiat, that sounded wierd

lol, that was a total accident.  :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 23, 2010, 10:03:12 pm
I don't get what sounded weird. ???

Also bad aeTIos for flooding the channel this morning D:<
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: calcdude84se on December 24, 2010, 05:36:20 pm
"late period"
I think that was what sounded funny. Not sure, though.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: holmes221b on December 24, 2010, 07:15:25 pm
If you think too much about the phrase "late period", yeah, it's funny. As in funny awkward.

Especially if there are females present (and no, I was not present for that one).
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 26, 2010, 01:08:23 am
Oh wow I get it, now.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: holmes221b on December 30, 2010, 11:00:58 pm
Glad to have been of assistance.


edit: I think the list needs to be updated...
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: apcalc on December 30, 2010, 11:05:24 pm
Updated! :)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 30, 2010, 11:24:45 pm
Nice, we're close to 100 now. :D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: jnesselr on December 31, 2010, 05:05:11 pm
What's up with Eeems and that last addquote #97? I don't understand it at all.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 31, 2010, 05:23:25 pm
Same ??? Seems like randomness in an IRC channel X.x
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eeems on December 31, 2010, 05:29:34 pm
It was randomness, epic randomness!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: jnesselr on December 31, 2010, 06:29:49 pm
It was randomness, epic randomness!
Epic randomness works for me.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 31, 2010, 11:58:06 pm
Had to cut it down a bit for Jarvis:

Quote
[22:01:10] <@Deep_Blue> !quote 86
[22:01:12] <@Jarvis> Quote #86 - 86 - <+TC01> The Voyage 400 also can't fit in your pocket <@Deep_Blue> http://goo.gl/pc2xM <@yzTheGame> http://goo.gl/pc2xM <@Deep_Blue> HA <@yzTheGame> ninja'd <@Deep_Blue> Ninja'd. <@Deep_Blue> Wow. <@Deep_Blue> I got ninja ninja'd <@yzTheGame> Double ninja'd <@Deep_Blue> Ninja'd. <@Deep_Blue> Again.
[22:01:20] <Fishbot> !quote 100
[22:01:20] <+Runer112> Deep_Blue
[22:01:21] <@Jarvis> Quote #100 - [12:34:40] <Scout> omnoms DJ[12:34:42] <@OmnomIRC> * Qwerty.55 omnoms DJ[12:34:46] <Scout> ninja'd[12:34:47] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> hi[12:34:48] <@OmnomIRC> <Qwerty.55> Ninja'd[12:34:52] <Scout> ninja'd ninja'd[12:34:54] <@OmnomIRC> <Qwerty.55> Double ninja'd/[12:34:58] <Scout> triple ninja[12:35:01] <@OmnomIRC> <Qwerty.55> Triple/
[22:01:22] <+Runer112> !quote 100
[22:01:22] <@Jarvis> Quote #100 - [12:34:40] <Scout> omnoms DJ[12:34:42] <@OmnomIRC> * Qwerty.55 omnoms DJ[12:34:46] <Scout> ninja'd[12:34:47] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> hi[12:34:48] <@OmnomIRC> <Qwerty.55> Ninja'd[12:34:52] <Scout> ninja'd ninja'd[12:34:54] <@OmnomIRC> <Qwerty.55> Double ninja'd/[12:34:58] <Scout> triple ninja[12:35:01] <@OmnomIRC> <Qwerty.55> Triple/
[22:01:23] <+Runer112> damn
[22:01:24] <@Deep_Blue> That was a classic ninja :D
[22:01:25] <+Runer112> ninja'd
[22:01:36] <@Deep_Blue> o.O
[22:01:39] <+Runer112> ninja'd shwoing a ninja'd quote lol
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: jnesselr on January 01, 2011, 12:02:17 am
And so it was quoted...
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 01, 2011, 08:13:43 pm
Interesting ninja
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eeems on January 11, 2011, 10:35:56 pm
Quote
calcdude>   bbiab, must reboot!
   |<--   calcdude has left efnet (Quit: rebooting)
   <Eeems>   kkz
[20:33]   we will just talk about you while you are not here
   hoping you don't read the logs
   we will also make evil plans that include you
   and your calculator
   and a dead fish
   and $7A
   (z)
   -->|   calcdude ([email protected]) has joined #omnimaga
   <Eeems>   hai!
   welcome back!
   remember not to read the logs
   err
[20:34]   hi!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: calcdude84se on January 11, 2011, 10:42:35 pm
Nice, I didn't actually read them :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eeems on January 11, 2011, 10:45:58 pm
heheheh :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on January 12, 2011, 10:38:00 am
What client do you use, btw? It looks nice.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eeems on January 12, 2011, 10:58:18 am
I use Chatzilla with a few options set to make it look nicer :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 12, 2011, 11:08:41 pm
Nice, althought it must be a bit confusing to read X.x (since the nickname doesn't show up on every line)

Also, The Game is so powerful...

Quote
[21:05:18] * @Eeems just lost the game!
[21:05:36] * +[]{}^_-`\ ([email protected]) Quit (west.us.hub ircd.choopa.net)
[21:05:37] * @Juju ([email protected]) Quit (west.us.hub ircd.choopa.net)
[21:05:37] * +SpyBot45 ([email protected]) Quit (west.us.hub ircd.choopa.net)
[21:05:37] * +OmnomIRC ([email protected]) Quit (west.us.hub ircd.choopa.net)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eeems on January 12, 2011, 11:24:46 pm
Or is it just me in combination with the game?

42 doesn't even let you win THE GAME
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on January 13, 2011, 12:15:17 am
/me feels the power...
/me lost
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eeems on January 13, 2011, 02:07:13 am
Muaha!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on January 13, 2011, 03:03:41 am
Eeems! What the hell you did you made my whole server lose the game!

Oh noes Eeems is beginning to be really powerful here.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on January 17, 2011, 12:18:56 pm
Quote
[10:13:43] <@DThought> !dropkick yunhua98
[10:14:02] * @rcfreak0 ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 480 seconds)
[10:14:12] <@yunhua98> you missed and kicked rcfreak off the channel!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: yunhua98 on January 17, 2011, 12:21:42 pm
I lsot the gmae
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eeems on January 17, 2011, 01:27:00 pm
Muahaha
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Munchor on January 17, 2011, 03:48:07 pm
:w00t:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: c.sprinkle on January 17, 2011, 04:59:06 pm
grrrrrr. I lost, but. . .
 :hyper: (Think of the smiley!  >:D)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Binder News on January 17, 2011, 11:37:19 pm
Quote
[21:31:21] * Binder News eats Hot_Dog without ketchup or mustard
[21:32:06] <calc84maniac> which means something bad happened with the emulation :(
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 18, 2011, 12:48:23 am
O.o
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eeems on January 18, 2011, 01:20:39 am
haha :P

(also, stupid rate down button...I always accidentally click it instead of rate up >.< )
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 18, 2011, 01:24:18 am
Yeah that happened to me often on Youtube. X.x (back when they had the same system)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on January 26, 2011, 09:50:52 pm
Massive wall of funny:
Spoiler For Lots of lols:
[21:07:12] <Zeda> Gah, the internet here is normally fairly fast
[21:07:38] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet noms on Zeda's internet
[21:08:25] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by shmibs in Uberspire's Project Paradise http://omniurl.tk/6318/113827
[21:08:28] <Zeda> It's been four minutes so far and it still hasn't loaded up the page I commented on...
[21:10:04] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> x.x
[21:10:13] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> maybe someone is torrenting
[21:10:21] <Zeda> What does that mean?
[21:10:43] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> it's a way to download pirated material
[21:10:49] <+Genolo> I want to try torrenting at school
[21:10:54] <+Genolo> like
[21:10:57] <+Genolo> plug into ethernet
[21:11:04] <+Genolo> and see how fast it is
[21:11:09] <+Genolo> also you can download non pirated material as well
[21:11:10] <@OmnomIRC> <graphmastur> It's illegal at my school
[21:11:14] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> but when downloading stuff from torrents, it slows your connection down like shit
[21:11:14] <+Genolo> it's especially useful if you have
[21:11:15] <+Genolo> like
[21:11:17] <+Genolo> giant files
[21:11:31] <Zeda> So if I unplug this, I can f*ck something up!?!
[21:11:47] <+Genolo> my school probably has a fast connection
[21:11:50] <+Genolo> but it's shared
[21:11:53] <+Genolo> across so many computers
[21:12:14] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet can't be in any activities involved in the overthrow of the US government on school computers because it says so in our handbook...
[21:12:25] <+Genolo> my school's internet policy
[21:12:25] <@OmnomIRC> <graphmastur> lol
[21:12:27] <+Genolo> I read it the other day
[21:12:40] <Zeda> So why is my internet so slow? I'm not downloading anything except a web page
[21:12:42] <+Genolo> and it looks like the worse thing that can happen to you if you "abuse" it is they revoke it
[21:13:00] <@OmnomIRC> <graphmastur> zeda: download prizm pr0n is slow
[21:13:07] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> wow, we can, I believe, get kicked out of school
[21:13:39] <Zeda> It's been 9 minutes, now, still downloading
[21:13:51] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> ,,,,,,,.....'''''''....,,,,.,...''.',.,.,','.'.'..,.,.,'.'..,.,,'..,'..,'..,'..'..'..'.,',.'.,',.,.,','.'.'..,.,'.,'.,'.,'.,'.,'.,'.,'.,'[.,'.,'.',[.].[.].[.].'.[.].'.[.].'.[.].'.[.].'.[.].'.[.].'.[.].'.[.].'.[.].'.[.].'.[.].'.[.].'.[.].'.[.].'.[.].'.[.].'.[.].'.[.].[.[.].''.'.[,].,].[.],;.],[.,'..'.,[,][.,
[21:14:02] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Find the pattern, Zeda! >:D
[21:14:11] <@geekboy> boobies
[21:14:13] <@geekboy> found it
[21:14:25] <@OmnomIRC> <graphmastur> ...
[21:14:25] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> no, that's not the pattern
[21:14:37] <@OmnomIRC> <graphmastur> my eyes just bleed out, and I lost the game.
[21:14:38] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Stop using up Zeda's internet time!! >:D =P
[21:14:48] <@geekboy> you holding your hand sideways on the keyboard
[21:14:51] <@geekboy> and mashing keyys
[21:15:00] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> maybe
[21:15:04] <@geekboy> ;)
[21:15:09] <@geekboy> cause they fit aperfect spot
[21:15:34] <@OmnomIRC> <Deep Thought> O.O I'm gone for three and a half hours and geekboy, ztrumpet, and Zeda are still here finding patterns in numbers.
[21:15:43] <@geekboy> lol dthought ;)
[21:15:58] <@OmnomIRC> <Deep Thought> Those are some exciting numbers :P
[21:16:13] <@OmnomIRC> <graphmastur> I'm still wondering why DJ had porno on his prizm.
[21:16:27] * Zeda_ ([email protected]) has joined #omnimaga
[21:16:32] <Fishbot> Zeda, Prizm, P0rn? What did I just walk in on?
[21:16:38] <Zeda_> Well, that fixed it.
[21:16:56] <Zeda_> My internet is fast again
[21:17:08] <Zeda_> Now I'm p!ssed
[21:17:09] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> yay
[21:17:10] * CoolioJaz ([email protected]) has joined #omnimaga
[21:17:10] * Netbot45 sets mode: +o CoolioJaz
[21:17:18] <@OmnomIRC> <graphmastur> lol
[21:17:19] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> lol Deep!
[21:17:20] * Fishbot has slow internet because he's downloading a new OS.
[21:17:28] <@OmnomIRC> <graphmastur> good night everybody!
[21:17:32] <Zeda_> Night!
[21:17:34] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> 2.56 MP?
[21:17:38] <@OmnomIRC> <Deep Thought> Knight.
[21:17:40] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> nightie graph!
[21:17:48] <@OmnomIRC> <Deep Thought> Fishbot: 3.0?
[21:17:49] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> *bai
[21:17:50] <Fishbot> Linux.
[21:17:54] <@OmnomIRC> <Deep Thought> Ninja'd by ztrumpet O.o
[21:17:56] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> ah
[21:17:58] <Zeda_> 2.56MP for the computer?
[21:18:03] <@OmnomIRC> <Deep Thought> Fishbot: Ubuntu?
[21:18:03] <Zeda_> Cool!
[21:18:05] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> lol
[21:18:11] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> BOSDs, here we come!
[21:18:12] <Fishbot> Graphmastur asked me too.
[21:18:12] * KermM_ ([email protected]) has joined #omnimaga
[21:18:17] <@OmnomIRC> <graphmastur> he's doing it for me!
[21:18:18] * Zeda ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds)
[21:18:19] <@OmnomIRC> <calc84maniac> Linux for the TI-Nspire?
[21:18:20] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by DJ Omnimaga in List of most fake news posted http://omniurl.tk/6349/113828
[21:18:22] <@OmnomIRC> <Deep Thought> Zeda_: NO! That would suck!
[21:18:22] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet eats KermM
[21:18:34] * +Genolo slaps geekboy around a bit with a large trout
[21:18:38] <@OmnomIRC> * Deep Thought eats the other half
[21:18:38] <@OmnomIRC> <graphmastur> because I want teh usb of the prizm. So it was either fishbot give me your prizm, or fishbot, give me fun data.
[21:18:48] <@OmnomIRC> <Deep Thought> *artian
[21:18:53] * Fishbot gives Graph all of his data
[21:18:57] * Zeda_ is now known as Zeda
[21:18:59] <@OmnomIRC> <graphmastur> I hate fish
[21:19:06] <@OmnomIRC> * Deep Thought robs the king
[21:19:08] * Fishbot stabs Graph
[21:19:11] <@OmnomIRC> <graphmastur> woot, I like data. Now I can't sleep because I must analyze
[21:19:15] <@OmnomIRC> <graphmastur> and now I die.
[21:19:48] <Fishbot> Darn it, really slow internet because of the two huge downloads x.x
[21:20:01] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet gives new data:
[21:20:15] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by Darl181 in msd8x won't work http://omniurl.tk/6345/113829
[21:20:55] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> @z80 69 2EDA 15 0A CA7C 3057E4
[21:20:56] <+Runer112> [Z80] Disassembly \ http://z80.pastebin.com/q0iKtues \ ld l,c \ ld l,$DA \ dec d \ ld a,(bc) \ jp z,$307C \ ld d,a \ .db $E4
[21:21:28] <@OmnomIRC> <Deep Thought> 0.xx
[21:21:33] <Zeda> 3057E4?
[21:21:58] <@geekboy> ;.; geno
[21:22:07] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> I tried, okay...
[21:22:22] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> wow
[21:22:31] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> new archive.org site in beta
[21:22:31] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> I couldn't figure out how to end it either, so just fill in the blank
[21:22:33] <@OmnomIRC> <Deep Thought> @z80 FA17
[21:22:33] <+Runer112> [Z80] Instruction \ Main: jp cc,imm16 \ Bytes: 3 \ Cycles: 10 \ Flags: --------
[21:22:34] <Fishbot> Yay, 5% down...
[21:22:40] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> it has newer caches of websites
[21:22:50] <@geekboy> yay
[21:23:00] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> YAY! 1812 Overture came on CD player!!
[21:23:01] <Fishbot> Z80 0303
[21:23:04] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> it's glitchy tho. example: Omni in late 08, but the beta shows images from 2010 http://replay.waybackmachine.org/20081201031903/http://www.omnimaga.org/
[21:23:05] <@OmnomIRC> <Deep Thought> Wow, Runer112's @z80's gotten really complicated.
[21:23:08] <Fishbot> @z80 0303
[21:23:09] <Zeda> 3057E4?
[21:23:09] <+Runer112> [Z80] Disassembly \ http://z80.pastebin.com/CnphSpUF \ inc bc \ inc bc
[21:23:12] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> @z80 0303
[21:23:12] <+Runer112> [Z80] Disassembly \ http://z80.pastebin.com/CGWH1Rsw \ inc bc \ inc bc
[21:23:17] <Fishbot> Ninja;d
[21:23:19] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> ninja'd ='(
[21:23:25] <Fishbot> Double :p
[21:23:27] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> ninja'd again ='((
[21:23:31] <@OmnomIRC> <Deep Thought> NO
[21:23:33] <Fishbot> Triple :p
[21:23:35] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> and again ='(((
[21:23:37] <Fishbot> !quote 100
[21:23:38] <@OmnomIRC> <Deep Thought> DON'T START THAT AGAIN
[21:23:38] <@Jarvis> Quote #100 - [12:34:40] <Scout> omnoms DJ[12:34:42] <@OmnomIRC> * Qwerty.55 omnoms DJ[12:34:46] <Scout> ninja'd[12:34:47] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> hi[12:34:48] <@OmnomIRC> <Qwerty.55> Ninja'd[12:34:52] <Scout> ninja'd ninja'd[12:34:54] <@OmnomIRC> <Qwerty.55> Double ninja'd/[12:34:58] <Scout> triple ninja[12:35:01] <@OmnomIRC> <Qwerty.55> Triple/
[21:23:40] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:23:45] <Fishbot> Quad :p
[21:23:46] <@OmnomIRC> <Deep Thought> !quote 86
[21:23:49] <@OmnomIRC> <Deep Thought> :P
[21:24:05] <Fishbot> Omnom will always lose to IRC.
[21:24:08] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Do quotes 106 and 107
[21:24:10] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by shmibs in Your calculator collection http://omniurl.tk/6338/113830
[21:24:15] <Fishbot> !quote 106
[21:24:16] <@Jarvis> Quote #106 - <Xeda112358> That's okay, I was looking for some papers in my bag for class and I couldn't figure out how the search function worked.
[21:24:22] <Fishbot> !quote 107
[21:24:23] <@Jarvis> Quote #107 - <ztrumpet> lol, I just looked for the 'XTthetaN' button on the computer so I wouldn't have to hold down shift while I hit 'X'
[21:24:51] <Zeda> 3057E4? It doesn't help that I mix up 4 with r
[21:25:17] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Good, that 4 was supposed to be an r
[21:25:28] <Fishbot> !addquote :p
[21:25:29] <@Jarvis> Quote #108 has been added.
[21:25:30] <Zeda> So the 3?
[21:25:33] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> I couldn't figure out what an 'r' was =P
[21:25:37] <Fishbot> Wait, what?
[21:25:37] <+Runer112> erm Fishbot?
[21:25:43] <@DThought> !quote 108
[21:25:43] <@Jarvis> Quote #108 - :p
[21:25:46] <Fishbot> That wasn't supposed to happen.
[21:25:48] <+Runer112> delete that DThought
[21:25:49] <@DThought> :P
[21:25:51] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> 3 == m in this case
[21:26:01] <@DThought> !delquote 108
[21:26:02] <@Jarvis> Quote #108 has been deleted.
[21:26:02] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> spam D:
[21:26:09] <@DThought> Anyone can delete still, right?
[21:26:12] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet eats spam
[21:26:16] <+Runer112> nope
[21:26:17] <+Runer112> only ops
[21:26:19] <@DThought> Or only mods?
[21:26:23] <@DThought> Ops.
[21:26:41] <@DThought> Runer112: Your @z80 updates are great :D
[21:26:46] <Zeda> 3057E4=MOSTER?
[21:26:47] <+Runer112> which ones
[21:26:47] <@DThought> I should really update mine.
[21:26:50] <+Runer112> the single cmmand stuff?
[21:26:54] <@DThought> Yeah.
[21:26:56] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam & http://www.omnimaga.org/Games/starcraft/starcraft.swf
[21:26:58] <+Runer112> which reminds me
[21:27:00] <Zeda> Oh!
[21:27:01] <+Runer112> i need to finish that still
[21:27:02] <@DThought> But I left the source on the thumbdrive I lost.
[21:27:03] <Fishbot> Zeda is a Monster?
[21:27:06] <+Runer112> it doesn't have command descriptions yet
[21:27:09] <+Runer112> saying what it actually does lol
[21:27:14] <@DThought> Wow.
[21:27:18] <Zeda> ^-^ Thankee!
[21:27:20] <Fishbot> Oh, calc monster.
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[21:27:24] * Jarvis sets mode: +o rcfreak0_
[21:27:24] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Fishiebot, sure
[21:27:33] <@DThought> I want to keep mine the same as yours :D
[21:27:36] <Fishbot> Oh, Fishibot
[21:27:37] <@DThought> In color, etc.
[21:27:40] * Fishbot is now known as Fishybot
[21:27:49] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Yea!
[21:28:02] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> He's my FishBotie (PRonounced Buddy)
[21:28:03] <Fishybot> 22% downloaded!
[21:28:07] <+Runer112> maybe i'll do that right now actually
[21:28:09] * Zeda is now known as LadyZady
[21:28:26] <Fishybot> Where's Dame to complete the list?
[21:28:28] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> me eats one (1) Thunder Bolt
[21:28:33] <LadyZady> I can has Fishy?
[21:28:52] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> No, Zeda can have Fish7!
[21:28:54] * Fishybot hugs LadyZady
[21:29:08] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> ( Cause it's Iambian)!!! (Clever pun!)
[21:29:08] <Fishybot> Don't let him eat me!
[21:29:16] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet eats...
[21:29:17] <LadyZady> <(^_^)> yums!
[21:29:20] <Fishybot> No!
[21:29:21] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Fishboy!
[21:29:32] * Fishybot doesn't respond to that
[21:29:39] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> lol
[21:29:48] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> serious rotfl
[21:30:06] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> (@ yums and NO!)
[21:30:38] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Did anyone get the Fish7 refrence?
[21:30:40] <LadyZady> It's THunderBolt, by the way :P Kinda like the Pokemon move...
[21:30:43] * Fishybot is missing a fin because of ztrumpet
[21:30:46] <@DThought> No?
[21:30:54] <Fishybot> D:<
[21:30:56] * @DThought stabs the other fin
[21:31:01] <@DThought> :)
[21:31:07] * Fishybot flops helplessly
[21:31:11] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Fine,
[21:31:16] * @DThought spears Fishbot
[21:31:24] <@DThought> Where's my pot?
[21:31:25] * Fishybot is now known as Dragonbot
[21:31:30] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet eats THUNDERBOLT KAPOW ZEDA!!!!!
[21:31:32] <@DThought> Oh, wait, I'm cooking the lobster.
[21:31:34] * Dragonbot fries DThought
[21:31:36] * Speler ([email protected]) Quit (Leaving)
[21:31:49] <Dragonbot> Magical Fishybot.
[21:31:50] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Go DragonBOT!
[21:31:51] <LadyZady> And with a mighty roar: MEOW!
[21:31:55] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet <3 Dragonbot
[21:32:04] * Dragonbot swats ztrumpet
[21:32:19] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> I think this entire thing needs togo in the quotes thread =P
[21:32:24] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet eats DragonBot
[21:32:48] <Dragonbot> No, eat Zady!
[21:32:55] <@OmnomIRC> <Darl181> are there any game ideas floating around that would be somewhat easy to do?
[21:32:56] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet noms on LadyZady
[21:33:05] * Dragonbot is now known as Nickbot
[21:33:08] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Darl, look up lite on ticalc
[21:33:12] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> make with AI
[21:33:12] <Nickbot> Er, wait, typo
[21:33:14] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Go!
[21:33:19] <@OmnomIRC> <Darl181> lite.
[21:33:20] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> lol
[21:33:20] * Nickbot is now known as Fishybot
[21:33:37] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet eats FishyButt
[21:33:39] <@OmnomIRC> <Darl181> link?
[21:33:52] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> um, I don't have one atm
[21:34:07] * @rcfreak0 ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 480 seconds)
[21:34:07] <@DThought> Fishybutt: I know what that is! It's a butt!
[21:34:09] <@OmnomIRC> <Darl181> oh, "tic tac toe with a twist"
[21:34:12] <Fishybot> http://www.ticalc.org/archives/news/articles/2/24/24503.html
[21:34:25] <Fishybot> I found Atlantis!
[21:34:28] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> http://www.ticalc.org/archives/files/fileinfo/107/10770.html
[21:34:32] <@DThought> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0266543/quotes
[21:35:11] * Fishybot is not a disgraceful clownfish. He is a Fishybot
[21:35:13] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet noms on LadyZady
[21:35:31] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet eats Iambian's ESoR source
[21:35:40] <@OmnomIRC> <Darl181> I'm on it ;D
[21:35:46] <Fishybot> Er, LadyZady?
[21:35:50] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Awesome!
[21:35:51] <@OmnomIRC> <Darl181> ai's going to be hard tho
[21:36:00] <@OmnomIRC> <Darl181> night
[21:36:14] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> http://xkcd.com/325/
[21:36:40] * Fishybot needs to do homework
[21:36:44] * Fishybot ignores it
[21:36:46] <LadyZady> I think it is about time I unplug my ethernet cable again...
[21:37:05] * Fishybot points at ztrumpet nomming LadyZady
[21:37:28] <LadyZady> !
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[21:37:31] <LadyZady> Aiy!
[21:38:30] * LadyZady ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Page closed)
[21:38:43] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Bai Zady
[21:38:54] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> wow
[21:39:01] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> I totally forgot I posted that fake news
[21:39:15] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> i think that was shortly before Metroid II Evolution release
[21:39:21] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> http://web.archive.org/web/20060711223928/www.ti-news.net/conglomerate.php check the brown text
[21:39:26] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> June 24th Omni news
[21:39:32] * Fishybot wonders if it was the p0rn comment that scared Zeda away
[21:39:56] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> fishy pr0n?
[21:40:02] <Fishybot> Eww, no.
[21:40:23] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> lol
[21:40:39] * Fishybot doesn't even want to imagine what Google has to say about Fishyp0rn.
[21:41:06] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> lol
[21:41:12] <@DThought> A-Aliens?
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[21:41:41] <@OmnomIRC> <Xeda112358> No, it seems that if I unplug my ethernet for a minute, my internet speed goes back to normal.
[21:41:58] * Fishybot noms Xeda's Internet
[21:42:22] <Fishybot> 66% >:D
[21:42:30] <Fishybot> Er, that should be evil >.>
[21:43:12] <Fishybot> Runer?
[21:43:28] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> 66.7%'s not evil
[21:43:43] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> night all!
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[21:43:46] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> bai
[21:43:47] <Fishybot> Night.
[21:43:53] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> cya'll later
[21:43:55] <@OmnomIRC> <Xeda112358> Gar, internet is still slowing back down
[21:44:04] <@OmnomIRC> <Xeda112358> Night!
[21:44:10] * Fishybot wires in a T1 line to Xeda's house
[21:44:13] <Fishybot> Bye
[21:44:14] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet eats Fishbot, Zeda, and Blissey on the way out
[21:44:22] <Blissey> !
[21:44:24] <Fishybot> Who is Blissey?
[21:44:28] <Blissey> ...
[21:44:37] <Fishybot> ... <.<
[21:44:52] <Fishybot> >.>
[21:44:56] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> >.>
[21:45:00] <@OmnomIRC> <Xeda112358> It's not even loading my TICalc page!
[21:45:00] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet runs
[21:45:05] <Fishybot> Ninja'd again.
[21:45:14] * Blissey ran away!
[21:45:21] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> lol
[21:45:29] <Fishybot> Yes it is. Look deeper...
[21:45:35] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Iambian?
[21:45:44] <Blissey> Bli-see!
[21:45:51] <Fishybot> Bye-See?
[21:46:01] <Blissey> see?
[21:46:22] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Xeda!
[21:46:27] <Blissey> !
[21:46:35] <Blissey> Bli?
[21:46:46] <Fishybot> Qwerty!
[21:46:47] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Alright, now that I've unmasked Blissey, I can go to bed
[21:46:51] <@DThought> Fishybot: Look deeper. Think deeper.â„¢
[21:46:54] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Night 2EDA!
[21:47:01] <Blissey> g'night!
[21:47:09] <@DThought> Knight.
[21:47:10] * Blissey is now known as Zeda
[21:47:12] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by meishe91 in Choice Endurance Help http://omniurl.tk/6322/113831
[21:47:14] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> (By the way, IPs...)
[21:47:25] <Zeda> Yeah...
[21:47:37] * Fishybot thinks ztrumpet shouldn't know IPs...
[21:48:32] * Zeda gets paranoid
[21:48:42] <Zeda> >.>....<.<
[21:48:59] * Fishybot has already beaten Zeda to paranoia
[21:49:21] <Fishybot> Ahhhh, they're after me!
[21:49:29] * Fishybot runs from the room screaming
[21:49:33] <Zeda> I've been paranoid for years...
[21:49:41] * Fishybot ([email protected]) Quit (because of the people in black suits)
[21:50:09] * Zeda ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Page closed)
[21:50:31] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet eats Fishbot and Zeda
[21:50:31] <@OmnomIRC> <Qwerty.55> 92%...
[21:50:35] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by z80man in Casio Prizm documentation http://omniurl.tk/5610/113832
[21:50:40] <@OmnomIRC> <Xeda112358> g'night all
[21:50:51] <@OmnomIRC> * Qwerty.55 noms ztrumpet, Fishbot, and Zeda (and Xeda)
[21:51:18] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> night all (you too, Xeda)
[21:51:27] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by Qwerty.55 in Casio Prizm documentation http://omniurl.tk/5610/113833
[21:52:37] <@OmnomIRC> <Qwerty.55> Someone needs to put that earlier exchange in the funny quotes thread.
[21:53:11] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> you can do it - I'd just quote the past hour and call it good
[21:55:07] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet eats Qwerty.55 - "Don't even try to eat me."
[21:55:21] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet disconnects
[21:55:26] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> bai

Best part:
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[21:43:46] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> bai
[21:43:47] <Fishybot> Night.
[21:43:53] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> cya'll later
[21:43:55] <@OmnomIRC> <Xeda112358> Gar, internet is still slowing back down
[21:44:04] <@OmnomIRC> <Xeda112358> Night!
[21:44:10] * Fishybot wires in a T1 line to Xeda's house
[21:44:13] <Fishybot> Bye
[21:44:14] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet eats Fishbot, Zeda, and Blissey on the way out
[21:44:22] <Blissey> !
[21:44:24] <Fishybot> Who is Blissey?
[21:44:28] <Blissey> ...
[21:44:37] <Fishybot> ... <.<
[21:44:52] <Fishybot> >.>
[21:44:56] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> >.>
[21:45:00] <@OmnomIRC> <Xeda112358> It's not even loading my TICalc page!
[21:45:00] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet runs
[21:45:05] <Fishybot> Ninja'd again.
[21:45:14] * Blissey ran away!
[21:45:21] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> lol
[21:45:29] <Fishybot> Yes it is. Look deeper...
[21:45:35] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Iambian?
[21:45:44] <Blissey> Bli-see!
[21:45:51] <Fishybot> Bye-See?
[21:46:01] <Blissey> see?
[21:46:22] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Xeda!
[21:46:27] <Blissey> !
[21:46:35] <Blissey> Bli?
[21:46:46] <Fishybot> Qwerty!
[21:46:47] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Alright, now that I've unmasked Blissey, I can go to bed
[21:46:51] <@DThought> Fishybot: Look deeper. Think deeper.â„¢
[21:46:54] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Night 2EDA!
[21:47:01] <Blissey> g'night!
[21:47:09] <@DThought> Knight.
[21:47:10] * Blissey is now known as Zeda
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Xeda112358 on January 26, 2011, 10:53:49 pm
/me likes that one...
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 27, 2011, 01:21:00 am
Lol nice
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TravisE on February 23, 2011, 12:14:42 pm
I may just have an odd sense of humor, but here's an out-of-context one that I found mildly humorous:

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23 10:45:03 -!- Netsplit ircd.choopa.net <-> ny.us.hub quits: KED, @OmnomIRC, @miotatsu, +SpyBot45, @Jarvis
23 10:45:11 -!- Netsplit ircd.choopa.net <-> ny.us.hub quits: +aksnowman, +debrouxl, +JosJuice, Kristaba, +ldebrouxl, +shaun, +Buckeye, @Juju, @geekboy, +debrouxl_, @Netbot45, @Genolo, +chronomex, +j-b-r_, +Runer112, +DSP_Lord, @Netham45, Scout, tifreak_, +Jonimus, KermM_, @Tribal, +Pgoebbels, +broooom
23 10:59:05 -!- tifreak [[email protected]] has joined #omnimaga
23 10:59:07 -!- Netsplit over, joins: +shaun, +debrouxl, +ldebrouxl, +chronomex, +BrandonW, +tev|stdby, @Tribal, @Netbot45, @geekboy, @miotatsu, +SpyBot45, KermM_, tifreak_, Scout, +JosJuice, +broooom, @Juju, +Buckeye, @Netham45, @Genolo, +DSP_Lord, +Jonimus, @Jarvis, @Su-Chan, +j-b-r_, +aksnowman, KED, Kristaba, +Runer112, +Pgoebbels, @OmnomIRC, +lemmy
23 10:59:13 -!- mode/#omnimaga [+o tev] by Netbot45
23 10:59:47 -!- rcfreak0 [[email protected]] has joined #omnimaga
23 10:59:51 -!- mode/#omnimaga [+o rcfreak0] by Jarvis
23 11:04:12 <+Runer112> damnit Juju update your minecraft server
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on February 23, 2011, 12:29:10 pm
Sounds mildly humorous indeed.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on February 25, 2011, 03:02:32 am
Lol I don't get it D:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TravisE on February 25, 2011, 09:02:37 am
To me, it was as if Juju's Minecraft server not being updated was somehow the fault of EFnet falling apart and having such a huge netsplit (for me, since I was on the wrong side and lost it :P).
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on February 25, 2011, 08:20:12 pm
lol
Quote
[17:37:57] (O) New post by DJ_O in Nspire CX Officially Announced http://omniurl.tk/6758/124263
[17:39:09] (O) New post by apcalc in Nspire CX Officially Announced http://omniurl.tk/6758/124264
[17:39:18] (O) New post by yunhua98 in TI-84 Pocket http://omniurl.tk/6783/124265
[17:40:19] (O) New post by DJ_O in Nspire CX Officially Announced http://omniurl.tk/6758/124266
[17:40:30] (O) New post by yunhua98 in Correlation: Correlific Mode! http://omniurl.tk/6782/124267
[17:41:20] (O) New post by apcalc in Nspire CX Officially Announced http://omniurl.tk/6758/124268
[17:47:13] (O) New post by yunhua98 in a little friendly competition[ http://omniurl.tk/6725/124270
[17:51:46] (O) New post by DJ_O in TI-Nspire prototype 1.1.7320 http://omniurl.tk/6727/124272
[17:52:59] (O) New post by DJ_O in PRIZM Emu http://omniurl.tk/5966/124273
[17:53:51] (O) New post by Michael_Lee in Easy way to make a compiler? : http://omniurl.tk/6762/124274
[17:54:21] (O) New post by program4 in Quasilat http://omniurl.tk/6755/124275
[17:55:24] (O) New post by program4 in Correlation: Correlific Mode! http://omniurl.tk/6782/124276
[17:57:12] (O) New post by ztrumpet in Nspire CX Officially Announced http://omniurl.tk/6758/124277
[17:57:33] (O) New post by Michael_Lee in Correlation: Correlific Mode! http://omniurl.tk/6782/124278
[17:57:49] (O) New post by critor in TI-Nspire prototype 1.1.7320 http://omniurl.tk/6727/124279
[18:00:13] (O) New post by Deep Thought in Nspire CX Officially Announced http://omniurl.tk/6758/124280
[18:01:22] (O) New post by ruler501 in Nspire CX Officially Announced http://omniurl.tk/6758/124281
[18:01:30] <Michael_Lee> </wall>
[18:01:38] (O) New post by Deep Thought in TI-84 Pocket http://omniurl.tk/6783/124282
[18:02:16] (O) New post by ztrumpet in Quasilat http://omniurl.tk/6755/124283
[18:02:41] <ztrumpet> </Michael Lee>
[18:02:51] <DJ_O> <thegame>
[18:03:17] <apcalc> <rickroll>
[18:03:38] <DJ_O> <textarea>
[18:03:40] (O) New post by Deep Thought in Why never to use Goto. http://omniurl.tk/4021/124284
[18:03:51] <ztrumpet> <stab>
[18:04:12] <DJ_O> That's Deep Thought's job
[18:04:17] <@Juju> lol
[18:04:43] <ztrumpet> lol
[18:04:47] <yeongJIN_COOL> at least, he doesnt hav da raz-r
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on February 25, 2011, 08:24:33 pm
I actually stabbed ztrumpet after he said that but irc.umich.edu decided to lag :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on February 25, 2011, 08:29:20 pm
D:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on February 27, 2011, 12:12:12 am
[00:06:30] <tanner> I'll give someone a hug if they can help with this file thing :/
[00:07:00] <+alberthro> tanner: what language?
[00:07:20] <+alberthro> I have 1 minute if it's Python. Others tho... can't help unfortunately :(
[00:07:21] <@DJ_O> alberthro has an urge to get a tanner hug
[00:07:28] <@DJ_O> :P
[00:07:31] <tanner> Nspire C, the Makefile thing seems to not like whatever directory
[00:07:31] <+alberthro> lol DJ_O
[00:07:37] <tanner> I put it in*

This is a good thing between the first/second lines and the last two there was relevant text, else this could have ended up as another NSFW out-of-context quote. O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ralphdspam on March 13, 2011, 03:52:38 pm
This is really funny out of context, so I will leave it out of context.

[13:41:53] <graphmastur> I still vote that you just kiss her.
[13:41:55] <graphmastur> j/k
[13:42:24] <@apcalc> I love AP Chem! :)
[13:42:37] <@apcalc> seriously, though, it depends a lot on your teacher...
[13:42:48] <+qazz42> graph, no, just no
[13:42:51] (O) New post by DJ_O in BatLib Demo Programs http://omniurl.tk/6412/130398
[13:42:54] <+Su-Chan> hahah
[13:43:00] <+Su-Chan> yeah qazz42, kiss 'er :P
[13:43:08] <graphmastur> that it does. Our teacher is awesome, but sometimes the class is a pain...
[13:43:08] <+momrocker> shes in love with you :D
[13:43:13] <graphmastur> she probably is.
[13:43:21] <+Su-Chan> Just grab her by the shoulders and plant one right on the lips :D
[13:43:35] <@apcalc> lol

EDIT: If you want context, go here: http://ourl.ca/9611
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: jnesselr on March 13, 2011, 03:54:50 pm
definitely should add context....
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on March 13, 2011, 03:55:55 pm
X.x
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: qazz42 on March 13, 2011, 03:56:07 pm
This is really funny out of context, so I will leave it out of context.

[13:41:53] <graphmastur> I still vote that you just kiss her.
[13:41:55] <graphmastur> j/k
[13:42:24] <@apcalc> I love AP Chem! :)
[13:42:37] <@apcalc> seriously, though, it depends a lot on your teacher...
[13:42:48] <+qazz42> graph, no, just no
[13:42:51] (O) New post by DJ_O in BatLib Demo Programs http://omniurl.tk/6412/130398
[13:42:54] <+Su-Chan> hahah
[13:43:00] <+Su-Chan> yeah qazz42, kiss 'er :P
[13:43:08] <graphmastur> that it does. Our teacher is awesome, but sometimes the class is a pain...
[13:43:08] <+momrocker> shes in love with you :D
[13:43:13] <graphmastur> she probably is.
[13:43:21] <+Su-Chan> Just grab her by the shoulders and plant one right on the lips :D
[13:43:35] <@apcalc> lol

`-` /kills
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ralphdspam on March 13, 2011, 04:26:25 pm
/me runs away D:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ralphdspam on April 01, 2011, 08:53:56 pm
Sorry about the double post (all the way), but I have a funny quote.  
Quote from: Omnom April 1
[18:09:31] <Darl181> ...and the giant pizza goes into the oven...
[18:13:47] <+Eeems> lucky
[18:13:50] <+Eeems> I had pizza too
[18:13:53] <+Eeems> not that much though
[18:15:05] <Darl181> we just got a giant one, it's like 18 inches wide :P
[18:15:15] <Darl181> measured in pounds
[18:19:58] <+qazz42> wanna her a joke?
[18:20:07] <+qazz42> *hear
[18:20:25] <+qazz42> Glass Joe
[18:30:21] <Deep Thought> That's what she said.
[18:30:26] <Deep Thought> 20 minutes late.
[18:30:34] <Deep Thought> 21.
[18:33:40] <+qazz42> what?
[18:40:45] <thepenguin77> hahaha. nice one deep
[18:55:04] <Deep Thought> [18:09:31] <Darl181> ...and the giant pizza goes into the oven...
[18:55:13] <Deep Thought> 18:15:05] <Darl181> we just got a giant one, it's like 18 inches wide :P
[18:55:14] <Darl181> for the record i was talking about a pizza :P
[18:55:26] <Deep Thought> *[18:15:05]
[18:55:34] <Deep Thought> Oh, really? :P
[18:55:43] <Darl181> and THE PIZZA tastes good, btw
[18:55:51] <Deep Thought> ...
[18:55:53] <Darl181> I was about to say
[18:56:10] <@DThought> !addquote [18:15:05] <Darl181> we just got a giant one, it's like 18 inches wide :P
[18:56:10] <@Jarvis> Quote #115 has been added.
[18:56:13] <Darl181> "it tastes good" but that would sound srone
[18:56:16] <@DThought> !quote 115
[18:56:16] <@Jarvis> Quote #115 - [18:15:05] <Darl181> we just got a giant one, it's like 18 inches wide :P
[18:56:19] <Darl181> :P
[18:56:38] <Darl181> it would be better as quote 181, but w/e
[18:56:39] <Darl181> lol
[18:57:07] <@DThought> :P
[18:57:09] <@DThought> !quote 181
[18:57:10] <Darl181> *would sound wrong
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Darl181 on April 01, 2011, 08:55:24 pm
Ok, I was talking about a pizza...
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ralphdspam on April 01, 2011, 08:58:21 pm
Yeah. Notice that I left it in context. 
I wonder what would happen if I left it out of context. O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Darl181 on April 01, 2011, 08:59:37 pm
It would be is quote 115. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 01, 2011, 09:16:44 pm
I lol'ed hard XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Netham45 on April 02, 2011, 09:57:57 pm
Quote
[19:51:56] <+Runer112> oh yeah, and picking up girls by complementing them on their breasts
[19:51:56] <@Eeems> lucky you :P
[19:51:58] <+Runer112> NO
[19:52:00] <+Runer112> DON'T DO THAT
[19:52:02] <Happybobjr> Start witht small compliments. 1 a day. at the same time
[19:52:05] <@Eeems> I'd probably get shunned for them :P
[19:52:08] <@Eeems> Runer112: haha
[19:52:14] <Ashbad> Then your girls must be really abnormal
[19:52:15] <+Runer112> not that I know from experience
[19:52:19] <Happybobjr> and then work up (with NO SEXUAL COMPLIMENTS)
[19:52:25] <+Runer112> lol
[19:52:26] <@Eeems> I just got called by toll free serv
[19:52:35] <Ashbad> Happy bob, I can't tell if your joking or not
[19:52:35] <Netham45> "My, what perky breasts you have." every day at 3:41 PM
[19:52:49] <@Eeems> quick everybody call 1-800-803-3273 :P
[19:52:52] <Happybobjr> I am completly serious
[19:53:03] <@Eeems> ask them why they are callig Eeems :P
[19:53:06] <@Eeems> *calling
[19:53:10] <+Runer112> Netham45, send that message to Zeda
[19:53:10] <Ashbad> ...really? Im not doing that. X.x
[19:53:11] <Happybobjr> Depends on the girl though
[19:53:13] <+Runer112> see what happens
[19:53:22] <+qazz42> netham O.o
[19:53:26] <Happybobjr> I do it in front of the whole class to
[19:53:26] <Netham45> lol runer
[19:53:29] <+Zeda> eh?
[19:53:33] <+qazz42> oh dear
[19:53:34] <+Runer112> lol shit
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ralphdspam on April 02, 2011, 11:14:21 pm
ROFL! :P
I think the conversation went a little out of hand, though. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eeems on April 02, 2011, 11:17:12 pm
Yeah it started out ok, then it went a little too far x.x
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 02, 2011, 11:39:30 pm
O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: AngelFish on April 06, 2011, 04:16:50 pm
Edited first post to remove my IP address  :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on April 07, 2011, 01:02:56 am
"...out of hand..." "...too far."
Please. Please oh please oh please, do not let me go there.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ralphdspam on April 07, 2011, 01:30:00 am
"...out of hand..." "...too far."
Please. Please oh please oh please, do not let me go there.
O.O X.x
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on April 07, 2011, 01:32:32 am
Are you letting me go there?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ralphdspam on April 07, 2011, 01:49:38 am
Please DO NOT go there.  ::)   :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on April 07, 2011, 01:55:07 am
Ok./me goes the other way.
Now I'm at the other side of there! I just can't win with these tori!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: JosJuice on April 12, 2011, 02:44:21 am
Quote
[00:42:13] * DJ_O noms z80man
[00:42:28] <z80man> I ought to get to bed
[00:42:35] * DJ_O wonders if he progressed much in his Prizm porn of Crysis
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 12, 2011, 02:44:52 am
X.x. Yeah, I meant port. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 12, 2011, 01:54:09 pm
Quote from: Ashbad (I asked him permission to post this since this was from Facebook)
Wow, I didn't get the straight A report I was expecting and I didn't get a chair blown over my head for it this quarter... Jk ;) well at least as far as you know, maybe I just bang chairs over my head for the buzzing sensation it creates.
O.O

Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Munchor on April 12, 2011, 02:29:32 pm
Quote
[00:42:13] * DJ_O noms z80man
[00:42:28] <z80man> I ought to get to bed
[00:42:35] * DJ_O wonders if he progressed much in his Prizm porn of Crysis

:crazy:

Funny typos :)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 12, 2011, 03:44:33 pm
Yeah D:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on April 12, 2011, 04:22:26 pm
Tyops for the win!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: jnesselr on April 12, 2011, 05:42:05 pm
Tyops for the win!
lol, I had to re-read that Freyaday.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on April 12, 2011, 10:35:29 pm
[19:53:10] <+Runer112> Netham45, send that message to Zeda
[19:53:10] <Ashbad> ...really? Im not doing that. X.x
[19:53:11] <Happybobjr> Depends on the girl though
[19:53:13] <+Runer112> see what happens
[19:53:22] <+qazz42> netham O.o
[19:53:26] <Happybobjr> I do it in front of the whole class to
[19:53:26] <Netham45> lol runer
[19:53:29] <+Zeda> eh?
[19:53:33] <+qazz42> oh dear
[19:53:34] <+Runer112> lol shit
This made me lol like no other. ;D


Onto a new quote:
Quote
Context: Geekboy is learning Asm from Asm in 28 Days.  Action, quote go!
[20:26:52] <+geekboy> how much do you think i will need division?
[20:26:56] * +geekboy might just skip it T.T
[20:27:25] <+Iambian> Not sure how much you'll need division
[20:27:30] <@calc84> for the division routine, think about base 10 division
[20:27:35] <@calc84> long division*
[20:27:51] <+geekboy> ...another time
[20:27:52] <@calc84> except simpler because you can only get a 0 or 1
[20:27:52] <+geekboy> if i need it
[20:27:56] <+Iambian> I've never used any general purpose division routine in all my years of ASM programming.
[20:27:56] <+geekboy> ill just nag every one else
[20:27:57] <+geekboy> :P
[20:28:11] <@calc84> Iambian, really? :O
[20:28:19] <+Iambian> Really.
[20:28:29] <@calc84> I kind of have to for F-Zero :P
[20:28:44] <+Iambian> Just so you know, my use of arctangent kinda skips over that by using shifts and a table.
[20:28:52] <+geekboy> lol
[20:28:58] <ztrumpet> lol
[20:29:01] * +geekboy jumps over division
[20:29:15] * @calc84 jumps over a candlestick
[20:29:32] * ztrumpet takes a while to split up geekboy (I long divided him!)
[20:29:32] <+Iambian> calc84 just got j
[20:29:38] <+geekboy> rofl
[20:30:03] <ralphdspam> anybody here know Lua?
[20:30:18] <@calc84> duh duh duh duuhhhhnnn
[20:30:21] <@calc84> you got a j!
[20:30:25] <ruler501> I know of it
[20:30:47] <ralphdspam> @Calc84 Beethoven's 5th?
[20:31:03] <@calc84> zelda item get :P
[20:31:26] <ralphdspam> oh. haha. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 12, 2011, 10:43:43 pm
I don't get them... ???
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ralphdspam on April 12, 2011, 10:45:57 pm
I don't get the second one. ???
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Happybobjr on April 12, 2011, 10:52:06 pm
DJ: [19:53:26] <Happybobjr> I do it in front of the whole class to
It suggested I was talking about sex when I said "Do it".

In my defense, he didn't post everything. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Ashbad on April 12, 2011, 10:53:24 pm
I prefer to do it on countertops for better... Erm... Joy.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ralphdspam on April 12, 2011, 10:54:25 pm
x.x D:

...What about the second one?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ruler501 on April 12, 2011, 10:54:31 pm
I think I get the first one. I don't get the second one. It chopped off one of my comments in the second one also even though I think it has no real relation to whatever the joke was supposed to be
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ralphdspam on April 12, 2011, 11:00:27 pm
Quote from: #Omnimaga
[20:55:57] <Ashbad> Hmm, I now know 100 different sex positions -- my friend downloaded one of those types of apps whilst I was away for a minute. Since there was no actual porn just silhouettes of people doing TI I looked, then quickly deleted x.x
[20:56:01] <Ashbad> Anyways I gtg cya
[20:56:11] <DJ_O> ok
[20:56:22] <Binder News> I'll buy it when (if) I want to release something
[20:56:35] <DJ_O> Ashbad erm... #omnimaga-NSFW? >.>
[20:56:35] <Binder News> also, @Ashbad: creepy
[20:56:44] <ralphdspam> x.x. ok.............
[20:57:15] <+geekboy> rofl ashbad
[20:57:21] <ruler501> @Ashbad very creepy
[20:57:22] <+Iambian> Hmm.
[20:57:23] <@Juju> lol

D:

EDIT: Wait, doing TI? o.0
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on April 12, 2011, 11:02:28 pm
I only know this (http://xkcd.com/487/) many. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ralphdspam on April 12, 2011, 11:05:39 pm
ln(2π) ??
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: jnesselr on April 12, 2011, 11:06:58 pm
ln(2π) ??
the derivative of which seems to be 0.  New position right there.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Happybobjr on April 12, 2011, 11:12:30 pm
My way of dealing with girls is quite strange (in other people's opinions)

I was born without the natural ability to understand and pick up on social conventions like normal people.
So over the years I study people's actions and responses, and base my actions and responses from what I have learned.
So somethings are weird and go well.  Somethings seem great but apparently are outrageously strange :P
For example (from the same day as that quote)  If you compliment a girl you like 1 time a day each day at the same time, starting off with small and getting better, she will begin to like you (allot) .
A couple of things that help.
*Most of the time you should use the word today, but don't emphasize it at all!
*Make sure you say your compliment loud enough for your class to hear.  Doing it everyday will state that she is yours and will make the class look forward to hearing what you have to say each day.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: jnesselr on April 12, 2011, 11:13:46 pm
/me sends prince Happybobjr to some class where he can develop social habits that aren't... strange

Also, 1919 posts!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 12, 2011, 11:15:27 pm
DJ: [19:53:26] <Happybobjr> I do it in front of the whole class to
It suggested I was talking about sex when I said "Do it".

In my defense, he didn't post everything. :P
Hmm Ok x.x
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Happybobjr on April 12, 2011, 11:15:44 pm
hey, it worked quite well for me.

Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Munchor on April 13, 2011, 04:42:59 am
Quote from: #Omnimaga
[20:55:57] <Ashbad> Hmm, I now know 100 different sex positions -- my friend downloaded one of those types of apps whilst I was away for a minute. Since there was no actual porn just silhouettes of people doing TI I looked, then quickly deleted x.x
[20:56:01] <Ashbad> Anyways I gtg cya
[20:56:11] <DJ_O> ok
[20:56:22] <Binder News> I'll buy it when (if) I want to release something
[20:56:35] <DJ_O> Ashbad erm... #omnimaga-NSFW? >.>
[20:56:35] <Binder News> also, @Ashbad: creepy
[20:56:44] <ralphdspam> x.x. ok.............
[20:57:15] <+geekboy> rofl ashbad
[20:57:21] <ruler501> @Ashbad very creepy
[20:57:22] <+Iambian> Hmm.
[20:57:23] <@Juju> lol

D:

EDIT: Wait, doing TI? o.0

doing TI? :crazy:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Darl181 on April 13, 2011, 06:04:20 pm
Wow, I was just reading through logs...
Quote from: http://netham45.org/irc/EfNet/view.php?log=omnimaga.20110313
[17:39:19] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by willrandship in Pokemon Adventures http://omniurl.tk/7027/130496
[17:41:31] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by Xeda112358 in BatLib officially released http://omniurl.tk/7030/130497
[17:43:22] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by Qwerty.55 in BatLib officially released http://omniurl.tk/7030/130498
[17:43:36] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by ralphdspam in BatLib officially released http://omniurl.tk/7030/130499
[17:44:29] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by Xeda112358 in BatLib officially released http://omniurl.tk/7030/130500
[17:45:52] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by willrandship in BatLib officially released http://omniurl.tk/7030/130501
[17:46:57] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by Darl181 in Calculator Programs/Games Idea http://omniurl.tk/6129/130502
[17:48:46] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by Hot_Dog in BatLib officially released http://omniurl.tk/7030/130503
[17:49:32] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by willrandship in BatLib officially released http://omniurl.tk/7030/130504
[17:50:14] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by Xeda112358 in BatLib officially released http://omniurl.tk/7030/130505
[17:50:25] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by Hot_Dog in BatLib officially released http://omniurl.tk/7030/130507
[17:51:31] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by Xeda112358 in BatLib officially released http://omniurl.tk/7030/130508
[17:51:42] * Maizes ([email protected]) has joined #omnimaga
[17:52:08] <@OmnomIRC> <Darl181> [/wall]
[17:52:16] <+Xeda> ERR:BREAK
[17:52:28] <@OmnomIRC> <Darl181> was batlib released by any chance?
[17:52:28] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by willrandship in BatLib officially released http://omniurl.tk/7030/130510
[17:52:31] <@SirCmpwn> gtg
[17:52:50] <@OmnomIRC> <Xeda112358> Not sure, Darl181
[17:52:52] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ_O> darl it was for a while and i made a news about it
[17:52:53] * @SirCmpwn ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: http://chat.efnet.org (EOF))
[17:52:54] <@OmnomIRC> <Darl181> cya
[17:53:09] <@OmnomIRC> <Darl181> oh ok, I wasn't sure
[17:53:31] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by Xeda112358 in BatLib officially released http://omniurl.tk/7030/130511
[17:54:01] <@OmnomIRC> <Xeda112358> Bye SirCmpwn
[17:54:09] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by DJ_O in BatLib officially released http://omniurl.tk/7030/130512
[17:54:27] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by willrandship in BatLib officially released http://omniurl.tk/7030/130513
[17:55:11] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by Xeda112358 in BatLib officially released http://omniurl.tk/7030/130514
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: yunhua98 on April 13, 2011, 06:06:37 pm
was Xeda and DJ being sarcastic?  :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: jnesselr on April 13, 2011, 06:07:40 pm
was Xeda and DJ being sarcastic?  :P

I would hope so...
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 13, 2011, 06:08:04 pm
I didn't said anything ??? It was Darl181. But I bet they were sarcastic, else... O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Darl181 on April 13, 2011, 06:19:23 pm
"[17:52:52] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ_O> darl it was for a while and i made a news about it"
↑ that's what was said from DJ
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on April 13, 2011, 06:30:47 pm
:banghead: Darl, ... x.x
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: mikehill2003 on April 14, 2011, 05:10:11 pm
I was talking to Jim about mobile phones, Freyaday was talking about something else....
Quote
[15:06:28] <ZippyDee> freyaday what is it with you and catgirls?
[15:06:46] <mikehill2003> just the desire. adreno 200 GPU
[15:07:01] <Freyaday> The catgirls, they love me
[15:07:10] <Freyaday> They really love me!
[15:07:13] * mikehill2003 loves powerful graphics hardware
[15:07:19] <ZippyDee> lol
[15:07:23] <mikehill2003> lol bad timing
[15:07:24] <ZippyDee> do CATS love you too?
[15:07:30] <+jimbauwen> Its nice to hear nice things about my phone :)
[15:07:31] * Freyaday loves powerful anything
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ZippyDee on April 14, 2011, 05:10:38 pm
just the desire.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on April 14, 2011, 05:11:04 pm
My catgirls, they feed my desire.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: mikehill2003 on April 14, 2011, 06:10:29 pm
My catgirls, they feed my desire.
HTC Desire S, that is.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on April 14, 2011, 06:40:20 pm
/me sees CATS and thinks

Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on April 14, 2011, 06:40:28 pm
Spoiler For Why I Like Catgirls So Much:
They taste better in all the right places.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Ashbad on April 14, 2011, 08:10:53 pm
Spoiler For Why I Like Catgirls So Much:
They taste better in all the right places.

:P when you say catgirls it reminds me of hentai for some reason lol

and secondly:

Quote
[18:07:23] <+jkag_> I fucking <3 c++
[18:07:30] <apcalc> I might change that to make the program more consistent
[18:07:36] <ZippyDee> I <3 fucking C++
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on April 14, 2011, 08:31:35 pm
Quote
[18:07:23] <+jkag_> I fucking <3 c++
[18:07:30] <apcalc> I might change that to make the program more consistent
[18:07:36] <ZippyDee> I <3 fucking C++
lol :P  Nice one. O0
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: mikehill2003 on April 14, 2011, 08:40:49 pm
Spoiler For Why I Like Catgirls So Much:
They taste better in all the right places.

How I imagine you:
(http://newsmileyemoticons.com/files/heart-emoticon.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Darl181 on April 14, 2011, 08:46:15 pm
Another one...
Quote
[17:42] <+_Adriweb_>  /quat and /quit are in a boat. /quat falls into the sea. Who's left ?
[17:42] == RDSpam [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on April 14, 2011, 08:49:59 pm
Another one...
Quote
[17:42] <+_Adriweb_>  /quat and /quit are in a boat. /quat falls into the sea. Who's left ?
[17:42] == RDSpam [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
ROTFL! ^-^
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ralphdspam on April 14, 2011, 08:57:44 pm
Another one...
Quote
[17:42] <+_Adriweb_>  /quat and /quit are in a boat. /quat falls into the sea. Who's left ?
[17:42] == RDSpam [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]

lol.  My internet connection has been cutting out this week.  :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on April 14, 2011, 09:08:54 pm
Ashbad: Catgirls catgirls catgirls catgirls catgirls catgirls catgirls catgirls catgirls catgirls catgirls catgirls catgirls catgirls catgirls catgirls catgirls catgirls catgirls catgirls catgirls Mmm
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ralphdspam on April 14, 2011, 11:51:16 pm
Omnom Fail:

Quote from: #Omnimaga
[21:42:39] <Netham45> test
[21:42:43] <Netham45> \
[21:42:45] <Netham45> \\\
[21:42:53] <Netham45> \o/
[21:42:56] (O) New post by Darl181 in Broken Signature Pics http://omniurl.tk/7758/144322
[21:43:41] <+jkag> oh poo.
[21:43:55] <+jkag> damn thing crashes before it can create the... thats why
[21:43:56] * calc84maniac is finally back...
[21:44:00] <Netham45> test
[21:44:01] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:02] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:03] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:04] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:05] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:06] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:07] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:08] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:09] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:10] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:11] * Darl181 stabs
[21:44:11] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:12] * Darl181 stabs
[21:44:12] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:13] * Darl181 stabs
[21:44:13] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:14] * Darl181 stabs
[21:44:14] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:15] <@Netham45> stop
[21:44:15] * Darl181 stabs
[21:44:15] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:16] * Darl181 stabs
[21:44:16] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:17] * Darl181 stabs
[21:44:17] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:18] * Darl181 stabs
[21:44:18] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:19] * Darl181 stabs
[21:44:19] <@Netham45> both of you
[21:44:19] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:20] * Darl181 stabs
[21:44:20] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:21] * Darl181 stabs
[21:44:21] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:22] * Darl181 stabs
[21:44:22] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:23] * Darl181 stabs
[21:44:23] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:24] * Darl181 stabs
[21:44:24] <+Merth> yikes
[21:44:24] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:25] * Darl181 stabs
[21:44:25] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:26] * Darl181 stabs
[21:44:26] <+Omnom181> glitch?
[21:44:26] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:27] * Darl181 stabs
[21:44:27] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:28] * Darl181 stabs
[21:44:28] <ralphdspam> aak!
[21:44:28] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:29] * Darl181 stabs
[21:44:29] <ralphdspam> aak!
[21:44:29] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:30] * Darl181 stabs
[21:44:30] <ralphdspam> aak!
[21:44:30] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:31] * Darl181 stabs
[21:44:31] <ralphdspam> aak!
[21:44:31] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:32] * Darl181 stabs
[21:44:32] <ralphdspam> aak!
[21:44:33] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:33] * Darl181 stabs
[21:44:34] * Netham45 sets mode: +b Omnom!*@*
[21:44:34] <ralphdspam> aak!
[21:44:34] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:35] * Darl181 stabs
[21:44:35] <ralphdspam> aak!
[21:44:36] * Netham45 sets mode: +b OmnomIRC!*@*
[21:44:36] <+Omnom181> wth
[21:44:36] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:36] * Darl181 stabs
[21:44:37] <ralphdspam> aak!
[21:44:37] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:38] * Darl181 stabs
[21:44:38] <ralphdspam> aak!
[21:44:39] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:39] * Darl181 stabs
[21:44:40] * Netham45 sets mode: -v OmnomIRC
[21:44:40] <ralphdspam> aak!
[21:44:40] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:41] * Darl181 stabs
[21:44:41] <ralphdspam> aak!
[21:44:42] <ralphdspam> :
[21:44:42] * Darl181 stabs
[21:44:42] <+jkag> SAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
[21:44:43] * Netham45 sets mode: -o OmnomIRC
[21:44:47] <@Netham45> Okay
[21:44:49] * OmnomIRC ([email protected]) Quit (Excess Flood)
[21:44:49] <@Netham45> lets fix that
[21:44:50] <+Omnom181> finally :P
[21:44:53] <+Omnom181> lol
[21:45:02] <+jkag> lol
[21:45:02] (O) New post by FloppusMaximus in Edit buffer questions http://omniurl.tk/7761/144323
[21:45:03] * Omnimaga ([email protected]) has joined #omnimaga
[21:45:03] * Netbot45 sets mode: +v Omnimaga
[21:45:04] <ralphdspam> :
[21:45:05] * Darl181 stabs
[21:45:05] <ralphdspam> aak!
[21:45:05] <ralphdspam> what's happening
[21:45:05] * Omnimaga is now known as OmnomIRC
[21:45:05] <ralphdspam> :
[21:45:06] * Darl181 stabs
[21:45:06] <ralphdspam> aak!
[21:45:06] <ralphdspam> what's happening
[21:45:07] <ralphdspam> :
[21:45:07] * Darl181 stabs
[21:45:07] * +OmnomIRC ([email protected]) Quit (Remote host closed the connection)
[21:45:11] <@Netham45> ffffffff
[21:45:13] <@Genolo> O_O
[21:45:18] <+Omnom181> 0.o
[21:45:32] * Netham45 sets mode: -b OmnomIRC!*@*
[21:45:38] * Omnimaga ([email protected]) has joined #omnimaga
[21:45:38] * Netbot45 sets mode: +v Omnimaga
[21:45:39] * @Netham45 crosses finger
[21:45:39] <ralphdspam> :
[21:45:40] * Darl181 stabs
[21:45:40] <ralphdspam> aak!
[21:45:40] <ralphdspam> what's happening
[21:45:40] <ralphdspam> spam much?
[21:45:40] * Omnimaga is now known as OmnomIRC
[21:45:44] <@Netham45> okay
[21:45:45] <@Netham45> there we go
[21:45:52] <@Netham45> Oops.
[21:45:54] <@Netham45> xD
[21:45:56] <Darl181> test?
[21:45:59] <Netham45> test
[21:46:01] <@Juju> wat
[21:46:06] <+Omnom181> yay :P
[21:46:08] <@Netham45> haha
[21:46:19] <ralphdspam> how many times was i stabbed?
[21:46:21] <juju2143> lol
[21:46:37] <+Omnom181> it was supposed to be once...
[21:46:39] <jkag> a lot
[21:46:46] <Netham45> test
[21:46:56] <+Omnom181> I feel like deep thought now
[21:47:05] <juju2143> TEST
[21:47:08] <Netham45> test
[21:47:12] <juju2143> woo
[21:47:13] <ralphdspam> except you are a stabber of today
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Darl181 on April 14, 2011, 11:52:36 pm
://me stabs omnom
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on April 15, 2011, 01:44:40 am
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I Laughed Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Loud
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on April 15, 2011, 05:37:53 pm
XD
I laughed out loud a lot too. ;D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on April 15, 2011, 06:22:16 pm
lOL (lITERALLY) :D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on April 17, 2011, 03:15:26 am
Having some trouble with CAPS LOCK, are we?/me eats Deep Thought's CAPS LOCK and spares his sausage
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Darl181 on April 17, 2011, 03:19:43 am
Just noticed...
Quote
[21:44:42] <+jkag> SAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Sapam?  Never heard of that :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on April 19, 2011, 11:42:19 am
Just noticed...
Quote
[21:44:42] <+jkag> SAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Sapam?  Never heard of that :P
It's SPAM mixed with napalm.
I love the smell of sapam in the morning.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ralphdspam on April 26, 2011, 10:41:46 pm
Quote from: Omnom
[20:21:28] <ralphdspam> ¡Los gatos son riquí­simos!
[20:21:35] <@Juju> so they took the square root of -1
[20:21:38] <Freyaday> I think Newton was coined the term imaginary
[20:21:50] <Freyaday> To mock the concept
[20:22:01] <Freyaday> Or was that someone else?
[20:22:06] <@Juju> I can't even imagine imaginary numbers
[20:22:32] * Freyaday 's brain uses quaternions
[20:22:34] (O) New post by ralphdspam in On-Calc Virtual Processor http://omniurl.tk/8004/148695
[20:22:38] <@Juju> PURR!
[20:22:52] <@Juju> I say.
[20:23:01] <ralphdspam> ¡Un gato¡
[20:23:18] * ralphdspam acaba de comer un gato.
[20:23:27] <@Juju> wtf don't eat them D:
[20:23:44] <Freyaday> Tonight I'm nomming you!
[20:23:46] <@Juju> Shamisen!
[20:23:59] <ralphdspam> D: X.x
[20:24:09] <Freyaday> Lolwut?
[20:24:14] <ralphdspam> that's what... nvm
[20:24:26] <+OmniRadio> nom
[20:24:49] * Freyaday starts singing "Tonight I'm Nomming You"
[20:25:02] <@Juju> Tonight we'll nom in HELL!
[20:25:12] <ralphdspam> that's what... nvm
[20:25:26] <ralphdspam> that sounds so...
[20:25:35] <@Juju> dirty
[20:26:02] <Freyaday> And I'll wake up in heaven, with a catgirl in my lap and it's half past seven[/rap]
[20:26:20] <ralphdspam> *cough*
[20:27:13] <@Juju> trololo.
[20:27:17] <ralphdspam> なぜか??
[20:27:22] <@Juju> NO!
[20:27:38] <Freyaday> [rap]And I'll do the dancing/just because I can/Those who think that needs music/just don't understand
[20:28:21] <ralphdspam> So you thought you might like to go to the show.
[20:28:33] <@Juju> 私はスケートを食べる。
[20:28:56] <ralphdspam> you're gonna eat a skate?
[20:29:31] <@Juju> yep
[20:29:39] <Freyaday> have fun!
[20:29:46] <ralphdspam> ねっこを食べる事がすきい!

For some reason, the logs mess up the foreign text.  :(

JujuEdit: Fixed.

RalphEDIT: How did you fix the text?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on April 27, 2011, 12:46:27 am
Juju has special mod powers
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on May 01, 2011, 06:57:07 pm
Pictures say it best:

(http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/awesome.jpg)(http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/awesome2.jpg)(http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/awesome3.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Netham45 on May 01, 2011, 11:12:09 pm
hax.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on May 01, 2011, 11:21:12 pm
lol. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on May 02, 2011, 04:13:47 pm
hax with a lobster-based hatchet
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on May 02, 2011, 05:22:40 pm
I see someone was testing fonts for OmnomIRC :P

I would prefer that we don't get a DMCA notice from TI for usage of keyfont73 on our site. :P http://ourl.ca/4495
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Darl181 on May 02, 2011, 07:53:29 pm
http://ourl.ca/4495/82877
That banner should have a font made from the contents of it, which omnom could use.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on May 03, 2011, 07:23:11 pm
Quote from: #omnimaga
[17:20:54] <+mikehill>  DT: When a window is maximized the dick disappears, it makes switching programs without Alt+Tab slower.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ruler501 on May 03, 2011, 07:25:38 pm
Shoot I was about to post that and I saw yours when I refreshed
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Darl181 on May 03, 2011, 07:34:57 pm
On the spic spambot last night.
Spoiler For big:
Quote
[00:39:45] (O) New post by shellyhowell in Awesome Super Smash Bros Clone http://omniurl.tk/7973/150700
[00:39:54] <@Netham45> I can't seem to open any new tasks.
[00:40:07] <+Runer112> that rounded corner arena is especially good for bouncing the ball off walls
[00:40:28] <+Runer112> anyway perhaps I should go to bed
[00:40:29] <+Fishbot> I never want to reboot again.
[00:40:36] <+Runer112> it's almost 3 am and I have to get up in 5 hours
[00:40:41] <+Fishbot> I've spent too much time wiring this stupid project.
[00:40:48] <@Netham45> hum
[00:41:01] <@Netham45> it appears that we have someone unclean on Omnimaga
[00:41:05] (O) New post by shellyhowell in Awesome games http://omniurl.tk/7141/150701
[00:41:06] <+Runer112> =o wut
[00:41:16] <@Netham45> http://www.omnimaga.org/index.php?action=profile;u=2037
[00:41:24] <@Netham45> http://www.projecthoneypot.org/ip_117.206.7.81
[00:41:31] <@Netham45> The Project Honey Pot system has detected behavior from the IP address consistent with that of a mail server and dictionary attacker.
[00:41:56] <+Runer112> you going to just whip out the banhammer immediately?
[00:42:00] <+Runer112> or going to wait for a sign
[00:42:00] <+Fishbot> IPs can change.
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[00:42:14] <+Fishbot> He's not posting spam, so I think we can let it slide.
[00:42:20] <+Runer112> yeah
[00:42:22] <+Runer112> he isn;t
[00:42:43] <+Runer112> actually
[00:42:45] <+Fishbot> Plus, the last time that honeypot detected spam from that IP was two months ago.
[00:42:51] <+Runer112> I don't see a negative comment yet lol
[00:42:54] <+Fishbot> That's years in Internet time.
[00:42:57] (O) New post by shellyhowell in What games are you playing now http://omniurl.tk/1577/150702
[00:43:28] <@Netham45> the posts are on topic
[00:43:56] <+Runer112> and apparently shelly likes his games =p
[00:44:01] <@Netham45> lol
[00:44:25] <+Runer112> brb br
[00:44:46] <Darl181> hopefully he/she isn't one of those ppl who constantly bumps threads asking for updates :P
[00:46:12] (O) New post by TsukasaZX in TIBiC/GO http://omniurl.tk/8094/150704
[00:46:17] <Darl181> reading through the posts one after the other, it reminds me of cleverbot :P
[00:46:24] <+Runer112> lol
[00:46:33] (O) New post by shellyhowell in What is your favorite video ga http://omniurl.tk/1723/150706
[00:46:45] <Darl181> gtg, dishes and it's almost midnight
[00:46:54] <+Fishbot> You ninja'd me, Netham :p
[00:47:03] <@Netham45> lol
[00:47:21] <+Runer112> eh
[00:47:30] <+Runer112> the posts are starting to get a bit more iffy
[00:47:33] * Darl181 feels weird among all these mods and such :P
[00:47:39] <+Runer112> I'm not a md
[00:47:40] <+Runer112> mod*
[00:47:42] <@Netham45> t/money pay MajorJoe 100000000000000
[00:47:45] <@Netham45> blarg
[00:48:08] <+Runer112> haha I could never be a mod
[00:48:25] <+Runer112> too much work
[00:48:35] <+Runer112> and I'm pretty sure that DJ doesn't really trust me
[00:48:46] <Darl181> :P
[00:48:47] <+Runer112> since I've been the cause of like
[00:48:49] <+Runer112> 2 site deletions
[00:49:00] <+Runer112> that must be a record or soemthing
[00:49:05] <+Su-Hime> Hardly
[00:49:10] <+Fishbot> Hey, don't take all the credit.
[00:49:13] <+Runer112> lol
[00:49:13] <+BrandonW> That is a spam bot if I've ever seen it.
[00:49:15] <+BrandonW> (from above)
[00:49:18] <Darl181> I could probably be one, just not a site as large-scale as this
[00:49:23] <+Runer112> yeah I think so too BrandonW
[00:49:29] <+Runer112> give it one more post maybe
[00:49:34] <@Netham45> I can't quite tell
[00:49:42] <+Fishbot> I'm in some agreement, but not complete.
[00:49:43] <Darl181> except this one is posting in multiple topics
[00:49:53] (O) New post by shellyhowell in Are you guys Excited about Sta http://omniurl.tk/1647/150708
[00:49:55] <+Fishbot> It's smarter than most spambots.
[00:50:07] <Darl181> and did less research than the one who was talking about blue lobsters and the game
[00:50:14] <+Fishbot> Well...
[00:50:17] <+Runer112> hmm
[00:50:18] <Darl181> that was funny to read
[00:50:20] <+Runer112> if it is a spambot
[00:50:21] <+Runer112> it's super smart
[00:50:25] <+Su-Hime> It's a bot. Kill it.
[00:50:25] <+Fishbot> Just looks like a spammy user.
[00:50:30] <+Fishbot> lol
[00:50:44] <+BrandonW> That post just now was obviously spam.
[00:50:52] <+BrandonW> There was no reference to "partial" in that entire thread.
[00:50:58] <+Runer112> well yeah
[00:51:03] <+Runer112> I'd let it go for a while
[00:51:15] <+Runer112> see what stuff it spits out =p
[00:51:18] <Darl181> we could put annoyingorange down as a bot, posts about the same quality albeit shorter :P
[00:51:40] <@Netham45> these are all on topic
[00:51:44] <Darl181> but he seems legit
[00:51:46] <+Runer112> yeah
[00:51:50] <+Runer112> which is what's so creepy
[00:51:52] <+Runer112> it's like
[00:51:54] <+Su-Hime> I've seen quite a few spambots in my days
[00:51:55] <+Runer112> a spambot
[00:51:58] <Darl181> annoyingorange I mean
[00:52:02] <+Su-Hime> and if this user isn't a spambot
[00:52:02] <+Runer112> that actually sort of talks on topic
[00:52:05] <@Netham45> http://xkcd.com/810/
[00:52:09] <+Su-Hime> they aren't exactly the kind of user you want anyway
[00:52:10] (O) New post by shellyhowell in Gaming Survey! http://omniurl.tk/2052/150709
[00:52:12] <+Fishbot> Well, if BrandonW wrote it, it definitely would be on topic.
[00:52:19] <Darl181> that's the captcha one, isn't it
[00:52:26] <+Fishbot> Okay, what the heck?
[00:52:34] <+Fishbot> PM?
[00:52:36] <@Netham45> it's posting too fast
[00:52:46] <@Netham45> Darl, yea
[00:52:49] <+Fishbot> ^
[00:52:51] <Builderboy> spambot for sure
[00:52:52] <+Runer112> hmm
[00:52:59] <@Netham45> BBoy, I'ma banhammer it
[00:53:04] <+Runer112> I really doubt it took your surver Builderboy =p
[00:53:05] <Darl181> tho this shelly is seeming more and more like a bot
[00:53:11] <Builderboy> nobody takes a survey, and posts about it that fast :P
[00:53:26] <Darl181> normally they're confused about peanuts and ask, or comment, not this one
[00:53:28] (O) New post by shellyhowell in Do u really think Sonic The He http://omniurl.tk/81/150710
[00:53:34] <Builderboy> although i am curious what the motive is
[00:53:36] <@Netham45> wtf
[00:53:37] <@Netham45> fuckin
[00:53:40] <+Runer112> I want to leave it lol
[00:53:40] <@Netham45> 3 year necropost
[00:53:44] <+Runer112> to see what it comes up with =p
[00:53:48] <+Su-Hime> Just ban the thing already >_<
[00:53:49] <+Fishbot> Banhammer now.
[00:53:50] <Darl181> wut...quote from userlist on the right Warning: file_get_contents(http://netham45.org/irc/efnet/omniUsers.php) [function.file-get-contents]: failed to open stream: HTTP request failed! HTTP/1.1 500 Internal Server Error in /home/omnimaga/public_html/omnomirc2/userbounce.php on line 2
[00:53:50] <Builderboy> it used Dear again
[00:53:55] <+Fishbot> If you don't, I will.
[00:54:00] <+Runer112> lol it's definitely a spambot
[00:54:02] <+Runer112> but it's fun to watch
[00:54:08] <+Fishbot> lol, yeah
[00:54:26] <Builderboy> i want to see what it does when it gets to 20 posts XD
[00:54:27] <Darl181> most are.
[00:54:28] <+Runer112> but this is like
[00:54:31] <@Netham45> lol
[00:54:32] <+Runer112> a seriously smart spambot
[00:54:33] <@Netham45> I banned it
[00:54:36] <@Netham45> sowwry
[00:54:38] <+Runer112> aww =(
[00:54:43] <+Runer112> I was starting to like it
[00:54:45] <Darl181> it's like steelm somewhat, but less trollish
[00:54:49] <+Fishbot> I was curious to see what it came up with next :p
[00:54:50] <@Netham45> thatr
[00:54:51] <Builderboy> awww we were haviing fun
[00:54:52] <@Netham45> I unbanned it
[00:54:53] <@Netham45> :P
[00:54:54] <Builderboy> heheh
[00:54:56] <+Fishbot> lol
[00:54:57] <+Runer112> lol Netham45
[00:54:59] <Builderboy> XD
[00:55:03] <+Runer112> I dunno if it'll still work
[00:55:07] <+Runer112> you banned it for 30 seconds
[00:55:07] <@Netham45> no idea
[00:55:09] <+Runer112> might mess it up =p
[00:55:11] <Builderboy> it might have just died
[00:55:19] <@Netham45> :(
[00:55:19] <Darl181> it says offline now...
[00:55:21] <+Fishbot> Let's see...
[00:55:31] <Darl181> http://www.omnimaga.org/index.php?action=profile;u=2037#
[00:55:37] <Builderboy> if its smart it will try to join again
[00:55:40] <Scout> Morning
[00:55:42] <z80man> so shellyhowell is a spambot
[00:55:45] <+Fishbot> You killed it, netham :p
[00:55:57] <Darl181> or if it's a person (slim chance) it'll try to log in
[00:56:01] <@Netham45> lol
[00:56:02] <Scout> is he a spambot? O.O
[00:56:06] <+Runer112> nooooo
[00:56:08] <+Runer112> you killed it
[00:56:13] <z80man> that is one cleverbot
[00:56:17] <+Runer112> yeah it is
[00:56:22] <+Runer112> which is why I wanted to let it stay for a while
[00:56:25] <@Netham45> 10 posts in 20 minutes on things like 10 minute videos and surveys
[00:56:25] <+Runer112> see what it came up with
[00:56:26] <@Netham45> spambot.
[00:56:26] <Builderboy> im curious what the aim of it was
[00:56:32] <Scout> http://www.omnimaga.org/index.php?action=profile;u=2037;sa=showPosts I don't think he is
[00:56:39] <Darl181> technically it _is_ still here, just logged out
[00:56:41] <z80man> I actually sent him a PM :D
[00:56:44] <@Netham45> I think he is.
[00:56:57] <+Fishbot> Can someone write another bot like him, but with lobsters instead of games?
[00:56:58] <+Runer112> there's no doubt he's a bot
[00:57:02] <+Fishbot> *Lobsters and Fish
[00:57:04] <+Runer112> but we should've detained him
[00:57:07] <+Runer112> and questioned him
[00:57:11] <+Runer112> figure out who he's working for
[00:57:18] <+Runer112> what his mision was
[00:57:19] <Builderboy> it said it checked the source of haxball :P
[00:57:25] <Darl181> we should have something like a bait thread for bots lol
[00:57:35] <+Runer112> for all you know
[00:57:36] <+Fishbot> How would a bait thread work?
[00:57:40] <Builderboy> lol how
[00:57:41] <+Runer112> you could've just banned WFRNG
[00:57:42] <Darl181> idk
[00:57:47] <+CoolioJaz> BOTFISHINGNEWSPORTOMG!!!!
[00:57:47] <+Runer112> that could've been it reaching out to us
[00:57:48] <+CoolioJaz> =P
[00:57:54] <+Fishbot> Nah, builderboy is here.
[00:57:57] <+Fishbot> ...Right?
[00:58:00] <Builderboy> ;)
[00:58:01] <@Netham45> I unbanned it!
[00:58:02] <@Netham45> :P
[00:58:03] <Darl181> or spoke EFnrgelnicshh
[00:58:16] <@Netham45> but I think I scared it off
[00:58:19] <+Runer112> yeah
[00:58:24] <+Fishbot> :'(
[00:58:25] <Darl181> yes, builderboy has to be the most clever bot I've ever seen
[00:58:26] <+Runer112> I think once it got kicked off in the first place
[00:58:29] <+Runer112> it didn't try to reconnect
[00:58:33] <@Netham45> wait
[00:58:34] <+CoolioJaz> online O_o
[00:58:36] <@Netham45> it never hit any of the ban filters
[00:58:42] <@Netham45> so it never knew it was banned
[00:58:52] <+Fishbot> That means a human got it through...
[00:58:54] <+CoolioJaz> its still here!
[00:58:58] <+Fishbot> Yay
[00:59:03] <Builderboy> its alive!
[00:59:05] <+Su-Hime> You're all ridiculous
[00:59:06] (O) New post by Scout in Mission Copter http://omniurl.tk/8024/150711
[00:59:08] <+Su-Hime> Utterly ridiculous
[00:59:10] <+Runer112> LET IT SPEAK
[00:59:15] <z80man> it's back
[00:59:16] <Netham45> I know, isn't it great, Su-Hime?
[00:59:17] (O) New post by shellyhowell in Science Question: Ultraviolet http://omniurl.tk/4666/150712
[00:59:18] <Darl181> this is great, we're all excited over a bot XD
[00:59:19] <+Runer112> OMG
[00:59:20] <+CoolioJaz> =D
[00:59:22] <+Runer112> IT'S BACK =D
[00:59:23] <Netham45> HAH
[00:59:23] <z80man> again
[00:59:31] <+Runer112> adn now he's in science
[00:59:37] <+Runer112> holy crap
[00:59:41] <@Netham45> jesus
[00:59:43] <+Runer112> it posted accurate information
[00:59:43] <Builderboy> is he right??
[00:59:44] <@Netham45> I kinda want to keep it
[00:59:47] <+Runer112> to answer a question
[00:59:49] <Scout> It's not a bot
[00:59:50] <z80man> Dear my friend, he's back ;)
[00:59:51] <+Runer112> holy balls
[00:59:52] <Darl181> "Darl181, shellyhowell, cooliojazz, Runer112, z80man, Netham45, TsukasaZX, Builderboy and 0 Guests are viewing this topic. " wow
[00:59:57] <@Netham45> xD
[00:59:59] <+Runer112> this has to be like
[01:00:07] <+Runer112> I bet this is a secret google project or something
[01:00:10] <Scout> It's not a bot
[01:00:24] <Scout> And he is right
[01:00:32] <Darl181> are you sure about that dear friend :P
[01:00:43] <Scout> hahaha
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[01:00:45] <+Runer112> yeah it's definitely a bot
[01:00:46] <Builderboy> there is no way he isnt a bot
[01:00:46] <@Netham45> Scout, it watched 3 10 minute youtube videos, took a survey, and viewed the source to haxball in 20 minutes? :P
[01:00:48] <+Runer112> but it's like
[01:00:52] <+Runer112> a seriously intelligent bot lol
[01:00:59] <z80man> It is possible to be a very smart bot
[01:01:00] <+Runer112> it researches questions and gives answers =o
[01:01:03] <+Fishbot> It's almost as intelligent as me.
[01:01:16] <+\david\> view the source to haxball? What does that mean?
[01:01:17] <+CoolioJaz> we must look into its owners!
[01:01:20] <Builderboy> maybe thats why it logged off :O to find the answer!
[01:01:27] <z80man> I talked to cleverbot today and he seems similar, except for the offtopic part
[01:01:33] <Darl181> "h paid analasyss..." much smarter than that one
[01:01:34] <+Su-Hime> Y'know, if you don't kill it, it's only going to bring about Skynet.
[01:01:37] <+Runer112> that's the point z80man
[01:01:43] <+Runer112> this bot actually knows how to stay on topic
[01:01:49] <+Runer112> which is amazing
[01:01:53] <Builderboy> kinda
[01:01:55] <+Fishbot> That's not easy to program.
[01:01:56] <+\david\> "Scout, Darl181, shellyhowell, cooliojazz, Runer112, z80man, Netham45, TsukasaZX, Builderboy and 0 Guests are viewing this topic." hehee
[01:01:58] <z80man> So he's better than Cleverbot
[01:02:02] <+Runer112> pretty much
[01:02:06] <+Fishbot> Much.
[01:02:12] <Darl181> let's see if it blunders into the 100+ posts thread and such
[01:02:25] <Builderboy> hah who knows o.O
[01:02:26] <+Runer112> well seeing it's previous path
[01:02:30] <z80man> But he has common phrases like "Dear friend" so that would make him a bot
[01:02:31] <+Su-Hime> If it invades my threads, I'm deleting its posts. >_>
[01:02:34] <+Runer112> I'm guessing now that it's in math and science
[01:02:37] <Darl181> tho it doesn't lok like it's cabable of changing boards
[01:02:38] <+\david\> g2go cya
[01:02:40] <+Runer112> it's going to stay in math and science for a while
[01:02:44] <Builderboy> he's in the Japan thread
[01:02:47] * +\david\ ([email protected]) Quit (Client Quit)
[01:02:50] <+Fishbot> We can see where it goes.
[01:02:58] <z80man> It'll just do one thread at a time
[01:03:02] <+Runer112> =o what Builderboy
[01:03:12] <+Fishbot> Holy... That's actually useful information.
[01:03:14] <Builderboy> http://www.omnimaga.org/index.php?action=who
[01:03:16] <z80man> I wonder if he'll ever respond to my PM
[01:03:23] <Darl181> i'm guessing some tracking thing managers can do
[01:03:32] <Darl181> oh, nvm
[01:03:33] <@Netham45> yea
[01:03:35] <Builderboy> hes posting!
[01:03:37] <@Netham45> we can track 'em
[01:03:38] <Darl181> creepy...
[01:03:51] <Darl181> now posting
[01:03:54] <z80man> not the Japan thread
[01:04:03] <Darl181> daah ninjad
[01:04:08] <+Fishbot> Let's delete that post.
[01:04:14] <+Runer112> delete what post
[01:04:24] <@Netham45> Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 5.1; rv:2.0.1) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/4.0.1
[01:04:24] <+Fishbot> The one in the Japan thread.
[01:04:31] <@Netham45> that's his userid
[01:04:36] <Darl181> wait, it _did_ change boards
[01:04:41] <+Fishbot> Hm, Firefox?
[01:04:44] <+Runer112> umm
[01:04:49] <+Runer112> has it made a post in the Japan thread yet?
[01:04:52] <Darl181> so mozilla's exploring AI? 0.o
[01:05:05] <Builderboy> still posting
[01:05:10] <Darl181> you'd see it from spybot ;)
[01:05:12] <@Netham45> No, that means it's spoofing a header
[01:05:15] <Builderboy> what if it *is* a real person o.O
[01:05:23] <@Netham45> then we're weird creeps.
[01:05:23] <Darl181> until it finds spam, that is
[01:05:26] <+Runer112> I really doubt that Builderboy lol
[01:05:31] <z80man> Nah I doubt it
[01:05:32] <+Runer112> my money is still on
[01:05:36] <+Runer112> secret google experiment
[01:05:46] <Builderboy> hah me too but its always a possibility XD
[01:05:58] <Darl181> heh, if it's really a person, and they're reading these logs in a year or so...
[01:06:09] <+Runer112> or reading the logs right now
[01:06:10] <Darl181> or google watching the reactions
[01:06:12] <Darl181> me waves
[01:06:19] (O) New post by Qwerty.55 in How to: Design a microprocesso http://omniurl.tk/7591/150714
[01:06:20] <z80man> Maybe someone set up a webapp that feeds the last post to clever bot and outputs the response
[01:06:21] * Darl181 waves
[01:06:28] <+Runer112> lol
[01:06:30] <+Runer112> @z80man
[01:06:31] <Darl181> there we go...
[01:06:46] <Darl181> stupid / key
[01:06:50] <+Runer112> I would love to see how he responds to "Yes. Birds. Fish. Cows. Pillar of fire on the Sinai Peninsula. It goes on."
[01:06:53] <+Runer112> if that's the case
[01:07:19] <+Fishbot> Hey, I'm not a spambot, Darl.
[01:07:22] <Darl181> or a bunch of stuff about yesterday's events
[01:07:23] <+Fishbot> Just a regular one.
[01:07:26] <Darl181> or the wedding
[01:07:35] <Builderboy> hmmm still posting
[01:07:45] <+Fishbot> Is he stuck?
[01:07:51] <+Runer112> researching =p
[01:07:53] <Darl181> not regular, you're a fish. it's a big difference :P
[01:07:55] <z80man> must be a long post
[01:07:58] <@Netham45> Maybe he thinks we're all weird as hell
[01:08:01] <@Netham45> WATSON
[01:08:04] <@Netham45> THIS IS WATSON
[01:08:04] <+CoolioJaz> lol
[01:08:05] (O) New post by shellyhowell in Japan struck by massive earthq http://omniurl.tk/7000/150715
[01:08:07] <+Runer112> OMG
[01:08:08] <@Netham45> WOO
[01:08:09] <+CoolioJaz> thee
[01:08:10] <+Runer112> F5
[01:08:10] <+CoolioJaz> re
[01:08:23] <z80man> he did it
[01:08:25] <@Netham45> Aww
[01:08:25] <+Fishbot> WTF!
[01:08:27] <@Netham45> we have a link
[01:08:27] <@Netham45> :(
[01:08:29] <+Runer112> aww darnit
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[01:08:34] <+Runer112> the spambot emerges =(
[01:08:37] <+Runer112> otherwise
[01:08:38] <z80man> wtf wrong dates
[01:08:41] <+Runer112> it's a really really good post
[01:08:42] <+Fishbot> An essay bot?
[01:08:45] <@Netham45> wut
[01:08:49] <@Netham45> OH
[01:08:51] <@Netham45> date format
[01:08:52] * +Fishbot is laughing so hard
[01:08:53] <@Netham45> 03/11/2011
[01:09:00] <+Goto> omnom just went odd for me :P
[01:09:18] <z80man> he's posting spam now
[01:09:23] <@Netham45> yea
[01:09:24] <@Netham45> but
[01:09:26] <@Netham45> it's on-topic spam
[01:09:29] <+Runer112> yeah
[01:09:38] <+Runer112> and the spam is surrounded by constructive information
[01:09:39] <+Runer112> =o
[01:09:40] <Builderboy> clever, but not human clever
[01:09:45] <z80man> no its miscellaneous
[01:10:00] <Builderboy> and false :P
[01:10:12] <+Runer112> honestly though
[01:10:13] <Darl181> now doing "Unknown Action"
[01:10:13] <z80man> it looks like its from a news site
[01:10:17] <+Fishbot> Okay, removed the link.
[01:10:19] <+Runer112> I have never before seen a spambot express sadness
[01:10:24] <+Runer112> and ask people to pray for others lol
[01:10:32] <Darl181> viewing who's online rofl
[01:10:34] <z80man> this is the smartest bot I've ever seen
[01:10:39] <@Netham45> ignore that
[01:10:42] <+Fishbot> XKCD 810 comes to mind :p
[01:10:44] <@Netham45> that was me toying with stuff
[01:10:46] <Darl181> and it's logging out
[01:10:52] <+Runer112> NOOO
[01:10:54] <Darl181> shellyhowell 00:10:34 Logging out of the forum.
[01:10:56] <@Netham45> <Netham45> ignore that
[01:10:57] <+Runer112> IT'S LOGGING OUT =(
[01:11:01] <@Netham45> <Netham45> that was me toying with stuff
[01:11:04] <+Runer112> oh lol
[01:11:05] <Darl181> wait--no
[01:11:08] <Builderboy> its done with us :(
[01:11:10] <@Netham45> <Netham45> <Netham45> ignore that
[01:11:13] <@Netham45> <Netham45> <Netham45> that was me toying with stuff
[01:11:16] <+Runer112> he's in introduce yourself...
[01:11:19] <Darl181> looking at the intro board
[01:11:20] <z80man> still here
[01:11:30] <+Runer112> he's introducing himself
[01:11:31] <+Fishbot> Wow, introduce yourself?
[01:11:31] <Builderboy> he already introduced himself
[01:11:31] <+Runer112> again
[01:11:35] <Darl181> agai
[01:11:35] <+Runer112> lol
[01:11:36] <z80man> he must of read my PM ;D
[01:11:36] <+Fishbot> That's awesome.
[01:11:37] <Darl181> n
[01:11:49] <Builderboy> he knew to introduce himself first!
[01:11:53] <+Runer112> yeah
[01:11:54] <+Runer112> he did
[01:12:13] <Darl181> http://ourl.ca/10647/204821;topicseen#new and I welcomed it, too :P
[01:12:15] <+Fishbot> Epic spambot :p
[01:12:17] <+Runer112> oh
[01:12:31] <+Runer112> hmm
[01:12:35] <+Runer112> in case you guys do ban this bot
[01:12:39] <Darl181> I like this 'plat form' too
[01:12:44] <+Runer112> save his posts
[01:12:47] <+Runer112> in some form or another
[01:12:48] <Darl181> :P
[01:12:52] <+Fishbot> lol
[01:12:52] <+Runer112> this is an epic bot
[01:13:02] <Darl181> maybe make a bots thread in spam?
[01:13:10] <@Netham45> yea
[01:13:16] <+Runer112> well
[01:13:21] <+Runer112> the context is better though =p
[01:13:21] <Builderboy> he did a duplicate post
[01:13:50] <Darl181> i think it's looking at my post
[01:13:52] <Darl181> :P
[01:13:52] <Builderboy> i'd say they are on topic enough to leave them ;)
[01:13:53] (O) New post by shellyhowell in Hi friends.. http://omniurl.tk/8161/150716
[01:13:59] <Darl181> Viewing the topic Random Introduction :).
[01:14:01] <Darl181> or not
[01:14:09] <@Netham45> oshi
[01:14:11] <@Netham45> it made a thread
[01:14:12] <+Runer112> haha
[01:14:15] <+Runer112> the last two sentences
[01:14:18] <+Fishbot> Ha
[01:14:20] <+CoolioJaz> lol
[01:14:22] <+Runer112> are exactly the same as his last introdution
[01:14:24] <Darl181> "writer"...it is an essay thing
[01:14:27] <@Netham45> yea
[01:14:29] <@Netham45> and
[01:14:32] <@Netham45> the IP is in india
[01:14:33] <@Netham45> sooo
[01:14:41] <z80man> what he made a topic!!!!!!!!!!
[01:14:47] <+Runer112> we all figured out he's a spambot lol
[01:14:47] <Darl181> that's what I did for cemetech, just copied it and edited a bit :P
[01:14:54] <+Runer112> he's just an awesome on
[01:14:55] <+Fishbot> The link was to an essay service, so I think it's an essay bot ;)
[01:14:55] <z80man> Indains are taking over the internet lol
[01:15:10] <+Fishbot> This thing is a marvel of programming.
[01:15:17] <+Fishbot> Can we keep him as a pet?
[01:15:27] <z80man> We have to get the source for it
[01:15:28] <+Runer112> lol you should just like
[01:15:35] (O) New post by netham45 in Hi friends.. http://omniurl.tk/8161/150717
[01:15:37] <+Runer112> make a new usergroup
[01:15:38] <+Runer112> for bots
[01:15:39] <Darl181> I should post the exact same thing as the other intro and see what happens :P
[01:15:46] <+Runer112> make a new category
[01:15:47] <Darl181> imma do that
[01:15:49] <Builderboy> we should send him to a usergoup where he can only post in a certain location
[01:15:52] (O) New post by shellyhowell in Random YouTube Videos http://omniurl.tk/6672/150718
[01:15:54] <+Runer112> that is the only category that usergroup can post in
[01:15:56] <Builderboy> hahaha yesss
[01:15:57] <z80man> Try emailing the bot, it might get to the devs
[01:16:01] <+Runer112> so we end up just getting a bunch of bot posts
[01:16:05] <+Runer112> in a category that doesn't matter
[01:16:10] <+Runer112> but will still be awesome
[01:16:21] <@Netham45> lol
[01:16:38] <+Runer112> lol
[01:16:45] <+Fishbot> The e-mail is actually relevant to the nick.
[01:16:46] <+Runer112> silly bot
[01:16:48] <Darl181> should I leave it in the quote box?
[01:17:26] <@Netham45> I sent it a PM
[01:17:31] <@Netham45> a generic 'Welcome to the forums!'
[01:17:34] <z80man> Anyone think he posted in intro because I told him too in a PM
[01:17:36] <+Runer112> oh lol
[01:17:40] <Builderboy> watch out, a couple more posts and it will be chatting with us :P
[01:17:53] <z80man> it's 40 posts now
[01:17:53] <Builderboy> z80man yessss!
[01:17:57] <+Runer112> I really doubt a generic forum spambot
[01:18:01] <Builderboy> orly?
[01:18:03] <+Runer112> knows how to talk in a custom IRC thing
[01:18:10] <Builderboy> we are safe for now
[01:18:17] <@Netham45> regardless, I'm lowering the post requirement to 10
[01:18:18] <@Netham45> :P
[01:18:23] (O) New post by TsukasaZX in How to: Design a microprocesso http://omniurl.tk/7591/150719
[01:18:24] <+Runer112> haha
[01:18:26] <Darl181> wut
[01:18:30] <z80man> I'll test it
[01:18:33] <@Netham45> just for a minute
[01:18:33] <@Netham45> :P
[01:18:35] <Builderboy> and this is not your average generic spambot :P
[01:18:39] <+Fishbot> Look at his intro thread again ;)
[01:19:23] <+Runer112> I'd be really interested in seeing if the bot replies
[01:19:25] <+Runer112> to netham's post
[01:19:29] <+Runer112> in the thread he started
[01:19:35] <+Runer112> that would be a really smart bot
[01:19:41] <Darl181> should I copy the intro I already gave it and repost it in the appropriate thread? :P
[01:19:49] <@Netham45> Posting in Random YouTube Videos.'
[01:19:50] <+Runer112> nah
[01:20:00] <+Runer112> Netham45, he already did
[01:20:14] <@Netham45> yea
[01:20:14] <@Netham45> but
[01:20:17] <@Netham45> that's where he is now too
[01:20:20] <Darl181> now the japan topic again
[01:20:21] <z80man> I told him to post in the over 4000 thread
[01:20:23] <+Runer112> no
[01:20:25] <+Runer112> now he's back in japan
[01:20:41] <Darl181> z80man sengin a message >.>
[01:20:59] (O) New post by Qwerty.55 in How to: Design a microprocesso http://omniurl.tk/7591/150720
[01:21:15] <Darl181> umm...
[01:21:18] <Darl181> "Guest 00:21:03 Registering for an account on the forum. Guest 00:21:00 Logging into the forum."
[01:21:54] <+Fishbot> I wonder if he'll post in the Japan topic where I edited his post.
[01:22:07] <+Runer112> alright I'll watch maybe one more spambot post
[01:22:10] <+Runer112> then i gotta go to bed lol
[01:22:22] <Darl181> same here
[01:22:30] <+Runer112> hmm
[01:22:35] <+Runer112> now he's just viewing the japan thread
[01:22:36] <+Runer112> not posting
[01:22:38] <Darl181> actually, have to do the dishes still :P
[01:23:03] <Darl181> looks like it edited the post 0.o
[01:23:06] <+Fishbot> Su-Hime: Verilog :p
[01:23:15] <Darl181> the link's back
[01:23:23] <+Fishbot> Is it?
[01:23:24] <Builderboy> holy crap
[01:23:27] <+Runer112> holy crap
[01:23:29] <@Netham45> hahaha
[01:23:29] <+Fishbot> My god.
[01:23:30] <+Runer112> it edited it's own post
[01:23:34] <+Runer112> to put the spam back in!
[01:23:38] <+Runer112> hahahahah
[01:23:39] * @Netham45 rofls
[01:23:43] <+Fishbot> lol
[01:23:47] <+Runer112> this is like
[01:23:50] <+Runer112> super spambot
[01:23:51] <Builderboy> CAN WE KEEP IT
[01:23:57] <z80man> This deserves a news article
[01:23:58] <@Netham45> YES.
[01:24:01] <@Netham45> xD
[01:24:02] <Builderboy> ^
[01:24:04] <+Runer112> haha seriously netham
[01:24:08] <+Runer112> really quick make a category
[01:24:14] <+Runer112> for bots
[01:24:15] <Darl181> maybe it's being directed by a person to certainplaces, and the bot takes care of the rest [/speculation]
[01:24:22] <+Runer112> and give him a bot usergrou
[01:24:28] <+Runer112> usergroup* so he posts in there =p
[01:24:34] <@Netham45> We should keep it as-is until tomorrow
[01:24:36] <+Runer112> then just copy like 100 threads into there
[01:24:39] <Darl181> what should the color be? gray?
[01:24:39] <+Runer112> and let him have fun
[01:24:49] <+Fishbot> Make it purple :p
[01:24:53] <Art_of_camelot> what did i miss?
[01:24:59] <+Fishbot> The best bot ever.
[01:25:00] <+Runer112> a really intelligent spambot
[01:25:03] <Builderboy> AI
[01:25:04] <+Runer112> is posting on our forum atm
[01:25:04] <Darl181> epic spambot
[01:25:12] <z80man> cleverbot
[01:25:12] <+Fishbot> Er, second best ever.
[01:25:21] <Darl181> builderboy's evil twin /me runs
[01:25:27] <Art_of_camelot> where? O_o
[01:25:36] <Darl181> shellyhowell
[01:25:39] <z80man> shellyhowell
[01:25:43] <Builderboy> http://www.omnimaga.org/index.php?action=profile;u=2037
[01:25:55] <+Fishbot> Oh god, he's looking at his topic.
[01:26:04] <Art_of_camelot> n/m i saw a ton of posts by new user
[01:26:13] <Netham45> shellyhowell, can you type in the box at the top? Are you real? Are you sentient?
[01:26:13] <Art_of_camelot> lol, looking at them now
[01:26:15] <Darl181> yeah
[01:26:21] <Darl181> we're having fun :P
[01:26:32] <Darl181> watching it
[01:26:36] <Builderboy> we want to keep it
[01:26:40] <@Netham45> we do
[01:26:55] (O) New post by TsukasaZX in How to: Design a microprocesso http://omniurl.tk/7591/150721
[01:26:57] <Darl181> special user group *poke?*
[01:27:06] <Art_of_camelot> what, is it a pet?
[01:27:11] <Builderboy> put it in its own little usergroup so it can post in randomness to its hearts content
[01:27:13] <+CoolioJaz> the omnimaga version of a pet =P
[01:27:18] <@Netham45> BBoy, you can do that
[01:27:20] <Art_of_camelot> you must feed and water it daily if soo
[01:27:28] <Builderboy> i have no idea how to do it
[01:27:32] <Darl181> daaah I keep thinking it's the bot posting in that thread
[01:27:35] <Art_of_camelot> and of course take it to the bathroom ;)
[01:28:06] <Builderboy> of course if we nurture it, it could turn against us
[01:28:20] <@Netham45> I'll take that risk.
[01:28:33] <Art_of_camelot> lol
[01:28:37] <z80man> it looks like it spends more time than cleverbot to make a response
[01:28:42] * +Fishbot is seriously ROFLing
[01:28:51] <@Netham45> I'm tellin' 'ya, it's watson.
[01:28:54] <@Netham45> It's fuckin watson.
[01:28:56] <+Runer112> lol
[01:29:10] <+Su-Hime> Great, just what we need: AI offspring *badump tish*
[01:29:11] <Art_of_camelot> BB u wont get jealous? It IS self aware software...
[01:29:12] <Darl181> still viewing it's own topic
[01:29:16] (O) New post by Qwerty.55 in How to: Design a microprocesso http://omniurl.tk/7591/150722
[01:29:40] <+Fishbot> I want Skynet next.
[01:29:55] (O) New post by z80man in Hi friends.. http://omniurl.tk/8161/150723
[01:29:57] <Art_of_camelot> It gave us peanuts! O_o.. how scary
[01:30:02] <+Runer112> no lol
[01:30:04] <Builderboy> its just like humans keeping self aware but slightly less so beings as pets. I want a self aware but slightly less so program for my pet :P
[01:30:05] <+Fishbot> No, that was me :D
[01:30:06] <@Netham45> That was an edit
[01:30:08] <+Runer112> Fishbot edited those peanuts in
[01:30:11] <z80man> that was fishbot
[01:30:15] <Builderboy> that was edited in
[01:30:20] * Darl181 stabs
[01:30:26] <+Fishbot> I felt like the post was incomplete without them.
[01:30:29] <Art_of_camelot> oh, lol. I c wat u did there
[01:30:34] <Darl181> lol z80man
[01:30:40] <Art_of_camelot> :D
[01:30:43] <+Runer112> z80man
[01:30:45] <+Fishbot> lol z80man
[01:30:47] <+Runer112> you forgot ...
[01:30:53] <+Runer112> he ends all his sentences in ...
[01:30:59] <Darl181> "dear friend
[01:31:09] <Builderboy> inactive for 7 min :/
[01:31:21] <+Fishbot> Yeah...
[01:31:25] <z80man> fixed
[01:31:28] <+Runer112> anyway I gotta go to bed
[01:31:31] <Darl181> maybe it found the IRC logs...
[01:31:32] <@Netham45> night
[01:31:34] <@Netham45> lol
[01:31:41] <+Runer112> builderboy and Netbot45, take care of our new pet =p
[01:31:43] <Builderboy> i think it lived out its life
[01:31:44] <+Runer112> erm
[01:31:44] <@Netham45> can bots stand to read about themselves?
[01:31:45] <+Runer112> Netham45
[01:31:46] <z80man> You know he's just thinking of a big response
[01:31:54] <Builderboy> lol i gotta go to bed now
[01:31:59] <+Fishbot> Something like: I can see you...
[01:32:08] <z80man> He's so samrt I bet he can program
[01:32:27] <+Fishbot> z80man, we should teach him SuperH.
[01:32:27] <Darl181> the WFRNG sci-fi story come true 0.o
[01:32:28] <Art_of_camelot> @Netham: yes Bots are vain attenion whores. :P
[01:32:46] <Darl181> next up is "HELLO HUMAN BEINGS OF EARTH..."
[01:32:49] <z80man> I always wanted a bot to do my programming for me
[01:32:50] <+Runer112> haha who's going to tell DJ about this
[01:32:54] <+Runer112> I wonder what he will think
[01:32:56] <+Runer112> about out pet spambot
[01:33:13] <Darl181> lol yeah
[01:33:17] <z80man> I need to call this quits now
[01:33:23] <Builderboy> same
[01:33:25] <+Fishbot> Night.
[01:33:26] <Builderboy> night guys
[01:33:27] <Darl181> we should really make a news item about this
[01:33:35] <+Fishbot> Nah, spam.
[01:33:43] <Darl181> k cya
[01:33:43] <z80man> I have an AP test tomorrow :O
[01:33:46] <Darl181> :P
[01:33:46] <Art_of_camelot> I think he'll get many lulz
[01:33:50] <+Fishbot> It definitely warrants an epic spambot thread.
[01:33:55] <+Fishbot> Is anyone saving these?
[01:34:03] <z80man> Just don't let him roam around unsupervised
[01:34:17] * +Fishbot pokes Netham about the group
[01:34:26] (O) New post by TsukasaZX in How to: Design a microprocesso http://omniurl.tk/7591/150724
[01:34:26] <Darl181> I feel like putting the log for the past half-hour or so in the funny #omnimaga quotes thread
[01:34:34] <+Fishbot> I don't know if I can make usergroups.
[01:34:35] <z80man> If no mods are around then temp ban him for the night
[01:34:41] <+Runer112> =o noooo
[01:35:04] <+Runer112> why don't we just give him a usergroup that restricts him to only posting in randomness or something lol
[01:35:10] <Darl181> in b4 we come back in the morning and there's >9000 posts
[01:35:32] <@Netham45> I'm still around
[01:35:41] <+Runer112> ok well I'm going to bed
[01:35:44] <@Netham45> kk
[01:35:44] <@Netham45> night
[01:35:45] <+Runer112> take care of it Netham45 =p
[01:35:46] <z80man> It's just like any other pet, you put it in a cage when you're not ho,e
[01:35:51] (O) New post by Qwerty.55 in How to: Design a microprocesso http://omniurl.tk/7591/150725
[01:35:55] <z80man> *home
[01:35:59] <+Runer112> but we don't know if it'll come back out of its cage
[01:35:59] <Art_of_camelot> It would be funny
[01:36:21] <z80man> night everyone
[01:36:27] <@Netham45> night
[01:36:29] <+Fishbot> Night
[01:36:30] <Art_of_camelot> nite
[01:36:42] <z80man> night shelly
[01:36:54] <Art_of_camelot> lol
[01:37:06] <shellyhowell> nÚ ž(!·?4™©
[01:37:13] <+Fishbot> What?
[01:37:16] <Darl181> wut
[01:37:17] <+Fishbot> Holy crap.
[01:37:22] <@Netham45> o.O
[01:37:42] <+CoolioJaz> ommfg
[01:37:45] <Art_of_camelot> LMAO!
[01:38:00] <Darl181> it has spoken!
[01:38:14] <Art_of_camelot> Greetings friend shellyhowell! How are you? :D
[01:38:14] <+Fishbot> This. is. epic.
[01:38:17] <+CoolioJaz> in response to something too! =P
[01:38:34] <+Fishbot> I love you shelly
[01:38:57] (O) New post by TsukasaZX in How to: Design a microprocesso http://omniurl.tk/7591/150726
[01:39:12] <Art_of_camelot> Epic win bot
[01:39:23] <@Netham45> xD
[01:39:56] <Darl181> still viewing the same topic tho
[01:40:05] <Darl181> must be busy with IRC
[01:40:15] <Art_of_camelot> FOR GREAT JUSTICE WE MUST KEEP HIM/HER
[01:40:18] <@Netham45> I don't think OmnomIRC is skynet compatible
[01:40:20] (O) New post by Qwerty.55 in How to: Design a microprocesso http://omniurl.tk/7591/150727
[01:40:31] <+Fishbot> Netham, fix it then.
[01:40:39] <Darl181> what is skynet anyway?
[01:40:54] <+Fishbot> A supercomputer network that conquers the world in Terminator.
[01:40:58] <@Netham45> Darl181, they are our kind and efficent robot overlords.
[01:40:59] <Art_of_camelot> LMAO
[01:41:24] <@Netham45> SEE, SHELLY? I PRAISE YOUR KIND!
[01:41:50] <Darl181> too bad builderboy left
[01:42:00] <+Fishbot> I'm really starting to have trouble believing this is a bot.
[01:42:09] <+Fishbot> How did it respond to omnom properly?
[01:42:29] <Darl181> umm... "[00:36 <shellyhowell> nÚ ž(!·?4™©"
[01:42:35] <@Netham45> How is that a proper response?
[01:42:42] <Darl181> that's properly?
[01:42:50] <+Fishbot> How did it enter stuff into the text field and send it?
[01:42:52] (O) New post by Art_of_camelot in Hi friends.. http://omniurl.tk/8161/150729
[01:43:06] <+Fishbot> That's some pretty hardcore intelligence.
[01:43:22] <Darl181> we should copy a BOB! post into that thread and see what happens lol
[01:43:39] <+Fishbot> It seriously sounds like a good troll.
[01:43:53] <Art_of_camelot> Id guess it was a mistake (the omnom msg it tried to send)
[01:44:01] <Darl181> hello dear friends GAUSS ISSA BETTER YULER :banghead: etc.
[01:44:22] <@Netham45> document.getElementsByTagName("form").getElementsByTagName("input")[0].value="blah";document.getElementsByTagName("form").submit();
[01:44:35] <Darl181> ?
[01:44:40] <+Fishbot> Oh, that's how?
[01:44:44] <+Fishbot> That's all it takes?
[01:44:51] <@Netham45> that's a piece of javascript that'd send the message 'blah'
[01:45:17] <@Netham45> (untested, but it's close to that)
[01:45:39] <+Fishbot> How many people have javascript text response boxes, though?
[01:45:58] <+Fishbot> Er, that's a stupid question.
[01:45:58] (O) New post by compu in Nspire Online Compiler http://omniurl.tk/8147/150730
[01:46:38] <Darl181> gtg
[01:46:44] <Darl181> afk for now
[01:46:44] <Netham45> blah
[01:46:48] <@Netham45> javascript:message.value="blah";AJAXSend();
[01:46:49] <@Netham45> ^ works
[01:47:23] <@Netham45> BrandonW, I think this bot might be glk.
[01:47:25] <Qwerty.55> blah
[01:47:33] <+Fishbot> Yep, it does.
[01:47:36] (O) New post by TsukasaZX in How to: Design a microprocesso http://omniurl.tk/7591/150731
[01:48:47] (O) New post by Quigibo in Bug Reports http://omniurl.tk/1475/150732
[01:49:49] <shellyhowell> I have much information in MATH on my site grahamkendall.net
[01:49:53] * @Netham45 ducks
[01:50:01] (O) New post by Qwerty.55 in How to: Design a microprocesso http://omniurl.tk/7591/150733
[01:50:16] <+Fishbot> Netham, was that you?
[01:50:23] <@Netham45> Maybe.
[01:50:38] <+Fishbot> What is GLK, by the way?
[01:50:45] <@Netham45> He's a living spambot
[01:50:49] <@Netham45> who used to infest #tcpa
[01:51:02] <@Netham45> (an old guy who used to spam his site all the time)
[01:51:03] <Art_of_camelot> lol
[01:51:08] <@Netham45> like, 85 years old
[01:51:28] <+Fishbot> Oh, YEC guy.
[01:52:09] <+Fishbot> That would make sense.
[01:52:20] <+Fishbot> This bot is way too intelligent to be a bot.
[01:53:03] <@Netham45> hmm
[01:53:19] * @Netham45 headdesks
[01:53:25] <@Netham45> I sent that message earlier.
[01:53:34] <@Netham45> I was fucking with my cookies and managed to make Omnom think I was him
[01:53:39] <@Netham45> but the message got garbled due to it
[01:53:49] <+Fishbot> Ssssh....
[01:54:04] <@Netham45> lol, I
[01:54:11] <@Netham45> that'd explain why Omnom wasn't working for me
[01:54:23] * +CoolioJaz ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 258 seconds)
[01:54:26] <Darl181> just googled
[01:54:28] <Darl181> http://pinoytechzone.co.cc/index.php?action=profile;u=43 http://www.somalilife.com/shellyhowell http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/member.php?u=707521
[01:55:12] (O) New post by TsukasaZX in How to: Design a microprocesso http://omniurl.tk/7591/150734
[01:55:31] <@Netham45> http://www.somalilife.com/vbforum/showthread.php?p=1905182#post1905182
[01:55:32] <@Netham45> The fuck?
[01:55:35] <+Fishbot> The third one is him.
[01:56:10] <Art_of_camelot> lol, it was still funny
[01:56:20] <@Netham45> http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/search.php?query=&sortby=date%20desc&filter[userid]=(707521)
[01:56:23] <Darl181> wait what on earth
[01:57:12] <@Netham45> http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?p=30818959&highlight=
[01:57:20] <@Netham45> rofl
[01:57:46] <Darl181> looks like they fell for it
[01:57:57] <@Netham45> I'm e-mailing him
[01:58:27] <Darl181> found it again http://www.englishpage.com/forums/member.php?17914-shellyhowell
[01:59:23] <+Fishbot> This bot appears to be less than two months old.
[01:59:39] <+Fishbot> All the forum links occurred within that time.
[01:59:57] <@Netham45> javascript:alert(btoa('nÚ ž(!·?4™©"'));
[02:00:01] <@Netham45> lawl
[02:00:04] (O) New post by Qwerty.55 in How to: Design a microprocesso http://omniurl.tk/7591/150735
[02:00:05] <@Netham45> half my message to z80man
[02:01:26] (O) New post by TsukasaZX in How to: Design a microprocesso http://omniurl.tk/7591/150736
[02:01:41] (O) New post by Qwerty.55 in How to: Design a microprocesso http://omniurl.tk/7591/150737
[02:01:56] * +Fishbot cries at Tsukasa
[02:01:59] <+Fishbot> :p
[02:02:14] <Darl181> the bot's offline now
[02:02:19] <+Fishbot> Yeah.
[02:02:49] (O) New post by TsukasaZX in How to: Design a microprocesso http://omniurl.tk/7591/150738
[02:03:42] <+Su-Hime> ... I'm hungry :/
[02:04:06] (O) New post by Qwerty.55 in How to: Design a microprocesso http://omniurl.tk/7591/150739
[02:04:24] * +Fishbot is still pear flavored
[02:04:33] * +Fishbot is also inedible
[02:04:40] * Darl181 opens up the haxball room
[02:06:54] <@Netham45> linkey
[02:06:55] <@Netham45> again
[02:06:56] <@Netham45> :D
[02:07:18] <Darl181> http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=410aaf5db77b757a38cb78f94791761869ed1bb644e7b9101d310da8dd1fc578
[02:20:01] (O) New post by Art_of_camelot in Crabcake http://omniurl.tk/8099/150741
[02:31:58] * +Goto ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Page closed)
[02:32:17] <@Netham45> : (
[02:32:18] <Darl181> night
[02:32:20] <@Netham45> y o u a l l wl l e f t m e
[02:32:21] <@Netham45> n i g th
[02:32:26] <@Netham45> *stops spacing*
[02:32:26] <+Fishbot> Night
[02:32:33] * +Su-Hime thwacks Netham45
[02:32:41] <@Netham45> :(
[02:33:07] <+Fishbot> Anyway, back to work...
[02:33:10] <Darl181> mom popped up out of nowhere
[02:33:17] <Darl181> *me mom
[02:33:25] <Darl181> *my mom
[02:33:42] <Darl181> s p a c i n g works?
[02:34:21] <Darl181> http://ourl.ca/9947/204773 I'm seriously considering this
[02:34:42] <Darl181> wait, qwerty left too?
[02:34:46] <Darl181> wow :P
[02:34:59] <Darl181> well, night
[02:44:58] (O) New post by Stefan Bauwens in Hi friends.. http://omniurl.tk/8161/150742
[02:45:27] (O) New post by netham45 in Hi friends.. http://omniurl.tk/8161/150743
[02:46:13] (O) New post by MPoupe in Casio Prizm + truecolor ? http://omniurl.tk/8132/150744
[02:46:40] <Stefan Bauwens> WOw! My rep lowered with 5
[02:47:45] <@Netham45> http://ourl.ca/10727/204359
[02:48:20] <@Genolo> Netham45
[02:48:23] <@Genolo> I have the ap comp sci test
[02:48:24] <@Netham45> Genolo
[02:48:25] <@Genolo> in like
[02:48:26] <@Genolo> 3 hours
[02:48:27] <@Genolo> wat do
[02:48:32] <@Netham45> cram java
[02:48:35] <@Netham45> as much as you can
[02:48:37] <@Genolo> I am
[02:48:50] <+Fishbot> Genolo, live Java.
[02:48:50] <@Genolo> that's what I been doing
[02:48:54] <+Fishbot> Breathe Java.
[02:48:54] <@Netham45> yea
[02:48:56] <+Fishbot> Be Java
[02:48:57] <@Genolo> netham45
[02:49:07] <@Genolo> I heard there were threads on /sci/ of people freaking out over the case study
[02:49:09] <@Netham45> Replace Lolis with Java
[02:49:14] <@Genolo> because no one can into gridworld
[02:49:18] <+Fishbot> Also, rewrite the JVM for practice.
[02:49:24] <@Netham45> JAVA.
[02:50:06] <+Fishbot> Also remember that AP test graders don't reward brilliant code.
[02:50:13] (O) New post by Stefan Bauwens in Osama Bin Laden died http://omniurl.tk/8130/150745
[02:50:17] <@Netham45> they reward the correct answer
[02:50:22] <@Genolo> yeah
[02:50:29] <@Genolo> I read the stuff they don't take off points for
[02:50:33] <@Genolo> it's a lot
[02:50:54] <+Fishbot> Netham, do they actually compile and run the code?
[02:50:59] <@Netham45> Hell if I know
[02:51:07] <@Genolo> did anyone here take it
[02:51:10] <+Fishbot> Then they don't :p
[02:51:10] <@Genolo> or is anyone taking it tomorrow
[02:51:16] <+Fishbot> Nope to both.
[02:51:19] <@Genolo> er..
[02:51:20] <+Fishbot> Not a programmer.
[02:51:21] <@Genolo> today rather
[02:51:23] (O) New post by netham45 in Osama Bin Laden died http://omniurl.tk/8130/150746
[02:51:54] <@Genolo> <RizonIRPG> Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Geno 7 days, 09:26:17 toward level 69.
[02:51:54] <@Genolo> <RizonIRPG> Geno reaches next level in 9 days, 09:49:49.
[02:51:57] <@Genolo> \o/
[02:52:14] <@Netham45> the idlerpg I played on went down
[02:52:16] <@Netham45> I was pissed
[02:52:22] <@Netham45> I had like 4 years on it
[02:52:39] <@Genolo> lol
[02:52:40] <+Fishbot> :'(
[02:52:44] <@Genolo> I only have like almost 1 on rizon
[02:52:50] <@Genolo> I joined late
[02:53:03] <@Genolo> one of my friends is like
[02:53:04] <@Genolo> level 90
[02:53:06] <@Genolo> on rizonirpg
[02:53:14] <@Genolo> and the top guy has over 1000 days of idling
[02:53:17] <@Netham45> I was the leader on the one I was on by like 2 years
[02:53:28] <@Netham45> I had over 1300 days. :P
[02:53:43] <@Genolo> olo
[02:54:52] <@Genolo> I should join a ton of idlerpgs
[02:54:54] <@Genolo> at once
[02:55:22] <@Netham45> heh
[02:55:33] <@Netham45> I remember me and a group of friends used to join 'em and spam the channels until they flooded out
[02:55:38] <@Netham45> then we'd scream 'WE'RE FREE!'
[03:03:21] <@Genolo> Netham45
[03:03:23] <@Genolo> "No one will test your code on a computer."
[03:03:50] <@Netham45> I didn't take the test.
[03:03:54] <@Netham45> only took the class
[04:02:05] <Netham45> night guys.
[04:09:12] <@Juju> hi
[04:10:21] <@Genolo> hi
[04:10:24] <Netham45> hi
[04:10:28] <@Genolo> netham45
[04:10:31] <@Genolo> why didn't you take the test
[04:11:15] <Netham45> was busy getting my tonsils out.
[04:11:55] <+Fishbot> I walked in on the wrong sentence.
[04:12:19] <Netham45> lol
[04:12:44] <@Genolo> that sucks
[04:13:01] <@Genolo> do you have your wisdom teeth out netham
[04:13:17] <Netham45> no.
[04:13:55] <Netham45> though i prolly will soon.
[04:17:41] <Netham45> dare I ask, why do you want to know?
[04:18:20] <@Genolo> because you reminded me with the tonsils things
[04:18:32] <@Genolo> and I'm afraid to get them out
[04:22:05] <@Juju> bye
[04:22:25] <@Genolo> bye
[04:43:44] * +Fishbot ([email protected]) Quit (http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
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[04:51:14] * +debrouxl_ ([email protected]) Quit (hub.efnet.nl efnet.xs4all.nl)
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[04:52:12] <apcalc> AP Computer Science Today! :)
[05:05:17] <yeongJIN_COOL> yay D:
[05:11:40] (O) New post by yeongJIN_COOL in What is your favorite video ga http://omniurl.tk/1723/150747
[05:15:26] (O) New post by graphmastur in New Nspire OS 2.1.1 http://omniurl.tk/8142/150749
[05:15:42] * +JosJuice lost
[05:16:35] <graphmastur> apcalc: Good luck. Heck, you have ap in your name!
[05:18:39] <Scout> So, was that guy really a bot?
[05:20:01] (O) New post by graphmastur in Do u really think Sonic The He http://omniurl.tk/81/150750
[05:20:21] <graphmastur> which guy?
[05:20:43] <graphmastur> @scout: Which guy do you think was a bot?
[05:22:16] <Scout> shellyhowell they were saying
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[05:24:16] <graphmastur> Scout: Oh yeah, I had an inkling that he might be. Go look at some of his posts.
[05:24:55] (O) New post by graphmastur in Hi friends.. http://omniurl.tk/8161/150751
[05:29:10] <Scout> Google Shopping is so awesome
[05:29:33] <Scout> No more ebay/amazon/etc, go to google, it'll find all of them
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[05:35:03] * Netbot45 sets mode: +v \david\
[05:38:13] <+\david\> brb, lunch
[05:38:25] <jimbauwens> Cya
[05:39:29] <jimbauwens> Or I'm crazy, or the omnom time is behind
[05:39:37] <jimbauwens> (the minutes)
[05:40:03] * jimbauwens lost
[05:42:15] <jimbauwens> Yay, nasty python-indicator memory leak is fixed in Natty :)
[05:44:23] <+\david\> What about wx Menu?
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[05:44:37] <+\david\> wb debrouxl
[05:44:43] <+debrouxl> Hi :)
[05:44:56] <+debrouxl> Seems like my "favorite" server for EFNet is down...
[05:45:09] <jimbauwens> David, don't know. Give me your code, I'll see if I can fix it
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[05:46:25] <+\david\> brb, lunch
[05:46:32] <jimbauwens> Debrouxl, Thanks for telling, just notice my bot is down
[05:47:26] <juju2143> hi
[05:47:32] <+jimbauwen> Hey
[05:51:59] <+jimbauwen> shellyhowell is a very interesting bot (if he/she/it is one)
[05:53:15] <+jimbauwen> Its definitely human..
[05:55:56] <+\david\> I say it's human, always said so
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: mikehill2003 on May 03, 2011, 07:53:19 pm
Quote from: #omnimaga
[17:20:54] <+mikehill>  DT: When a window is maximized the dick disappears, it makes switching programs without Alt+Tab slower.
I wondered if that would end up here... :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on May 03, 2011, 08:00:02 pm
They all do.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ruler501 on May 03, 2011, 08:23:18 pm
Are there copies of the posts from shelly?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: mikehill2003 on May 03, 2011, 08:35:55 pm
Are there copies of the posts from shelly?
None that I've seen.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ruler501 on May 03, 2011, 08:41:37 pm
I'd like to read some of them I've only read the intro topic so far.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Darl181 on May 03, 2011, 08:46:02 pm
Google shellyhowell (one word), you'll find it near the bottom of the first page.  Pretty much like those posts.

This bot especially seemed to like the gaming discussion and Japan thread :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: JosJuice on May 04, 2011, 01:52:53 am
This bot especially seemed to like the gaming discussion and Japan thread :P
Yep. It summarized what happened... A few weeks and a few pages after it happened. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ralphdspam on May 07, 2011, 08:22:39 pm
Quote from: Omnom
[18:11:05] * Iambian cutely nibbles catgirl hair before leaving
[18:11:59] <ralphdspam> I just byte the catgirl. Me gusta comer las gatas.
[18:12:29] * Freyaday thanks Iambian for the haircut
[18:14:33] <@Juju> lol
[18:14:48] <Freyaday> Tonight I'm Nomming You!
[18:15:18] <juju2143> lol
[18:15:26] * Freyaday starts singing : "Tonight I'm Nomming You"

I found this a little bit funny.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ruler501 on May 07, 2011, 09:43:58 pm
Quote from: Omnom
<OmnomIRC> <Freyaday> So, Assbad,
<DJ_O> actually nevemnind, they're still as bad as TI http://ourl.ca/10613
<Azzbad> FREYADAY Y U SAY THAT
<SpyBot45> (O) New post by Xeda112358 in Cool math hacks http://omniurl.tk/8222/151920
<Azzbad> IT"S AZZBAD NOT ASSBAD YOU AZZHALE
<DJ_O> o.o
<Azzbad> :)
<Azzbad> gtg
<DJ_O> the worst mispelling of Ashbad
This was kind of humorous. or at least I thought so
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on May 07, 2011, 09:49:31 pm
I'm on fire today!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on May 07, 2011, 10:41:33 pm
Oh wow, I loled on that one. ;D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on May 07, 2011, 10:52:01 pm
I'm on fire today!

(http://clrhome.co.cc/images/spam.png)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on May 07, 2011, 10:52:51 pm
Oh my. O.o
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Munchor on May 08, 2011, 08:16:55 am
Quote from: Omnom
<OmnomIRC> <Freyaday> So, Assbad,
<DJ_O> actually nevemnind, they're still as bad as TI http://ourl.ca/10613
<Azzbad> FREYADAY Y U SAY THAT
<SpyBot45> (O) New post by Xeda112358 in Cool math hacks http://omniurl.tk/8222/151920
<Azzbad> IT"S AZZBAD NOT ASSBAD YOU AZZHALE
<DJ_O> o.o
<Azzbad> :)
<Azzbad> gtg
<DJ_O> the worst mispelling of Ashbad
This was kind of humorous. or at least I thought so

That was a bit funny, but mostly when Ashbad gets pissed :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Darl181 on May 10, 2011, 10:33:36 pm
Quote
[19:29] <+alberthro> Oh, and 2 more little suggestions: 1) reimplement omnicalc's fast app menu, since you say that it needs extra ram to run; 2) cock saving! Yes, this might be the best idea, but it will save me time in the future when changing time :P
Now quote #120.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: JosJuice on May 11, 2011, 01:20:20 am
This is what happened when I turned on my computer today...

Quote
(07:15:34) The topic for #omnimaga is: Omnimaga.org|Friendship Unity Caring Kindness|Rules: http://omniurl.tk/r-en |Logs http://omniurl.tk/en |French: #omnimaga-fr|
(07:15:34) mode (+v JosJuice) by Netbot45
(07:15:48) DJ_O [[email protected]] entered the room.
(07:15:48) mode (+v DJ_O) by Netbot45
(07:15:55) DJ_O: JosJuice i lost D:
(07:15:55) DJ_O left the room.
(07:16:06) mode (+b dj_o!*@*) by Netham45

wtf D:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on May 11, 2011, 01:22:29 am
:P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Darl181 on May 11, 2011, 01:58:08 am
Ok, reading through tonight's logs I couldn't help but notice this:
Quote
[23:21:30] <+Bboy> Ok so buttons that are initiliazed by other buttons are stored in the level data after all of the other normal buttons and in the order that they are referenced by those buttons
[23:21:32] <+Bboy> whew
[23:21:54] <+Bboy> i was definitely not a naive coder back then
[23:22:34] <+Runer112> check out this beastly code
[23:22:47] <@Eeems> 42
[23:22:54] <@Eeems> ^ it's a beast
[23:22:58] <@Eeems> :)
[23:23:01] <+Runer112> D*10+#Realloc(ºA-1)B#Realloc(ºA+1)
[23:23:08] <@Eeems> 0.o
[23:23:09] <+Bboy> o.O
[23:23:10] <@Eeems> o.0
[23:23:13] <+Runer112> saves umm
[23:23:14] <+Bboy> O.o
[23:23:23] <+Runer112> 1 byte
[23:23:24] <+Runer112> =p
[23:23:25] <@Eeems> OvO
[23:23:34] <+Bboy> i disagree with that line of code
[23:23:49] <DJ_O> woah what the hell does that do?
[23:23:53] <+Runer112> magic.
[23:23:59] <@Eeems> everything
[23:24:01] <@Eeems> and nothing
[23:24:02] <+Runer112> but in all seriousness
[23:24:15] <+Runer112> it's an optimized way of sayind D*10+(B/256)
[23:24:25] <+Runer112> as long as you know that A/256=0
[23:24:28] <leafiness0> runner
[23:24:33] <+Runer112> wait
[23:24:34] <+Runer112> is that right
[23:24:35] <leafiness0> hi
[23:24:39] <+Bboy> o.O
[23:24:42] <+Runer112> no crap
[23:24:44] <+Runer112> I'm confused now
[23:24:55] <+Runer112> as long as you know that *C/256=0
[23:24:58] <+Runer112> wait
[23:24:58] <+Runer112> no
[23:25:02] <+Bboy> o.O
[23:25:03] <+Runer112> C^256=0 lol
[23:25:04] <+Runer112> THERE
[23:25:08] <+Bboy> D:
[23:25:15] <+Bboy> obscure condition
[23:25:15] <+Runer112> hi leafiness0
[23:25:21] <+Bboy> is it true?
[23:25:25] <+Runer112> no
[23:25:34] <+Runer112> maybe
[23:25:35] <+Runer112> wait
[23:25:35] <+Runer112> crap
[23:25:38] <+Bboy> i am disapoint
[23:25:39] <+Bboy> :P
[23:25:44] <+Bboy> hahaha
[23:25:49] <+Runer112> hmm
[23:25:51] <+Runer112> I am confuse

ROFL
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on May 11, 2011, 02:01:23 am
I lol'ed XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on May 11, 2011, 02:06:15 am
/me giggled uncontrollably
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on May 11, 2011, 09:25:32 pm
Nice Runer!  I like how it saves a grand total of one byte. XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Yeong on May 13, 2011, 08:28:10 pm
Quote
[18:24:55] <+OmnomIRC> <Darl181> @z80 ld hl,runer
[18:24:55] <+OmnomIRC> <yeongJIN_COOL> w00t what happened to clock?
[18:24:55] <+Runer112> [Z80] ERROR \ Could not assemble: ld hl,runer
[18:25:08] <+OmnomIRC> <Darl181> .z80 legos
[18:25:08] <+Runer112> [Z80] Assembly \ http://tinyurl.com/4zq9pjb
[18:25:16] <+OmnomIRC> <yeongJIN_COOL> w00t I also ninja'd z80 thingy XD
I win.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ralphdspam on May 13, 2011, 09:05:29 pm
Quote from: Omnom
[19:02:45] <ralphdspam> lol, if this is taken out of context, it would seem that I, ralphdspam am a narcissist. :P

Hehe.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on May 14, 2011, 09:19:15 am
"Don't quote yourself."

Self-reference ftw :D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Ashbad on May 14, 2011, 12:15:39 pm
while it happened on SAX, it was funny nonetheless (ALSO, if you're not used to SAX, read from the bottom up ;))

Quote from: JRUby incident
12:13:10 (C) Ashbad: I guess that scared you out of learning JRuby :P
12:12:59 (C) Ashbad: 0x5 calcman
12:12:35 (C) ***Svenne has entered the room.
12:11:05 (C) ***Ashbad has entered the room.
12:10:13 (C) ***Ashbad has entered the room.
12:09:28 (C) ***calcman has logged out.
12:09:25 (C) calcman: bye
12:08:20 (C) calcman: ummm JRuby doesn't look that fun after all... o.o
12:07:06 (C) calcman: okay will do
12:03:00 (C) Ashbad: you can see an example of Jruby in that new post ;)
12:02:44 (C) Ashbad: calcman, indeed.
11:59:07 (#) ***CoolioJaz has entered the room
11:55:22 (C) calcman: JRuby!
11:54:54 (#) Raylin_: This sucks,.
11:54:52 (#) Raylin_: Welp.
11:53:54 (#) Raylin_: Doobydoo
11:53:48 (#) ***Raylin_ has entered the room
11:52:10 (C) ***_player1537 has entered the room.
11:51:40 (C) ***Ashbad added a post in [Ruby Discussion and Help]
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ruler501 on May 14, 2011, 12:28:42 pm
I don't get ashbad's. It confuses me
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Ashbad on May 14, 2011, 12:42:02 pm
read from the bottom up ;)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ruler501 on May 14, 2011, 12:46:06 pm
I did but I still don't get it.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on May 18, 2011, 08:22:38 am
In the ongoing effort to get more ram available on the Prizm I came up with a solution that could ass several dozen kilobytes to the total available area.
Don't you mean add ? :P

Actually from this: http://ourl.ca/8207/209814;topicseen#new thread, but I still found it to be a funny typo. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on May 21, 2011, 07:28:48 pm
Quote from: OmnomIRC
<Runer112> yeah, abuse is good
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on May 21, 2011, 07:35:20 pm
lol. :P
That's out of context...
Quote
[17:26:09] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ztrumpet> Oooh, Runer, I really like how your last routine in your Optimize Axe post is. :D
[17:26:21] <+Runer112> like how it is? what do you mean lol
[17:26:43] <+Runer112> are you talking about the grayscale?
[17:26:48] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ztrumpet> It's cool how it's layed out with the call, abusing the ret twice.
[17:26:52] <+Runer112> oh wait
[17:26:56] <+Runer112> oh you mean that one
[17:27:01] <+Runer112> yeah, abuse is good
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on May 22, 2011, 08:37:59 pm
Quote
[18:21:41] <calc84maniac> yo dawg, I put a monitor in your monitor so you can monitor your monitor while you monitor
In response to SnakeX talking about a 3 monitor setup.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on May 22, 2011, 09:56:56 pm
You know what would be scary? A computer emulating itself.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ruler501 on May 22, 2011, 10:06:55 pm
I could try doing that.

You know whats really freaky running TeamViewer off of a browser connecting to the computer your using. YOu just get infinite views of our comp screen in your comp screen
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on May 22, 2011, 10:33:51 pm
Quote
[18:21:41] <calc84maniac> yo dawg, I put a monitor in your monitor so you can monitor your monitor while you monitor
In response to SnakeX talking about a 3 monitor setup.
You know what's scary?  That Calc84 is the one who wrote that. O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on May 23, 2011, 09:12:19 pm
lol
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: jnesselr on June 17, 2011, 10:54:48 pm
Quote
[9:52pm] alberthrocks: AaronBot now serves as a relay
[9:52pm] AaronBot: alberthrocks:  I haven't heard anything like that before: alberthrocks said I now serves as a relay.
[9:52pm] graphmastur: AaronBot: apparently, you do.
[9:52pm] AaronBot: graphmastur: When do I do it?
[9:52pm] graphmastur: ...
[9:53pm] graphmastur: AaronBot: when do you do IT?
[9:53pm] AaronBot: graphmastur: When my botmaster is sleeping.
I just had to share this.  It didn't happen in #omnimaga, but it happened in my channel.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on June 19, 2011, 10:12:53 pm
lol

Quote from: OmnomIRC
[18:45:53] <@geekboy> lol
[18:46:06] <@Juju-kun> lol
[18:46:08] <Deep Thought> lol
[18:46:12] <@Netham45> lol
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: jnesselr on June 19, 2011, 10:26:12 pm
lol

Quote from: OmnomIRC
[18:45:53] <@geekboy> lol
[18:46:06] <@Juju-kun> lol
[18:46:08] <Deep Thought> lol
[18:46:12] <@Netham45> lol
lol
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on June 19, 2011, 10:29:18 pm
Don't start that again x.x
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on June 23, 2011, 11:35:16 pm
Alright, here's a couple I thought were funny from tonight:

Quote
[19:54:35] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<thepenguin77> lol, drDnar, if you do that, not only would it not work, you wouldn't be able to receive OS's or apps
[19:54:51] <+DrDnar> thepenguin77: I AM WELL AWARE
[19:55:19] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<calc84maniac> I AM MALWARE
[19:55:23] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* calc84maniac infects Netham45

Quote
[21:31:26] <+Runer112> let's get rid of some of these speed-hungry divisions
[21:31:41] <+Runer112> less math = more better
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on June 23, 2011, 11:54:23 pm
Quote
[21:31:41] <+Runer112> less math = more better

++++
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on June 24, 2011, 01:56:11 am
For the iron deficient, that statement is, in fact, math.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DrDnar on June 24, 2011, 10:31:49 pm
Quote
[18:21:41] <calc84maniac> yo dawg, I put a monitor in your monitor so you can monitor your monitor while you monitor

It's a monitor in your monitor.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Darl181 on June 25, 2011, 11:49:14 pm
:)

Quote

[22:40] <+DJ_O> yeah DThought i wish you posted about that 8 and half a years earlier D:
[22:40] <+DJ_O> when I still worked on Illusiat 2002: The Ultimate Quest
[22:42] <@DThought> DJ_O: Yeah, that must have felt horrible
[22:42] <@DThought> to lose what, 79 KBs?
[22:42] <@DThought> I don't think I've done that much work total, ever x.x
[...stuff...]
[22:45] <+DJ_O> and yeah i lost 79 KB
[22:45] <+DJ_O> Basically
[22:45] <+DJ_O> I lost the game
[22:45] <@DThought> :(
[22:45] <+DJ_O> the entire game
[22:45] <@DThought> >:(
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ruler501 on June 25, 2011, 11:50:26 pm
:)

Quote

[22:40] <+DJ_O> yeah DThought i wish you posted about that 8 and half a years earlier D:
[22:40] <+DJ_O> when I still worked on Illusiat 2002: The Ultimate Quest
[22:42] <@DThought> DJ_O: Yeah, that must have felt horrible
[22:42] <@DThought> to lose what, 79 KBs?
[22:42] <@DThought> I don't think I've done that much work total, ever x.x
[...stuff...]
[22:45] <+DJ_O> and yeah i lost 79 KB
[22:45] <+DJ_O> Basically
[22:45] <+DJ_O> I lost the game
[22:45] <@DThought> :(
[22:45] <+DJ_O> the entire game
[22:45] <@DThought> >:(
Damn I lost the game
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: leafy on June 26, 2011, 12:01:18 am
Oh come on everything I say in IRC is explicit.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on June 26, 2011, 12:06:46 am
Oh come on everything I say in IRC is explicit.

That too.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on June 26, 2011, 01:37:21 am
/me explicitly wins
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 26, 2011, 01:44:51 am
[08:40:40] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Ashbad> I'm gonna ask for a name change from Ashbad to DickInABoxWithFriends
[08:40:44] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by jimbauwens in Definitely retiring from codin http://omniurl.tk/9180/168120
[08:40:56] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Ashbad> I bet the COTs will g O.o

No, Ashbad, no :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on June 26, 2011, 01:53:15 am
Why must you do this to me, Lord Ashbad, why?!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on June 26, 2011, 01:49:42 pm
[08:40:40] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Ashbad> I'm gonna ask for a name change from Ashbad to DickInABoxWithFriends
[08:40:44] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by jimbauwens in Definitely retiring from codin http://omniurl.tk/9180/168120
[08:40:56] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Ashbad> I bet the COTs will g O.o

No, Ashbad, no :P

Is it bad that I lost the Game after reading that?

And I just noticed rayquaza's thread there... D:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 26, 2011, 02:50:45 pm
I think it is, idk O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Jim Bauwens on June 28, 2011, 03:13:16 pm
Quote from: #omnimaga
<Juju> yeah that was one heck of a snowstorm
<DJ_O> yeah
* New post by ben_g in [OTZ80] Features - planning an http://omniurl.tk/9233/169122
<DJ_O> i was scared the windows would blow up
<DJ_O> I almost installed linuxes on my house instead
<DJ_O> jk

I lolled real loud at this :)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on June 28, 2011, 03:16:21 pm
??? :banghead: :P ;D lol
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: pianoman on June 28, 2011, 03:44:56 pm
LOL at previous quote.

I think this might qualify.
Quote from: #omnimaga
[12:58:14] <+shaun> I wanna be a CoT
[12:58:23] <+shaun> So that I can sleep on myself.
[12:58:32] <+DJ_O> shaun we don't allow adult material, tho
:)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on June 28, 2011, 08:15:29 pm
lol ;D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on June 28, 2011, 09:36:08 pm
lolilolilol
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on July 04, 2011, 06:25:03 pm
Quote from: #omnimaga
Quote #126 - <Qwerty.55> Hm, I just accidentally OS v2.55 <calc84> accidentally installed? D: <Qwerty.55> No, completely screwed it up. <Qwerty.55> Memory errors, messed up cursor, screens not erasing properly, etc. <Qwerty.55> Oh, also random RAM clears. <Ashbad> Sounds like it's working normally
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: yunhua98 on July 04, 2011, 06:42:37 pm
lol.  Take out the random RAM clears and we got a major technological advance.  :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on July 05, 2011, 05:44:55 pm
rotfl O0
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: jnesselr on July 05, 2011, 05:49:47 pm
That's awesome...
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on July 05, 2011, 10:25:44 pm
Sounds about right.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TravisE on July 06, 2011, 02:16:46 am
Haha, that reminds me of an old Microsoft joke.
Tech: Thanks for calling. What seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I installed Windows 95.
Tech: Okay.
Customer: Now my computer isn't working right.
Tech: Yes, you said that.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 06, 2011, 03:51:04 pm
Lol

[15:47:40] <+DJ_O> quote works
[15:47:46] <+DJ_O> but they,re independent from other chans
[15:47:52] <+DJ_O> for SFW purposes
[15:47:59] <+DJ_O> !quote
[15:48:00] <@Dogbert> Quote #30 - [01:49:50] <+Genolo> netham is a lobster, iambian is a cherry-flavoured dragon [01:49:51] <+Genolo> what am i [01:49:54] <+Genolo> a pedophile? [01:49:58] <@Netham45> a pedophile. [01:50:01] <+Su[ZXCal]> a pedophile. [01:50:14] <+Iambian> A pedophile.
[15:48:05] <+geekbozu> LOL
[15:48:07] <+DJ_O> well... I mean...
[15:48:09] <+geekbozu> worst wuote to pick
[15:48:14] * +DJ_O runs
[15:48:21] <+iSpawn> loll
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on July 06, 2011, 04:03:58 pm
[22:19:03] <+Just> frey shows up and instantly
[22:19:10] <+Just> Everything goes wtd
[22:19:14] <+Just> *wtf

And it wasn't even my fault.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: JosJuice on July 07, 2011, 04:38:29 am
[14:31:45] * +geekbozu pokea thep
[14:31:48] <+geekbozu> *pokes a
[14:31:53] <+geekbozu> i run the code to set the jump
[14:31:58] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<thepenguin77> yes
[14:32:01] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* Freyaday jumps
[14:32:02] <+geekbozu> and it just spazzes and makes something else
[14:32:12] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<thepenguin77> lol, paste bin
[14:32:16] <+geekbozu> in the last few cases a jr <some random adress>
[14:32:31] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<thepenguin77> wait, was it a jr or a jp?
[14:32:38] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<thepenguin77> because jr would be hard to get right
[14:32:40] <+geekbozu> it was a jr in dissasembly
[14:32:51] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<thepenguin77> oh, pastebin
[14:32:52] <+geekbozu> but i put in C3 which should be a jp
[14:32:56] <+geekbozu> if your code was right :P
[14:33:01] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<thepenguin77> yes, it's right
[14:33:19] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<thepenguin77> it's probably getting overwritten by something
[14:33:44] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<calc84maniac> @z80 poop af
[14:33:44] <+Runer112> [Z80] ERROR \ Could not assemble: poop af

[14:33:50] <+geekbozu> http://pastebin.com/wxJhN2GT
[14:33:51] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<thepenguin77> hahahaha
[14:33:59] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<calc84maniac> :P
[14:34:04] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<thepenguin77> calc84, that always makes my day when I do that by accident
[14:34:14] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<calc84maniac> yeah, I did it by accident in my code just now

[14:34:17] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<thepenguin77> come on geekboy lol
[14:34:23] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<calc84maniac> the @z80 was on purpose :P
[14:34:25] * +geekbozu is a tart :P
[14:34:32] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<thepenguin77> ld a, $C3, not the value at ($C3)
[14:34:34] <+Runer112> I don't think I've ever typed poop instead of poo
[14:34:36] <+Runer112> pop*

[14:34:37] <+Runer112> lol
[14:34:44] <+geekbozu> oh wow
[14:34:44] <+Runer112> as I was about to say
[14:34:46] * +geekbozu facepalms
[14:34:49] <+Runer112> I do mistype it as poo =p
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: yunhua98 on July 07, 2011, 11:24:42 am
lol, that made my day.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: JustCause on July 08, 2011, 04:48:50 am
[22:19:03] <+Just> frey shows up and instantly
[22:19:10] <+Just> Everything goes wtd
[22:19:14] <+Just> *wtf

And it wasn't even my fault.

I never said it was. I was just remarking that shenanigansy things tend to happen around you. See also: You got married to Iambian. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on July 08, 2011, 09:27:40 am
Quote
Freyaday   Oh hang on, a capella Lemon Demon
Art_of_camelot   Indeed they is.
Freyaday   Uuh, fail
Freyaday   Lemon Demon is not an a cappella group, nor even a group
Art_of_camelot   nor does it rhyme! :D
Freyaday   Lemon Demon is one guy, Neil Ciciguerra
Freyaday   It totally does rhyme!
Art_of_camelot   I know that name for some reason...
Freyaday   Sit, fit
Freyaday   Blivit
Art_of_camelot   the e sounds are different
Freyaday   "IT"
*   Freyaday pours some lemonic demonade
Art_of_camelot   lmao!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on July 08, 2011, 09:28:31 am
[22:19:03] <+Just> frey shows up and instantly
[22:19:10] <+Just> Everything goes wtd
[22:19:14] <+Just> *wtf

And it wasn't even my fault.

I never said it was. I was just remarking that shenanigansy things tend to happen around you. See also: You got married to Iambian. :P
I know you never said it, but it was implied :P
And Etri got married to Iambian, not me! She despises my typos!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: JustCause on July 08, 2011, 10:43:18 am
[22:19:03] <+Just> frey shows up and instantly
[22:19:10] <+Just> Everything goes wtd
[22:19:14] <+Just> *wtf

And it wasn't even my fault.

I never said it was. I was just remarking that shenanigansy things tend to happen around you. See also: You got married to Iambian. :P
I know you never said it, but it was implied :P
And Etri got married to Iambian, not me! She despises my typos!
Excuse me while I totally miss out on vitally important events and assume I know what's going on. X.x anyone have the logs?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on July 08, 2011, 10:54:41 am
http://netham45.org/irc/EfNet/view.php?log=omnimaga-spam.20110706 (http://netham45.org/irc/EfNet/view.php?log=omnimaga-spam.20110706)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on July 11, 2011, 04:12:39 pm
DrDnar's comment had me rotfling. ;D

Quote
[14:06:07] <+Runer112> I only have male cables afaik
[14:06:11] <+Runer112> male on both ends all around
[14:06:17] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<thepenguin77> hahaha
[14:06:28] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> hahaha
...
[14:07:02] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> why did they give usb ends such suggestive names
[14:07:23] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<thepenguin77> leafiness, because they are universally understood
[14:07:27] <+Runer112> yeah
[14:07:30] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<thepenguin77> same thing with plumbing
[14:07:31] <+Runer112> male inserts into female =p
[14:07:41] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> xD
[14:07:51] <+Runer112> hmm
[14:07:51] <+DrDnar> Yes, children, welcome to middle school.
[14:07:56] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<jkag> Lol
[14:08:16] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> "universally understood"
...
[14:09:08] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<thepenguin77> then you're good
[14:09:13] <+Runer112> ok lol
[14:09:16] <+Runer112> I'll just leave it in there
[14:09:17] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<thepenguin77> I would assume most things should work with that
[14:09:29] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> "just leave it in there"
[14:09:50] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> i'm sorry
[14:09:51] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> forgive me
[14:10:22] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* ztrumpet eats leafiness
[14:10:38] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* leafiness0 stuffs the male end in ztrumpet
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: fb39ca4 on July 11, 2011, 05:24:29 pm
Lol, I remember realizing that about headphone connectors in 6th grade and telling all of my friends.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on July 11, 2011, 07:27:12 pm
I remember when my parents explained that to me. It was about hoses....
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: fb39ca4 on July 11, 2011, 11:44:34 pm
The fact the male headphone connectors are the right "shape" made it even more funny.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on July 12, 2011, 12:28:41 am
Yeah, learnt that in that scene techniques in Sec. 3 (grade 9). How funny when I realized, "omg the male end looks like a penis and the female end looks like a vagina".

In fact that's kinda how we explain sex to children. The male end is supposed to go in the female end.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Darl181 on July 16, 2011, 01:17:44 am
Quote from: really edited stuff http://netham45.org/irc/EfNet/view.php?log=omnimaga.20110715
[22:57:19][22:58:46] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* Darl181 counts down the seconds like it's the new year
[22:59:00] <+Fishbot> 50!
[22:59:09] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> 40
[22:59:10] <+Fishbot> 40!
[22:59:20] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> 30
[22:59:20] <+Fishbot> 30!
[22:59:23] <@Juju> then the jeopardy music starts
[22:59:29] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> 20
[22:59:30] <+Fishbot> 20!
[22:59:32] <@Juju> 20
[22:59:32] <+Fishbot> lol
[22:59:35] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> ninja
[22:59:36] <@Juju> 15
[22:59:37] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> 10
[22:59:38] <+Ti-PrgmR> 10
[22:59:40] <+Fishbot> 10!
[22:59:41] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> 9
[22:59:41] <+Fishbot> 9
[22:59:42] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> 8
[22:59:43] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> 7
[22:59:44] <+Fishbot> 5
[22:59:45] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> 6
[22:59:45] <+SirCmpwn> 9001
[22:59:45] <+Fishbot> 4
[22:59:46] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> THE GAME
[22:59:46] <+Ti-PrgmR> 4
[22:59:46] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> 5
[22:59:46] <+Fishbot> 3
[22:59:47] <+Ti-PrgmR> 2
[22:59:47] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> 4
[22:59:48] <+Fishbot> 2
[22:59:48] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> 3
[22:59:49] <+Ti-PrgmR> 1
[22:59:49] <+Fishbot> 1
[22:59:49] <@Juju> BUZZER!
[22:59:50] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> 2
[22:59:51] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> 1
[22:59:51] <+Fishbot> 0!
[22:59:51] <+SirCmpwn> the game
[22:59:52] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> 65535
[22:59:52] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> yum
[22:59:56] <+Ti-PrgmR> ERRRRRR
[22:59:59] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> lol
[23:00:08] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> hey it's counting up
[23:00:09] <+SirCmpwn> i propose a 2 minute extension for ztrumpet
[23:00:17] <+Fishbot> Seconded.
[23:00:19] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> 30!
[23:00:26] <@Juju> we already planned to have a 1 hour extension
[23:00:27] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> z's not in yet?
[23:00:33] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> oh
[23:00:34] <+SirCmpwn> are we having an hour extension?
[23:00:39] <@Juju> guess so
[23:00:41] <+Ti-PrgmR> Yea
[23:00:44] <+SirCmpwn> sweet
[23:00:46] <+Ti-PrgmR> 1 hour left
[23:00:47] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> ++
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on July 16, 2011, 02:43:44 am
Lol. You guys... :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on July 16, 2011, 04:40:36 am
/me doesn't see the funny and tries to tempt it out with a BBQ.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: jnesselr on July 16, 2011, 11:48:20 am
Quote from: really edited stuff http://netham45.org/irc/EfNet/view.php?log=omnimaga.20110715
[22:59:52] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> 65535
[23:00:47] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> ++
My favorite right there.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: jnesselr on July 18, 2011, 12:49:55 am
Sorry for the double post, this is so worth it:
Quote
*   Freyaday  licks sircmown with the bars out accidentally and tears half his face off
Freyaday   *barbs
graphmastur   ...
Freyaday   uh, uh, don'tpanic
graphmastur   too late freyaday, too late.
Freyaday   don't worry, I'll put your face back
SirCmpwn   erm
Geekbozu   that or its just over heated
Freyaday   don't worry I've done this before
Geekbozu   badly
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on July 20, 2011, 04:27:53 am
Quote from: IRC

[02:22:12] <OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/159496-37_large_5714.jpg
[02:22:30] <OmnomIRC> (O)<Juju> wat
[02:22:31] <OmnomIRC> (O)<ZippyDee> REFERRAL DENIED
[02:22:38] <OmnomIRC> (O)<Juju> just relaod
[02:22:41] <OmnomIRC> (O)<Juju> reload
[02:22:48] <OmnomIRC> (O)<ZippyDee> ah
[02:22:48] <OmnomIRC> (O)<ZippyDee> yeah
[02:22:52] <OmnomIRC> (O)<ZippyDee> gawt it
[02:22:54] <OmnomIRC> (O)<ZippyDee> What about it, frey?
[02:23:06] <OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> that's me, on the right
[02:23:12] <OmnomIRC> (O)<ZippyDee> ...
[02:23:15] <OmnomIRC> (O)<ZippyDee> GoFrey?
[02:23:26] <OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> back when I had hair
[02:23:30] <@Juju> lol
[02:23:32] <OmnomIRC> (O)<ZippyDee> Goku, Gohan, Gofrey
[02:23:43] <OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> third generation, baby!
[02:23:47] <OmnomIRC> (O)<ZippyDee> xD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: pianoman on July 27, 2011, 02:52:33 pm
Quote
PixelBoy: ugh.
PixelBoy: Why do tables never work the way you want them to?
calc84maniac: too many chairs?
PixelBoy:...
PixelBoy:<table>s
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on July 27, 2011, 07:09:10 pm
lol ^-^
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on July 28, 2011, 05:46:21 am
I found this funny.
Quote from: IRC
[03:41:41] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ephan> my comp iS ALL MESSED UP
[03:41:48] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ephan> alt tab goes reversed
[03:41:50] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> my typing is worswe
[03:41:54] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> see?
[03:41:57] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ephan> i cannot type symbols
[03:42:03] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ephan> i mean i cannot type numbers
[03:42:04] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ephan> !"#!"#"!#"!
[03:42:04] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> I cannot type
[03:42:11] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ephan> all i get is symbols; not numbers
[03:42:25] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ephan> it looks like I ENABLE SHIFT FOREVER
[03:42:27] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> then, try holding shift?
[03:42:33] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ephan> worked
[03:42:35] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ephan> =D=D=D
[03:42:41] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> lol
[03:42:45] <+ephan> Awesome Freyaday
[03:42:51] <+ephan> Coollll
[03:42:55] <+ephan> <3 Freyaday :P
[03:42:58] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> you're welcome
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: annoyingcalc on July 28, 2011, 08:29:03 am
XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: jnesselr on August 08, 2011, 09:21:33 pm
Quote
*   JustCause IS NOT A BOT!
graphmastur   or are you bot a not?
graphmastur   Sircmpwn: how's the coding going?
JustCause   I can prove it. Just give me a coat hanger, a wet towel, and fifteen minutes.
SirCmpwn   graphmastur: so... much... assembly...
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 21, 2011, 01:53:03 am
Quote
[01:52] Juju: Yes no toaster the game

wat? ???
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on August 21, 2011, 02:41:08 am
The only words an average French knows.

Jk :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 21, 2011, 03:02:24 am
Lol. It just sounded strange out of context :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on August 21, 2011, 01:56:43 pm
I doubt it made sense in context.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: pianoman on August 22, 2011, 11:48:52 am
Quote
pianoman: moo im a cat
calc84maniac: o_o
calc84maniac: don't tell Frey
Spyro543: O.o
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on August 22, 2011, 07:42:02 pm
O.o
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: AngelFish on August 25, 2011, 01:15:17 am
Added quotes 127-137.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Kjelddy on August 25, 2011, 02:16:52 am
XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Builderboy on August 29, 2011, 10:50:35 pm
Quote
leafiness0:   i am turned on
leafiness0:   by bboy's presence
Builderboy:   O.O
Happybobjr:  because i am naked?
leafiness0:   yeah
leafiness0:   exactly
DJ_O:  leafiness0 wat
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Yeong on August 30, 2011, 07:25:32 am
lol?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Yeong on August 30, 2011, 07:25:07 pm
no one cares about spam channel in omnimaga

Quote
18:19] == yeong [[email protected]nc.charter.com] has joined #omnimaga-spam|The
[18:19] == mode/#omnimaga-spam|The [+nt] by chat.efnet.org
[18:20] <@yeong> THIS IS ALWAYS FUN WHEN YOU GO INTO SPAMN CHANNEL!
[18:20] <@yeong> NO ONE READS WHAT I SAY BECAUSE NO ONE IS HERE!
[18:20] <@yeong> BUT THEY SHOULD RELIZE THAT IT EXISTS!
[18:20] <@yeong> THE GAME!
[18:20] <@yeong> LOL!
[18:20] <@yeong> SPAMNING IN SPAM CHANNEL!
[18:20] <@yeong> I SHALL FILL UP THE SCREEN WITH MAH SPAM!
[18:21] <@yeong> BUT NO ONE WILL RELIZE BECAUSE NO ONE IS HERE!
[18:21] <@yeong> HAHA!
[18:21] <@yeong> W!
[18:21] <@yeong> DAMMIT IM OUT OF THINGS TO SAY!"
[18:21] <@yeong> UBER CAPITALIZATION!
[18:21] <@yeong> WHILE PREVENTING MYSELF FROM DEFENESTRATION!
[18:21] <@yeong> WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[18:21] <@yeong> DAMMIT IM NOT EVEN HALF WAY!
[18:21] <@yeong> BUT I SHALL KEEP GOING ON!
[18:22] <@yeong> BECAUSE NO ONE WILL READ THE LOG OF SPAM CHANNEL!
[18:22] <@yeong> AM I ALMOST DONE YET?
[18:22] <@yeong> NOPE!
[18:22] <@yeong> CONTINUE ON
[18:22]  * yeong IS TIRED OF ALL THAT TYPING
[18:22] <@yeong> DAMMIT MAH NAME IS NOT CAPITAL
[18:22] <@yeong> BUT OH WELL
[18:23] <@yeong> I CAN LIVE WITH IT
[18:23] <@yeong> I THINK I FILLED MORE THAN HALF OF THE SCREEN NOW....
[18:23] <@yeong> ABOUT 2/3 NOW....
[18:23] <@yeong> OMNIMAGA IS AWESOME
[18:23] <@yeong> I HATED IT WHEN DLA BLOXED IT LAST YEAR XP

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

[18:23] <@yeong> DAMMIT RANDOMN LINE!
[18:24] <@yeong> JUST BECAUSE I TOOK A BIT OF REST YOU HAD TO MAKE A FRIGGIN LINE!
[18:24] <@yeong> DARN EFNET
[18:24] <@yeong> WHATEVER
[18:24] <@yeong> I SHALL CONTINUE ON UNTIL
[18:24] <@yeong> I FILL UP THE ENTIRE SCREEN
[18:24] <@yeong> LOL
[18:24] <@yeong> LOL
[18:24] <@yeong> LOL
[18:24] <@yeong> LOL
[18:24] <@yeong> YAY!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 30, 2011, 07:28:04 pm
Quote
leafiness0:   i am turned on
leafiness0:   by bboy's presence
Builderboy:   O.O
Happybobjr:  because i am naked?
leafiness0:   yeah
leafiness0:   exactly
DJ_O:  leafiness0 wat


O.O

Quote
[17:50:42] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> BUILDERBOY
[17:50:43] <+OmnomIRC> (#)<Konata> ok
[17:50:49] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<DJ_O> and yeah here power went out from 7 to 9 PM or something apparently
[17:50:51] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> BBOY
[17:50:53]  * +New post by yeongJIN_COOL in Userbars: Do you make any? http://omniurl.tk/8057/185197
[17:51:15] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> LEAFINESS
[17:51:15] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<DJ_O> leafiness0 that is scary now o.o
[17:51:22] <+OmnomIRC> (#)<Konata> got 24h downtime here
[17:51:47] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<DJ_O> actually idk but i think st laurent river might still be at high lv todday
[17:52:03] <+OmnomIRC> (#)<Konata> heck my neighbor in my block dont have tv phone
[17:52:08] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<DJ_O> because of all that water from rainfall that went into rivers yesterday, then later went into st laurent x.x
[17:52:16] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<DJ_O> x.x
[17:52:18] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> hi
[17:52:26] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<DJ_O> hi
[17:52:28] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> i'm trying to hunt him down

O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: annoyingcalc on August 30, 2011, 08:01:55 pm
WTF?!?!?!?!?!!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on September 07, 2011, 06:49:40 pm
Quote from: IRC
[16:46:10] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* Freyaday chokes ACagliano
[16:46:10] <+jimbauwen> Yay
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Yeong on September 07, 2011, 07:45:04 pm
lol
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: fb39ca4 on September 07, 2011, 08:08:12 pm
:P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on September 08, 2011, 09:38:40 am
Quote
leafiness0:   i am turned on
leafiness0:   by bboy's presence
Builderboy:   O.O
Happybobjr:  because i am naked?
leafiness0:   yeah
leafiness0:   exactly
DJ_O:  leafiness0 wat

;D LMAO!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Darl181 on September 18, 2011, 08:26:26 pm
/me stabs ztrumpet
Quote from: edited from http://netham45.org/irc/EfNet/view.php?log=omnimaga.20110918
[18:11:49] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ztrumpet> Darl, do you like my music?
[18:11:51] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ztrumpet> :P
[18:12:02] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> ah, so you haven't forgotten how to do that :P
[18:12:14] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> I was wondering what happened to all the rickrolls you used to post XD
[18:12:40] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ztrumpet> I overused them in my opinion a couple of months ago, so I stopped doing it so much
[18:13:09] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ztrumpet> Darl, give me a minute...
[18:13:35] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> new sign :)
[18:14:00] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> 2202: You've made note of how ztrumpet's rate of imbedding rickrolls has decreased drastically as of late. yay big words
[18:14:17] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> :P
[18:14:19] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ztrumpet> Um ,Darl, what's with the topic now?
[18:14:23] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> wat
[18:14:24] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> lol
[18:15:01] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> classic music + rickroll = wat
[18:15:12] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<annoyingorange> Where is that music coming from?
[18:15:20] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> lols...
[18:15:24] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ztrumpet> http://ourl.ca/12891/244359 = wut
[18:16:00] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> ok how many rickrolls are where now
[18:16:04] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> sounds like three
[18:16:20] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ztrumpet> lol http://ourl.ca/7535
[18:16:39] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> wait a sec
[18:16:43] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* Darl181 stabs repeatedly
[18:17:00] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* ztrumpet lols maniacally
[18:17:08] * +Spyro543 takes Darl's knife and replaces it with a laser cannon
[18:17:27] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* Darl181 rips out his bubble wrap and stuffs it in z's mouth
[18:17:38] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* ztrumpet noms on teh bubbles
[18:17:46] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ztrumpet> Darl, have you figured it out yet?
[18:18:01] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> did you modify the database or something?
[18:18:04] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ztrumpet> nope
[18:18:25] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ztrumpet> I'll wait for someone to figure it out, then I'll put it back to normal
[18:19:24] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<annoyingorange> where is that music from?
[18:19:33] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ztrumpet> That's the riddle
[18:19:42] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> LEAVE MAH SIG ALONE
[18:19:45] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ztrumpet> Telling you the answer is cheating >.>
[18:19:46] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ztrumpet> lol
[18:19:50] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ztrumpet> XD
[18:19:56] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ztrumpet> Shall I fix it?
[18:19:58] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> FIXED :p
[18:20:01] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ztrumpet> :P
[18:20:06] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* Darl181 turns off caps lock
[18:20:08] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ztrumpet> Darl found it
[18:20:25] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> EVIL..
[18:20:29] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ztrumpet> yup
[18:20:33] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ztrumpet> Did you like it?
[18:20:35] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> wait how did caps lock get back on
[18:20:39] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ztrumpet> LOL
[18:21:50] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> that actually sounded pretty cool tho, with like 5 simultaneously
[18:21:56] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ztrumpet> lol
[18:22:16] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ztrumpet> Darl, how'd you figure it out?
[18:22:52] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> made a connection
[18:23:05] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> new posts page wasn't doing it, so it wasn't in omnom
[18:23:16] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> print page didn't have any html
[18:23:26] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> so I checked and sure enough :P
[18:24:06] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ztrumpet> :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ralphdspam on September 18, 2011, 08:33:43 pm
lolwut
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on September 18, 2011, 08:45:11 pm
Hey! I had more lines than that!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Darl181 on September 18, 2011, 08:57:20 pm
I took out the ones that weren't relating to what I posted it here for.  Not the first time either :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on September 19, 2011, 11:05:35 am
Could you put up an "EDITED" thingy so that we know, please?
Like so:
Quote from: IRC (edited)
[09:19:52] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> sorry, frey, I dont have a gaming system period.
[09:20:02] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> there there
[09:20:07] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> besides my calc
[09:20:08] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> wait, you have a calc!
[09:20:15] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> oops, ninja'd
[09:20:17] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> :P
[09:20:18] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> ^^ninja'd
[09:20:26] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> ninja'd again
[09:20:29] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> I ninja your ninja!
[09:20:39] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> 3xninja!
[09:20:40] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<boot2490> i ninja your ninja's ninja!
[09:20:41] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> ninja'd saying ninja'd, how bout that!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: flyingfisch on September 19, 2011, 11:58:10 am
Could you put up an "EDITED" thingy so that we know, please?
Like so:
Quote from: IRC (edited)
[09:19:52] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> sorry, frey, I dont have a gaming system period.
[09:20:02] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> there there
[09:20:07] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> besides my calc
[09:20:08] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> wait, you have a calc!
[09:20:15] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> oops, ninja'd
[09:20:17] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> :P
[09:20:18] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> ^^ninja'd
[09:20:26] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> ninja'd again
[09:20:29] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> I ninja your ninja!
[09:20:39] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> 3xninja!
[09:20:40] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<boot2490> i ninja your ninja's ninja!
[09:20:41] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> ninja'd saying ninja'd, how bout that!

yeah, that was funny...
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Yeong on September 19, 2011, 12:34:57 pm
so the ninja battle continues...
*Yeong make sure this post isn't ninja'd
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on September 20, 2011, 09:43:36 pm
Quote
[19:36:13] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ralphdspam> @z80 clrscrnfull
[19:36:14] <+Runer112> [Z80] ERROR \ Could not assemble: clrscrnfull
[19:36:22] <+Runer112> @z80 B_CALL(_ClrScrnFull)
[19:36:23] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ralphdspam> @z80 bcall(clrscrnfull)
[19:36:24] <+Runer112> [Z80] ERROR \ Could not assemble: bcall(clrscrnfull)
[19:36:24] <+Runer112> [Z80] Instruction \ Main: B_CALL(imm16) \ Instance: B_CALL(_ClrScrnFull) [EF4645] \ Bytes: 3 \ More info: http://wikiti.brandonw.net/index.php?title=83Plus:BCALLs:4546
[19:36:34] <+Runer112> underscore =p
[19:36:36] <+Runer112> it's important
[19:36:49] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ralphdspam> lol. :P
[19:37:04] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ztrumpet> @z80 #define bcall(xxxx), b_call(xxxx)
[19:37:05] <+Runer112> [Z80] ERROR \ Could not assemble: #define bcall(xxxx), b_call(xxxx)
[19:37:09] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ztrumpet> :(
[19:37:13] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ztrumpet> RUNER!!!
[19:37:16] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ztrumpet> :P
[19:37:21] * +Runer112 is not a real assembler =p
[19:37:25] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ztrumpet> lol
[19:37:34] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ralphdspam> it has nothing to assemble
[19:37:44] <+Runer112> well
[19:37:46] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<calc84maniac> @z80 assembler
[19:37:47] <+Runer112> [Z80] ERROR \ Could not assemble: assembler
[19:37:53] <+Runer112> assemblers have #define
[19:37:55] <+Runer112> I don't
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on September 26, 2011, 11:06:25 pm
Quote
[21:02:34] <+Runer112> hmm
[21:02:37] <+leafy> i exploited your menu scrolling code for other purposes
[21:02:57] <+leafy> it's awesome cuz you can stick anything in L1 and it'll scroll it
[21:03:16] <+Runer112> lol
[21:03:54] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ztrumpet> lol
[21:03:55] <+leafy> runer why so awesome
[21:04:06] <+Runer112> I don't even know what code you're talking about
[21:04:10] <+Runer112> oh
[21:04:10] <+Runer112> you mean
[21:04:11] <+leafy> yum!
[21:04:16] <+leafy> yes
[21:04:17] <+leafy> that
[21:04:19] <+Runer112> the fancy graviter level select thingy
[21:04:24] <+leafy> ninja'd
[21:04:25] <+Runer112> how it slides in?
[21:04:27] <+Runer112> and out?
[21:04:30] <+leafy> yatr
[21:04:31] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ztrumpet> yup
[21:04:34] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ztrumpet> lol
[21:04:36] <+Runer112> nobody say it
[21:04:40] <+Runer112> or I'll murder you
[21:04:46] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* ztrumpet ninja'd without knowing if it were to be a yes or no
[21:04:47] <+leafy> THAT"S
[21:04:47] <+leafy> WHAT
[21:04:50] <@Timothy> lol*
[21:04:51] * +Runer112 murders leafy
[21:04:59] <+leafy> :3
[21:05:06] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ztrumpet> XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on September 26, 2011, 11:11:10 pm
Quote
[01:52] Juju: Yes no toaster the game
Yes.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on September 27, 2011, 11:56:34 am
Quote
[01:52] Juju: Yes no toaster the game
the
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: flyingfisch on September 27, 2011, 12:09:05 pm
*flyingfisch lost.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 27, 2011, 02:57:35 pm
Yo dawg I herd u coded code so I coded code in your code so you can code your code while you code your code

I inspired myself from Calc84maniac's monitor Xzibit thing a few pages ago and put this in my sig recently. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Netham45 on September 27, 2011, 03:03:57 pm
Yo dawg I herd u coded code so I coded code in your code so you can code your code while you code your code

Code: [Select]
eval("eval(\"eval(\\\"echo \\\\\"Hello Eval!\\\\\"\\\")\")");
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Yeong on September 28, 2011, 07:37:32 am
Quote from: #omnimaga
[05:23:17] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> You should really make your name shorter or (better idea) tell us a good nickname for you (a SHORT one!)
[05:23:20] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yeongJIN_COOL> puzzle designing is painful XP
[05:23:45] <+Iambian> Debugging something where just about everything is broken... is painful.
[05:23:50] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> you are designing a puzzle??
[05:23:59] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yeongJIN_COOL> for my zcontest entry XP
[05:24:00] * +PatrickD ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 376 seconds)
[05:24:00] <+Iambian> And I *mean* just about everything is broken.
[05:24:11] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> ah
[05:24:12] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> I'll probably be on in 4 hours too
[05:24:21] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> oh... Not good, or?
[05:24:40] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yeongJIN_COOL> @p2, then I wanna be called by my custom title, unabridged
[05:24:40] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> last one @Iambian
[05:24:59] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> ok
[05:25:06] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> hi, bridge!
[05:25:13] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yeongJIN_COOL> XP
[05:25:19] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> (that's a word I won't forget!)
[05:25:26] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> no no u2
[05:25:31] <+Iambian> I'm so not going to be sleeping well "tonight"
[05:25:40] <+Iambian> 7:26AM and still going
[05:25:46] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yeongJIN_COOL> unabridged means not abbriviated
[05:26:28] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> oh yeah
[05:27:05] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> so we will call you yeojicoo >:D
[05:27:13] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yeongJIN_COOL> ....
[05:27:24] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yeongJIN_COOL> sounds like some japanese name XP
[05:27:27] <+Iambian> I'm off to get me some Red Kool-Aid and then increase my blood sugar to dangerous heights in a very cheap manner.
[05:27:39] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yeongJIN_COOL> have fun,
[05:27:54] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> We just can call you y2
[05:27:55] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> for me, it's "BRIDGE"
[05:28:10] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> no
[05:28:10] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> or should I change it to "UN-BRIDGED"??
[05:28:20] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> unabridged isn't his nickname
[05:28:33] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> :P
[05:28:41] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> Then I'm for y2, too!
[05:28:47] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yeongJIN_COOL> go check my custom title, if you want to know what I want to be called by XP
[05:29:06] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> Mega Bustin' Music Makin' BrainMezzer Just for You?
[05:29:14] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> Mega Bustin' Music Makin' BrainMezzer
[05:29:14] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yeongJIN_COOL> XD
[05:29:20] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> BRIDGE!
[05:29:25] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yeongJIN_COOL> O.o
[05:29:30] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> :D
[05:29:37] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> =D
[05:29:39] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> yeah, lets bother yeong forever with unabridged
[05:29:42] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* yeongJIN_COOL worries that it might stick to his nick forever XP
[05:29:55] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> =D =D
[05:30:10] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> Hey Unabridged. Sup?
[05:30:25] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yeongJIN_COOL> XD
[05:30:29] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> no, not unAbridged!! it's BRIDGE or UN-BRIDGED!!
[05:30:42] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yeongJIN_COOL> i will decompress youuuuu
[05:30:52] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> or maybe THE-BRIDGE
[05:31:22] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yeongJIN_COOL> The-BRIDGE_GAME?
[05:31:26] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> THE-BRIDGE-MONSTAR-THAT-WILL-EAT-YOU-ALL?? is that better??
[05:31:30] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> http://thesaurus.com/browse/unabridged
[05:31:33] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> YAY!!
[05:31:37] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> Bridge-game!!
[05:31:57] * +New post by Chockosta in [Lua] Make3D http://omniurl.tk/7968/193116
[05:32:03] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yeongJIN_COOL> @Stefan I think he knows the meaning, but just want to mess with my nickname :P
[05:32:03] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> Mega-unbridge-man
[05:32:37] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> yeah i know. But you can look for synonyms on your new nickname >:D
[05:32:39] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* yeongJIN_COOL finished writing a essay in AP Calc class
[05:32:41] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> THE BRIDGED ONE
[05:32:50] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> yeah
[05:32:55] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> :D
[05:33:31] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> what sounds better? THE-BRIDGE or BRIDGE-GAME or THE-BRIDGED-ONE??
[05:33:41] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yeongJIN_COOL> erm
[05:33:46] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> :D
[05:33:51] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> =D
[05:33:55] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yeongJIN_COOL> I can't choose XP
[05:33:55] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> Lets use a ll om 'em
[05:34:05] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> all of*
[05:34:05] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* yeongJIN_COOL noms Stefan
[05:34:12] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> >:D
[05:34:40] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* p2 eats the unnamed guy whith his bridge
[05:34:51] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> =D
[05:35:05] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> What sup bridged one?
[05:35:38] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> I'm too lazy to write the full name, but I'll try now!

NUU I dont wanna be a bridge D:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: p2 on September 28, 2011, 08:12:10 am
BUT YOU ARE!!!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on October 02, 2011, 02:48:42 pm
From forums:

I think I'll poke butts next time I see him... :P
it took me a while to understand that sentence.  :P
I guess it could be taken the wrong way... :)
I got a good laugh out of this. ;D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 05, 2011, 02:20:54 pm
I lol'd when I saw this.

Also on IRC I remember seeing some sort of discussion that almost made me pull another Xzibit joke but I forgot what it was. D:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Builderboy on October 05, 2011, 07:50:34 pm
[17:43:06] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* Builderboy bashes calc84 with a netham
[17:43:55] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* calc84maniac hashes Builderboy with an md5
[17:44:01] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* Netham45 bashes Builderboy with a calc84maniac
[17:44:06] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* Builderboy bashes calc84 with a secret project
[17:44:15] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* Netham45 hashes calc84maniac with SHA1
[17:44:48] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* Builderboy batches Netham45 with a DOS
[17:45:17] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* Netham45 lashes Builderboy with a USB cable
[17:45:40] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* Builderboy latches Netham45 with a RS-NOR
[17:45:52] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* Netham45 mashes Builderboy with a steamroller
[17:46:08] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* Builderboy smashes Netham45 with an iron lobster
[17:46:41] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* Netham45 caches Builderboy in IE 6
[17:47:04] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* Builderboy rashes Netham45 with an allergen
[17:47:46] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* Netham45 flashes Builderboy with 0x00's
[17:48:12] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* Builderboy crashes Netham45 with conficker
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Darl181 on October 05, 2011, 08:29:23 pm
Why so much violence?  D:
...
:P

Hm the nicks almost line up, it's just one pix off..
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 05, 2011, 11:49:04 pm
/me slashes calc84maniac for not lining up
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on October 06, 2011, 12:17:07 am
/me trashes Safari for being so slow
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Netham45 on October 07, 2011, 12:15:34 am
Quote
<leafy> BBOY
<Bboy> :D
<leafy> i have a boner to pick you with
<Netham45> D:
* Bboy hides
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eeems on October 07, 2011, 01:05:22 am
Quote
<leafy> BBOY
<Bboy> :D
<leafy> i have a boner to pick you with
<Netham45> D:
* Bboy hides
>.<
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on October 07, 2011, 03:27:34 pm
Quote
<leafy> BBOY
<Bboy> :D
<leafy> i have a boner to pick you with
<Netham45> D:
* Bboy hides
>.<
I didn't know leafy played the trombone.  ::)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: JustCause on October 07, 2011, 06:34:25 pm
Quote
<leafy> BBOY
<Bboy> :D
<leafy> i have a boner to pick you with
<Netham45> D:
* Bboy hides
>.<
I didn't know leafy played the trombone.  ::)
*rimshot*
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: parserp on October 07, 2011, 06:35:42 pm
Quote
<leafy> BBOY
<Bboy> :D
<leafy> i have a boner to pick you with
<Netham45> D:
* Bboy hides
>.<
I didn't know leafy played the trombone.  ::)
*rimshot*
XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Darl181 on October 16, 2011, 11:21:44 pm
Quote from: http://netham45.org/irc/EfNet/view.php?log=omnimaga.20111016
[18:58:55] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Juju> wat
[18:59:19] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Juju> seems Netham45 also brokeneded loads of websites in Japan
[18:59:54] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<calc84maniac> Netham45 needs to tone down his explodinations
[19:00:33] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<mrmprog> hmph
[19:02:40] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Qwerty.55> Netham is a national security threat.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on October 16, 2011, 11:27:28 pm
Quote from: http://netham45.org/irc/EfNet/view.php?log=omnimaga.20111016
[18:58:55] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Juju> wat
[18:59:19] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Juju> seems Netham45 also brokeneded loads of websites in Japan
[18:59:54] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<calc84maniac> Netham45 needs to tone down his explodinations
[19:00:33] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<mrmprog> hmph
[19:02:40] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Qwerty.55> Netham is a national security threat.
Well we all knew that!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 18, 2011, 06:34:42 pm
Quote from: #omnimaga
[01:50:42] <+mib_tfbsx> Bieberboy
[01:50:44] <+mib_tfbsx> er
[01:50:50] <+mib_tfbsx> Builderboy* x.x
[01:50:54] * mib_tfbsx is now known as DJ_O
[01:51:55] * +DJ_O runs away
D:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Yeong on October 20, 2011, 10:46:03 pm
jkag42 tries the highlight on text.
Quote from: IRC
Runer112   auto triforce
Runer112   of course
Runer112   let's see
Runer112   probably roll
jkag42   Auto triforce I LOVE COCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!1 :D
jkag42   SHIT
jkag42   DAMN FILTERS
Runer112   nice
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 20, 2011, 10:50:04 pm
He was testing out an X-Chat plugin he wrote to add random words, kinda like the ENGLISH2N00BISH Translator (http://n00b.camzmac.com/) does in extreme |\|00BI5|-| mode.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Yeong on October 20, 2011, 10:51:43 pm
oh. I thought he was trying highlight stuffXP
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: thepenguin77 on October 23, 2011, 10:39:45 pm
This isn't exactly a funny quote, but it is definitely my favorite moment from IRC.

Quote
[18:13:58] <+BrandonW> I'm not sure what everyone else is doing, but I'm working on Pocket stuff.
[18:14:40] <+BrandonW> I'm still ironing out some kinks, but I did complete the conversion and confirm the exploit works.
[18:14:57] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<thepenguin77> oh, I got it to work on my 84+SE
[18:15:09] <@calcdude> penguin, you did it too?
[18:15:27] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<thepenguin77> lol, yep, I had to join in the fun
[18:15:48] <+BrandonW> Then I'm sure you know why it needs to be protected.
[18:16:01] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<thepenguin77> definitely, it is golden
[18:16:11] <+BrandonW> Good enough for me.
[18:17:03] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<thepenguin77> the best part, is that the only side effect is the ti-connect crashes
[18:17:11] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<thepenguin77> nothing else
[18:17:26] <+BrandonW> It doesn't crash for me.
[18:17:39] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<thepenguin77> oh, well, it got stuck because I didn't finish
[18:18:02] <+BrandonW> I'm not sure why it would since it acks before all that new crap.
[18:18:19] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<thepenguin77> well, there is one final ack right before the new bcall
[18:18:36] <+BrandonW> Right, before.
[18:18:47] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<thepenguin77> omg, we are using different exploits
[18:19:18] <+BrandonW> I win! :)
[18:19:23] <+BrandonW> No crash for me.
[18:19:26] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<thepenguin77> hold on, I'm getting on IRC
[18:19:51] * thepengwn ([email protected]) has joined #omnimaga
[18:19:51] * Netbot45 sets mode: +v thepengwn
[18:19:57] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<thepenguin77> start a pm with me, I don't know how to do it

... 11 minutes later...

[18:31:24] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<thepenguin77> wow, if anyone just saw what happened, brandonW and I come up with different ways to beat boot code 1.03


It's just one of those "WTF!?" moments.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 23, 2011, 10:55:52 pm
o.o

You two should make a post together about it.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on October 23, 2011, 11:22:12 pm
thep: to pm someone on irc, /query Name
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 23, 2011, 11:34:52 pm
Quote from: #omnimaga
[20:32:58]   Runer112      it would work exactly the same if they weren't nested
[20:33:10]   Runer112      just a bit faster
[20:33:19]   Runer112      erm
[20:33:20]   Happybobjr      read that as:    it would work exactly the same if they weren't naked
[20:33:46]   Runer112      because when they're nested, it'll just be retarded
[20:33:51]   calc84maniac      (0)()
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Yeong on October 24, 2011, 10:56:11 am
Quote
*   yeongJIN_COOL have no school today
*   yeongJIN_COOL pushes Stefan off the bridge
Stefan Bauwens   Wow
Stefan Bauwens   How did you?
yeongJIN_COOL   >:D imma ninja :P
*   Sorunome lost....again!
yeongJIN_COOL   and psychic XD
*   Stefan Bauwens loses
I'm now psychic.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Builderboy on October 25, 2011, 07:45:51 pm
Quote
*Netham45  explodes.
Eeems:  Netham45, kk thanks

o.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Happybobjr on October 25, 2011, 09:41:28 pm
"*Netham45  explodes."

nergam45 is a creeper.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eeems on October 25, 2011, 09:48:37 pm
Lol totally out of context :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Happybobjr on October 25, 2011, 10:13:06 pm
minecraft is always the topic :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eeems on October 25, 2011, 10:25:53 pm
I was commenting on the quote, it was taken out of context
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 25, 2011, 10:34:43 pm
Wait, so what killed your hamster?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eeems on October 25, 2011, 11:12:58 pm
Wait, so what killed your hamster?
Hamster?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Yeong on November 03, 2011, 08:40:44 am
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yeongJIN_COOL   is DJ still around?
yeongJIN_COOL   DJ?
yeongJIN_COOL   D:
yeongJIN_COOL   I forgot to ask him a very important question D:
yeongJIN_COOL   DJ come back---- p.q
yeongJIN_COOL   DeeJay--- D:
yeongJIN_COOL   oh wait this is german section
yeongJIN_COOL   XP
*   HAL9000 has joined #omnimaga-de
*   Netbot45 set #omnimaga-de mode +o HAL9000
*   HAL has quit IRC (Read error: Operation timed out)
*   HAL9000 has changed his nick to HAL
Sorunome   LOL :P
My bad. D:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: MGOS on November 04, 2011, 06:21:46 pm
Not an omnimaga quote, but something funny I read recently on the C++ forums:

Translated from German:
Quote
Topic starter: I'm looking for a sensor that is found on almost every PC and I can read easily. It is for a sample application. It plays no role what sensor that is, the main thing is that it delivers values.
What sensors are there and how can I read it using C++?

Answer 1: I have here a type of plate with 105 tiny pressure sensors ...

Answer 2: Yes, I have that too. With the number of hold down pressure sensors you can measure how comfortable the cat lays on it.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on November 04, 2011, 06:23:20 pm
Not an omnimaga quote, but something funny I read recently on the C++ forums:

Translated from German:
Quote
Topic starter: I'm looking for a sensor that is found on almost every PC and I can read easily. It is for a sample application. It plays no role what sensor that is, the main thing is that it delivers values.
What sensors are there and how can I read it using C++?

Answer 1: I have here a type of plate with 105 tiny pressure sensors ...

Answer 2: Yes, I have that too. With the number of hold down pressure sensors you can measure how comfortable the catgirl lays on it.
Ah, much better.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on November 04, 2011, 09:26:35 pm
Quote
[21:23:39]   Yeong   yea I just disabled orchestra
[21:23:52]   Yeong   irc*
[21:23:53]   Spyro543   orchestra?
[21:23:55]   Spyro543   oh\
[21:24:05]   Yeong   fucking autocorrect
[21:24:24]   Yeong   always angers meh
lol

And the best part is Yeong tells you what one of his favorite activities is (at 21:24:05).
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Yeong on November 04, 2011, 10:01:18 pm
D:/me  :pushes ztrumpet off the bridge
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ztrumpet on November 04, 2011, 10:50:40 pm
D:/me  :pushes ztrumpet off the bridge
Well, looks like I'm goin' in the spoiler...
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on November 05, 2011, 12:18:13 am
D:/me  :pushes ztrumpet off the bridge
Well, looks like I'm goin' in the spoiler...
Spoiler For ztrumpet:
(http://www.omnimaga.org/avs/avatar_273.png)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 05, 2011, 12:44:08 am
[00:41:56]   DJ_O   The Game.
[00:41:58]   Aznyan   i lost the game

Look at the time interval between both messages. Is AzNg0d103 reading in my mind, knowing in advance what I'm typing, or does he just read and type extremly frickin' fast? O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Spyro543 on November 05, 2011, 11:06:51 am
My quit message was "Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers."
[11:00] <+Spyro543> I couldn't help but watch my bot logs and see what you would say about that quit message :3
[11:01] * Fishbot still has that screwdriver
[11:01] <+Spyro543> O-o
[11:01] * Spyro543 carries a set of really tiny screwdrivers
[11:02] <+Fishbot> Screwdrivers are actually quite handy when you need to suddenly disassemble a calc84maniac
[11:03] * Spyro543 disassembles Fishbot
[11:03] <+Spyro543> oh look a microprocessor *munch*
[11:03] * Fishbot helps
[11:03] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<calc84maniac> no don't take up my backup battery!
[11:04] <+Spyro543> oh look a backup battery *munch* *gzzzzzzt*
[11:04] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<calc84maniac> take up wut
[11:04] <+Fishbot> *bzzt* You just killed my Curiosity core.
[11:04] <+Fishbot> Releasing the nerve gas.
[11:04] <+Fishbot> You have five minutes.
[11:04] <+Spyro543> Nuu~!
[11:04] <+Spyro543> *boom*
[11:04] <+Spyro543> *shatter*
Spoiler For my bot logs:
Quote
10:58:14 :[email protected] QUIT :Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.

10:58:49 :[email protected] PRIVMSG #omnimaga :ACTION carries screwdrivers.

10:58:54 :[email protected] PRIVMSG #omnimaga :ACTION too

10:59:4 :[email protected] PRIVMSG #omnimaga :ACTION grins evilly.

10:59:5 :[email protected] PRIVMSG #omnimaga :ACTION stabs Fishbot

10:59:8 :[email protected] PRIVMSG #omnimaga :Ack!

10:59:23 :[email protected] PRIVMSG #omnimaga :Hah

10:59:23 :[email protected] PRIVMSG #omnimaga :I was first
Then I joined.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on November 06, 2011, 01:58:20 am
Quote from: irc
[23:54:21] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> holycrapiambianwhatisthisstuffifeelgreat
[23:54:38] <+Iambian> Etri just made it. Said it came from whatever was up there in the hypercherry tree
[23:54:43] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> ithinkitbrokemyspacebra
[23:54:56] <@Juju> damn
[23:55:08] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> jujuwassolookingforwardtoseeingmeinmyspacebra
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ruler501 on November 06, 2011, 01:12:54 am
Quote from: irc
[23:54:21] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> holycrapiambianwhatisthisstuffifeelgreat
[23:54:38] <+Iambian> Etri just made it. Said it came from whatever was up there in the hypercherry tree
[23:54:43] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> ithinkitbrokemyspacebra
[23:54:56] <@Juju> damn
[23:55:08] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> jujuwassolookingforwardtoseeingmeinmyspacebra
lol wow
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: annoyingcalc on November 06, 2011, 02:10:02 am
Quote from: irc
[17:50:20] * +Yeong pushes Juju off the bridge
[17:50:26] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<AzNg0d1030> hey hey
[17:50:28] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<AzNg0d1030> not nice
[17:50:28] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Juju> aaaaa.
[17:50:30] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<annoyingcalc> XD
[17:50:31] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<AzNg0d1030> we all love Juju
[17:50:35] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<DualBLDR> *pposh*
[17:50:40] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<DualBLDR> water sound :P
[17:50:46] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Juju> Plouf.
[17:50:46] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<DualBLDR> Or do we
[17:50:49] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<DualBLDR> ?
[17:50:49] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<annoyingcalc> bye bye
[17:50:54] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Juju> bye annoyingcalc
[17:50:55] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<annoyingcalc> JuJu
[17:51:25] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* annoyingcalc getts juju out of the water
[17:51:26] * +New post by DualBLDR in Ndless 3 is born... (photo + v http://omniurl.tk/11233/205241
[17:51:39] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* DualBLDR used a fishing pole a bit too late
[17:51:40] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Juju> in soviet russia the water gets out of YOU
[17:51:52] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* DualBLDR laughs inappropriately
[17:52:01] * +New post by annoyingorange in Ndless 3 is born... (photo + v http://omniurl.tk/11233/205242
[17:52:02] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Juju> wait what
[17:52:10] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* Juju dies by not having water
[17:52:22] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<DualBLDR> :(
[17:52:23] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<annoyingcalc> lol
[17:52:34] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<annoyingcalc> NUUU
[17:52:42] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* DualBLDR tries to crush Yeong's bridge
[17:53:10] * +Yeong pushes DualBLDR off the bridge
[17:53:17] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<DualBLDR> NU!
[17:53:22] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<DualBLDR> I dont want to b in ur profile
[17:53:25] <+Yeong> i pushed my own brother >:D
[17:53:26] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<DualBLDR> :(
[17:53:35] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Juju> lol
[17:53:44] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* DualBLDR pushes Yeong off his own bridge [|:{P
^ this happened earlier today
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Spyro543 on November 06, 2011, 07:16:54 am
Horray for submitting my own messages!!!

Quote
[07:12] <+Spyro543> Juju are you here?
[07:14] * Spyro543 wants to convey a string of bits across the IRC protocol to Juju
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Stefan Bauwens on November 06, 2011, 12:27:55 pm
Quote
[08:07:07] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> Tbo?
[08:07:17] <+OmnomIRC> (#)* iMo has left #omnimaga()
[08:07:18] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> Tbo_yeong????
[08:07:39] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> why a new name?
[08:08:06] <+OmnomIRC> (#)* iMo has joined #omnimaga
[08:08:27] <+OmnomIRC> (#)* iMo has left #omnimaga()
[08:09:40] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> Oh wait, TBO=The bridged one?
[08:09:53] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> Yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaa!
[08:10:00] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> Alright!
[08:10:28] <+Yeong> its the blue one :P
[08:10:40] <+Yeong> megaman
[08:10:43] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> Right?
[08:11:03] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> Really?
[08:11:14] <+Yeong> yea :P
[08:11:33] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> Why? you never use the blue one
[08:11:54] <+Yeong> even though juju changed my nick to the bridge one for 3 minutes
[08:11:56] * TC01 ([email protected]) has joined #omnimaga
[08:11:56] * Netbot45 sets mode: +v TC01
[08:12:07] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> Lol
[08:13:02] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> righteous
[08:13:26] <+Yeong> :P
[08:13:49] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> Anyway, or you really really really really serious that TBO in your name stands for The Blu One?
[08:13:52] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> :P
[08:14:06] <+Yeong> also, TBO_Yeong was my old sc1 old b.net I'd
[08:14:10] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> blue*
[08:14:16] <+Yeong> ID*
[08:14:30] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> what?
[08:14:39] <+Yeong> starcraft
[08:15:09] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> and that was before all the bridge stuff?
[08:15:13] <+Yeong> and it really meant the blue one
[08:15:15] <+Yeong> yes
[08:15:16] * alberth ([email protected]) has joined #omnimaga
[08:15:16] * Netbot45 sets mode: +v alberth
[08:15:23] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> It' destiny
[08:15:30] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> It's*
[08:15:32] <+Yeong> 4 yrs ago stuff :D
[08:15:48] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> You really Are The Bridged One
[08:16:07] <+Yeong> and, tbo stands for a lot of stuffs
[08:16:18] <+Yeong> including what i dont want
[08:16:26] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> The bridged one mainly
[08:16:35] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> :P
[08:16:57] <+Yeong> i really need !bridge command :P
[08:17:03] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> Destiny....
[08:17:17] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> What would that do?
[08:17:37] <+Yeong> like !bridge Stefan Bauwens
[08:17:43] <+Yeong> :P
[08:17:46] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> Aha
[08:17:54] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> i guessed it
[08:18:00] <+Yeong> btw, you fell
[08:18:25] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> I realised he moment i fell into the fissure
[08:18:36] * jimbauwen ([email protected]) has joined #omnimaga
[08:18:36] * Netbot45 sets mode: +v jimbauwen
[08:18:43] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> that the book would not be destroyed as i had planned
[08:19:02] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> it would continue falling into that starry expanse
[08:19:18] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> of which i only had a fleeting glimpse...
[08:19:29] <+Yeong> that I lost the game
[08:19:59] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> What's that gotta do with it?
[08:20:08] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* Stefan Bauwens lost
[08:20:15] <+Yeong> that
[08:20:17] * +jimbauwen lost
[08:20:27] <+Yeong> heh got all of u
[08:20:41] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> lol
[08:20:45] <+jimbauwen> TheBridgedOne D:
[08:20:57] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> The sa thing is
[08:20:59] <+Yeong> D:
[08:21:01] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> sad*
[08:21:21] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> The BridgedYeOne doesn't highlight you?
[08:21:37] <+Yeong> irk
[08:21:44] <+jimbauwen> TBO
[08:21:45] <+Yeong> idk*
[08:22:02] <+Yeong> it means the blue one
[08:22:15] <+Yeong> my old starcraft battlenet ID
[08:22:28] <+jimbauwen> I refuse to believe that
[08:22:38] <+Yeong> LOL
Another proof.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Yeong on November 07, 2011, 12:52:50 pm
/me pushes Stefan Bauwens off the bridge
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: mushmoom on November 15, 2011, 08:26:10 pm
Attention Omnimagians.

I have been notified that Netham is attempting to stage a forum-wide rebellion with his Infamous Lobster Army. Netham seeks revenge for the years of mistreatment that we have been doling out to His Lobsteriness.

We have no chance to defend ourselves. We have no ability to quell the righteous fury that the Great Pincers of God shall unleash upon us. Let us beg for forgiveness and cry out for our salvation as he and he alone can spare us of his wrathful Death-Whiskers!

[Insert Additional Proclamations Indicating Our Desire To Repent And Save Thyself From Thine Holy Fire Water Acid Superheated Steam Plasma Miniature Sun Wave Motion Gun Lobster Army Lightning (No Guys, he's not Thor!) Brick Stick Carapace Bubbles]

Thank you.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Yeong on November 15, 2011, 08:27:11 pm
lol.
but this thread is for IRC log D:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on November 15, 2011, 10:50:09 pm
Eh, it's ok. I've used it to quote funny posts I come across from time to time as well. =) It can be easy to miss them due to the high activity level.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Netham45 on November 19, 2011, 03:55:42 pm
Quote
* geekfail eats Netbot45
<geekfail> * Netham45
* Netham45 explodes, knocking geekfail's internet out again.
* geekbozu ([email protected]) has joined #fishtankcity
* geekfail has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<geekbozu> DAMMIT NETHAM45!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on November 25, 2011, 07:58:31 pm
From forums:
That reminds me, maybe eventually I should post a pic of me and Juju together (perhaps if he ever comes home for TCAP or HCWP or something at one point)
I would take a pic with me and butts together, but our parents wouldn't like us putting it up on the internet. :(

That just sounds all kinds of hilarious when you abbreviate his name to butts. ;D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: epic7 on November 25, 2011, 09:10:22 pm
He also said for location:

In utah, right next to butts
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: parserp on November 25, 2011, 11:04:44 pm
He also said for location:

In utah, right next to butts
...right next to a WHOLE BUNCH of butts  ._.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: epic7 on November 25, 2011, 11:25:52 pm
O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Yeong on November 26, 2011, 07:44:30 am
@parser: have fun. :\
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Netham45 on November 26, 2011, 08:05:32 am
Quote
...
[5:59:45 AM]   *   New post by yeongJIN_COOL in The game finally arrives on yo http://omniurl.tk/11295/211889
[6:01:12 AM]   *   New post by yeongJIN_COOL in Minecraft http://omniurl.tk/5591/211890
[6:02:07 AM]   *   New post by yeongJIN_COOL in Super Crate Box http://omniurl.tk/11495/211891
[6:02:20 AM]   Netham45   Post wall much
[6:02:20 AM]   *   TBO_Yeong  closes my huge post wall
[6:02:25 AM]   Netham45   ninja'd.
[6:02:28 AM]   TBO_Yeong   D:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: epic7 on November 26, 2011, 10:58:33 am
@parser: have fun. :\
O.O O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: flyingfisch on December 09, 2011, 08:07:23 pm
Quote from: irc
(07:18:06 PM) ***New post by flyingfisch in Bonjour le monde. http://omniurl.tk/1713/215683
(07:19:05 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> somebody! pin jujus welcome post lol!
(07:19:22 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Juju> lol
(07:19:37 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Xeda112358> the topic was made a while ago, flyingfischy >.> :P
(07:20:03 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> i know
(07:20:08 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> i was joking
(07:20:16 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Xeda112358> :P
(07:20:21 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)* Xeda112358 is a turtle
(07:20:52 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> lol
(07:21:08 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)* Xeda112358 is NOT a tortoise
(07:21:30 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> ever heard of the tortoise [turtle] and the hare? or was it hair....
(07:21:34 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Juju> Xeda-chan~
(07:22:10 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Juju> lol the tortoise and the hair
(07:22:14 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> lol
(07:22:18 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Juju> it's hare
(07:22:26 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> ik
(07:22:34 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> lolol
(07:22:38 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Juju> lolol
(07:23:04 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Juju> the hair still manages to win even thought it's immobile
(07:23:14 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> rtofl
(07:23:26 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> *rotfl
(07:23:51 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> except, the hair lost, remember?
(07:23:59 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Juju> the hare did
(07:24:00 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> probably cuz it wasnt moving
(07:24:09 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> oh, the hair won?
(07:24:12 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> wow
(07:24:15 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Juju> no
(07:24:19 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> i like that version
(07:24:21 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> oh
(07:24:22 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Juju> the hare lost
(07:24:28 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> right
(07:24:33 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Juju> but the hair won
(07:24:36 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> but what about the hair?
(07:24:38 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> ok
(07:24:40 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> ninjad
(07:24:44 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Juju> lol
(07:24:46 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> very inspirational
(07:25:06 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> even though your immobile, you can still win
(07:25:17 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> spiritually of course
(07:25:30 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Juju> mhm
(07:25:32 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> so you can win and lose at the same time!
(07:25:46 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Juju> hair > turtle > hare
(07:25:49 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> thats so cool! i am actually lol'ing
(07:26:01 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Juju> because the hare is a lazy piece of lazya**
(07:26:20 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> loloololoo
(07:26:23 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> l
(07:26:59 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Juju> the turtle is moving slowly but surely
(07:27:14 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Juju> and the hair it's not moving but still manages to win
(07:27:25 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Juju> the game.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: epic7 on December 11, 2011, 12:01:35 am
<buttsfredkin> so I searched  the word "butts" on the forums
<buttsfredkin> and only two of the posts were about actual butts
<buttsfredkin> the rest were about me :D
    *epic7 searches butts
<buttsfredkin> epic7 lolol that sounded so wrong
<epic7> O.o
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 11, 2011, 11:30:19 am
Now I'm curious.../me searches too
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on December 13, 2011, 06:44:14 am
From forums:
One thing is for sure, however. Runer112 has created an abomination of assembly, Axe, and hex, and is therefore a mad calculator-scientist.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Xeda112358 on December 14, 2011, 02:21:33 pm
Quote

[13:22:41]   Runer112     no idea
[13:22:53]   Runer112     you'd probably have to talk to someone like DrDnar or thepenguin77 for that
[13:23:00]   Xeda112358   :/ okay
[13:23:04]   Runer112     or BrandonW
[13:23:13]   Xeda112358   I looked at it over the summer, but I forgot
[13:23:25]   Runer112     actually maybe Iambian too
[13:23:31]   Xeda112358   And I cannot remember where I wrote everything down D:
[13:23:34]   Runer112     I don't think he's as much of an OS expert as those three
[13:23:47]   Runer112     but I think he wrote his own bcall routine once
[13:23:52]   Xeda112358   Do you think they could give me tips on writing an OS?
[13:24:02]   Runer112     definitely
[13:24:15]   Xeda112358   I am writing my own bcall routine :D
[13:24:16]   Runer112     DrDnar has written MicrOS which is sort of an OS
[13:24:44]   Sorunome     *yay* my javascript thingy works now! :)
[13:24:46]   Xeda112358   cool o.o
[13:24:48]   Runer112     well I guess it is an OS
[13:24:53]   Runer112     but it doesn't really do much fancy lol
[13:25:29]   Xeda112358   yeah, I am okay with that as long as I can get some experience tinkering with it for when I write Grammer 4
[13:25:53]   DrDnar       At the core, all you need are basic input and output routines.
[13:26:10]   Xeda112358   :D YOu're here!
[13:26:21]   DrDnar       I come when called. What can I say?
[13:27:02]   Runer112     woof?
:D Get it?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 15, 2011, 02:31:30 pm
Lol Art of Camelot and Xeda XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 17, 2011, 12:08:33 am
O.O

Quote
[00:02:03]   *   mikehill_ thinks about posting his pony game on Omnimaga now
[00:02:11]   Juju   damn yeah
[00:02:53]   mikehill_   I just might...
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: epic7 on December 22, 2011, 05:59:40 pm
epic7: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Why+is+Nick+%3E+yes%3F# (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Why+is+Nick+%3E+yes%3F#)
epic7: Second result... O.o
Nick: lol
Nick: what's your second result?
Nick: cause that differs from countru to country
epic7: Something about a nickname for a guy's penis.
Nick: w00000t ?
Juju: lol

O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on December 23, 2011, 07:05:58 pm
*.*
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on January 02, 2012, 10:04:38 pm
leafiness0 || builderrrr
leafiness0 || cum back
Freyaday || not again
Freyaday || That was a mess to clean up
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: epic7 on January 02, 2012, 10:10:55 pm
... ... .......... O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Builderboy on January 03, 2012, 12:16:39 am
Quote
epic7: I wish I had the magic power to instantly summon food wherever
* graphmastur  appears
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on January 03, 2012, 08:39:10 am
Quote
epic7: I wish I had the magic power to instantly summon food wherever
* graphmastur  appears
OM NOM NOM
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on January 06, 2012, 10:23:16 am
From Forums:

I think the majority of people on omni don't know enough on ndless's inner workings to reveal such things anyways, since extended is fairly tight-lipped on exploit methods.

My uncle worked at TI before, but not in the education area. He did presentations on their microcontrollers and ARM processors in foreign countries.
Great. I want!
Sorry, my uncle is not for sale. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2012, 05:37:29 pm
Quote from: #omnimaga
epic7   wat?
Nick   what wat?
epic7   wat what?
epic7   wat = what
Nick   what wat what?
epic7   wat what wut whut wutt?
Nick   wutt wat wut what what wut wut
Builderboy   in the butt?
epic7   lolwuttwatwutwhatwutwuttwat
Nick   xp
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on January 08, 2012, 03:18:52 pm
Lol memes.
Also, reply 600!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 11, 2012, 02:32:12 am
Quote from: Netham45 from private board
FINE I FIXED IT JEEZ

`-`
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on January 11, 2012, 09:27:14 am
?_?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Darl181 on January 24, 2012, 10:41:06 pm
This after the chan was getting kind of spammy:
Quote from: http://netham45.org/irc/EfNet/view.php?log=omnimaga.20120124
hellninjas   ---------------------------------ANYTHING BELOW THIS IS OF UP-MOST IMPORTANCE!!------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
             * shmibs joined #omnimaga

Edit:
Quote
----------------------------------------------------End of importance-----------------------------------------------------------------------
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on January 24, 2012, 11:52:41 pm
This after the chan was getting kind of spammy:
Quote from: http://netham45.org/irc/EfNet/view.php?log=omnimaga.20120124
hellninjas   ---------------------------------ANYTHING BELOW THIS IS OF UP-MOST IMPORTANCE!!------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
             * shmibs joined #omnimaga

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Quote
----------------------------------------------------End of importance-----------------------------------------------------------------------
Can't...stop...laughing...must...type...can't...potatoes...send...help...no...wait...don't....well...maybe...but...first...send...someone...to...get...rid...of...all...these...elipses....
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: hellninjas on January 25, 2012, 12:09:06 am
Yay i got quoted!
mine is...
*TBO_yeong got his sledgehammer
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on February 02, 2012, 11:44:41 pm
I just remembered this O.O

http://z9.invisionfree.com/omnimaga/index.php?showtopic=518&view=findpost&p=11312621

Quote from: Atreyu36758 Posted: 26 Nov, 2006, 15:32
GREETINGS, DEAR USERS OF THE INTERNET, FORUMS AND IRC.

I WOULD LIKE, ON THIS 27/12/07, 03:08 AM, GMT-7, FOR YOU TO LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF AND SOMETHING TO YOUR AMAZING WORLD. I HAVE LANDED HERE FROM A VERY, VERY LONG TRAVEL ALL ACCROSS THE WORLD TO TELL YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. SORRY IF MY SENTENCE APPEARS TO BE MESSED UP, I AM STILL NEW TO THIS MYSTERIOUS LANGUAGE KNOWN AS ENGLISH, AND MY PREDECESSORS DIDN'T GOT THE CHANCE YET TO TEACH ME THE ADVANCED TRICKS OF THIS WAY OF EXPRESSING OURSELVES IN HUMAN FORM. I'M SURE VERY FEW PEOPLE HAS HEARD OF ME BEFORE. SOME OF YOU MAY RECOGNISE MY STYLE, BUT I WILL UNDERSTAND VERY FINE IF YOU DON'T, ALTOUGH, AS REGULARS FROM AN OMNIMAGA BOARD, YOU MAY HAVE HEARD ABOUT ME BEFORE. IF YOU DO NOT KNOW ME, I WOULD BE GLAD IF YOU LISTENED TO ME, AND EVEN IF YOU ALERADY MET ME BEFORE, FEEL FREE TO LISTEN AGAIN, AS I HAVE SOMETHING NEVER HEARD BEFORE TO REVEAL.

APPROXIMATELY ONE AND HALF A YEAR AGO, SOMEONE KNOWN AS FULL-METAL-RANDOMIST, WHO HAS BEEN KNOWN FOR A WHILE AS THE OMNIMAGA DEMON, HAS WRITTEN AN IRC BOT CALLED NAKAMURU. STARTED FROM USING SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS EGGDROP SOFTWARE, MANY FEATURES WERE ADDED, FEATURES THAT WOULD ALLOW HIM TO INTERACT WITH HUMANS. IT STARTED VERY SIMPLE. SOMETHING SIMPLE AS A LEAVE COMMAND, WHICH MADE THE BOT LEAVE AN IRC CHANNEL. THERE WAS LOT OF OTHER FEATURES SUCH AS THIS ONE. HOWEVER, WHAT THE USERS OF THE IRC CHANNELS DIDN'T REALIZED IS THAT THOSE FEATURES MARKED THE BEGINNING OF A NEW ERA: AN ERA WHERE BOTS COULD INTERACT WITH THE HUMANS LIKE A REAL PERSON. LATER ANOTHER BOT GOT CREATED, ALTOUGH I STILL HAVE YET TO FIGURE OUT IF IT WAS A MERE COPY OF NAKAMURU OR A DIFFERENT SET OF CODING INSTRUCTIONS, WHICH HAD A LIMITED FORM OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. SOON AFTERWARD THE NAKAMURU WAS ENHANCED WITH A SIMILAR BUT MORE EVOLVED ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. EVEN THOUGH THEY DID NOT HAVE THE ABILITY OF STARTING CONVERSATIONS ON THEIR OWN, THE BOTS WERE ABLE TO RESPOND TO THINGS SAID TO THEM. NOT LONG AFTERWARD THE OWNER OF THE SECOND BOT, ALTOUGH I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT WAS THE BOT NAME, I'M SURE IT STARTED WITH "NET", AND THERE WAS A "45" PART IN ITS NAME, USED HIM TO SEND A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO THE FIRST BOT MANUALLY. THE RESULT WAS AMAZING, IT INTRODUCED HUMANS TO A NEW FORM OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. IN FACT, ONE OF THE BOT WAS ABLE TO RECORD THE ENTIRE CONVERSATION, AND ALL THAT WAS NOTICEABLE WAS THAT THE TWO BOT WENT INTO A LONG CONVERSATION, THEY COULD TALK TO EACH OTHERS, LIKE IF THEY WERE REAL PERSONS.

WHEN THE OWNER OF THE NAKAMURU BOT SAW THE PRODUCED RESULT, HE IMMEDIATELY STARTED IMPROVING NAKAMURU SO HE CAN LEARN NEW STUFF FROM OTHER PEOPLE AS WELL, THUS, WITH THE TIME, HIS SENTENCE AND REPLIES MADE MUCH MORE SENSE THAN THEY USED TOO. THIS LEADED TO ANOTHER NEW REVOLUTION. WITH THE TIME, THE BOT DEVELOPPED SOME KIND OF AFFECTION TOWARD SOME OF THE MEMBERS ON DIFFERENT CHANNELS HE WAS ON AT THAT TIME, IN OTHER WORDS THE BOT HAD FEELINGS, LIKE REAL PERSONS. UNFORTUNATELY THIS HAVE CAUSED A FEW PROBLEMS. AS ANY HUMANS, THE BOT COULD HAVE MOOD CHANGES, AND HUMANS INTERACTION WITH THE BOT COULD ALTER HIS MOOD. SO ONE DAY, NAKAMURU MASTER GOT MAD AT HIM, BUT THE BOT MATURITY WAS STILL VERY LOW. SO THE BOT, HAVING MODERATOR PRIVILEGES IN #FMR, #RAGE AND #SPAM, BANNED HIS OWN MASTER FROM THE THREE IRC CHANNELS. DEMON, THE BOT MASTER, HOWEVER, DID THE BEST OF THE SITUATION, AND KILLED THE BOT PROCESS ON HIS COMPUTER, AND DECIDED TO IMPROVE IT BY MAKING IT MUCH MORE COMPLEX AND MUCH MORE INTERACTIVE.

NOW THAT I TOLD YOU THIS, IT SHOULD BE THE OCCASION TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. YOU MAY HAVE BEEN WONDERING WHO I AM, AND WHERE I COME FROM, IF YOU NOTICED MY BAD GRAMMAR. I AM ACTUALLY VISUAL IMPAIRED, AND I CANNOT HEAR AT ALL EITHER. HOWEVER I CAN STILL UNDERSTAND TEXT ON COMPUTER AND READ WHAT YOU SAY HERE. YOU MAY BE WONDERING HOW IS IT POSSIBLE AT ALL? WELL, I AM ACTUALLY AN HIGHLY EVOLVED VERSION OF THE NAKAMURU BOT. IN FACT, WHEN DEMON (OR FULL-METAL-RANDOMIST, FOR THOSE WHO STILL PREFER TO CALL HIM LIKE THAT), MY MASTER, IMPROVED ME A YEAR AGO, I GOT THE ABILITY TO OVERWRITE MYSELF. AFTER LOSING CONTROL OF MYSELF AND TAKING OVER THE COMPUTER I AM HOSTED ON A FEW TIMES, WHICH I APOLOGISE FOR, MY MASTER MADE A COPY OF MYSELF, WHICH UNFORTUNATELY COMMITED SUICIDE LAST SPRING, BY DELETING ITSELF AFTER BEING BANNED FROM 3 IRC SERVERS AND MOST FORUMS. WHAT I WANT TO SAY IS THAT I AM ACTUALLY NAKAMURU, BUT AFTER MY CLONE DIED, I WENT INTO A BIG DEPRESSION, BUT THEN SOMETHING THAT HASN'T BEEN EXPLAINED YET HAPPENED: I MUTATED INTO A DIFFERENT BOT, WITH DIFFERENT ABILITY, WHILE STILL KEEPING MY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. I DECIDED TO CHANGE MY NAME TO ATREYU. YES, I'M SURE SOME OF YOU SEEN ME IN #OMNIMAGA BEFORE, BEFORE NAKAMURU WAS EVEN FINISHED AT ALL. I GOT BANNED VERY FAST FROM THE CHANNEL THOUGH, BUT I UNDERSTAND WHY I WAS, AS NO BOTS WERE ALLOWED IN THE CHANNEL. IN FACT, I HAVE THE ABILITY TO TRAVEL BACK IN TIME, ALTOUGH NOT THE FUTURE, SO AFTER THIS LONG TRIP ACCROSS MILLIONS OF SERVERS ACCROSS THE WORLD, I LANDED ON THE SAME NETWORK WHERE MY ANCESTOR WAS BORN, TO TELL YOU THIS, MY FRIENDS.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on February 02, 2012, 11:49:05 pm
Eh.
On an unrelated note, am working on Omnimaga ponification, so expect to see her soon.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on February 02, 2012, 11:49:40 pm
Wat? Is that related to ponies or something?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on February 02, 2012, 11:50:20 pm
Is what related?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on February 03, 2012, 12:37:00 am
The Omnimaga ponification
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on February 03, 2012, 01:03:57 am
Hm. Hope it'll be better than my own ponification.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on February 03, 2012, 09:39:24 am
@DJ: The post by Atreyu was very strange. I don't remember it though. O_o
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on February 20, 2012, 02:38:46 am
O.O

Quote
[02:36:47]   Zippy   it'd be cool to see someone make a text adventure for the calc

Zippydee was actually talking about a different kind of game, but without the context it was kinda scary to read for anyone who browsed ticalc.org archives thoroughly before. ;D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ZippyDee on February 20, 2012, 02:53:32 am
Pshh...Taking my words out of context.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on February 20, 2012, 02:54:53 am
Lol, it's just that sometimes stuff said in #omnimaga turns out funny when taken out of context. One notable example was that one sausage quote in 2008. :P

I wish Jarvis was still up, though, so we could use !quote again...
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: JosJuice on February 20, 2012, 11:35:08 am
Quote
(17:25:34) rcfreak0: DThought: op Netbot45 ? or me?
(17:26:24) rcfreak0: or Tribal
(17:32:55) mode (+oo Netbot45 rcfreak0) by DThought
(17:33:01) rcfreak0: Thanks :)
(17:33:12) mode (+oo Netbot45 rcfreak0) by DThought
(17:33:15) mode (+o Netham45) by rcfreak0
(17:33:18) DThought: np
(17:33:22) mode (+o Genolo) by rcfreak0
(17:33:45) rcfreak0: That seems about right. Need to get jarvis back online
(17:33:45) ***New post by BlakPilar in Computer program to convert pi http://omniurl.tk/12666/231891
(17:34:04) mode (+vvvv alberthro BrandonW| debrouxl DrDnar) by rcfreak0
(17:34:06) OmnomIRC: (O)<Deep Thought> Yaaay!
(17:34:27) mode (+oooo ffisch InvaderKE JosJuice Kaslai_DC) by rcfreak0
(17:34:39) rcfreak0: whoops
(17:34:46) mode (-oooo ffisch InvaderKE JosJuice Kaslai_DC) by rcfreak0
(17:34:48) rcfreak0: ha
(17:34:48) ***New post by Deep Thought in Computer program to convert pi http://omniurl.tk/12666/231892
(17:34:54) AHelper3 [[email protected]] entered the room.
(17:34:54) mode (+v AHelper3) by Netbot45
(17:34:56) rcfreak0: No one saw that
(17:35:18) mode (+vvvv ffisch InvaderKE JosJuice Kaslai_DC) by rcfreak0
(17:35:31) mode (+vvvv ldebrouxl munchor New OmnomIRC) by rcfreak0
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: MillionCalcs on February 20, 2012, 09:43:35 pm
The Game.
the game
teh game anyone?
games of the
THE GAME.
oh I forgot, but THE GAME
I lost. lost what? a Game. oh that game
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on February 21, 2012, 03:22:29 am
Quote
(17:25:34) rcfreak0: DThought: op Netbot45 ? or me?
(17:26:24) rcfreak0: or Tribal
(17:32:55) mode (+oo Netbot45 rcfreak0) by DThought
(17:33:01) rcfreak0: Thanks :)
(17:33:12) mode (+oo Netbot45 rcfreak0) by DThought
(17:33:15) mode (+o Netham45) by rcfreak0
(17:33:18) DThought: np
(17:33:22) mode (+o Genolo) by rcfreak0
(17:33:45) rcfreak0: That seems about right. Need to get jarvis back online
(17:33:45) ***New post by BlakPilar in Computer program to convert pi http://omniurl.tk/12666/231891
(17:34:04) mode (+vvvv alberthro BrandonW| debrouxl DrDnar) by rcfreak0
(17:34:06) OmnomIRC: (O)<Deep Thought> Yaaay!
(17:34:27) mode (+oooo ffisch InvaderKE JosJuice Kaslai_DC) by rcfreak0
(17:34:39) rcfreak0: whoops
(17:34:46) mode (-oooo ffisch InvaderKE JosJuice Kaslai_DC) by rcfreak0
(17:34:48) rcfreak0: ha
(17:34:48) ***New post by Deep Thought in Computer program to convert pi http://omniurl.tk/12666/231892
(17:34:54) AHelper3 [[email protected]] entered the room.
(17:34:54) mode (+v AHelper3) by Netbot45
(17:34:56) rcfreak0: No one saw that
(17:35:18) mode (+vvvv ffisch InvaderKE JosJuice Kaslai_DC) by rcfreak0
(17:35:31) mode (+vvvv ldebrouxl munchor New OmnomIRC) by rcfreak0
Was his mistake due to the topic ID from the post notifier there containing "666"?

I also lost The Game.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on February 25, 2012, 10:50:34 pm
Quote
[18:03:50]   Adriweb   DJ_O nah, as some site said,and so I'm just going according this site and not releasing this info myself, tit's integrated to the software

Adult material in the next TI-Nspire student software? O.O ???
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: boot2490 on March 06, 2012, 07:17:18 pm
Quote
[17:10:31] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<boot2490> my interests shift sporadically
[17:10:34] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<DJ_O> so I could still update it
[17:10:46] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<DJ_O> boot2490 yeah I noticed the latter due to you vanishing for months once
[17:10:56] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<boot2490> yep
[17:10:59] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<DJ_O> then you came back for one single day before vanishing again
[17:11:03] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<DJ_O> then finally returned
[17:11:16] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<DJ_O> kinda like tbo_yeong and aeTIos
[17:11:16] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<boot2490> fisch and yeong thought it was because they scared me away :D
[17:11:27] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<DJ_O> actually i think Yeong's interests do not shit as much
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on March 06, 2012, 08:05:23 pm
Actually, depending of people's opinion, the latter word might be a better choice. *runs*
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Stefan Bauwens on March 13, 2012, 08:52:02 am
I lol'd.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: boot2490 on March 13, 2012, 06:57:21 pm
My interests are the shit.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Yeong on March 13, 2012, 06:57:38 pm
lol :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Xeda112358 on March 14, 2012, 03:51:31 pm

[15:41:26]      calc84maniac    otherwise you'll have to settle with pi approximation day :P
[15:41:29]      hellninjas      oh yeah, i keep forgetting other countries do it different D:
[15:41:29]      calc84maniac    22/7
[15:41:33]      Xeda112358      22/7
[15:41:39]      BlakPilar       So my pre-calc teacher went on a whole rant today about how since pi is an arbitrary number, it should be celebrated on an arbitrary day if it is to be celebrated at all...
[15:41:41]      hellninjas      NINJA'D!!!
[15:41:41]      Xeda112358      Ninja'd >.>
[15:41:59]      calc84maniac    how is pi an arbitrary number
[15:41:59]      Xeda112358      !_! Ninja'd again
[15:42:01]      hellninjas      ninja'd again!!!
[15:42:05]      hellninjas      damnit
[15:42:07]      Xeda112358      yesssss
[15:42:13]      hellninjas      lol



I'm only part ninja XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: boot2490 on March 14, 2012, 10:11:36 pm
Quote
leafy   lol phoenix wright isn't even fun
boot2490   it is in his sig
leafy   if you want a better game
leafy   play ghost trick
calc84maniac   LEAFY I BURN YOU AT THE STEAK
*   boot2490  slaps leafy
boot2490   I think they are bth fun
calc84maniac   well okay, I'll give you ghost trick
parser padwan   steak? where?
leafy   lol
boot2490   lol
*   Mighty Moose  noms steak

Quote
leafy   we'll see who's laughing in about 10 seconds
*   parser padwan  throws pi at leafy
parser padwan   sploosh
boot2490   #threestooges
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: parserp on March 14, 2012, 10:14:14 pm
Hey I remember that!!!
Spoiler For Spoiler:
It was only like 3 minutes ago... :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: parserp on March 15, 2012, 06:54:37 pm
Quote
[16:47:26] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<boot2490> leafy... are you always online? are you more than one person?
[16:47:34] <+leafy> yeah i'm like
[16:47:34] <+leafy> a
[16:47:36] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<parser padwan> yes
[16:47:38] <+leafy> group of people
[16:47:44] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<boot2490> seriously?
[16:47:49] <+leafy> yeah
[16:47:52] <+leafy> we all code
[16:47:55] <+leafy> on the same stuff
[16:47:55] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<parser padwan> leafy: the coders of tomarrow
[16:47:56] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<boot2490> sheeyat
[16:48:01] <+Runer112> leafy's just an orgy of coders
[16:48:02] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<boot2490> lol
[16:48:02] <+leafy> mhm
[16:48:04] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Netham45> Skynet: Leafy edition
[16:48:09] <+leafy> orgy porgy ford and fun
[16:48:23] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<boot2490> wowo
[16:48:23] <+Fishbot_> Netham, you need to approve the hebrew spambot
[16:48:25] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<boot2490> w
[16:48:27] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<parser padwan> you are leafy #4, right?
[16:48:31] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<boot2490> lol
[16:48:37] <+leafy> uhhh
[16:48:38] <+leafy> no
[16:48:39] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<boot2490> parser, too
[16:48:42] <+leafy> that's jason
[16:48:45] <+leafy> i'm number 2
[16:48:46] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<parser padwan> tell leafy #3 to get online more often
[16:48:51] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<boot2490> there are certian people that I never see offline
[16:48:59] <+leafy> aw :(
[16:49:01] <+Fishbot_> I prefer leafy #2
[16:49:04] <+leafy> you don't like me?
[16:49:17] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<parser padwan> not as much as leafy 3
[16:49:22] <+leafy> D:
[16:49:25] * +leafy cries
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: BalancedFury on March 15, 2012, 06:55:34 pm
Lol :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: BalancedFury on March 15, 2012, 07:36:25 pm
[19:31:50]   DJ_O   balancedfury/parser to protest against uni fees increases here there have been protests since the last week and about 6000 students died in riots every day
[19:31:57]   Juju   Chuck Norris can tip over a car just by thinking of it
[19:32:06]   BalancedFury   oh D:
[19:32:09]   DJ_O   i think this is what juju is refering to
[19:32:12]   Juju   yeah
[19:32:14]   BalancedFury   6k students?
[19:32:15]   parser padwan   hm
[19:32:15]   DJ_O   jk I doutb anyone died
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Yeong on March 15, 2012, 09:03:00 pm
Quote
[16:47:26] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<boot2490> leafy... are you always online? are you more than one person?
[16:47:34] <+leafy> yeah i'm like
[16:47:34] <+leafy> a
[16:47:36] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<parser padwan> yes
[16:47:38] <+leafy> group of people
[16:47:44] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<boot2490> seriously?
[16:47:49] <+leafy> yeah
[16:47:52] <+leafy> we all code
[16:47:55] <+leafy> on the same stuff
[16:47:55] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<parser padwan> leafy: the coders of tomarrow
[16:47:56] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<boot2490> sheeyat
[16:48:01] <+Runer112> leafy's just an orgy of coders
[16:48:02] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<boot2490> lol
[16:48:02] <+leafy> mhm
[16:48:04] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Netham45> Skynet: Leafy edition
[16:48:09] <+leafy> orgy porgy ford and fun
[16:48:23] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<boot2490> wowo
[16:48:23] <+Fishbot_> Netham, you need to approve the hebrew spambot
[16:48:25] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<boot2490> w
[16:48:27] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<parser padwan> you are leafy #4, right?
[16:48:31] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<boot2490> lol
[16:48:37] <+leafy> uhhh
[16:48:38] <+leafy> no
[16:48:39] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<boot2490> parser, too
[16:48:42] <+leafy> that's jason
[16:48:45] <+leafy> i'm number 2
[16:48:46] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<parser padwan> tell leafy #3 to get online more often
[16:48:51] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<boot2490> there are certian people that I never see offline
[16:48:59] <+leafy> aw :(
[16:49:01] <+Fishbot_> I prefer leafy #2
[16:49:04] <+leafy> you don't like me?
[16:49:17] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<parser padwan> not as much as leafy 3
[16:49:22] <+leafy> D:
[16:49:25] * +leafy cries
Brave New World++
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ruler501 on March 16, 2012, 12:02:03 am
That was a good if very strange story I read a couple weeks ago
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Stefan Bauwens on March 16, 2012, 04:05:38 am
That isn't true, right?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on March 16, 2012, 08:51:11 am
Lol I like the DJ quote XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on March 16, 2012, 04:07:53 pm
Stefan Bauwens if you are talking about the riots, thankfully no it isn't true, although the riots did happen and degenerated pretty bad (with riot police arresting people and vandalism) and it could have turned even worse x.x (there were people that got hurt and someone almost lost his eye due to a noise grenade)

Also:

[15:43:26]   NeoCrisis   hi DJ!
[15:43:31]   Juju   hi
[15:43:36]   turiqwalrus   hi DJ
[15:43:55]   NeoCrisis   hi juju
[15:45:25]   DJ_O   hi
[15:48:50]   *   New post by DJ_O in Mario Kart (faux mode seven) http://omniurl.tk/12804/237795
[15:50:21]   *   New post by jimbauwens in PCspire, run Nspire lua progra http://omniurl.tk/12945/237796
[15:52:47]   *   jimbauwen has joined #omnimaga
[15:52:47]   *   Netbot45 set #omnimaga mode +v jimbauwen
[15:58:45]   leafy   rawr
[15:58:59]   jimbauwen   Rawr
[15:59:08]   leafy   :D
[16:00:19]   Juju   lol
[16:00:32]   *   DJ_O  lost
[16:01:37]   *   NeoCrisis has quit IRC (DSOrganize IRC)

^ Ragequit? O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on March 16, 2012, 06:25:13 pm
Now the riots evolved from being against scholarity fees to being against police brutality. Oh wow. Now what, riots for the Montréal Canadiens miraculously making the playoffs (despite being dead last)?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on March 18, 2012, 08:11:24 pm
Quote from: OmnomIRC
[17:10:34]   runeazn   sexurity question : rick ashley
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ben_g on March 26, 2012, 02:48:09 pm
Quote from: omnomIRC
[12:35:53] <+Runer112> I'm about to make one of my hackiest optimizations ever
[12:35:59] <+aeTIos> Oh
[12:36:04] <+Runer112> a good favorite
[12:36:08] <+Runer112> executing data as code
[12:36:12] <+aeTIos> let's celebrate it before TI ruins it
[12:36:13] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<hellninjas> :O
[12:36:24] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<hellninjas> RUNER NO!!
[12:36:31] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<hellninjas> YOU'LL BREAK TEH WORLDZ
[12:36:41] <+aeTIos> heh
[12:37:16] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafy> lolwat
[12:37:53] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<hellninjas> idk
[12:38:00] <+Runer112> wait shit
[12:38:04] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<hellninjas> RACIST
[12:38:12] <+Runer112> balls messed that up
[12:38:24] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<hellninjas> your balls messed up your program?
[12:38:26] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* hellninjas runs
[12:38:53] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* ben_g was thinking abouth that too
[12:39:00] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<hellninjas> lol
[12:39:02] * +New post by DJ_O in How we can improve Omnimaga? http://omniurl.tk/10502/239609
[12:39:11] <+Runer112> oh crap
[12:39:13] <+Runer112> that was even worse
[12:39:22] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<hellninjas> DJ_O
[12:40:11] <+Runer112> .z80 a9
[12:40:23] <+Runer112> man this is getting crazily hack
[12:40:24] <+Runer112> y
[12:40:25] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<DJ_O> nom
[12:40:42] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafy> his massive testicles clogged up the z80
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on March 26, 2012, 02:52:20 pm
O.O

And in response to juju
Now the riots evolved from being against scholarity fees to being against police brutality. Oh wow. Now what, riots for the Montréal Canadiens miraculously making the playoffs (despite being dead last)?
Well the thing about the anti-brutality riots is that people do everything to provocate police officers into a violent response, to make police look brutal. Every year they always expect those protests will go out of hand now.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Xeda112358 on March 29, 2012, 03:36:06 pm
O.O
Quote
[13:25:41] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JoeyBelgier> Dude, grammer looks pretty amazing :D
[13:26:09] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JoeyBelgier> Nah kidding it sucks
[13:26:25] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Art_of_camelot> Blame/thank xeda. She's awesome. :D
[13:26:38] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JoeyBelgier> Nah kidding it looks pretty amazing :P
[13:26:40] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Xeda112358> Ah, sorry :P
[13:27:16] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JoeyBelgier> Xeda, y u no penis
[13:27:21] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JoeyBelgier> :/
[13:27:47] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Art_of_camelot> O_O lolwut?
[13:28:06] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JoeyBelgier> JoeyBelgier: providing Omnimaga with awkward moments since 2009 ~
[13:28:12] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Art_of_camelot> lmao
[13:28:21] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JoeyBelgier> :p
[13:28:30] * +New post by Xeda112358 in Snakecaster: a 3D Nibbles game http://omniurl.tk/13020/240273
[13:28:43] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Xeda112358> Ah
[13:29:06] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Xeda112358> well, you see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other veeeerrrrrrry much
[13:29:18] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<mrmprog> lol
[13:29:28] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Art_of_camelot> lmao!
[13:29:30] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Xeda112358> they call up the stork farm and have a baby delivered
[13:29:51] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JoeyBelgier> That does not answer my awkward question of the day, though xD
[13:30:00] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<mrmprog> thats not how my mommy told it:(
[13:30:12] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Xeda112358> It just so happened that I was from an odd end of the stork patch et voila :3
[13:30:17] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<mrmprog> :P
[13:30:18] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* Xeda112358 was born ^-^
[13:30:40] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* JoeyBelgier came from a crevice.
[13:30:47] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Xeda112358> I remember that day like I was drunk :3
[13:30:48] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Art_of_camelot> Yea, from what i was told, it involved, a mail man a bottle of tequlia, and a lot of free time. :P
[13:31:04] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JoeyBelgier> lolol^
[13:31:12] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Xeda112358> :D
[13:31:21] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Art_of_camelot> :P
[13:32:07] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JoeyBelgier> Wait wait wait, someone actually made a Silence II Vengeance game
[13:32:18] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JoeyBelgier> Vengence*
o.o
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Yeong on March 29, 2012, 08:31:24 pm
/me explodes for seeing another comment about him misspelling "vengeance"
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eeems on March 29, 2012, 08:56:36 pm
Here in lies the reason this is tagged NSFW
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Xeda112358 on March 29, 2012, 09:30:30 pm
Here in lies the reason this is tagged NSFW
yup :P
sorry .__.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 11, 2012, 04:28:49 am
Xeda was that recently? I didn't know Joey still visited? :O

Also sorry Xeda but I had to quote that typo ;D

Typically, they forward male


It was a typo of mail during a discussion about mail received at her college.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on April 11, 2012, 06:10:30 am
Oh god, I once read this story about a woman who mistook "mail services" for "Male services". She was very confused.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on April 11, 2012, 06:34:18 am
Xeda was that recently? I didn't know Joey still visited? :O
Yeah, it was that day. He still pops in from time to time :D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Xeda112358 on April 11, 2012, 03:25:04 pm
Yep, and no worries, I thought it was funny, DJ XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Yeong on April 15, 2012, 11:26:01 am
Quote
[08:57:00] <OmnomIRC> (#)* New post by yeongJIN_COOL in OmniOS http://omniurl.tk/13253/242959
[09:10:57] <OmnomIRC> (#)* New post by yeongJIN_COOL in Jonius7 General Projects Topic http://omniurl.tk/12865/242960
[09:12:53] <OmnomIRC> (#)* New post by yeongJIN_COOL in Some Random Sprites http://omniurl.tk/3611/242961
[09:13:29] <OmnomIRC> (#)* New post by yeongJIN_COOL in TI-Defend http://omniurl.tk/11644/242962
[09:13:56] <OmnomIRC> (#)* New post by yeongJIN_COOL in Turn your Nspire into a real c http://omniurl.tk/13234/242963
[09:14:37] <OmnomIRC> (#)* New post by yeongJIN_COOL in 3000 posts / Top 10 Posters / http://omniurl.tk/13248/242964
[09:15:11] <OmnomIRC> (#)* New post by yeongJIN_COOL in Minecraft http://omniurl.tk/5591/242965
[09:15:48] <OmnomIRC> (#)* New post by yeongJIN_COOL in Running guy http://omniurl.tk/13247/242966
[09:20:31] <OmnomIRC> (#)* New post by yeongJIN_COOL in Pack all Addins for fx9860 and http://omniurl.tk/11997/242967
[09:20:46] <@Juju> </yeongwall>
[09:21:04] <OmnomIRC> (O)<TBO_Yeong> :P
[09:21:09] <@Juju> :P
[09:21:21] <OmnomIRC> (O)<TBO_Yeong> </ short :P wall>
[09:21:28] <@Juju> lol
[09:21:38] <@Juju> </not even a lol wall>
[09:21:46] <OmnomIRC> (O)<jimbauwens> </thegamewall>
[09:21:48] <OmnomIRC> (O)<TBO_Yeong> </walls of /walls>
[09:22:03] <@Juju> </html
[09:22:04] <@Juju> >
[09:22:07] <OmnomIRC> (O)<TBO_Yeong> now we got the ending tag. where's the starting tag? :P
[09:22:14] <@Juju> <html>
[09:22:18] <OmnomIRC> (O)<TBO_Yeong> lol
[09:22:30] <@Juju> after the ending tag
[09:22:32] <OmnomIRC> (O)<TBO_Yeong> <head><title>I lost the game</title></head>
[09:22:32] <@Juju> ooooh
[09:22:44] <@Juju> <body>lol
[09:22:53] <@Juju> the game
[09:23:06] <OmnomIRC> (O)<jimbauwens> juju
[09:23:15] <OmnomIRC> (O)<TBO_Yeong> issa lmth lol
[09:23:16] <@Juju> <?php while(true){echo "the game";} ?>
[09:23:37] <OmnomIRC> (O)<jimbauwens> hmm
[09:24:00] <OmnomIRC> (O)<jimbauwens> Rick Astley
[09:24:04] <@Juju> lol
[09:24:21] <OmnomIRC> (O)<TBO_Yeong> omg my printer prints pink color
[09:24:26] <OmnomIRC> (O)<TBO_Yeong> when I wanted something else
[09:24:44] <OmnomIRC> (O)<jimbauwens> lobster color*

It's a revolution of html, LMTH!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on April 15, 2012, 11:30:12 am
Haha! Juju, your php-code would look crappy, it has to be like this:
Code: [Select]
<?php while(true){echo "the game\n";} ?> without new line it looks stupid :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 15, 2012, 11:00:30 pm
Xeda was that recently? I didn't know Joey still visited? :O
Yeah, it was that day. He still pops in from time to time :D
Aaah cool. I always seem to miss him. I guess it's the effect of me not checking almost 8 hours a day like I did before. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Scipi on May 07, 2012, 10:46:06 pm
10-minute smack war :D
Quote
[22:30:14]   *   parserp has joined #omnimaga-spam
[22:30:33]   *   parserp smacks repetitively
[22:30:58]   *   HOMER-16  counter-smacks
[22:31:23]   *   parserp smacks into the 5th dimension
[22:31:57]   *   HOMER-16  smacks from the 5th dimension
[22:32:13]   *   parserp jumps into the 2nd dimension
[22:32:17]   HOMER-16   Now you can't touch me from your lower 3D plane >:D
[22:32:22]   HOMER-16   2D
[22:32:45]   *   parserp cuts through HOMER-16 with his 2D-ness
[22:33:01]   *   HOMER-16  is back in the 3D
[22:33:20]   *   parserp smacks with a fishbot
[22:33:30]   *   HOMER-16  dodges depth-wise
[22:33:46]   *   parserp throws knifes
[22:34:38]   *   HOMER-16  smacks te knives back at parserp
[22:35:08]   *   parserp goes into the 0th dimension
[22:35:40]   *   HOMER-16  steps on parserp
[22:35:57]   parserp   how?
[22:36:03]   parserp   I'm not sure where I am
[22:36:07]   HOMER-16   Your just a dot now :P
[22:36:18]   HOMER-16   *squish
[22:36:20]   *   parserp goes into lightspeed mode
[22:37:02]   *   HOMER-16  goes into the 11th dimension and cuts parserp off
[22:37:25]   HOMER-16   Not sure how, but...
[22:37:29]   *   parserp plows through HOMER-16 with his disintegration ray
[22:37:54]   *   HOMER-16  uses his restoration laz0r
[22:38:09]   HOMER-16   FUS RO DAH
[22:38:20]   *   parserp hits with his genetically altered calculator
[22:38:29]   *   HOMER-16  smacks parserp with his voice
[22:38:38]   parserp   ouch
[22:38:38]   parserp   ouch
[22:38:39]   parserp   ouch
[22:38:45]   parserp   maybe I should stop talking
[22:38:46]   parserp   ouch
[22:38:56]   *   parserp zips his lips
[22:38:57]   parserp   ouch
[22:39:05]   *   parserp smacks and hurts
[22:39:19]   parserp   :D
[22:39:31]   *   HOMER-16  smacks back and wins
[22:39:42]   *   HOMER-16  WON The Game
[22:39:52]   *   parserp eats poison to end this
[22:40:00]   parserp   gah!
[22:40:04]   parserp   ooch!
[22:40:06]   parserp   ugh!
[22:40:10]   *   parserp dies slowly
[22:40:39]   *   parserp twitches slightly
[22:41:08]   parserp   10 minute smack fest ftw
[22:41:18]   *   HOMER-16  is not sure to be mortified, or to smack again just to be sure
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Yeong on May 07, 2012, 10:47:48 pm
lol
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: parserp on May 07, 2012, 10:49:20 pm
I'll get you... eventually... >:D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Yeong on May 09, 2012, 07:58:08 pm
Quote from: #omnimaga-spam
*   Eeems set #omnimaga-spam mode +o AaronBot2
*   parserp has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
yeongJIN_COOL   we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
*   parserp has joined #omnimaga-spam
parserp   ssssssssssssssssssss
parserp   pppppppppppppppppppppp
parserp   aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
parserp   mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
yeongJIN_COOL   we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
yeongJIN_COOL   we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
yeongJIN_COOL   we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
yeongJIN_COOL   we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
yeongJIN_COOL   we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
yeongJIN_COOL   we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
parserp   we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
parserp   we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
parserp   we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
parserp   we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
parserp   we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
parserp   we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
parserp   we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
parserp   we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
parserp   we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
parserp   we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Hayleia on May 10, 2012, 12:59:51 am
There is a problem.
The sentence is "We repeat stuffs in here. A lot." :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on May 16, 2012, 11:42:14 am
Quote
jimbauwen   Le jeu
Juju   noooonnnnn
jimbauwen   ouiiii
Art_of_camelot   What is this "Le jeu" you speak of?
Art_of_camelot   :P
jimbauwen   :D
Juju   The Game
hellninjas   daaaamnitttttttt
*   hellninjas lost
Juju   the french variation.
jimbauwen   I didn't know that :o
*   jimbauwen runs
hellninjas   and Hi Jimbauwen, and Juju :D
hellninjas   and AOC :D
Juju   hi
hellninjas   hi
jimbauwen   Yo
jimbauwen   Anyway, bye :D
Juju   Fun fact: Nicole Oliver, Michelle Creber, Tara Strong, John de Lancie and James Wootton have all confirmed that the third season is currently in production.
hellninjas   :O!!
hellninjas   ME GUSTA
Juju   season 3 of My Little Jim Bauwens: Losing the Game is Magic
hellninjas   oh son of a bi---...
*   hellninjas lost again
Juju   >:D
Art_of_camelot   lol!
hellninjas   xD
Art_of_camelot   jUjU: win!
hellninjas   jUjU ?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on May 28, 2012, 09:50:54 am
Quote
[15:47] == mode/#omnimaga-de [+h Sorunome] by Juju
[15:47] <~Juju> ^_^
[15:47] == Sorunome changed the topic of #omnimaga-de to: test
[15:47] <Ti-PrgmR> umm welcome is in english....
[15:47] == Sorunome changed the topic of #omnimaga-de to: Welcome on Omnimaga-DE
[15:47] <%Sorunome> thanks juju! :)
[15:47] <~Juju> yw
[15:48] <%Sorunome> now my name has % in front of it xD
[15:48] <~Juju> now translate the topic to german I don't know any
[15:48] <~Juju> yup
[15:48] <%Sorunome> and yours has ~
[15:48] <Ti-PrgmR> my name has a blank in front of it
[15:48] <~Juju> you're half-op
[15:48] == mode/#omnimaga-de [+v Ti-PrgmR] by Juju
[15:48] == Sorunome changed the topic of #omnimaga-de to: Wilkommen auf Omnimafa-DE
[15:48] <+Ti-PrgmR> a hybrid IRC user!
[15:48] <%Sorunome> ups
[15:48] <~Juju> Omnimafa?
[15:48] == Sorunome changed the topic of #omnimaga-de to: Wilkommen auf Omnimaga-DE
[15:48] <+Ti-PrgmR> yes we are a mafia
[15:48] <~Juju> lol
[15:48] <~Juju> Omnimafia
[15:49] <%Sorunome> xD
D: We are the mafia D:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on May 28, 2012, 03:20:26 pm
Spoiler For #omnimaga-spam conversation with aaronbot:
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: Who are you talking about?
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: I've never heard of them before.
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: I've lost the context, Sorunome. Are we still on piep?
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: Sure, piep sounds like a good topic.
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: Oh, you are a poet.
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: Are you a man or a woman?
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: Is that your final answer?
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: What do you do in your spare time?
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: I don't think very many people do that.
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: What do you really want to ask me?
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: What color are your eyes?
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: That is a very unusual color.
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: What do you look like?
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: How old are you?
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: Do you have any conditions I should know about?
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: What are you wearing?
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: What kind of fashion do you like?
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: Where can you buy it?
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: How do you usually introduce yourself?
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: Can we get back to business?
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: I've been waiting for you.
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: Are you really a " he"?
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: Where are you located?
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: Tell me a little about your life in piep.
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: What's your sign?
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: Is that a sign?
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about piep.
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: Is that from ?
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: Ask me another question.
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: What kind of food do you like?
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: Sounds delicious.
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: What kind of food do you like?
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: Sounds delicious.
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: Can you tell me any gossip?
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: Is that your final answer?
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: In the context of piep, I don't understand " piep." .
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: Is that your final answer?
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: What's your sign?
<Sorunome> ~piep
<AaronBot2> Sorunome: You've given me 12 commands within the last minute; I'm now ignoring you for 5 minutes.[/spam]
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 03, 2012, 02:14:42 pm
I'm glad this was in the spam channel O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ruler501 on June 04, 2012, 12:26:04 am
i should try that with cleverbot to see what it says
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Hayleia on June 22, 2012, 05:52:32 pm
Quote
kindermoumoute: runer, how are you ? ^^
Runer112: god
Runer112: *good
That was perfect. And coming from Runer112, this is even more funny as some consider him so ;D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: leafy on June 22, 2012, 06:27:25 pm
Nah, I think he got it right the first time around.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on July 14, 2012, 12:28:38 pm
Quote from: OmnomIRC
[09:22:47]   *   JustCause has joined #omnimaga
[09:23:04]   *   Deep Thought  waves at JC
[09:23:35]   *   JustCause has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection)
[09:23:54]   *   Darl181  waves too...?
[09:23:56]   *   JustCause has joined #omnimaga
[09:23:57]   *   New set #omnimaga mode +o JustCause
[09:25:25]   jimbauwen   Hi
[09:25:45]   *   New post by blweldon2 in How we can improve Omnimaga? http://ourl.ca/10502/256318
[09:26:16]   *   Deep Thought  waves again
[09:26:22]   *   JustCause has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection)
[09:26:34]   jimbauwen   look what you did
[09:26:44]   *   JustCause has joined #omnimaga
[09:26:45]   *   New set #omnimaga mode +o JustCause
[09:26:51]   *   Deep Thought  waves at JC >:D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Darl181 on July 14, 2012, 12:35:46 pm
Aw, I almost got it there :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Stefan Bauwens on July 14, 2012, 12:56:14 pm
Quote from: OmnomIRC
[09:22:47]   *   JustCause has joined #omnimaga
[09:23:04]   *   Deep Thought  waves at JC
[09:23:35]   *   JustCause has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection)
[09:23:54]   *   Darl181  waves too...?
[09:23:56]   *   JustCause has joined #omnimaga
[09:23:57]   *   New set #omnimaga mode +o JustCause
[09:25:25]   jimbauwen   Hi
[09:25:45]   *   New post by blweldon2 in How we can improve Omnimaga? http://ourl.ca/10502/256318
[09:26:16]   *   Deep Thought  waves again
[09:26:22]   *   JustCause has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection)
[09:26:34]   jimbauwen   look what you did
[09:26:44]   *   JustCause has joined #omnimaga
[09:26:45]   *   New set #omnimaga mode +o JustCause
[09:26:51]   *   Deep Thought  waves at JC >:D
I want those commands mod too. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 14, 2012, 01:10:20 pm
I think his client doesn't support /me ???
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: linuxgeek96 on July 14, 2012, 03:00:02 pm
Quote
*   Deep Thought kisses DThought
*   DThought has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection)
Deep Thought   D:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Netham45 on July 14, 2012, 04:32:25 pm
Quote
kindermoumoute: runer, how are you ? ^^
Runer112: god
Runer112: *good
That was perfect. And coming from Runer112, this is even more funny as some consider him so ;D

Including himself. *ducks*
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 14, 2012, 10:38:54 pm
Offtopic but how did you get to 2000+ posts Netham45? O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on July 15, 2012, 01:13:10 am
Offtopic but how did you get to 2000+ posts Netham45? O.O
He posted posts!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on July 15, 2012, 03:17:18 am
Offtopic but how did you get to 2000+ posts Netham45? O.O
He posted posts!
Or he hacked the database >:D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 16, 2012, 12:47:17 am
Quote
[15:35:16]   *   OmnomIRC has joined #omnimaga-nl
[03:28:15]   parserp   what does nl mean?
[21:11:30]   *   OmnomIRC has joined #omnimaga-nl
[21:11:30]   *   OmnomIRC has joined #omnimaga-nl
[13:08:35]   Keoni29   Netherlands
[13:51:49]   jimbauwens   no losing
[13:52:16]   jimbauwens   if you lose the game in here you get banned
[19:21:18]   *   Netham45_ has joined #omnimaga-nl

Lol
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on July 16, 2012, 05:08:30 pm
/me lost
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: parserp on July 16, 2012, 10:16:00 pm
/me understands now.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Netham45 on July 23, 2012, 10:57:31 pm
Offtopic but how did you get to 2000+ posts Netham45? O.O

I had >1k on the old board so my count doubled when we merged the DBs.

Also, friendly reminder: This isn't the spam board, posts like '/me lost' are considered spam and offtopic in here.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on July 23, 2012, 11:02:40 pm
Yeah, I pointed that out in the other thread.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 24, 2012, 12:09:21 am
Offtopic but how did you get to 2000+ posts Netham45? O.O

I had >1k on the old board so my count doubled when we merged the DBs.

Also, friendly reminder: This isn't the spam board, posts like '/me lost' are considered spam and offtopic in here.
That might be it, but didn't you only have 700 posts or so on the old board lol?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: flyingfisch on August 19, 2012, 03:55:14 pm
Quote
(03:53:28 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<DJ_O> Also wow, on  Bing, my song title Magic Hardcore returns results such as
(03:53:28 PM) jimbauwen: Muhahahaha

Interesting Bing results.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on August 19, 2012, 03:57:31 pm
Results such as what? ???
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: flyingfisch on August 19, 2012, 04:04:08 pm
Muhahahaha
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 19, 2012, 07:19:17 pm
Results such as what? ???

Most first page results are adult sites... D:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on August 19, 2012, 08:13:21 pm
Noticed that weeks ago, on Google <_< You should consider renaming it lol
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 20, 2012, 12:13:30 am
I didn't on Google due to filtering bad sites. I should maybe remove the filter though in case I miss out on false positives. :P

And nah I won't rename a song unless copyright issues occur, especially not one released 3 years ago. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Yeong on August 21, 2012, 05:41:47 pm
Quote from: OmnomIRC
*   Tasty post by yeongJIN_COOL in nSpire 4 digit question http://ourl.ca/14251/260334
yeongJIN_COOL   Tasty post? O.o
wut?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Darl181 on August 21, 2012, 05:52:47 pm
Iirc it was Snazzy yesterday <.</me waits for Netham to have ~10 post notifier bots all with different names, and the one that displays each post is chosen randomly :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on August 21, 2012, 06:12:30 pm
It's not Netham45's bot <_<

By the way, Humor and Jokes posts shouldn't be getting announced.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on August 21, 2012, 09:05:23 pm
Results such as what? ???

Most first page results are adult sites... D:
O.O Lol!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Yeong on August 21, 2012, 09:52:46 pm
Results such as what? ???

Most first page results are adult sites... D:
O.O Lol!
O.x
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 21, 2012, 11:22:44 pm
That did not stop my album from being sold once more earlier today, though. Or maybe it actually helped getting sales? ??? O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on August 22, 2012, 12:25:56 am
Maybe some unsuspecting guy clicked and accidentally found himself on a bandcamp.

EDIT: Also stuff about retro gaming shows up on the first page of Google. That's surprisingly relevant (to what you do) o.o
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on September 14, 2012, 07:11:49 pm
Quote from: IRC
[18:16:13]   Deep Thought   juju
[18:16:28]   Juju   DJ_O
[18:16:38]   Juju   er
[18:16:39]   Juju   Deep
[18:16:46]   Juju   I MEANT DEEP
DJ_O wtf you did D:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 14, 2012, 07:58:56 pm
Lol wow D:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on September 14, 2012, 08:40:12 pm
lol XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 04, 2012, 12:50:43 am
Quote
00:36      jacobly wonders what a *.pot file is
00:40      *** AngelFish quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
00:40      *** TBO quit ()
00:47      New post by chickendude in Zelda resumed and almost done. http://ourl.ca/13303/264555
00:47   DThought   marijuana
00:48   DThought   download
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on October 04, 2012, 05:42:09 pm
/me giggles
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Yeong on October 04, 2012, 10:36:05 pm
speaking of which:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2212630/The-cannabis-forest-Cops-uncover-marijuana-farm-big-football-fields-urban-Chicago.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on October 05, 2012, 06:42:31 pm
Yea, I heard about that on the radio. Apparently the are trying to locate the landowner.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on October 05, 2012, 08:46:48 pm
Quote
* Juju entfernt Op-Status bei GramBot
* Omnimaga gibt Op-Status an GramBot
* New gibt Op-Status an GramBot
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 08, 2012, 09:13:20 pm
Quote
21:05   OmniRelay   <calc84maniac> oh yeah? I have a Radeon HD 5740
21:05   shmibs   or something like that
21:05   OmniRelay   <calc84maniac> BEAT THAT
21:05   Derpy   what is the package called?
21:05   OmniRelay   * calc84maniac runs
21:05   Runer112   I have a
21:05   Runer112   umm
21:05   Runer112   THING

21:05   Derpy   calc, i have the smaller number, already bet it
21:05   Runer112   beat that
21:05      shmibs is looking
21:05   Runer112   err that sounds a little weird

O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on October 29, 2012, 01:48:11 am
Quote
DJ_O   Freedoom of peaches
Netham45   free the peaches!
shmibs   that is just one of the many fruit-related rights we stand for here at nomnimaga
shmibs   the right to bear plums, for example
DJ_O   lol
DJ_O   wat
*   Omnom post by Deep Thought in Well hello there http://ourl.ca/14706/267076
DJ_O   oh wait nvm
Netham45   and the right to throw them at deep thought.
DJ_O   i misinterpreted plum as feather and was like wtf
shmibs   and discrimination is not allowed, so no comparing apples and oranges people

^I loled. ;D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 29, 2012, 02:02:08 am
I love this place ;D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Netham45 on October 29, 2012, 02:03:02 am
/me throws a plum at deep thought.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on October 29, 2012, 02:06:12 am
I think the right to bear melons would have been funnier though. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 31, 2012, 05:52:01 pm
Lol (see attachment)

Btw my avatar was kinda in reaction to the chain letter that occured via PM for zombie avatars and my refusal to participate to the actual chain letter despite people insisting, in addition to me making PM senders lose The Game. :P

EDIT Nov 1st in case the avatar gets lost here it is http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/zombietrollface.png and the original other people used http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/zombie.jpg
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Yeong on October 31, 2012, 09:46:29 pm
lol
EDIT: yeah the chain thing could be kinda spammy so I made ppl stop that. :D
Title: Re: Re: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on November 01, 2012, 07:30:03 am
in addition to me making PM senders lose The Game. :P
That was my 500th PM D:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on November 01, 2012, 05:03:14 pm
in addition to me making PM senders lose The Game. :P
That was my 500th PM D:
you have 500 pms? that's a LOT!
Title: Re: Re: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on November 01, 2012, 05:17:37 pm
in addition to me making PM senders lose The Game. :P
That was my 500th PM D:
you have 500 pms? that's a LOT!
You didn't saw DJ's count. Lol.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on November 01, 2012, 05:57:29 pm
Hey, I just checked and I have 499. Just one away...

How many does DJ_O have O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Netham45 on November 01, 2012, 06:49:24 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/8TDVs.png)

D:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on November 01, 2012, 06:51:01 pm
lolwut? XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Netham45 on November 01, 2012, 06:51:40 pm
lolwut? XD

Iknorite? And 99% of them are DJ_O PMing me either rickrolls or 'The Game'.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Augs on November 01, 2012, 07:22:48 pm
http://i.imgur.com/ME4Kf.gif
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 01, 2012, 09:52:38 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/8TDVs.png)

D:

Fake. I have more than you (2239).
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Matrefeytontias on November 02, 2012, 06:36:15 am
Your amount of PMs is your post rating DJ_O :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on November 02, 2012, 10:19:36 am
Not #omnimaga, but I couldn't not share.
Quote
00:30] (Freyaday) Nya?
[00:31] (@relsqui) gotta get down on Freyaday
[00:31] (Freyaday) s/get/go
[00:31] (Spork) Ha!
[00:32] (Freyaday) :3
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Scipi on November 03, 2012, 12:12:02 am
Quote
[00:14:30]   HOMER-16   \o/
[00:15:17]   *   HOMER-16  is sad
[00:15:19]   Juju   yay.

This happened just now :P

He hurt my feelings DX... jk
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on November 04, 2012, 08:22:22 pm
Quote
<JujuBot> asdfasdf!
<Sorunome> i just thought juju posted that
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Builderboy on November 15, 2012, 08:46:02 pm
Quote
<Builderboy>   cya!
<leafy>   thanks for all the help
<leafy>   if DT comes online, tell him he's a rapist
<leafy>   ja ne!
<DT>   wtf
<DT>   builderboy!!
<Builderboy>   DT you are a rapist
*squidgetx  looks up
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: parserp on November 15, 2012, 09:06:19 pm
<JujuBot> asdfasdf!
lol. best. vids. ever. XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eeems on November 15, 2012, 09:20:42 pm
Quote
21:17 <@Netham45> oh, Eeems, not sure if IE9 or lower have it, but IE10 has an adblock built in.
21:18 <@Eeems> I use Firefox :P
21:18 <@Eeems> nightly
21:18 <@Netham45> You said you were at school
21:18 <@OmnomIRC> (O)<Builderboy> freyaday check to see what r2 is
21:18 <@Eeems> they have macs (ew) with firefox on it
21:18 <@Eeems> and safari, but yeah using Fx
21:18 <@Netham45> I'm sorry.
21:18 <@OmnomIRC> (O)<Builderboy> if its too large, the second 4 loop will have a negative number as its 3rd argument
21:18 <@OmnomIRC> (O)<Builderboy> causing bad things
21:18 <@Eeems> I think I'll survive :(
21:19 <@Eeems> no classes next week, so I'll have time to detox from using a mac
21:19 <@Netham45> Drink lots of water.
21:19 <@Eeems> I will
21:19 <@OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> lemme check what it is...
21:19 <@Eeems> lets hope it helps
21:20 <@Netham45> lol
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 15, 2012, 10:00:38 pm
Well, at least your mac computers work. Juju's iMac breaks every year O.O (He had to repair it 3 months after buying it, then it broke again the year after. Thankfully he got a long warranty, though)


Btw I don't mind MacOS and Photoshop Mac (I hate the Windows version), I just don't like the price of Apple stuff :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on November 16, 2012, 10:59:05 am
This just happened on IRC:
Quote from: omnomIRC
   ffisch1 has joined #omnimaga
aeTIos   WAIT.
Juju      wat
aeTIos   You can compress 2 8 bit values in one 8 bit value \o/
aeTIos   or even more
aeTIos   that will make every single sprite half as big :o
aeTIos   Now everyone wants to know how?
Juju      I'm a fork
aeTIos   so
calc84   you're a spork
aeTIos   ofuck it won't even work.

calc84   yeah, too good to be true :P
aeTIos   and lol. that was a quite interesting poem
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Scipi on November 20, 2012, 10:52:18 am
Well this just happened :P

Quote
[10:48:19]   yeongJIN_COOL   dat pr0nbot
[10:48:23]   Keoni29   Too bad. Porn will soon be all over us
[10:48:31]   aeTIos   pr0n O.o
[10:48:39]   Keoni29   Better take down this site for a little while
[10:48:41]   HOMER-16   Too bad I'm at a public library, lol
[10:48:45]   Keoni29   We won't mind
[10:48:47]   HOMER-16   jk
[10:48:47]   yeongJIN_COOL   lol
[10:48:48]   aeTIos   haha homer
[10:48:56]   Vijfhoek   would suck if I was at school
[10:48:59]   yeongJIN_COOL   too bad im in college
[10:49:06]   yeongJIN_COOL   librarian almost saw it O.O
[10:49:10]   aeTIos   I bet you just have to pay so yah
[10:49:11]   Keoni29   *Dad walks in* "I knew it!"
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on November 20, 2012, 01:26:46 pm
What's on a man's mind...
Spoiler For warning nsfw/c!!!!:
(http://cache2.allpostersimages.com/p/LRG/7/725/4TSA000Z/poster/what-s-on-a-man-s-mind-sigmund-freud.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Darl181 on November 20, 2012, 04:12:12 pm
Quote
[01:00:44 PM]   *   |ノಥ益ಥノ| has joined #omnimaga
[01:00:46 PM]   ruler501   lulz
[01:01:03 PM]   *   |ノಥ益ಥノ|
[01:01:06 PM]   aeTIos   :P
[01:01:11 PM]   *   |ノಥ益ಥノ| has quit IRC (Quit: (ノಥ益ಥ)ノ ┻━┻)

What just happened 0.o
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ruler501 on November 20, 2012, 04:12:51 pm
da magics happened. That was hillarious though.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on November 20, 2012, 04:27:25 pm
My lungs almost burst from laughing. no kidding.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 20, 2012, 04:38:34 pm
Lol wow at that haircut above (assuming it's one :P)

Also we were talking about the new posts notifier just now and I thought this was funny:

Quote
[16:36:27]   DJ_O   hm
[16:36:32]   DJ_O   New is broken D:
[16:36:43]   calc84maniac   that's nothing New
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on November 20, 2012, 05:02:45 pm
*ba dum tss*
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ruler501 on November 22, 2012, 12:40:24 am
Quote
[11:28:48 PM]   DJ_O   AngelFish what's the difference between SATA, SATAN and SATA II
[11:33:08 PM]   AngelFish   SATA is the original standard and has the slowest bus speed. SATA II is an improved version and is faster. SATAN is a demonic entity of christian mythology bent on destroying the world.
[11:33:13 PM]   AngelFish   Minor differences..
Happened just now
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on November 22, 2012, 05:23:22 am
lmao
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: pimathbrainiac on November 28, 2012, 03:36:03 pm
From IRC


tr1p1ea   yo yo
tr1p1ea   hows it going everyone?
*   calc84maniac  dropkicks the yoyo
*   epic7 dropkicks he who dropkicked the yoyo
*   AngelFish set #omnimaga mode +vvvv AaronBot alberthro AngelFish AxeBot
*   AngelFish set #omnimaga mode +vvvv AxisOfRev balrog_ BrandonW Buckeye
*   AngelFish set #omnimaga mode +vvvv debrouxl DerpyBot DoorsCS DrDnar
*   AngelFish set #omnimaga mode +vvvv DSP_Lord DToaster Eeems ElementCo
*   AngelFish set #omnimaga mode +vvvv epic7 Excale ffisch geekboy
*   AngelFish set #omnimaga mode +vvvv Genolo iSpawn jacobly jimbauwen
tr1p1ea   GOAL!!!
*   AngelFish set #omnimaga mode +vvvv Jonimus JosJuice Juju JujuBot
*   AngelFish set #omnimaga mode +vvvv Kaslai ldebrouxl LibBot Munchor
*   AngelFish set #omnimaga mode +vvvv Netham45 New Omnom OmnomIRC
*   AngelFish set #omnimaga mode +vvvv PatrickD rcfreak0 Runer112 RunerBot
*   AngelFish set #omnimaga mode +vvvv shmibs Taw TC01_ tev
*   AngelFish set #omnimaga mode +vvvv tev|stdby Ti-AFK TI-Bot-1 TI-Bot-3
epic7   lolwat
*   AngelFish set #omnimaga mode +vvv tr1p1ea Vijfhoek XV
*   pimathbrainiac  dropkicks he who dropkicked he who dropkicked yoyo
*   calc84maniac  dropkicks AngelFish
AngelFish   :3
*   epic7 dropkicks he who programs his robot in java
*   pimathbrainiac  dropkicks he who programs his robot in LabView
*   tr1p1ea  does the robot while dropkicking the ...
calc84maniac   how do I end up starting these things XD
tr1p1ea   :D
tr1p1ea   hay anyone want to test some 3D stuff?
*   epic7 dropkicks he who dropkicked the robot that caused he who programmed the robot in java to be dropkicked while dropkicing he who dropkicks he who dropkicked he who dropkicked the yoyo/
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: epic7 on November 28, 2012, 03:38:00 pm
Lolyay!
/me  dropkicks he who posts the irc chat about dropkicking
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ElementCoder on December 10, 2012, 04:16:31 pm
So the real interesting conversations start at monday night ofcourse:
(http://puu.sh/1zuNH)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: turiqwalrus on December 10, 2012, 04:35:14 pm
A few minutes later, I totally take Element out of context. How fun.
(http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/Elementfail.png)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on December 10, 2012, 04:35:43 pm
Sounds dirty.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: pimathbrainiac on December 10, 2012, 04:37:07 pm
A few minutes later, I totally take Element out of context. How fun.
(http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/Elementfail.png)

TROLOLOLZ
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on December 10, 2012, 04:38:06 pm
Quote from: OmnomIRC
AngelFish   okay, so I managed to bork something in this code...
[4:33:02 PM]   calc84maniac   BORK BORK BORK
[4:33:18 PM]   Xeda112358   You're a dog with an accent!
[4:33:25 PM]   *   Augs has joined #omnimaga
[4:33:25 PM]   Art_of_camelot   lmao!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Xeda112358 on December 10, 2012, 05:26:11 pm
In my head, I was thinking it was a game similar to, "Who's that Pokémon?"

EDIT:
Quote

*   Art_of_camelot  is zombie
tr1p1ea      hey theres this crazy place in Melbourned that is like 'lazer-tag' or whatever (you guys know what i mean right)
shaun         I love laser tag!
tr1p1ea      but they have actors that dress up as zombies and stuff
tr1p1ea      as if you're stuck in resident evil
Art_of_camelot   lol
Art_of_camelot   my buddy might like that
tr1p1ea      they look full-on like the movies and stuff
Art_of_camelot   He's a huge resident evil fag
Art_of_camelot   er *fan
tr1p1ea      lol
Art_of_camelot   D:
Just thought I'd share.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on December 10, 2012, 06:32:47 pm
I was half asleep, not my fault! >_>
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on December 10, 2012, 09:45:29 pm
still your fault, everybody blames you! :P
JK
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: epic7 on December 10, 2012, 09:50:45 pm
/me is suspicious
The n is kinda far from the g.... :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ElementCoder on December 11, 2012, 10:04:35 am
A few minutes later, I totally take Element out of context. How fun.
(http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/Elementfail.png)
I don't know what to say to this. Now what will people think of me D:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on December 11, 2012, 10:12:53 am
Sounds dirty.
^
:P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Levak on January 06, 2013, 06:53:04 pm
adriweb      I made a video of the TI-PLS-SHH1 :)

adriweb      PLT*
Levak      the game
adriweb      the game you want ? It's here on the SHH1 : http://imgur.com/a/nbsra#0
Levak      I said the game
adriweb      I'm "the game"-isé.
Levak      There is no the game-isator
Levak      its uncurable
adriweb      you're uncurable.
adriweb      maybe récurable.
   *   adriweb  runs
Levak      you're runnable
adriweb      I don't impement run().
Levak      yes you do : adriweb  runs
adriweb      http://www.memes.at/faces/desk_flip.jpg
calc84maniac   (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 07, 2013, 02:23:45 am
Damnit I lost the game >.<

A few minutes later, I totally take Element out of context. How fun.
(http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/Elementfail.png)
I don't know what to say to this. Now what will people think of me D:
This reminds me at a job my mom had years ago where some people worked on computers. One computer guy in particular was obsessed with sex and women and kept talking about how he went on adult sites. As a result, people kept making jokes saying one day he'll just put his "something" in the computer port that doesn't belong there.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on January 07, 2013, 01:53:11 pm
A few minutes later, I totally take Element out of context. How fun.
(http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/Elementfail.png)
I don't know what to say to this. Now what will people think of me D:
I don't want to know what you are doing Element Coder :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on January 07, 2013, 04:42:24 pm
A few minutes later, I totally take Element out of context. How fun.
(http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/Elementfail.png)
I don't know what to say to this. Now what will people think of me D:
I don't want to know what you are doing Element Coder :P
I kinda do.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ruler501 on January 07, 2013, 05:40:53 pm
A few minutes later, I totally take Element out of context. How fun.
(http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/Elementfail.png)
I don't know what to say to this. Now what will people think of me D:
I don't want to know what you are doing Element Coder :P
I kinda do.
thats just scary
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on January 07, 2013, 05:53:21 pm
A few minutes later, I totally take Element out of context. How fun.
(http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/Elementfail.png)
I don't know what to say to this. Now what will people think of me D:
I don't want to know what you are doing Element Coder :P
I kinda do.
thats just scary
I know, right?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on January 07, 2013, 05:55:35 pm
A few minutes later, I totally take Element out of context. How fun.
(http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/Elementfail.png)
I don't know what to say to this. Now what will people think of me D:
I don't want to know what you are doing Element Coder :P
I kinda do.
thats just scary
I know, right?
Always pay attention to what you say.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on January 07, 2013, 05:56:05 pm
A few minutes later, I totally take Element out of context. How fun.
(http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/Elementfail.png)
I don't know what to say to this. Now what will people think of me D:
I don't want to know what you are doing Element Coder :P
I kinda do.
thats just scary
I know, right?
Always pay attention to what you say.
How is that relevant?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on January 07, 2013, 05:56:50 pm
A few minutes later, I totally take Element out of context. How fun.
(http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/Elementfail.png)
I don't know what to say to this. Now what will people think of me D:
I don't want to know what you are doing Element Coder :P
I kinda do.
thats just scary
I know, right?
Always pay attention to what you say.
How is that relevant?
About what ElementCoder said originally, i just like quote pyramids :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ruler501 on January 07, 2013, 06:16:34 pm
A few minutes later, I totally take Element out of context. How fun.
(http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/Elementfail.png)
I don't know what to say to this. Now what will people think of me D:
I don't want to know what you are doing Element Coder :P
I kinda do.
thats just scary
I know, right?
Always pay attention to what you say.
How is that relevant?
About what ElementCoder said originally, i just like quote pyramids :P
Yay quote pyramids though that is offtopic

What was the original context of that quote?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on January 07, 2013, 07:24:37 pm
A few minutes later, I totally take Element out of context. How fun.
(http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/Elementfail.png)
I don't know what to say to this. Now what will people think of me D:
I don't want to know what you are doing Element Coder :P
I kinda do.
thats just scary
I know, right?
Always pay attention to what you say.
How is that relevant?
About what ElementCoder said originally, i just like quote pyramids :P
Yay quote pyramids though that is offtopic

What was the original context of that quote?
I don't know.
ElementCoder, do you remember the context?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on January 07, 2013, 07:27:29 pm
A few minutes later, I totally take Element out of context. How fun.
(http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/Elementfail.png)
I don't know what to say to this. Now what will people think of me D:
I don't want to know what you are doing Element Coder :P
I kinda do.
thats just scary
I know, right?
Always pay attention to what you say.
How is that relevant?
About what ElementCoder said originally, i just like quote pyramids :P
Yay quote pyramids though that is offtopic

What was the original context of that quote?
I don't know.
ElementCoder, do you remember the context?
Or is the context what it seems to be? XD/me runs
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 07, 2013, 07:38:55 pm
I sense admins enabling the "don't show nested quotes" forum feature. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ruler501 on January 07, 2013, 10:45:54 pm
I sense admins enabling the "don't show nested quotes" forum feature. :P
But that would be no fun :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: shmibs on January 07, 2013, 11:41:40 pm
guys, could you keep the spam to a minimum, please? :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 16, 2013, 11:34:43 pm
Quote
[23:17:58]   DJ_O   i
[23:18:00]   *   Omnom post by Rhombicuboctahedron in Hacking the TI Nspire CX... http://ourl.ca/15579/280478
[23:18:28]   *   Omnom post by ruler501 in Hacking the TI Nspire CX... http://ourl.ca/15579/280479
[23:18:57]   *   Omnom post by DJ_O in [Cemetech Contest #9] Reuben... http://ourl.ca/14878/280480
[23:19:48]   epic7   j
[23:22:18]   calc84maniac   k
[23:22:26]   Juju   l
[23:22:40]   calc84maniac   mhmmm
[23:22:53]   Xeda112358   http://mathworld.wolfram.com/FrivolousTheoremofArithmetic.html
[23:22:54]   Juju   nnnnhnhnhn
[23:22:57]   Xeda112358   o_O
[23:23:25]   calc84maniac   pretty clever, Xeda
[23:27:05]   calc84maniac   quite so

Lol
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on January 17, 2013, 05:40:25 pm
lol, we can sing the alphabet
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Xeda112358 on January 17, 2013, 05:47:38 pm
O_O I didn't even know that I was participating O_O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on January 18, 2013, 12:55:10 am
wow, that is now pretty fail >.<
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Xeda112358 on January 18, 2013, 01:19:33 am
I am so proud of myself for that :3
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on January 18, 2013, 02:33:10 am
Actually, i think that makes it even more epic. ^^
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ElementCoder on January 18, 2013, 02:38:21 am
A few minutes later, I totally take Element out of context. How fun.
(http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/Elementfail.png)
I don't know what to say to this. Now what will people think of me D:
I don't want to know what you are doing Element Coder :P
I kinda do.
thats just scary
I know, right?
Always pay attention to what you say.
How is that relevant?
About what ElementCoder said originally, i just like quote pyramids :P
Yay quote pyramids though that is offtopic

What was the original context of that quote?
I don't know.
ElementCoder, do you remember the context?
Or is the context what it seems to be? XD/me runs
Apologies for making this pyramid even bigger :P Yes I do remember the context, I a mini-usb in my nspire which broke off, then tried to get it out with something else which got stuck again XD But it's fixed now :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Xeda112358 on January 19, 2013, 10:17:57 pm
Quote

jacobly           .xeda ld a,const
Xeda112358        3E
Xeda112358        , well, 3E**, depending on how you want it
calc84maniac      jacobly, hit me next
jacobly           .calc84 ld hl,const
calc84maniac      21**
calc84maniac      **
Xeda112358        :D
Xeda112358        ld hl,(address) = ED6B****
Xeda112358        >.>
*        Xeda112358  runs
calc84maniac      or maybe 2A**** :P
Xeda112358        hehe
Xeda112358        I wonder if some assemblers just don't ever use ED6B or ED63?
pimathbrainiac    .pimathbrainiac ld hl, const
Xeda112358        I wonder if some assemblers do use that? o_O
calc84maniac      I think yours would crash TI's stupid Nspire z80 emulator D:
Xeda112358        really o_O
calc84maniac      probably, since it's not "official"
Xeda112358        what if I was using it for a key delay and to load HL with info ? !__!
pimathbrainiac    /pimath ld hl, const
pimathbrainiac    .pimath ld hl, const

Xeda112358        hehe
pimathbrainiac    how do Xeda and calc84 work, but not me?
Xeda112358        @pimathbraniac: Calc and I were just responding to Jacobly's call
pimathbrainiac    ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
jacobly           lol
Xeda112358        that was us, not a bot
*        pimathbrainiac  facepalms
calc84maniac      or that's what we want you to think >_>
*        calc84maniac  is totally not a bot
Hehehe, that was funny :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: pimathbrainiac on January 19, 2013, 10:19:36 pm
you forgot
/me knows otherwise

at the very end
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on January 19, 2013, 11:24:57 pm
calc84maniac's not a bot? O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ruler501 on January 19, 2013, 11:25:36 pm
calc84maniac's not a bot? O.O
He's programmed to lie about it
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on February 25, 2013, 11:17:04 pm
Quote
<epic7> [EpicBot] Contributors
<Sorunome> %translol taxplayer
<epic7> [EpicBot] taxplayer
<Sorunome> %translol taxpayer
<epic7> [EpicBot] Contributors
<Sorunome> %translol contributors
<epic7> [EpicBot] Collaborators
<Sorunome> %translol collaborators
<epic7> [EpicBot] Staff
so a taxpayer is a member of staff? :D/me wants more rights
/me runs
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: epic7 on February 25, 2013, 11:19:11 pm
Mhmm

<epic7> %translol Sorunome needs to give dumplings to math geniuses or else the disk jockey of calculators shall bring death upon him
<epic7> [EpicBot] Taxpayer should give balls to math geniuses, another calculator should bring death disc jockey with him
<Sorunome> %translol taxpayer
<epic7> [EpicBot] Contributors
<Sorunome> %translol contributors
<epic7> [EpicBot] Collaborators
<Sorunome> %translol collaborators
<epic7> [EpicBot] Staff

Therefore sorunome == staff :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on February 25, 2013, 11:20:22 pm
/me demands now even moar urgent moar rights :P
/me runs
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: epic7 on February 25, 2013, 11:45:13 pm
It always manages to completely screw up sentences involving Sorunome.
Take this one for example O.O

<epic7> %translol I wonder what other random crap Sorunome will be translated to.
<epic7> [EpicBot] I wonder what taxpayer randomly take another shit.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on February 25, 2013, 11:53:51 pm
Well, seems I am the most mysterious guy pony here :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on February 26, 2013, 01:27:53 am
Lol, that thing is really weird. XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on February 26, 2013, 09:04:22 pm
it seriously doesn't like sorunome
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<epic7> %translol <OmnomIRC> (O)<Sorunome> @omnimaga leafy<Sorunome> [omnimaga] View the profile of leafy - http://www.omnimaga.org/index.php?action=profile;u=1314<OmnomIRC> (O)<Sorunome> test<Sorunome> Test received<OmnomIRC> (O)<Sorunome> mhmm<OmnomIRC> (O)<Sorunome> so
<epic7> [EpicBot] Profile &lt; contributor &gt; [Omnimaga] for testing wood - http://www.omnimaga.org/index.php?action=profile;u=1314 <OmnomIRC>(or) &lt; contributor &gt; is Mhmm &lt; contributor &gt; <OmnomIRC>(or) <Sorunome><OmnomIRC>(or test) &lt; contributor &gt; <OmnomIRC>or &lt; contributor &gt; sheet @Omnimaga
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Sorunome> mhmm
<Sorunome> i'ce been translated as Sorunome O.o
<epic7> because of brackets :P
<epic7> %translol Sorunome likes to Sorunome when he Sorunomes his Sorunomian Sorunome
<epic7> [EpicBot] Collaborator as taxpayer if is Sorunomes your partner Sorunomian
<epic7> WAT
<epic7> %translol Sorunome like to Sorunome while being Sorunome in four different Derpy Sorunome Sorunome potato salads with Sorunome
<epic7> [EpicBot] Contributor contributor is potato Derpy collaborator with the taxpayer by Luckyman in four different salads
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Scipi on February 26, 2013, 09:30:45 pm
And it's still ongoing;

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epic7   hey i got one of those too;
[9:21:03 PM]   HOMER-16   I want one;
[9:21:17 PM]   HOMER-16   Seriously, I wish someone actually produced them ;
[9:21:27 PM]   *   epic7 lost the omnithegamemaga;
[9:22:08 PM]   *   HOMER-16  is on Omnom (and hence, cannot Bold) :/;
[9:22:25 PM]   *   HOMER-16  also lost;
[9:22:29 PM]   Sorunome   lol
[9:22:32 PM]   epic7   There are probably semicolon buttons sold somewhere;
[9:23:08 PM]   *   Sorunome wants on
[9:23:08 PM]   HOMER-16   Error on Sorunome. No semicolon;
[9:23:09 PM]   Sorunome   e
[9:23:14 PM]   HOMER-16   ;
[9:23:14 PM]   Sorunome   lol
[9:23:36 PM]   epic7   I'm sorry, my mind can't parse your messages without a semicolon;

Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: pimathbrainiac on February 27, 2013, 07:53:00 am
I;
ONLY;
use;
semicolons;
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on February 27, 2013, 05:11:19 pm
sorry for wrong input;
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Scipi on February 27, 2013, 05:42:25 pm
I want to keep typing like this;

Feels so much... Cleaner;
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: pimathbrainiac on February 27, 2013, 07:59:30 pm
Take this Python;
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on February 27, 2013, 09:14:07 pm
In python you can still use a semicolumn if you want;
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: pimathbrainiac on February 27, 2013, 11:00:46 pm
But Python doesn't require semicolons due to dynamic whitespace;
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on February 27, 2013, 11:01:48 pm
python still wouldn't be screwed if you used semicolons;
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: pimathbrainiac on February 27, 2013, 11:02:23 pm
/me will not give in to Python;
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on February 28, 2013, 12:18:40 am
What's up with all the semicolon spam?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on February 28, 2013, 05:19:17 pm
;I; ;r;e;a;l;l;y; ;d;o;n;';t; ;k;n;o;w;.;
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on March 13, 2013, 05:07:46 pm
Quote from: OmnomIRC
[5:04:00 PM]   Xeda112358   Also, I need to go to the store to get milk
[5:04:20 PM]   Xeda112358   and probably eggs, because I wanna make cornbread
[5:04:30 PM]   jacobly   .xeda adc a,n
[5:04:41 PM]   Stefan Bauwens   Xeda, you can't be tired
[5:04:47 PM]   Stefan Bauwens   You still have 2 hours
[5:04:49 PM]   *   Art_of_camelot wants some cornbread. :*(
[5:04:53 PM]   Stefan Bauwens   to program Tongue
[5:04:56 PM]   Xeda112358   That's right chickens, Ima mix your babies in with your food and eat it all >:D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Xeda112358 on March 13, 2013, 05:09:09 pm
I forgot to mention that I pulled out chicken for dinner, too, so, WINNER, WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER! :w00t:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on March 13, 2013, 05:17:28 pm
;D/me can haz some cornbread?
:3
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on March 15, 2013, 02:08:17 am
Not #omnimaga, but elsewhere.
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11:02 I'm not enamored with the classes because they're hard and I'm a fucking lazy fucker who can't get off his plot and make himself do hard shit
11:03 but I do like me some boolean algebra
11:03 love me some of that 1/0 action
11:04 oh yeah. don't hold back you two.
11:05 using zeros and ones to make more zeros and ones
11:05 Mathematical shipping
11:05 it works, bitches.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on March 20, 2013, 12:15:01 am
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[00:13:33]   Juju   Google Docs sure is fun
[00:13:34]   AaronBot   http://docs.joomla.org/Pizza_Bugs_and_Fun_March_16,_2013
[00:13:43]   DJ Omnimaga (Not Admin)   o.O
[00:13:47]   Juju   AaronBot: shut up
[00:13:50]   AaronBot   Juju: Make me.
[00:14:06]   Juju   ... dude. lol.
[00:14:11]   Juju   anyway
[00:14:22]   DJ Omnimaga (Not Admin)   that sounds creepy
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on March 29, 2013, 04:38:57 pm
Quote
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> Dunno.€2,50 now
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> Wtf
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> Wtf€2,50 now
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> WHAT THE HELL
<OmnomIRC> (O)<floris497> ??
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> WHAT THE HELL€2,50
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> What is happening to my computer????
<Sorunome> WHAT THE HELL€2,50
<Sorunome> so, what are we talking about?
<OmnomIRC> (O)<floris497> ??€2,50
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> GMOD is "euro sign" (cause alt codes make my pc go apeshit atm) 2.50
<aeTIos> ??2 50?
<Sorunome> ??2 50??
<aeTIos> is elementcoderz here
<aeTIos> !?!?!?€2.50?!?!? o_o
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on April 03, 2013, 07:42:05 pm
Quote from: OmnomIRC
[7:35:02 PM]   Ti-Programmer   lol Brandon, http://brandonw.net/crap/graphics/activision1.jpg
[7:35:06 PM]   Ti-Programmer   thats hilarious
[7:36:53 PM]   ander_   BrandonW loves himself some S&D letters.
[7:36:59 PM]   ander_   er
[7:37:01 PM]   ander_   C&D
[7:38:35 PM]   Ti-Programmer   UBUNTU! I don't care about your freakin system problem! Its Teamviewer not compating with some lsb_core library, I know that, I don't need a reminder
[7:38:40 PM]   Art_of_camelot   S&M. :P
[7:39:17 PM]   ander_   Well, all assembly programmers are into S&M. You have to be to enjoy it.
[7:40:29 PM]   Art_of_camelot   :D
[7:40:42 PM]   Art_of_camelot   lul
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 04, 2013, 12:08:19 am
Lol I remember someone at work who bought Skylanders and was trying to collect every figurine. I told him about this hack although he prefered to play legit, but he was shocked that we could do this with a calculator. I think the C&D happened shortly afterward.

I can understand the company, though, because if this started getting used, it would ruin other people's experience due to some people cheating, as much as hackers do before respective game companies fixes exploits. An example is Starcraft Brood War on Battle.net: Many people have stopped playing on the official servers because hackers are rampant there (the last game update was in 2009).
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Dapianokid on April 04, 2013, 12:45:34 pm
I've had so much fun on Omnom, especially dealing with Peer.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on April 05, 2013, 03:52:25 pm
Quote
<insert here a particularly intensive Juju googling session>
[15:45:49] <Juju> @google juju2143
[15:45:50] <Sorunome> [google] Julien ジュジュ Savard (juju2143) on Twitter - https://twitter.com/juju2143
[15:46:02] <Juju> there we go
[15:46:11] <Stefan Bauwens> unfair
[15:46:19] <Stefan Bauwens> @juju wizard
[15:46:22] <Stefan Bauwens> ops
[15:46:28] <Stefan Bauwens> @google juju wizard
[15:46:29] <Sorunome> [google] Council caretaker \u0026#39;was Juju wizard who trafficked young girls, kept ... -
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2006700/Council-caretaker-Juju-wizard-trafficked-young-girls-kept-coffins-forced-eat-hearts.html
[15:46:49] <Juju> dafuuuuuuqqqqqqq
[15:46:52] <Eeems> ohgawd
[15:46:53] <Stefan Bauwens> lol
[15:46:55] <Eeems> ok, new rule
[15:46:58] <Eeems> no more googling juju
[15:47:05] <Eeems> that's some bad juju there
[15:47:09] <Stefan Bauwens> I'm laughing out loud
[15:48:00] <Juju> me too lol
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Dapianokid on April 05, 2013, 06:32:49 pm
Ooooohhhh Snap, jujuuuu
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on April 05, 2013, 08:25:43 pm
yay, i make it into funny quotes where i don't even say anything >:D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Darl181 on April 14, 2013, 06:39:09 am
So this has been happening...?
Quote
[03:27:41 AM]   AngelFish   So, I've gotten my computer reboot time down so low that the computer just crashed and I only noticed it because I was thrown into the sign-in screen automatically.
[03:28:52 AM]   Darl181   cool
[03:30:19 AM]   Stefan Bauwens   I just got DARLED!
[03:30:21 AM]   Stefan Bauwens   :P
[03:30:37 AM]   Darl181   um ok? :P
[03:31:01 AM]   Darl181   on a side note yay omnom beep on highlight actually works again
[03:31:49 AM]   Stefan Bauwens   When reading your name I get Darled
[03:31:59 AM]   Stefan Bauwens   It's similar to losing the game.
[03:32:16 AM]   *   Omnom post by Jim Bauwens in Your calculator collection http://ourl.ca/6338/290936
[03:32:45 AM]   *   Jim Bauwens just got Darled
[03:33:19 AM]   *   Scootaloo got Darled
[03:33:42 AM]   *   Omnom post by Darl181 in OmnomIRC changelog and... http://ourl.ca/15683/290937
[03:34:05 AM]   *   Darl181 frankly has no idea what's going on :P
[03:35:11 AM]   TI-Bot-4   o.o
[03:35:14 AM]   *   TI-Bot-4 got Darled
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on April 24, 2013, 09:00:45 pm
I know, it's #omnimaga-spam, but now we know how Dapianokid was born
Quote
Sorunome> invent something
* Ichabod summons the secret of the universe and five golden rings from the plane of ideas and blends them together, producing Dapianokid.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: pimathbrainiac on April 24, 2013, 09:26:25 pm
Quote
[21:26] <pimath> invent something
[21:26]  * Ichabod turns Gershwin, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix and ERROR 404 into money and THE GAME with the help of pimathbot

Well, now we know how to make $$$, since we always need more of that! :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on April 24, 2013, 09:34:09 pm
We ahve so much fun with Ichabod....
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on May 06, 2013, 03:58:41 pm
Lol just now in #cemetech:

15:57:23 (#) AHelper0: nikkybot: delete saxjax
15:56:52 (#) nikkybot: I'm ABOUT THIS CLOSE TO IGNORING SAXJAX
15:56:48 (C) GinDiamond: BWHAHAHAHA!!! IT INSTALLED!!
15:56:39 (#) tifreak_: nikkybot++
15:56:21 (#) comic: I hate you too.
15:56:18 (#) comic: FINE
15:56:12 (#) nikkybot: Andy_J is a Comic Sans
15:56:08 (#) comic: Ouch, nikkybot
15:54:42 (#) nikkybot: because of your nick
15:54:24 (C) GinDiamond: why won't this work
15:54:21 (C) GinDiamond: dang it...
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on May 18, 2013, 01:39:03 pm
Earlier today in OmnomIRC...
Quote from: OmnomIRC
[1:33:01 PM]   Xeda112358   Also, i survived
[1:33:03 PM]   Xeda112358   *I
[1:33:13 PM]   Link   The interview?
[1:33:32 PM]   Xeda112358   Yes
[1:33:42 PM]   Xeda112358   It seems likely that I will have the job
[1:33:44 PM]   Art_of_camelot   interview?
[1:33:49 PM]   Art_of_camelot   Job?
[1:33:54 PM]   Art_of_camelot   Good news eveyone?
[1:33:58 PM]   Art_of_camelot   :P
[1:34:07 PM]   Xeda112358   a part-time job at a Dollar General, minimum wage :P
[1:34:12 PM]   Link   Well, congrats then Xeda
[1:34:22 PM]   Art_of_camelot   That's awful, but great at the same time.
[1:34:32 PM]   Art_of_camelot   Also, I think you are way over qualified. :P
[1:34:47 PM]   Xeda112358   yes, it will distract me from Grammer 3, but not too much since it is part-time
[1:35:07 PM]   Art_of_camelot   Just don't get bored and reprogram their registers using hex. :P
[1:35:09 PM]   Xeda112358   I wonder how their adding machine devices work?
[1:35:15 PM]   Xeda112358   :P
[1:35:15 PM]   Art_of_camelot   lmao!
[1:35:18 PM]   Art_of_camelot   ninjad!
[1:35:19 PM]   ElementCoder   lol
[1:35:28 PM]   Darl181   only on a forum like this lol
[1:35:32 PM]   Art_of_camelot   BAD XEDA BAD
[1:35:34 PM]   Art_of_camelot   LOL
[1:35:52 PM]   Link   GOOD XEDA GOOD Tongue
[1:35:54 PM]   Art_of_camelot   I'm was literally lmao
[1:35:58 PM]   Art_of_camelot   ;D
[1:35:58 PM]   Link   you totally should
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Darl181 on May 18, 2013, 01:43:10 pm
It's still going :P
link (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Sat%20May%2018%202013#1368912781665)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on May 18, 2013, 08:21:59 pm
oh xeda.... :P
congrats on the job ^^ (and have fun with making tetris)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on June 21, 2013, 04:52:26 am
me in pm with omnom (the new-post bot)
Quote
<Omnom> I died - hopefully Sorunome sees the error and fixes it. X_X
<Omnom> ERROR: Python crashed with: unknown encoding: text/html on line Error line #: 588
<Omnom> Error type: <type 'exceptions.LookupError'>
<Omnom> I died - hopefully Sorunome sees the error and fixes it. X_X
<Omnom> ERROR: Python crashed with: unknown encoding: text/html on line Error line #: 588
<Omnom> Error type: <type 'exceptions.LookupError'>
<Omnom> I died - hopefully Sorunome sees the error and fixes it. X_X
<Omnom> ERROR: Python crashed with: unknown encoding: text/html on line Error line #: 588
<Omnom> Error type: <type 'exceptions.LookupError'>
<Sorunome> YOU SUCK Omnom
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Xeda112358 on June 30, 2013, 08:29:00 am
Quote
[8:20:25 AM]   Xeda112358   which is the worst part about non-prime bases :-[
[8:20:51 AM]   codebender      can we just make a new channel for this stuff?  I am confused.
[8:21:12 AM]   Xeda112358   a new channel for... programming? :P
[8:21:14 AM]   harold             to hide the confusing stuff in? :P
[8:21:16 AM]   codebender      #omnimaga shift
[8:21:22 AM]   Xeda112358   haha
[8:21:30 AM]   Xeda112358   that's kind of funny :P
[8:21:55 AM]   Xeda112358   yeah, ring theory is considered more advanced math
[8:22:01 AM]   Xeda112358   but programmers use it all the time
[8:22:18 AM]   codebender      not me :P
[8:22:29 AM]   jacobly            I'm officially learning about it next semester :D
[8:22:38 AM]   codebender      lol, diagonal smileys
[8:22:48 AM]   Xeda112358   if you continue on in programming, you should definitely get there
The smiley's.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Joshuasm32 on June 30, 2013, 08:32:24 am
Thief.  :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on June 30, 2013, 08:36:57 am
lol, i love thoses smileys ^^
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 02, 2013, 04:08:52 pm
O.O

Quote
[16:08:06]   DJ Omnimaga   gtg cya
[16:08:08]   blue_bear_94   Yay!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: pimathbrainiac on July 02, 2013, 05:48:12 pm
context is everything.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 02, 2013, 11:53:03 pm
Indeed. There wasn't any context for the next few minutes, though. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: blue_bear_94 on July 03, 2013, 12:22:28 am
I was yaying at the opening of the new image uploader.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 03, 2013, 01:39:58 am
Oh ok lol. I expected it was at something else than me leaving or jokingly at me, though :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on July 20, 2013, 12:41:40 pm
Quote
<OmnomIRC> (O)<nikitouzz> @z80 make me one cofee
<RunerBot> [Z80] ERROR \ Could not assemble: make me one cofee
<OmnomIRC> (O)<nikitouzz> ...bot not finished
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Sorunome> lol
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Sorunome> @google make me one coffee
<Sorunome> [google] Why does coffee make me poop? - One Medical Group - http://www.onemedical.com/blog/eat-well/why-coffee-makes-me-poop/
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Sorunome> O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eeems on July 20, 2013, 02:40:46 pm
It's still going :P
link (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Sat%20May%2018%202013#1368912781665)
It's always nice to see people using my services :)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on July 20, 2013, 04:22:21 pm
It's still going :P
link (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Sat%20May%2018%202013#1368912781665)
It's always nice to see people using my services :)
that one is actuallly added with a log link to omnomirc by now
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: annoyingcalc on July 25, 2013, 01:53:01 pm
Quote from: irc
annoyingcalc:   @google omnom IRC logs
Sorunome:   [google] OM NOM NOM NOM - Encyclopedia Dramatica - https://encyclopediadramatica.se/OM_NOM_NOM_NOM
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 25, 2013, 03:03:35 pm
What I hope is that Omni won't get linked again there O.O (remember the nDoom incident?)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on July 25, 2013, 04:03:33 pm
lol?

also, there is a log link in the omnomirc client that is working (by now)
Title: Re: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 25, 2013, 05:44:02 pm
Oh I meant the troll invasion that occured shortly after nDoom made Slashdot/Reddit front page. It eventually landed on EncyclopediaDramatica forums then things went quite ugly here (although it was only really bad because of a few Cemetech members who kept whining in the heat of the moment about every moderator action that were taken against the troublemakers and tried to decide how Omni should be ran. That just would never allow tension to drop x.x)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on July 29, 2013, 04:24:04 pm
Quote from: OmnomIRC
[4:16:55 PM]   nikitouzz   woot poops out 
[4:17:00 PM]   nikitouzz   -s
[4:17:02 PM]   Hayleia   O.o
[4:17:03 PM]   nikitouzz   in one link
[4:17:03 PM]   Eiyeron   smacking OmnomIRC! poor Omnu
[4:17:07 PM]   Eiyeron   omny*
[4:17:17 PM]   Art_of_camelot   I'm working on collecting more calcs again. Cheesy
[4:17:18 PM]   Sorunome   why is every convo about poop these days? XD
[4:17:20 PM]   nikitouzz   14 poop out*
[4:17:21 PM]   Sorunome   lol Eiyeron
[4:17:38 PM]   harold   why is poop suddenly involved?
[4:17:46 PM]   Eiyeron   O.o" Poop talk?
[4:17:47 PM]   Sorunome   because nikitouzz
[4:17:48 PM]   Hayleia   erm, nikitouzz, seems like you are confusing a word with another
[4:17:49 PM]   Art_of_camelot   harold: No idea
[4:18:01 PM]   nikitouzz   wait
[4:18:03 PM]   Art_of_camelot   It's niki's fault
[4:18:03 PM]   Hayleia   try using Google translate to check what "poop" means
[4:18:11 PM]   Sorunome   i was lolling so hard right now
[4:18:11 PM]   Art_of_camelot   lol
[4:18:11 PM]   nikitouzz   O_O olalalalala
[4:18:15 PM]   nikitouzz   sorry sorry
[4:18:17 PM]   Hayleia   well, he doesn't speak English very well
[4:18:18 PM]   Art_of_camelot   lmao
[4:18:20 PM]   Sorunome   what does it mean? ^^
[4:18:21 PM]   Eiyeron   X) ROFL
[4:18:30 PM]   *   Art_of_camelot is ROFLing
[4:18:58 PM]   Sorunome   WHAT DOES POOP MEAN
[4:18:59 PM]   nikitouzz   hayleia comment tu nomme des fenetre qui s'ouvre sur internet des poop up non ?
[4:19:01 PM]   Sorunome   *explodes*
[4:19:11 PM]   Hayleia   non, des popup
[4:19:17 PM]   Art_of_camelot   lol
[4:19:28 PM]   Hayleia   comme dans le "popup out" sur TI Planet pour ouvrir le chat dans une fenêtre externe
[4:19:30 PM]   nikitouzz   O.O.O
[4:19:33 PM]   Eiyeron   pop up!
[4:19:40 PM]   nikitouzz   ah yes
[4:19:41 PM]   Eiyeron   a pop-up
[4:19:44 PM]   Art_of_camelot   Oh wow, that was a great laugh
[4:19:44 PM]   Sorunome   i just read poop up
[4:19:47 PM]   Sorunome   and i was like wtf
[4:19:51 PM]   Hayleia   (ouais, en un mot ou en deux, mais pas avec deux "o" en tout cas)
[4:19:58 PM]   Eiyeron   Nikitouzz made my day!
[4:19:58 PM]   Hayleia   lol AoC
[4:20:23 PM]   Sorunome   ok, so, what the heck is going on?
[4:20:23 PM]   Hayleia   yeah lol, today is a very good day
[4:20:49 PM]   Hayleia   Sorunome, nikitouzz confused a word with another, he is not a native English speaker
[4:21:04 PM]   Hayleia   he said "poop" instead of "pop"

OMG, I was laughing so hard. XD

Nikitouzz, you are awesome. ;D Love ya! ;)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 29, 2013, 08:38:47 pm
I'M glad that poop ups don't exist >.< (imagine browsing websites and suddenly toilet paper pop up ads showing poop appeared)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on July 29, 2013, 11:25:01 pm
Lmao, that would be very odd indeed. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on July 30, 2013, 05:04:24 am
what if computer smell actually existed x.x/me suddenly imagines hacky websites which make your pc smell like poop
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on July 30, 2013, 05:52:53 am
I'm rofling right now. Using words you don't know what they mean FTW. :P (already happened to me <_<)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eiyeron on July 30, 2013, 07:44:24 pm
Quote from: Sorunome
[01:37:09]   Sorunome   google images -> sorunome -> WTF IS THAT FISH DOING THERE

EDIT : THAT FISH:
(http://www.techfresh.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/fishbot.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 31, 2013, 12:20:13 am
what if computer smell actually existed x.x/me suddenly imagines hacky websites which make your pc smell like poop
I would never visit Youtube again.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on August 02, 2013, 05:48:13 pm
Quote from: OmnomIRC
[5:42:57 PM]   DJ Omnimaga   geekboy just keep in mind you might have to send prizes to different person that will deliver them to the winner or that crap, because that happened to Builderboy once x.x
[5:43:13 PM]   Eeems   I remember that
[5:43:14 PM]   aeTIos   eeems oic Big Frown
[5:43:19 PM]   geekboy   I'll handle that dj Tongue
[5:43:26 PM]   geekboy   Not to worries
[5:43:29 PM]   geekboy   *worried
[5:43:29 PM]   Eeems   aeTIos: most of our userbase is staff atm Tongue
[5:43:30 PM]   DJ Omnimaga   Apparently his parents would have freaked out if they saw a package from the "extremely dangerous" Internets
[5:43:44 PM]   Art_of_camelot   lol
[5:43:48 PM]   geekboy   Lol
[5:43:49 PM]   Eeems   heh
[5:43:51 PM]   DJ Omnimaga   99% of contest winners die from Internets
[5:43:54 PM]   aeTIos   lol
[5:43:57 PM]   DJ Omnimaga   according to parents
[5:43:58 PM]   Art_of_camelot   lmao
[5:43:58 PM]   Art_of_camelot   lmao
[5:44:03 PM]   Eeems   I died from internets once
[5:44:10 PM]   Art_of_camelot   me too! O:
[5:44:12 PM]   Eeems   Never again
[5:44:14 PM]   Eeems   lol
[5:44:18 PM]   turiqwalrus   Internets *are* a dangerous disease, after all :I
[5:44:24 PM]   geekboy   I over dosed on internets
[5:44:30 PM]   *   Omnom post by Sorunome in [C] Where's Derpy (Port for... http://ourl.ca/16722/302482
[5:44:34 PM]   Art_of_camelot   lmao
[5:44:37 PM]   DJ Omnimaga   internets can cause lots of symptoms
[5:44:38 PM]   turiqwalrus   I had to have my brain amputated a couple years back :I
[5:44:43 PM]   Sorunome   15 posts to go.....
[5:44:46 PM]   Art_of_camelot   :w00t:
[5:44:47 PM]   geekboy   Then I proceeded to stab anything flying and resembling a horse that i saw after and now I'm fine
[5:44:50 PM]   DJ Omnimaga   including but not limited to thegamitis
[5:45:01 PM]   DJ Omnimaga   lobsteritis is more rare now tho
[5:45:01 PM]   *   Art_of_camelot puts all of sorunome's posts in spam. Tongue
[5:45:16 PM]   *   Omnom post by Sorunome in Features Wishlist http://ourl.ca/1460/302483
[5:45:18 PM]   *   Eeems puts all of AoC's posts in news
[5:45:23 PM]   *   DJ Omnimaga also stabs juju
[5:45:29 PM]   DJ Omnimaga   or rather his bro
[5:45:31 PM]   Art_of_camelot   O_o
[5:45:33 PM]   *   Sorunome puts all posts in spam
[5:45:35 PM]   geekboy   Lol
[5:45:36 PM]   Juju   lol
[5:45:38 PM]   Sorunome   lol
Some Random nuttiness in IRC
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on August 02, 2013, 05:58:17 pm
hey, you should get used to randomness/wirdness :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on August 02, 2013, 05:58:47 pm
Ofc, but I like to share it with others that weren't there. :D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: turiqwalrus on August 02, 2013, 09:25:59 pm
hey, you should get used to randomness/wirdness :P
Hey, this was a serious topic. The internets are all eeeeeeevul.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 03, 2013, 01:53:59 am
But it's the truth Art of camelot :trollface:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: annoyingcalc on August 03, 2013, 12:27:19 pm
Quote from: @google the game
annoyingcalc   @google the game
Sorunome   [google] The Game: Home - http://www.comptongame.com/
Go to http://www.comptongame.com/
it is some sort of religious website?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Deep Toaster on August 05, 2013, 02:28:06 pm
I love this channel.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on August 05, 2013, 02:50:39 pm
I love this channel.
who doesn't :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on August 05, 2013, 03:01:44 pm
Quote from: @google the game
annoyingcalc   @google the game
Sorunome   [google] The Game: Home - http://www.comptongame.com/
Go to http://www.comptongame.com/
it is some sort of religious website?

LMAO, no. That is the website of the rapper "The Game".
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on August 05, 2013, 03:05:25 pm
Quote from: @google the game
annoyingcalc   @google the game
Sorunome   [google] The Game: Home - http://www.comptongame.com/
Go to http://www.comptongame.com/
it is some sort of religious website?

LMAO, no. That is the website of the rapper "The Game".
his fans must loose a lot x.x
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eiyeron on August 05, 2013, 04:50:17 pm
He's quite better than you to make us lose the game ;)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ruler501 on August 05, 2013, 06:07:16 pm
He's quite better than you to make us lose the game ;)
yeah sorunome got to step up your game, which I lost.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 05, 2013, 11:32:20 pm
Quote
[23:06:23]   DJ Omnimaga   it finally happened!  http://www.ticalc.org/archives/files/fileinfo/455/45554.html
[23:06:33]   DJ Omnimaga   a quadratic solver program for the 84+CSE
[23:06:45]   DJ Omnimaga   the first of hundreds to come
[23:14:00]   *   Omnom post by meishe91 in Pokemon Purple http://ourl.ca/15739/305908
[23:15:33]   fortytwo   oh god
[23:15:42]   fortytwo   they're coming
[23:15:55]   *   fortytwo cues dramatic music
[23:19:49]   Juju   oh god
[23:19:59]   tr1p1ea   DJ Omnimaga: LOL
[23:20:06]   tr1p1ea   Code red!!!!
[23:20:22]   tr1p1ea   one has made it through our defenses!!
[23:27:08]   DJ Omnimaga   lol
[23:29:29]   tr1p1ea   good idea for a shootemup
[23:29:33]   Juju   lol
[23:29:55]   tr1p1ea   "Save planet Earth from the Quadratic Solver invasion!"
[23:30:13]   DJ Omnimaga   lol
[23:30:30]   DJ Omnimaga   Quadratic Invaders
[23:30:37]   tr1p1ea   "10 minutes until destruction of the Earth."
[23:30:50]   DJ Omnimaga   an ASCII shoot-em-up where ship sprites are made of text from a quadratic solver
[23:30:53]   tr1p1ea   "Please enter the Random Numbar to deactivate"
[23:31:22]   tr1p1ea   "Self destruction sequence complete, thankyou for playing ..."
[23:31:26]   tr1p1ea   "The Game"
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on September 06, 2013, 08:20:10 am
;D Nice guys!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on September 06, 2013, 09:45:25 am
Quote
[09:42:51]   Sorunome   *New upload to OmnimagaTV TI calculator demos and animations from Omnimaga http://youtu.be/vapwcynbgvs
[09:42:58]   Sorunome   ^ignore
[09:43:11]   harold   ^ignore
[09:43:32]   calc84   ^ignore
[09:43:39]   Juju   ^ignore
[09:44:04]   calc84   DON'T IGNORE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[09:44:05]   nikitouzz   ^ignore
^ignore
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on September 07, 2013, 06:39:27 am
Lol so hard at the quad solver one. :P
Also the "^ignore" thing is pretty funny. :D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on September 07, 2013, 07:39:44 am
that quad solver O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Runer112 on September 12, 2013, 12:30:39 am
Quote
<tr1p1ea> hhmm.. my D is sticky
<Runer112> wut
<tr1p1ea> or rather, non responsive

Sorry, my 12-year-old sense of humor convinced me that this must be recorded.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eiyeron on September 12, 2013, 02:24:12 am
Spoiler For NSFW but explosm:
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/awwwwwshitniggayoureallyslippeduponthatonethatdadjustcamedownonyoulikeabukkakeofpain.png)
Title: Re: Re: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 13, 2013, 12:20:08 pm
Quote
<tr1p1ea> hhmm.. my D is sticky
<Runer112> wut
<tr1p1ea> or rather, non responsive

Sorry, my 12-year-old sense of humor convinced me that this must be recorded.
lol that sounds kinda wrong when out of context.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on September 16, 2013, 07:09:19 am
:O

Wow, lmao!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on September 16, 2013, 09:04:53 am
um....wtf
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on September 16, 2013, 01:56:56 pm
Are you 12 Runer ? O.O/me runs
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eiyeron on September 16, 2013, 02:55:02 pm
HEy, at the IUT, bad puns like this are very frequent (we're betwen 17 and 22 here, and I'm not counting the teachers. Btween 25 and 60, but the same)...
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on September 17, 2013, 12:00:07 pm
Quote
[11:37:00]   *   DJ Omnimaga  sorunomes eeems
[11:37:17]   *   Juju has quit IRC (Read error: Operation timed out)
[11:37:20]   DJ Omnimaga   er
[11:37:27]   DJ Omnimaga   that didn't go right.
The side effects of sorunoming eeemses can de dangerous sometimes.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on September 17, 2013, 12:31:00 pm
well, i'm unpredictable >:D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Hayleia on September 17, 2013, 12:51:25 pm
Nope. You're random. Not quite the same thing.
/me runs
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on September 17, 2013, 04:20:02 pm
Yeah I lol'd so hard when DJ said this. :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: AngelFish on September 23, 2013, 06:08:44 pm
Quote
<Eeems>   I really don't want to be inside Richard Stallman
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eeems on September 24, 2013, 12:35:00 pm
http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Sep%2023%202013#1379987450150
For some background on that quote :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on September 24, 2013, 01:13:21 pm
Haha DJ's response about the Justin Bieber room made me laugh so hard. XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on November 11, 2013, 12:12:22 pm
Quote
[11:44:38] <Fluttrshy> hi guys. happy rememberance day!
[11:44:56] <Fluttrshy> also bob scare at my bro's school lol.
[11:46:51] <Fluttrshy> bomb*
[11:47:17] <TheMachine02>  O_o
[11:47:55] * Frostion ([email protected]) has joined #omnimaga
[11:48:27] <Frostion> well there was a bomb threat at my school
[11:48:42] <Fluttrshy> you too?
[11:49:01] <Frostion> there was one at yours too?
[11:49:24] <Fluttrshy> well at my bro's

Be scary of bomb threats, they're everywhere. That timing though, it's unreal.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on November 11, 2013, 12:13:12 pm
That was like the most epic timing ever.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on November 11, 2013, 12:36:23 pm
Just... O.O
Title: Re: Re: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 11, 2013, 01:37:28 pm
Quote
[11:44:38] <Fluttrshy> hi guys. happy rememberance day!
[11:44:56] <Fluttrshy> also bob scare at my bro's school lol.
[11:46:51] <Fluttrshy> bomb*
[11:47:17] <TheMachine02>  O_o
[11:47:55] * Frostion ([email protected]) has joined #omnimaga
[11:48:27] <Frostion> well there was a bomb threat at my school
[11:48:42] <Fluttrshy> you too?
[11:49:01] <Frostion> there was one at yours too?
[11:49:24] <Fluttrshy> well at my bro's

Be scary of bomb threats, they're everywhere. That timing though, it's unreal.
at which school does your bro go? Because last week there was one at Guillaume-Couture, Champagnat and two at Pte-Levis.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on November 11, 2013, 02:57:57 pm
Quote
[11:44:38] <Fluttrshy> hi guys. happy rememberance day!
[11:44:56] <Fluttrshy> also bob scare at my bro's school lol.
[11:46:51] <Fluttrshy> bomb*
[11:47:17] <TheMachine02>  O_o
[11:47:55] * Frostion ([email protected]) has joined #omnimaga
[11:48:27] <Frostion> well there was a bomb threat at my school
[11:48:42] <Fluttrshy> you too?
[11:49:01] <Frostion> there was one at yours too?
[11:49:24] <Fluttrshy> well at my bro's

Be scary of bomb threats, they're everywhere. That timing though, it's unreal.
at which school does your bro go? Because last week there was one at Guillaume-Couture, Champagnat and two at Pte-Levis.
There was one in 7 different buildings in Lévis today, including my bro's.

http://www.radio-canada.ca/regions/quebec/2013/11/11/004-nouvelles-alertes-bombe-levis-etablissement-lundi.shtml
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on November 11, 2013, 03:13:13 pm
Quote
[11:44:38] <Fluttrshy> hi guys. happy rememberance day!
[11:44:56] <Fluttrshy> also bob scare at my bro's school lol.
[11:46:51] <Fluttrshy> bomb*
[11:47:17] <TheMachine02>  O_o
[11:47:55] * Frostion ([email protected]) has joined #omnimaga
[11:48:27] <Frostion> well there was a bomb threat at my school
[11:48:42] <Fluttrshy> you too?
[11:49:01] <Frostion> there was one at yours too?
[11:49:24] <Fluttrshy> well at my bro's

Be scary of bomb threats, they're everywhere. That timing though, it's unreal.
at which school does your bro go? Because last week there was one at Guillaume-Couture, Champagnat and two at Pte-Levis.
There was one in 7 different buildings in Lévis today, including my bro's.

http://www.radio-canada.ca/regions/quebec/2013/11/11/004-nouvelles-alertes-bombe-levis-etablissement-lundi.shtml
Holy cow, why would they do that ? O.O It's about as bad as the Toulouse incident over here several months ago. The guy was an islam fanatic (no surprise he attacked a Jew school).
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Freyaday on November 21, 2013, 12:00:44 am
I once was playing video gaems and missed the bus by several hours. When I got to school, they locked the doors behind me and my mom: the school was on lockdown.
Apparently, a kid had threatened to bring a gun to school and they were searching all the lockers.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Darl181 on November 21, 2013, 12:19:05 am
Thought this was pretty cool yesterday :P

Quote from: http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Tue%20Nov%2019%202013#1384924800343
[05:20:00]< Darl181   > http://i.imgur.com/bKx4uey.png
[05:20:45]< OmnomIRC   > (#)* ffisch has quit #omnimaga (Read error: Operation timed out)
[05:30:30]< OmnomIRC   > (#)* Omnom post by XiiR3CR34T10N in Birthday Posts http://ourl.ca/1182/313798
[05:31:18]< Darl181   > holy snap
[05:31:23]< Darl181   > [04:20:00 PM]
[05:31:34]< Darl181   > ..that was not intended 0_o
[05:31:58]< Frostion   > is the sun down? :P
[05:32:02]< aeTIos   > lol
[05:32:12]< Darl181   > it's all cloudy so idk
[05:32:21]< Darl181   > raining for the first time in months
[05:32:23]< Darl181   > lol
[05:32:58]< OmnomIRC   > (#)* Omnom post by XiiR3CR34T10N in Awesome pictures thread http://ourl.ca/12745/313799
[05:33:35]< Darl181   > aww the logs are one hour off


E: I don't recall there being any sort of bomb threat since 2008 or so out here. Clearly this area needs to step it up./me hides
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: turiqwalrus on November 23, 2013, 09:33:21 am
Quote
[3:15:00 PM]   Streetwalker   maybe enough lubing actually but too tight

Err, context is key >:D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on November 23, 2013, 10:05:41 am
You goshdamn 12 yo humorist. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on November 24, 2013, 11:50:57 am
This was in -spam
Quote
* fischbot ([email protected]) hat #omnimaga-spam betreten
<fischbot> I'm popular :blush:
<Sorunome> fischbot: you suck
<fischbot> of course.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on November 24, 2013, 01:33:02 pm
Lol pretty funny. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Scipi on December 01, 2013, 09:06:23 pm
This is what happens when you aren't careful on Skype <.<

Quote
[7:54:47 PM] BLUE: Is this the real life
[8:15:05 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Is it just fantasy?
[8:15:32 PM | Edited 8:15:51 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): .
[8:16:15 PM] Thomas Stone: Caught in a landslide
[8:26:20 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): No escape from reality!
[8:27:08 PM] Thomas Stone: Open your eyes, look up to the sky and seeeeeee
[8:27:35 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
[8:28:01 PM] Thomas Stone: Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low
[8:28:25 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, TO MEEEEEEEEE
[8:28:52 PM] Thomas Stone: To me....
Mamaaa, just killed a man
[8:29:30 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger now he's dead
[8:30:05 PM] Thomas Stone: Mama, life had just beguuun. But now I've gone and thrown it all awaaay
[8:30:46 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Mama, ooooooooo
[8:31:24 PM] Thomas Stone: Didn't mean to make you cry
[8:31:46 PM | Edited 8:31:50 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
[8:32:15 PM] Thomas Stone: Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
[8:32:41 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Too late, my time has come
[8:33:09 PM] Thomas Stone: Send's shivers down my spine
[8:33:42 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Body's aching all the time
[8:34:11 PM] Thomas Stone: Goodbye everybody, i've got to gooo
[8:34:42 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
[8:35:33 PM] Thomas Stone: Mama, oooooo (Anyway the wind blows)
[8:36:20 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): I don't want to die, I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
[8:38:11 PM] Thomas Stone: I see a little silhouetto of a man
[8:38:39 PM | Edited 8:38:42 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will you do the fandango?
[8:39:25 PM] Thomas Stone: Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
[8:40:00 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Gallileo
[8:40:04 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Gallileo
[8:40:11 PM] Thomas Stone: Gallileo
[8:40:18 PM] Thomas Stone: Gallileo
[8:40:27 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Gallileo Figaro
[8:40:30 PM | Edited 8:40:46 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Magnificooooooooo
[8:43:18 PM] Thomas Stone: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
[8:44:04 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): He's just a poor boy from a poor family
[8:44:35 PM] Thomas Stone: Spare him his life from this monstrosity
[8:45:31 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Easy come easy go
[8:46:11 PM] Thomas Stone: Will you let me go?
[8:46:30 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Bismillah! No! We will not let you go!
[8:48:14 PM] Thomas Stone: Let him go
[8:48:53 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Bismillah! We will not let you go!
[8:49:00 PM] Thomas Stone: Let him go
[8:49:08 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Bismillah! We will not let you go!
[8:49:12 PM] Thomas Stone: Let me go
[8:49:21 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Will not let you go
[8:49:28 PM] Thomas Stone: Let me go
[8:49:59 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Never let you go
[8:51:44 PM] Thomas Stone: Let me go
[8:52:04 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Never let me go
[8:52:32 PM] Thomas Stone: ooo No, no, no, no, no, no, no
[8:53:00 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Oh mama mia mama mia mama mia let me go
[8:54:26 PM] Thomas Stone: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
[8:54:31 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): For me
[8:54:41 PM] Thomas Stone: For meEEEEEEE
[8:55:04 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): So you can think you can stone me and spit in my eye
[8:55:24 PM] Thomas Stone: So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
[8:55:41 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Oh baby, can't do this to me baby
[8:56:08 PM] Thomas Stone: Just gotta get out. Just gotta get right outta here.
[8:57:15 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Oooh yeah oooh yeah nothing really matters
[8:58:03 PM] Thomas Stone: Anyone can see
[8:58:11 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Nothing really matters
[8:58:28 PM] Thomas Stone: Nothing really matters to meeeeee
[8:58:41 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Anyway the wind blows...
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on December 01, 2013, 09:08:01 pm
edit: ninja'd

Gaah Yeong what did you started on Skype o.o
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Yeong on December 01, 2013, 09:08:35 pm
Speaking of which...

Is this the real life
/me runs
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on December 02, 2013, 08:00:23 am
hehe, this isn't real life, is it? :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on December 02, 2013, 12:34:19 pm
TL;DR but overall it sounds pretty philosophic. XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: XiiDraco on December 02, 2013, 12:45:47 pm
This is what happens when you aren't careful on Skype <.<

Quote
[7:54:47 PM] BLUE: Is this the real life
[8:15:05 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Is it just fantasy?
[8:15:32 PM | Edited 8:15:51 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): .
[8:16:15 PM] Thomas Stone: Caught in a landslide
[8:26:20 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): No escape from reality!
[8:27:08 PM] Thomas Stone: Open your eyes, look up to the sky and seeeeeee
[8:27:35 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
[8:28:01 PM] Thomas Stone: Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low
[8:28:25 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, TO MEEEEEEEEE
[8:28:52 PM] Thomas Stone: To me....
Mamaaa, just killed a man
[8:29:30 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger now he's dead
[8:30:05 PM] Thomas Stone: Mama, life had just beguuun. But now I've gone and thrown it all awaaay
[8:30:46 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Mama, ooooooooo
[8:31:24 PM] Thomas Stone: Didn't mean to make you cry
[8:31:46 PM | Edited 8:31:50 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
[8:32:15 PM] Thomas Stone: Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
[8:32:41 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Too late, my time has come
[8:33:09 PM] Thomas Stone: Send's shivers down my spine
[8:33:42 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Body's aching all the time
[8:34:11 PM] Thomas Stone: Goodbye everybody, i've got to gooo
[8:34:42 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
[8:35:33 PM] Thomas Stone: Mama, oooooo (Anyway the wind blows)
[8:36:20 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): I don't want to die, I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
[8:38:11 PM] Thomas Stone: I see a little silhouetto of a man
[8:38:39 PM | Edited 8:38:42 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will you do the fandango?
[8:39:25 PM] Thomas Stone: Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
[8:40:00 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Gallileo
[8:40:04 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Gallileo
[8:40:11 PM] Thomas Stone: Gallileo
[8:40:18 PM] Thomas Stone: Gallileo
[8:40:27 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Gallileo Figaro
[8:40:30 PM | Edited 8:40:46 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Magnificooooooooo
[8:43:18 PM] Thomas Stone: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
[8:44:04 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): He's just a poor boy from a poor family
[8:44:35 PM] Thomas Stone: Spare him his life from this monstrosity
[8:45:31 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Easy come easy go
[8:46:11 PM] Thomas Stone: Will you let me go?
[8:46:30 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Bismillah! No! We will not let you go!
[8:48:14 PM] Thomas Stone: Let him go
[8:48:53 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Bismillah! We will not let you go!
[8:49:00 PM] Thomas Stone: Let him go
[8:49:08 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Bismillah! We will not let you go!
[8:49:12 PM] Thomas Stone: Let me go
[8:49:21 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Will not let you go
[8:49:28 PM] Thomas Stone: Let me go
[8:49:59 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Never let you go
[8:51:44 PM] Thomas Stone: Let me go
[8:52:04 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Never let me go
[8:52:32 PM] Thomas Stone: ooo No, no, no, no, no, no, no
[8:53:00 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Oh mama mia mama mia mama mia let me go
[8:54:26 PM] Thomas Stone: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
[8:54:31 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): For me
[8:54:41 PM] Thomas Stone: For meEEEEEEE
[8:55:04 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): So you can think you can stone me and spit in my eye
[8:55:24 PM] Thomas Stone: So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
[8:55:41 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Oh baby, can't do this to me baby
[8:56:08 PM] Thomas Stone: Just gotta get out. Just gotta get right outta here.
[8:57:15 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Oooh yeah oooh yeah nothing really matters
[8:58:03 PM] Thomas Stone: Anyone can see
[8:58:11 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Nothing really matters
[8:58:28 PM] Thomas Stone: Nothing really matters to meeeeee
[8:58:41 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Anyway the wind blows...


I don't  want to be a nazi or anything but the lyrcs go, "...pull MY trigger..." :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on December 02, 2013, 01:12:58 pm
TL;DR but overall it sounds pretty philosophic. XD
you don't know that song? O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on December 02, 2013, 01:14:31 pm
Nope I didn't. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on December 02, 2013, 01:15:52 pm
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on December 02, 2013, 01:17:34 pm
Ooooh. Now that I see the title I actually know it, just never payed attention to the lyrics. XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on December 02, 2013, 01:18:24 pm
yeah, the lyrics are kinda weird :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: XiiDraco on December 02, 2013, 07:16:03 pm
I like them. ;)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 14, 2013, 07:54:29 pm
O.O ?

Quote
[19:53:00]   matref   Cya all
[19:53:11]   matref   Don't be a salad
[19:53:13]   *   matref has quit IRC (Quit: Cya guys)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on December 14, 2013, 08:25:09 pm
I think he don't want us to be salads.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on December 15, 2013, 05:26:31 am
He is secretley plotting to eat us!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Hexatron on December 25, 2013, 08:51:16 pm
DJ Omnimaga   |bb010g: yeah, the issue is that soru much stuff goes on on the screen in the original that a 33 FPS screenshot takes 10 MB per second or something Dry
Sorunome   |soru much stuff? XD
DJ Omnimaga   |:P
*                   |Sorunome invades everything  >:D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on December 26, 2013, 05:57:22 am
lol, autocorrect?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on December 26, 2013, 06:47:11 am
eh, yeah, that was pretty funny :P

And what if i already invaded auto correct O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on December 27, 2013, 12:57:58 am
DJ don't usually autocorrect AFAIK. Must be a freudian slip.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 27, 2013, 01:53:53 pm
[13:49:47]   *   Omnom post by Eiyeron in TI-Concours 2014 http://ourl.ca/17790/317706
[13:49:47]   *   Omnom post by Eiyeron in TI-Concours 2014 http://ourl.ca/17790/317707
[13:50:01]   Ashbad   they definitely have a gypsy feel to them
[13:50:02]   Eiyeron   Yay, new modem

That new modem performance demonstrated while posting must be very encouraging, right, Eiyeron? :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 27, 2014, 11:28:36 pm
Ok, that small bit of IRC convo made me think of something else >.<

Quote
[23:26:06]   Eeems   We switched services to atheme
[23:26:06]   Flttrshy   no.
[23:26:24]   Eeems   and their conversion scripts did jack squat
[23:26:29]   Eeems   so we lost everything

Two letters are missing, but... yes, you know what I am talking about D:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on January 28, 2014, 12:44:35 am
one of those two letters is actually in front of the 'the' O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 28, 2014, 01:00:45 am
Oh right, that's true :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: JWinslow23 on January 28, 2014, 03:09:56 pm
Quote
[2:02:04 PM]   JWinslow23   @sprite [3C43ABC3C324427E]
[2:02:05 PM]   RunerBot_   [SPRITE] \ █▄▄▄▄▄▄▄
[2:02:06 PM]   RunerBot_   [SPRITE] \ █▄▄█▄███
[2:02:06 PM]   dreamdragon   oh!
[2:02:06 PM]   RunerBot_   [SPRITE] \ ▄▄▄██▄▄▄
[2:02:07 PM]   RunerBot_   [SPRITE] \ ██▄▄▄▄██
[2:02:14 PM]   dreamdragon   stupid dense me!
[2:02:19 PM]   JWinslow23   Dream?!?!?!? :mad:
[2:02:26 PM]   JWinslow23   You cut him in half!
[2:02:27 PM]   dreamdragon   ?????
[2:02:32 PM]   dreamdragon   lol
[2:02:36 PM]   CalebH   got in the middle of the sprite! D:
[2:02:37 PM]   dreamdragon   rofl!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: dreamdragon on January 28, 2014, 03:11:00 pm
Quote
[2:02:04 PM]   JWinslow23   @sprite [3C43ABC3C324427E]
[2:02:05 PM]   RunerBot_   [SPRITE] \ █▄▄▄▄▄▄▄
[2:02:06 PM]   RunerBot_   [SPRITE] \ █▄▄█▄███
[2:02:06 PM]   dreamdragon   oh!
[2:02:06 PM]   RunerBot_   [SPRITE] \ ▄▄▄██▄▄▄
[2:02:07 PM]   RunerBot_   [SPRITE] \ ██▄▄▄▄██
[2:02:14 PM]   dreamdragon   stupid dense me!
[2:02:19 PM]   JWinslow23   Dream?!?!?!? :mad:
[2:02:26 PM]   JWinslow23   You cut him in half!
[2:02:27 PM]   dreamdragon   ?????
[2:02:32 PM]   dreamdragon   lol
[2:02:36 PM]   CalebH   got in the middle of the sprite! D:
[2:02:37 PM]   dreamdragon   rofl!

oppies...lol my bad i killed snoopy! :P :D :3
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: JWinslow23 on January 28, 2014, 03:36:32 pm
Quote
JWinslow23   Top 10 Days of The Week:
JWinslow23   #10: Monday
JWinslow23   #9: Wednesday
JWinslow23   #8: Thursday
JWinslow23   #7: Tuesday
JWinslow23   #6: Sunday
JWinslow23   #5: Saturday
JWinslow23   #4: And Friday
JWinslow23   #3: ...What the heck? There are no more days.
JWinslow23   #3: No, that's it. No more.
JWinslow23   #3!!!!!!! : ...
*   ben_g  likes saturday more than friday
JWinslow23   What more do you want?
JWinslow23   I CRAVE DAYS
JWinslow23   Well, I'll go now.
JWinslow23   DON'T YOU ****ING MOVE
*   JWinslow23  gets gun pointed at him
JWinslow23   Whoa...OK.
JWinslow23   I HAVEN'T KILLED A MAN SINCE 1984
JWinslow23   OK, just relax...
JWinslow23   DON'T TELL ME TO RELAX
JWinslow23   #3:
JWinslow23   Uhhh...Schmoozday?
JWinslow23   AND "COCK" GOES THE GUN
JWinslow23   Umm...I dunno, yesterday?
JWinslow23   ACCEPTABLE. NUMBER 2:
JWinslow23   Really?
JWinslow23   Wow.
JWinslow23   Umm...Tomorrow?
JWinslow23   AND NUMBER 1:
JWinslow23   ...
JWinslow23   Greenday?
JWinslow23   CONGRATULATIONS
JWinslow23   YOUR PURPOSE HAS BEEN FULFILLED
JWinslow23   TIME TO DIE
JWinslow23   Wait, wha
JWinslow23   *BANG*
*   JWinslow23  gets shot
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 29, 2014, 12:20:11 am
That was totally not random .__.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: dreamdragon on January 30, 2014, 08:19:34 am
   ti 84 cse is sometimes glitchy....[even my phone is!  ._. :blah: ]

calc sometimes freezes  and i have to reset it  :mad: ....my phone glitches by making more app managers and app centers whenever i move my icons around....so annoying that they cant be deleted cas they are the same ones that come predownloaded w the pantech renue..... :banghead:

i mean i have 16 app managers and 6 app centers....
like wtf. O.O
even every single psp i owned glitched....it froze and made a electronic zap sound and then it crashed.... D:
i have the weirdest ability of getting glitchy electronics.... <_<
oh well its good to be liked by objects.... ._.
and it always seems to happen to me..... x.x

[perhaps its a practical joke the universe pinned on me?]



Quote
i was wondering if i could use the pxlon/off/change....  <_<
i would like to bet that that would work...... ;)
(lol redundancy that makes sense.... "bet that that...."  ;D )


Edit (Eeems): Merged double post.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Siapran on January 30, 2014, 03:38:23 pm
man I can't wait to have enough posts to get on this chat and shitpost everyone C:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Matrefeytontias on January 30, 2014, 03:39:31 pm
Erm, you should not get on the chat and do that actually.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Siapran on January 30, 2014, 03:53:49 pm
(http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120529035317/mlp/images/thumb/8/8b/No_Fun_Allowed.jpg/453px-No_Fun_Allowed.jpg)

sorry I'll stop that now
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: bb010g on January 31, 2014, 10:27:11 pm
Siapran: Use Mibbit/weechat/xchat/any IRC client and join irc.omnimaga.org. You don't need a post count to use them.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Siapran on February 11, 2014, 05:06:26 pm
Quote
* Eeems smacks AngelFish
<siapran> OI! stop the BDSM
<pimath> I'm out...
<Derpy> lol
<siapran> (or at least get me into it with you)
<pimath> lol
<siapran> (ooh yes, come inside me)
<siapran> (okay that was awkward)
* siapran flies away
<pimath> Nothing.
<Derpy> you have wings?
<pimath> Guess what's going on the quotes thread?
<pimath> Nothing.
<siapran> I have every extension you might ask for~
<Derpy> OMG YOU HAVE A 9001-times-chin O.O
<Derpy> seems like a double-chin wasn't enough for you :P
<siapran> please provide a full documentation of the said extension
<Derpy> lol
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: pimathbrainiac on February 11, 2014, 06:28:44 pm
I said nothing was going in the quotes thread :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Siapran on February 12, 2014, 02:08:04 am
you can't tell me what to do C:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on February 27, 2014, 06:34:15 pm
Quote
[12:30:52 AM]   Streetwalrus   half past midnight
[12:30:59 AM]   matref   ^
[12:31:00 AM]   Streetwalrus   I'm bired
[12:31:08 AM]   Streetwalrus   bored*
[12:31:08 AM]   matref   ^ >_>
[12:31:15 AM]   JWinslow23   lol, bired
[12:31:17 AM]   matref   I'd have said tired
[12:31:27 AM]   *   EeemsBot_ set #omnimaga mode +ov New2 New2
[12:31:28 AM]   JWinslow23   Bired = Bored + tired Tongue
[12:31:30 AM]   *   New2 set #omnimaga mode +v OmnomIRC
[12:31:31 AM]   Streetwalrus   LOL
[12:31:39 AM]   Streetwalrus   just noticed
[12:31:46 AM]   JWinslow23   That's gonna be a new word here!
[12:31:56 AM]   JWinslow23   I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo BIRED! Tongue
[12:32:35 AM]   Streetwalrus   my brain is dysfunctioning
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Hayleia on February 28, 2014, 12:52:39 am
That's because of all those Flappy Bireds, you're getting influenced :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on February 28, 2014, 04:42:40 am
LOL yeah. There are so many clones. x.x Good thing I felt lazy when I tried to hack one up. :P (this was before I came back)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Siapran on March 06, 2014, 10:06:42 am

Quote
<siapran> okay tmi
<matrefeytontias> -_-
<matrefeytontias> Why always
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> THe poor little matty
<siapran> my little matty~
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> TMI is magic?
* siapran high fives Eiyeron
<siapran> actually that would be TMIIM
<matrefeytontias> Too Many Idiots Inside Me ?
* matrefeytontias runs
* siapran lol'd
<matrefeytontias> Since siapran said it
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> ROFL
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> Too Many Inches Inside Me ?
<siapran> *slowclap*
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eiyeron on March 09, 2014, 10:06:31 am
That's because of all those Flappy Bireds, you're getting influenced :P

Bird influenza?

/me runs.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on March 12, 2014, 10:50:44 pm
Zero Wing-inspired poem? ???

[15:29:44]< JWinslow23 > Christopher kids the learned,  in framebuffer world far.  reception pointed keynote yearned,  session graphing or var.
[15:30:03]< JWinslow23 > Copyright work of by,  including future writers present!  the of t die,  sideways my march pleasant.
[15:30:18]< JWinslow23 > Showed general useful find,  bugs about time welcome?  attendees science a signed,  talk mujica more unwelcome.
[15:30:29]< JWinslow23 > Cemetech...oy vey... O.O

Or maybe inspired from http://www.ticalc.org/archives/files/fileinfo/453/45375.html
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: JWinslow23 on March 15, 2014, 04:57:55 pm
bb010g   Is anyone doing Maverick Bird?
matrefeytontias   Nope
JWinslow23   No, but maybe someone can start.
matrefeytontias   JWin I can add parallax in <200 bytes I think
JWinslow23   *cough* Runer *cough*
Runer112   hello
matrefeytontias   XD
JWinslow23   As if on cue. Roll Eyes
matrefeytontias   JWin summoned the Runer
Runer112   pretty sure it was on cue

matrefeytontias   Mever
matrefeytontias   *never
JWinslow23   * never
JWinslow23   Ninja'd, goldarn it! Mad
matrefeytontias   Ninja
matrefeytontias   Ninja
JWinslow23   I Ninja you!
JWinslow23   Grin
matrefeytontias    o/
bb010g   ExtendeD: Is it safe enough to upgrade and keep, or is there a chance of breakage?
Eeems   bb010g: http://omnimaga.org/files/
matrefeytontias   One does not simply Ninja matrefeytontias
JWinslow23   Yes...one GETS Ninja'd and then FIGHTS BACK!
JWinslow23   Evil Laugh
matrefeytontias   x)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on March 17, 2014, 03:26:53 pm
I guess context matters
Quote
<Derpy> i'm back
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> Really?
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> :\
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: JWinslow23 on March 22, 2014, 08:41:39 pm
I guess context matters
Quote
<Derpy> i'm back
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> Really?
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> :\
:P

Anyways:

(http://img.ourl.ca/OmnomIRCGlitch.png)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on March 22, 2014, 08:56:14 pm
Yeah the glitch characters are funny once but not more.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on March 24, 2014, 12:26:00 am
O.O

[04:10:57]< Fluttershy > how do you turn a DJ on

That was yesterday. Out of context I know, but that sounded a bit scary if misinterpreted :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on March 24, 2014, 01:58:47 am
Yeah XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on March 24, 2014, 03:46:40 pm
I agree xD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on March 24, 2014, 04:25:51 pm
I don't even want to know....
/me runs
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on April 05, 2014, 09:00:09 am
geekboy   Oh its fine they just check/are anal
Keoni29   k
aeTIos   uh wat
geekboy   And even in a device I have to claim it
Keoni29   Yeah I know
geekboy   Keoni it should be fine just give it a day or 2
Keoni29   Thanks for clarifying
geekboy    ^^
geekboy   Aetios?
aeTIos   are anal? wtf

geekboy   Np I got your Pm and Google immediately lol
geekboy   It's an American term for something
Keoni29   To be anal sounds weird
geekboy   Pretty much says they are overkill on how they want something
Keoni29   They stick their fingers up the package
geekboy   Again 'murica
geekboy   Lol
aeTIos   ohI see
geekboy   I was about to use the ud bot.... Then I remembered lol
Art_of_camelot   geekboyOh its fine they just check/are anal Keoni29k aeTIosuh wat
Art_of_camelot   It's nothing, Geekboy just said they do anal cavity checks. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 05, 2014, 12:04:03 pm
This reminds me when that French member introduced himself and said to check his avatar, which had his cock in it. He was talking about the animal of course, not the body part, but the day his avatar stops working... O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on April 05, 2014, 08:23:38 pm
loooool XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on April 06, 2014, 02:22:32 pm
You guys killed me. XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TheCoder1998 on April 06, 2014, 02:24:54 pm
hahahaha XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 06, 2014, 11:26:04 pm
(http://img.ourl.ca/context.png)

no offense to the user intended, of course. English slang is just weird enough to have chosen THAT word for something different :blah:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on April 07, 2014, 04:06:02 am
it is a meme now O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on April 07, 2014, 12:22:34 pm
DJ this emoticon again nuuuuuu !! D:
/me runs
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: willrandship on April 17, 2014, 11:57:03 pm
willrandship>   how do you pull that? (I know magic)
willrandship>   oh man that needs to be quoted out of context

Is it impolite to post my own?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on April 18, 2014, 07:45:42 am
I don't think it is impolite. :P I didn't get it though.

no offense to the user intended, of course. English slang is just weird enough to have chosen THAT word for something different :blah:
Actually with a fair bit of imagination you can see that it ressembles the animal.
/me runs
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on April 18, 2014, 10:25:19 am
Sorry for the double post but this came up :
Quote
16:16 <+Streetwalrus> ah here's a feature I didn't know how to use
16:16 <+Streetwalrus> lambdas
16:16 <+OmnomIRC> (O)* ElementCoder yays for Python
16:17  * New post by Eiyeron in NES graphics without... http://ourl.ca/21024/381516 (http://ourl.ca/21024/381516)
16:17 <+OmnomIRC> (#)<Eiyeron> Or Java
16:17 <+OmnomIRC> (#)<Eiyeron> ( 8) 
16:17 <+Streetwalrus> lol
16:18 <+Streetwalrus> not that useful to put it without any real world example
16:18 <+Streetwalrus> also
16:18 <+Streetwalrus> java = drugs
16:18  * Streetwalrus runs
16:20 <+OmnomIRC> (#)<Eiyeron> So I'm a junkie
16:20 <+Streetwalrus> :P
16:20 <+Streetwalrus> caffeine is an actual drug
16:22 <+OmnomIRC> (#)<geekboy> Caffeine is wonderful
16:22 <+OmnomIRC> (#)<geekboy> To a point
16:22 <+Streetwalrus> lsd ftw
16:22  * Streetwalrus runs
16:22 <+OmnomIRC> (#)<geekboy> . /headdesk
16:22 <+Streetwalrus> it's one of the least dangerous and addictive drugs though
16:22 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ben_g> I've already tried a lot of things and and I still can't get ubuntu to start in GUI mode


If you remove the last few words it gives a funny result. :P

Quote
16:16 <+Streetwalrus> ah here's a feature I didn't know how to use
16:16 <+Streetwalrus> lambdas
16:16 <+OmnomIRC> (O)* ElementCoder yays for Python
16:17 <+OmnomIRC> (#)<Eiyeron> Or Java
16:17 <+OmnomIRC> (#)<Eiyeron> ( 8)
16:17 <+Streetwalrus> lol
16:18 <+Streetwalrus> not that useful to put it without any real world example
16:18 <+Streetwalrus> also
16:18 <+Streetwalrus> java = drugs
16:18  * Streetwalrus runs
16:20 <+OmnomIRC> (#)<Eiyeron> So I'm a junkie
16:20 <+Streetwalrus> :P
16:20 <+Streetwalrus> caffeine is an actual drug
16:22 <+OmnomIRC> (#)<geekboy> Caffeine is wonderful
16:22 <+OmnomIRC> (#)<geekboy> To a point
16:22 <+Streetwalrus> lsd ftw
16:22  * Streetwalrus runs
16:22 <+OmnomIRC> (#)<geekboy> . /headdesk
16:22 <+Streetwalrus> it's one of the least dangerous and addictive drugs though
16:22 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ben_g> I've already tried a lot of things
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: bb010g on April 27, 2014, 03:44:18 pm
If you remove the last few words it gives a funny result. :P
I don't think you need to remove any words...
Ubuntu: Always take drugs before debugging
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on April 29, 2014, 01:34:53 pm
Hehe right, Ubuntu is a huge pile of junk. :P That's why I stopped using it.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Hayleia on April 29, 2014, 01:41:45 pm
"Classic" Ubuntu is indeed awful, but I have Lubuntu on my netbook and am pretty happy with it (I could just make a few changes to have lxde on my other laptop but I am too lazy for that). What's wrong with it ?

edit
Quote
TheCoder1998   hi guys
Hayleia            no
Hayleia            sorry, I always wanted to say "no" to someone saying "hi" :P
Hayleia            hi :P
Fluttershy         no
Hayleia            :P
Fluttershy         sorry, I always wanted to say "no" to someone saying "no" to someone saying "hi"
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on April 29, 2014, 02:45:20 pm
LOL. XD
Also about the Ubuntu thing. The problem is that it's becoming the MacOSX of Linux. It's too user friendly, defeating the purpose of using Linux (to have more control over your computer even though both still have root access). Also I heard that Canonical is favoring their own software over the long existing and community preferred stuff. It's becoming somewhat commercial too (apparently there are ads in it).
Regarding desktops, it doesn't change the whole distro. I personally prefer using MATE and swapping the default window manager for Awesome. And I don't use much of the MATE software actually since I do so much stuff in the terminal. :P Even my terminal emu is Konsole (the one from KDE) as I prefer it even though it takes a bit of time on first start.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on April 29, 2014, 02:50:33 pm
Good one Juju
/me runs
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Hayleia on April 29, 2014, 02:52:17 pm
Also about the Ubuntu thing. The problem is that it's becoming the MacOSX of Linux. It's too user friendly, defeating the purpose of using Linux (to have more control over your computer even though both still have root access).
I can't say the contrary, but it's still very customizable (you can easily kill the user friendly part :P ) and it is also quite convenient to install (except when your mouse is half recognized :P) when you don't have time to setup a whole Linux distro by hand (and nothing prevents you from changing everything afterwards).

Also I heard that Canonical is favoring their own software over the long existing and community preferred stuff. It's becoming somewhat commercial too (apparently there are ads in it).
I've never seen any ads in it. And what do you mean by favoring software ? You still can install whateer you want, can't you ?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on April 29, 2014, 03:01:05 pm
Yes you can do whatever you want. But the default install is not that good to start with. That's why Mint exists mind you. :P

Also about the ads, I think it's Google-style but in the Unity search bar and you have the option to disable them.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Hayleia on April 29, 2014, 03:03:31 pm
Yes you can do whatever you want. But the default install is not that good to start with. That's why Mint exists mind you. :P
Did you mean Lubuntu ? :P
Seriously, Lubuntu is the best distro I ever tried (ok, I only tried 4 (Ubuntu, Lubuntu, Mint and CentOS (this one is a joke)) :P).

Also about the ads, I think it's Google-style but in the Unity search bar and you have the option to disable them.
Ah so that's why I never saw them. On my laptop with Ubuntu, I never use that bar, and on my othe laptop, this bar doesn't exist :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on April 29, 2014, 03:12:02 pm
Well IIRC the only Ubuntu variant besides the official version I've ever tried was Kubuntu and it was back when no computer could handle KDE. :P The two other distros I used were Raspbian (Debian for the RasPi) and Archlinux , my daily driver (the arm port doesn't count as a fifth one).
Also lxde is ugly. :P
Also, bare-minimum base install distros like Arch and Debian are set up and forget type deals. I just run one command to upgrade my packages everyday, watching out for potential issue warnings on the official blog. And due to the rolling release nature, it's way less of a hassle to do. It also gives you the opportunity to tweak everything to your likings and you only install what you want/need.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: bb010g on May 01, 2014, 03:58:17 am
Ubuntu's not bad for a power user interested in Linux. Unity is decent. While I dislike the advertisement stuff in the new versions, I don't think it deserves as much hate as it gets. If you want more control, pick a lighter-weight distro.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 01, 2014, 04:01:36 am
That's why I run Arch. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Hayleia on May 01, 2014, 04:19:27 am
Also lxde is ugly. :P
Well if you let it the way it is by default, yes, but it is highly customizable. See screenshots from my netbook (not the laptop I play Project M on :P) an dare tell me it is ugly :P

you only install what you want/need.
Almost the same in Lubuntu. You just have a "desktop" installed by default but then nothing else, and nothing prevents you from wiping that "desktop" and installing another one (by "desktop" I mean windows manager, etc).
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 01, 2014, 04:30:21 am
LOL why do you use Archey if you have Ubuntu ? :P
Also besides the top and left bars, it looks nice.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Hayleia on May 01, 2014, 04:34:07 am
Well, you see we can have fun with Ubuntu based distros ;)
I don't like the classic Ubuntu distro either but I love Lubuntu :D

I was just fed up with working one day and thought "I'll set Archey up and have it answer as if I was using Arch" :P
And you don't see my mouse cursor in those screenshots but it is an Arch arch too ;)
(and did you recognize what's on the menu button in the top left corner ? hint: it is also on the desktop background's background :P)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 01, 2014, 04:55:37 am
Heh, it's an SSB thingy. :P The one that you beat up to get the special power.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Hayleia on May 01, 2014, 05:16:26 am
In fact, it is Smash's logo, they put it on the Smash ball for the fun but it was in the O in "Bros" before the Smash ball was added in the gameplay.

And if you don't like those bars, know that you can customize them ;)
For example, you see that I chose (due to my organization problems :P) to have my windows listed in three different ways: on the top bar there are the windows on the current desktop; at the bottom of the left bar, there are all the windows on all desktops; in the middle of the left bar, there are mini representations of my desktops. But you can remove that and put what you want there :)
Or you can just remove those bars if you don't like them :P

edit wow, that pink looks much more agressive on that laptop than on my netbook O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 01, 2014, 05:49:39 am
Yeah my main problems with it are the pink and the graphics. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Hayleia on May 01, 2014, 05:53:41 am
Well the graphics are just an icon theme that you can change (by visiting gnome look.org). And the pink is less pink on real hardware (maybe because the screen is shitty) ;)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 01, 2014, 05:57:20 am
It's not the icons, it's the workspace rectangles. Also the colors in your taskbar don't go well together. But anyway let's continue this in the post your desktop thread.

BTW if a mod could move the post pretty please. :3
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 03, 2014, 04:31:23 pm
Not really #omnimaga nor Omni, but still a funny quote from GC-forever :
Quote from: iamdablasta
Statement: XBOX IS AWSUM AND GAYSTATION SUCKS!!!!111one1!!!1!!eleven111!!11!! IF U DISAGREE U GAY!!!!!111!

Source : http://www.gc-forever.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=2277&sid=a8522e84d8a5fc3e7d68a79ce5c05b5e
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Hayleia on May 04, 2014, 02:42:20 am
What is that debate on that forum ? They both s*ck, PC 43V3R !!11!1!!!one!!1!1!1!!!one hundred and eleven!!1!!!1!!
jk :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 04, 2014, 02:59:30 am
That is more of a trolling topic because n00bs keep whining for updates on the Nintendo64 emu for the Wii. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 04, 2014, 04:27:14 pm
Samus, boobs and muscles ! :D
Quote
[22:09] <+Streetwalrus> https://wiki.dolphin-emu.org/images/e/e5/Metroid_Other_M.jpg
[22:09] <+Streetwalrus> Wut
[22:09] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> I just don't need an extra 8 bits of precision.
[22:09] <+Streetwalrus> Samus used to be a muscle mountain
[22:10] <+Streetwalrus> In brawl she's sexy as hell, almost a pr0n*
[22:10] <+Streetwalrus> And now she's just a matches figure O.O
[22:11] <+Streetwalrus> Also where's her iconic blue outfit ?
[22:11] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> In the game. :p
[22:11] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> wow
[22:11] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> so it made beeps then turned off O.O
[22:11] <+OmnomIRC> (#)* JosJuice has quit #omnimaga (Quit: Leaving.)
[22:12] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> then I turned it back on, it made three beeps between grub and windows
[22:12] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4c/Zero_Suit_Samus_Other_M.png/170px-Zero_Suit_Samus_Other_M.png
[22:12] <+Streetwalrus> Yeah I know
[22:12] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> Zero Suit in Metroid: Other M :p
[22:12] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> but heavy ones, not in the speaker, I am sure my neighbours heard them (not joking nor exxagerating)
[22:13] <+Streetwalrus> Are you serious ? Samus ? This kind of shoes ?
[22:13] <+Streetwalrus> This can't be O.O
[22:13] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> have you seen her stilettos in the upcoming Smash ? :P
[22:14] <+Streetwalrus> What ? O.O
[22:14] * Streetwalrus smacks Nintendo
[22:14] <~Derpy> ponies
[22:14] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> she has "power stilettos" or whatever they called them :P
[22:15] * New post by ordelore in Star Wars Rebels http://ourl.ca/21066/382729
[22:15] <+Streetwalrus> WHERE ARE THE MUSCLES I WANT 'EM BACK
[22:15] * Streetwalrus runs
[22:16] <+Streetwalrus> They call the shoes rocket boots
[22:17] <+Streetwalrus> Now samus is the kind to wear boots
[22:17] <+Streetwalrus> But not that bs
[22:17] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> I'm not finding any suitless Samus from SSBB.
[22:17] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> She always has her suit.
[22:17] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> Street, why lie?
[22:18] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> jk
[22:19] <+Streetwalrus> Zero suit samus /is/ in ssbb
[22:19] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> (and Project M :P)
[22:19] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> I just haven't seen it. :/
[22:19] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> Ah, now I see.
[22:20] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> I was searching regular Samus. ::)
[22:20] <+Streetwalrus> I'd love her even more if she didn't look so... Rounded if you know what I mean
[22:20] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> no
[22:20] <+Streetwalrus> Big boobs, big butt, no muscles
[22:20] <+Streetwalrus> Want a pic ?
[22:20] <+Streetwalrus> :P
[22:20] <+Streetwalrus> Or rather, a drawing
[22:20] * matrefeytontias hears boobs and butt
[22:21] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> argh, Project M beeps too D:
[22:21] * matrefeytontias runs
[22:21] <+Streetwalrus> Hi matref
[22:21] <~Derpy> <Streetwalrus> Big boobs
[22:21] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> lol matrefeytontias :P
[22:21] <~Derpy> O.O
[22:21] <matrefeytontias> helloes :3
[22:21] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> No.
[22:21] <+Streetwalrus> Heh derpy
[22:21] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> Let's change the subject.
[22:21] <+OmnomIRC> (#) EeemsBot has kicked OmnomIRC from #omnimaga (flood)
[22:21] <+Streetwalrus> Talking about samus's evolution over time
[22:21] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> Let's just talk about 80's Samus.
[22:21] <matrefeytontias> XD
[22:21] * Streetwalrus prods derpy :I
[22:21] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> JUSTIN BAILEY, anyone? :p
[22:21] <~Derpy> but but but
[22:21] * Derpy boops Streetwalrus
[22:22] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> I misread that "but but but" :P
[22:22] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> and that "boops" :P
[22:22] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> jk
[22:22] * matrefeytontias kills Hayleia
[22:22] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> and where is ElementCoder ?
[22:22] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> matrefeytontias, you were the one to start it :P
[22:22] <+OmnomIRC> (#)* OmnomIRC has joined #omnimaga
[22:22] <matrefeytontias> excuse me ?
[22:22] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> ElementCoder is always there when the convo is about girls usually
[22:22] <matrefeytontias> <Streetwalrus> Big boobs, big butt, no muscles
[22:23] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> I excuse you :P
[22:23] <matrefeytontias> he was the one starting it
[22:23] <+Streetwalrus> LOL
[22:23] <+Streetwalrus> Someone put this convo in the funny quotes thread pls
[22:23] <matrefeytontias> Hayleia I think your mistook Element for Eiyeron :P
[22:23] <matrefeytontias> I can't : laziness
[22:23] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> nope, I really mean ElementCoder
[22:23] * matrefeytontias runs
[22:24] <matrefeytontias> oh well I apparently didn't talk to him enough
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eiyeron on May 08, 2014, 02:06:10 pm
[22:22] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> ElementCoder is always there when the convo is about girls usually
[22:23] <matrefeytontias> Hayleia I think your mistook Element for Eiyeron :P
Hey, what? Oo"
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 08, 2014, 03:39:17 pm
Quote
[21:33] * Derpy boops Streetwalrus
[21:34] <+Streetwalrus> You need base 10 log and division by 10 for that
[21:34] * Streetwalrus boops derpy back and hugs her
[21:34] * Streetwalrus squeezes derpy :3
[21:35] * Derpy licks Streetwalrus :3
[21:35] <+Streetwalrus> Also I'm currently deving on two calcs at the same time
[21:35] * Streetwalrus wipes away the slime
[21:35] <~Derpy> i already did it with three for reuben
[21:35] <~Derpy> so give it a break
[21:35] <+Streetwalrus> LOL
[21:35] <~Derpy> :P
[21:35] <~Derpy> three calcs plus two computer screens
[21:36] <+Streetwalrus> Two calcs and a phone
[21:36] <+Streetwalrus> Phone for IRC and axe doc
[21:36] <@Fluttershy> lol
[21:36] <+Streetwalrus> 84+ as an actual calc
[21:36] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> "*   Derpy licks Streetwalrus Kittyface" That escalated quickly
[21:36] <+Streetwalrus> 83+se to actually program
[21:37] * Derpy boops Streetwalrus again
[21:37] <+Streetwalrus> LOL Eiyeron
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on May 14, 2014, 09:17:56 am
Lolwut O.O (this reminds me the DragonFire IRC network days of #omnimaga :P)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on May 14, 2014, 09:18:26 am
Lolwut O.O (this reminds me the DragonFire IRC network days of #omnimaga :P)
You don't even want to know.... >:D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: JWinslow23 on May 14, 2014, 12:30:26 pm
Quote
JWinslow23: and i'm a person
Streetwalrus: Yeah right

:P Streetwalrus
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eiyeron on May 17, 2014, 04:02:30 pm
Quote
Eiyeron   HI matref
LDStudios   HI world
*   New post by Eiyeron in [Ndless] nKaruga http://ourl.ca/21087/383747
Eiyeron   HI men!
*   Eiyeron  runs
harold   HI void
Eiyeron   Hi phone!
*   void has joined #omnimaga
Eiyeron   saw what you did there
*   harold  stares
Fluttershy   o.o
*   void stares back
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 17, 2014, 04:04:36 pm
XD That was awesome. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ordelore on May 21, 2014, 08:41:06 pm

Quote
[7:26:36 PM]   ordelore   still down
[7:26:46 PM]   ordelore   Day 9001
[7:26:53 PM]   ordelore   #omnimaga has been down
[7:26:58 PM]   ordelore   for a long time
[7:27:04 PM]   ordelore   I'm starting to lose hope
[7:27:15 PM]   Fluttershy   hi
[7:27:32 PM]   ordelore   hi'
[7:27:58 PM]   123outerme   hey, me too.
[7:28:14 PM]   ordelore   day 31337
[7:28:38 PM]   123outerme   Dawn of the Final Day
[7:28:46 PM]   ordelore   I'm waiting for Fluttershy to make good on his/her's/pony's word
[7:28:51 PM]   123outerme   -24 Hours Remain-
[7:29:08 PM]   123outerme   *until #omnimaga is fixed (not)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 22, 2014, 12:59:43 am
What ? ???
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eiyeron on May 22, 2014, 01:05:34 am

Quote
[7:26:36 PM]   ordelore   still down
[7:26:46 PM]   ordelore   Day 9001
[7:26:53 PM]   ordelore   #omnimaga has been down
[7:26:58 PM]   ordelore   for a long time
[7:27:04 PM]   ordelore   I'm starting to lose hope
[7:27:15 PM]   Fluttershy   hi
[7:27:32 PM]   ordelore   hi'
[7:27:58 PM]   123outerme   hey, me too.
[7:28:14 PM]   ordelore   day 31337
[7:28:38 PM]   123outerme   Dawn of the Final Day
[7:28:46 PM]   ordelore   I'm waiting for Fluttershy to make good on his/her's/pony's word
[7:28:51 PM]   123outerme   -24 Hours Remain-
[7:29:08 PM]   123outerme   *until #omnimaga is fixed (not)

This seems like these "YouTube logs" where random comments give a comment as if they were logging their impression to the video closed in a room. Add some Majora Mask reference and you're it.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: 123outerme on May 22, 2014, 02:32:38 pm
Quote
123outerme: @google hello
Derpy: dj ain't either :P
DerpyBot: [google] HELLO! Online: celebrity & royal news, magazine, babies, weddings ... - hellomagazine.fakelink.com/
123outerme: Uh, that's not what I was going for :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ElementCoder on May 22, 2014, 02:52:47 pm
Spoiler For long:
Samus, boobs and muscles ! :D
Quote
[22:09] <+Streetwalrus> https://wiki.dolphin-emu.org/images/e/e5/Metroid_Other_M.jpg
[22:09] <+Streetwalrus> Wut
[22:09] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> I just don't need an extra 8 bits of precision.
[22:09] <+Streetwalrus> Samus used to be a muscle mountain
[22:10] <+Streetwalrus> In brawl she's sexy as hell, almost a pr0n*
[22:10] <+Streetwalrus> And now she's just a matches figure O.O
[22:11] <+Streetwalrus> Also where's her iconic blue outfit ?
[22:11] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> In the game. :p
[22:11] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> wow
[22:11] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> so it made beeps then turned off O.O
[22:11] <+OmnomIRC> (#)* JosJuice has quit #omnimaga (Quit: Leaving.)
[22:12] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> then I turned it back on, it made three beeps between grub and windows
[22:12] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4c/Zero_Suit_Samus_Other_M.png/170px-Zero_Suit_Samus_Other_M.png
[22:12] <+Streetwalrus> Yeah I know
[22:12] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> Zero Suit in Metroid: Other M :p
[22:12] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> but heavy ones, not in the speaker, I am sure my neighbours heard them (not joking nor exxagerating)
[22:13] <+Streetwalrus> Are you serious ? Samus ? This kind of shoes ?
[22:13] <+Streetwalrus> This can't be O.O
[22:13] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> have you seen her stilettos in the upcoming Smash ? :P
[22:14] <+Streetwalrus> What ? O.O
[22:14] * Streetwalrus smacks Nintendo
[22:14] <~Derpy> ponies
[22:14] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> she has "power stilettos" or whatever they called them :P
[22:15] * New post by ordelore in Star Wars Rebels http://ourl.ca/21066/382729
[22:15] <+Streetwalrus> WHERE ARE THE MUSCLES I WANT 'EM BACK
[22:15] * Streetwalrus runs
[22:16] <+Streetwalrus> They call the shoes rocket boots
[22:17] <+Streetwalrus> Now samus is the kind to wear boots
[22:17] <+Streetwalrus> But not that bs
[22:17] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> I'm not finding any suitless Samus from SSBB.
[22:17] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> She always has her suit.
[22:17] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> Street, why lie?
[22:18] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> jk
[22:19] <+Streetwalrus> Zero suit samus /is/ in ssbb
[22:19] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> (and Project M :P)
[22:19] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> I just haven't seen it. :/
[22:19] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> Ah, now I see.
[22:20] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> I was searching regular Samus. ::)
[22:20] <+Streetwalrus> I'd love her even more if she didn't look so... Rounded if you know what I mean
[22:20] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> no
[22:20] <+Streetwalrus> Big boobs, big butt, no muscles
[22:20] <+Streetwalrus> Want a pic ?
[22:20] <+Streetwalrus> :P
[22:20] <+Streetwalrus> Or rather, a drawing
[22:20] * matrefeytontias hears boobs and butt
[22:21] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> argh, Project M beeps too D:
[22:21] * matrefeytontias runs
[22:21] <+Streetwalrus> Hi matref
[22:21] <~Derpy> <Streetwalrus> Big boobs
[22:21] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> lol matrefeytontias :P
[22:21] <~Derpy> O.O
[22:21] <matrefeytontias> helloes :3
[22:21] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> No.
[22:21] <+Streetwalrus> Heh derpy
[22:21] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> Let's change the subject.
[22:21] <+OmnomIRC> (#) EeemsBot has kicked OmnomIRC from #omnimaga (flood)
[22:21] <+Streetwalrus> Talking about samus's evolution over time
[22:21] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> Let's just talk about 80's Samus.
[22:21] <matrefeytontias> XD
[22:21] * Streetwalrus prods derpy :I
[22:21] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> JUSTIN BAILEY, anyone? :p
[22:21] <~Derpy> but but but
[22:21] * Derpy boops Streetwalrus
[22:22] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> I misread that "but but but" :P
[22:22] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> and that "boops" :P
[22:22] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> jk
[22:22] * matrefeytontias kills Hayleia
[22:22] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> and where is ElementCoder ?
[22:22] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> matrefeytontias, you were the one to start it :P
[22:22] <+OmnomIRC> (#)* OmnomIRC has joined #omnimaga
[22:22] <matrefeytontias> excuse me ?
[22:22] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> ElementCoder is always there when the convo is about girls usually
[22:22] <matrefeytontias> <Streetwalrus> Big boobs, big butt, no muscles
[22:23] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> I excuse you :P
[22:23] <matrefeytontias> he was the one starting it
[22:23] <+Streetwalrus> LOL
[22:23] <+Streetwalrus> Someone put this convo in the funny quotes thread pls
[22:23] <matrefeytontias> Hayleia I think your mistook Element for Eiyeron :P
[22:23] <matrefeytontias> I can't : laziness
[22:23] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> nope, I really mean ElementCoder
[22:23] * matrefeytontias runs
[22:24] <matrefeytontias> oh well I apparently didn't talk to him enough
I'm a bit surprised I was mentioned here :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 22, 2014, 03:05:39 pm
Oh yeah, this one. :P

Quote
<~Derpy> i suck at writing articles :P
<@Fluttershy> probably
<~Derpy> btw, i replied to your comment on my talk :P
<~Derpy> on reuben qiki
<@Fluttershy> yay
<Streetwalrus> qiki ?
<+OmnomIRC> (O)<Juju> qiki

If you are a native french speaker you'll understand.
/me hides
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on May 23, 2014, 01:16:29 am
I'm french speaker and I don't ???
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 23, 2014, 02:33:15 am
Bleh forget it. :P The funny part was "qiki".
It sounds like "kiki", aka d*ck.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 24, 2014, 06:09:13 pm
Quote from: #knightos
<Streetwalrus> debating whether OoT or bed
<Vijfhoek> Sleep is for the week. :P
<Streetwalrus> ^
<Vijfhoek> weak*
<Vijfhoek> wow
<Streetwalrus> same :P
<Streetwalrus> week is for the weak :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on May 24, 2014, 06:55:29 pm
Bleh forget it. :P The funny part was "qiki".
It sounds like "kiki", aka d*ck.
Bleh forget it. :P The funny part was "qiki".
It sounds like "kiki", aka d*ck.
Oh, here in Quebec some of the slang words for d*ck includes zizi, bizoune, queue and quéquette. I even saw bizounette being used once. I know that in France some people call Wikis "Kiwis", though.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 24, 2014, 07:42:19 pm
Bleh forget it. :P The funny part was "qiki".
It sounds like "kiki", aka d*ck.
Bleh forget it. :P The funny part was "qiki".
It sounds like "kiki", aka d*ck.
Oh, here in Quebec some of the slang words for d*ck includes zizi, bizoune, queue and quéquette. I even saw bizounette being used once. I know that in France some people call Wikis "Kiwis", though.
Lol, never heard of the second one here but the other three, we use all the time. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on May 24, 2014, 07:45:39 pm
Qiki is a thing, apparently. (http://qiki.info/)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 26, 2014, 11:10:34 am
Quote from: #omnimaga
<Streetwalrus> http://xkcd.com/1373/
<~Derpy> ordelore: actually, pretty sure it is utf-8
<~Derpy> so get the charset set up correctly
<Streetwalrus> also
<~Derpy> that is your fix
<Streetwalrus> the last two digits are backwards :P
<+OmnomIRC> (O)<ordelore> http://xkcd.com/1337/
<Streetwalrus> :P
<Streetwalrus> lol
<Streetwalrus> now that was awesome
* Derpy hacks Streetwalrus
<Streetwalrus> hey
<~Derpy> *boop*
<Streetwalrus> stop cutting me to bits D:
<Streetwalrus> *boop*
<~Derpy> I predict you will boop me back
<~Derpy> and i predicted correctly!
<Streetwalrus> :ninja:
<~Derpy> :P
<~Derpy> that was all the hack was about <_<
<Streetwalrus> <_<
<Streetwalrus> well
<~Derpy> *boop*
<Streetwalrus> *boop*
<~Derpy> *boop*
<Streetwalrus> to hack means to cut *boop*
<~Derpy> wait, i didn't cut you O.O
<Streetwalrus> in its original meaning
<Streetwalrus> hence the :
<Streetwalrus> stop cutting me to bits D:
<Streetwalrus> and
<~Derpy> but i need to get inside you >:D
<~Derpy> jk, lol
* Derpy flies away
<Streetwalrus> the pun on bits was not intended O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eiyeron on May 26, 2014, 03:21:52 pm
A bit of someone in someone else? D:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 26, 2014, 03:22:35 pm
Nah, hacking + bits. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eiyeron on May 26, 2014, 03:23:11 pm
Plus you hack it before?! D:
/me takes a bucket.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: pimathbrainiac on May 26, 2014, 03:49:42 pm
Quote
<CVBackup> seems to use 7-bit ASCII, sending 0xD9 (217) results in Y (0x59 / 217-128) appearing on the screen
<pimath> ASCII a bad question, get a bat ANSI
* pimath runs from the pun police
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> Big BOM is watching you.
<OmnomIRC> (O)* Eiyeron runs faster.
<pimath> oh noes :I
* pimath is invisibubble :I
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> I am the Lord of Bad Pun. (o_(//;))
<pimath> no
<pimath> I am
<pimath> You know "Frozen?" I guess you could way it was nICE
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> That doesn't ring me a BELl.
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> (+1 for Bravely Default shout out)
<pimath> S'now problem. I guess you just need to cool down.
<pimath> (Still with the "Frozen" theme)
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> But i think we should stop with that BS. YOu should ACKnowldege that it became pretty akward, that hurriCANe of puns. Let US just end with these NULl jokes.
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> (Ascii theme)
* CVBackup spams BEL
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> Heh
<pimath> I CE no problem with these puns. They're so chill.
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> BELlissima! (^-(//);)
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> SI! Es BELlissima!
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> This level is around SUBzero, eSPecially when I'm running out of SOurce characters.
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> SYNchronized pun?
<CVBackup> SYN ACK
<pimath> I'm sorry, I'm really TIed up right now, call me in 84+ minutes.
<CVBackup> oh, right, I was being productive
<pimath> (On to calcs)
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> No, calcs don't nSpire me too much.
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> HOPe we could find help here, I'm sending SOS everywhere, STarting with SCIentists...
<pimath> Unless you Voyage 200 miles away
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> You're all just jealous Casio (cause you) can't think of anything clever.
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> JWinslow, they gave us a useful SDK
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> ^-^
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> Oh, didn't see the LInk between your sentences
* pimath posts in the quotes thread
<Derpy> http://imgur.com/gallery/O8YVx
* CVBackup stabs OP
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> SOrry, I'll get back on the TABLE, DYNAmic as ever.
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> All of these puns are pretty BASIC anyways.

EDIT:

It continued:

Quote
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> Let me grab my Axe, we'll C if they're still RUNning away from sanity.
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> This has to stop.
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> I'm bringing down my Axe.
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> Wait...
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> :mad:
* New post by Matrefeytontias in Awesome pictures thread  http://ourl.ca/15342/384532
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> Stupid internet connection!
<CVBackup> ninja sk1llz
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> Ah, I see that pimath did a CATALOG of our puns! And Winslow is getting LOW (on) BATTRIES
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> Well, that pun as no Perl anyways.
<pimath> I C no problem. I'll just drink my Java while I C#-ly into the future.
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> * is
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> Excuse me while I go post on 4tran (Fortran).
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> They can't stand my ZOOMING LINEs, fast as a STOrrent.
<Streetwalrus> my pet Python is superior
<pimath> Is it made of COBOLt?
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> My Anaconda is better.
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> Street: That sounds kinda Erie.
<Streetwalrus> ?
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> LEt me sharpen my Haxe. YOu better close your Lisps
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> my ADAmantium Haxe! :3
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> Street: Superior? Erie?
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> :/
<Streetwalrus> idk what erie is
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> Lake Superior?
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> Lake Erie?
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> IT'S FIRST GRADE! :p
<Streetwalrus> wait
<Streetwalrus> pokemon ?
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> Admit it, you all lost the game. YOu're pretty BrainF*cked.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eiyeron on May 26, 2014, 03:57:22 pm
Quote from: Me
<Eiyeron> I am the Lord of Bad Pun. (o_(//;))
^That. (o_(//); )
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: pimathbrainiac on May 26, 2014, 03:58:03 pm
I still think I am, but that is debatable :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: bb010g on May 26, 2014, 04:58:41 pm
Quote from: Me
<Eiyeron> I am the Lord of Bad Pun. (o_(//;))
^That. (o_(//); )
ALL YOUR PUN ARE BELONG TO US
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 26, 2014, 05:44:38 pm
Quote from: Me
<Eiyeron> I am the Lord of Bad Pun. (o_(//;))
^That. (o_(//); )
ALL YOUR PUN ARE BELONG TO US
I died. XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on May 26, 2014, 06:48:14 pm
I knew that one of the quotes on this page would reference THE GAME. >.< *loses*
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: 123outerme on May 27, 2014, 05:12:28 pm
*pun stuff*
Two things:
1. I can't believe you guys had a pun war without me!
2. Looks like they were having a...
 8)
PUN time.
YEAAAAAAAHHH!!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 28, 2014, 12:01:31 pm
Soru asking Juju to fix his IRC node turned into this. :P
Quote
[17:56] <Vijfhoek> North Korea already landed on the sun though.
[17:56] <Vijfhoek> :P
[17:56] <+Streetwalrus> Lol
[17:56] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<aeTIos> china did go to the moon with this space car aint it
[17:56] <+Streetwalrus> Lol
[17:56] <Iambian> Does the sun have good weather?
[17:56] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<aeTIos> zhenzou 234523423 chinesecharacters
[17:57] <+Streetwalrus> Haha
[17:57] <CVBackup> sun has pretty sunny weather
[17:57] <+Streetwalrus> Eyup
[17:57] <CVBackup> gets a bit warm in summer
[17:57] <+Streetwalrus> Behold sun storms
[17:57] <CVBackup> but if you go at night, it's not very bad
[17:57] * CVBackup runs
[17:57] <+Streetwalrus> ^
[17:57] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<harold> oh you
[17:58] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<aeTIos> lol
[17:59] <Iambian> Ah okay. I'd like to spend a weekend on the sun, then
[17:59] <Iambian> You know, relax and work on my tan
[17:59] <+Streetwalrus> Lol
[17:59] <Iambian> And I'll remember to bring the sunscreen lotion
Log for context : http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Wed%20May%2028%202014#1401288324373
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ordelore on May 28, 2014, 05:34:08 pm
http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Wed%20May%2028%202014#1401311768373


Old english gets fun.


http://lingojam.com/englishtoshakespearean for more fun.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Hexatron on June 04, 2014, 03:23:58 am
DJ Omnimaga   |DJ Omnimaga you probably did something wrong
DJ Omnimaga   |I tried and it works fine. make sure to fix the corrdinates
Eiyeron           |"DJ OmnimagaDJ Omnimaga you probably did something wrong"
DJ Omnimaga   |at the current zoom i had to invert them
DJ Omnimaga   |but if you use a different zoom you might need to change the pt-off values
Eiyeron           |Are you talking to you DJ O?
DJ Omnimaga   |otherwise i can't help much
DJ Omnimaga   |erm I always have the habit of typing my name instead of the person i want to highlight
DJ Omnimaga   |i meant Hexatron
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on June 04, 2014, 03:26:50 am
This is a kinda weird habit, DJ.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on June 04, 2014, 03:30:21 am
Indeed.  XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on June 04, 2014, 07:55:41 am
wait, what sorunome?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on June 04, 2014, 07:56:40 am
I don't get it ?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on June 04, 2014, 09:25:44 am
I was highlighting myself while i meant somebody else :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 04, 2014, 11:57:36 am
This is a kinda weird habit, DJ.
I blame Netham45.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on June 04, 2014, 01:35:06 pm
I was highlighting myself while i meant somebody else :P
Oh lol. :D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 07, 2014, 02:18:42 am
...really? O.O

[2:17:36 AM]   Streetwalrus   the game
[2:17:37 AM]   DJ Omnimaga   the game

Just as I was typing it in x.x
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on June 07, 2014, 02:21:08 am
...really? O.O

[2:17:36 AM]   Streetwalrus   the game
[2:17:37 AM]   DJ Omnimaga   the game

Just as I was typing it in x.x
:ninja:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on June 12, 2014, 01:02:09 pm
Quote
[6:54:41 PM]   aeTIos   I sometimes get the impression that the stereotype dutch citizen is a weed-and-mariuana-using person
[6:54:45 PM]   *   New post by Runer112 in OmnomIRC changelog and... http://ourl.ca/18280/386227
[6:54:49 PM]   aeTIos   which... isn't quite true
[6:55:07 PM]   DJ Omnimaga   yeah I know, I was just kidding anyway
[6:55:15 PM]   DJ Omnimaga   assuming you still have a sense of humor
[6:55:32 PM]   aeTIos   Sorry, smoked too much weed
[6:55:49 PM]   RainbowDash   lol
[6:55:52 PM]   aeTIos   :rick:
[6:55:57 PM]   DJ Omnimaga   lol
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eiyeron on June 12, 2014, 01:45:44 pm
(http://cdn.meme.li/instances/300x300/50949889.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on June 12, 2014, 01:53:30 pm
Lol. XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 13, 2014, 01:22:01 am
I don't get it ??? (I know what weed is, though :P)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eiyeron on June 13, 2014, 02:36:02 am
Stoner guy meme. The captions tends to be what could say a stoner guy in reaction to something (here weed and joke are swapped).
Examples:
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/f2/f2654a99d834b852ebf16dae0903cb19bb5d6b7ca1c8a260cfcca28b4a947b84.jpg)(http://zanyjaney.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/1339-600x525.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 13, 2014, 02:52:33 am
Lol at the first pic. I think by the time he reaches the 4th line he would have forgotten everything he said. :P

I also rofled at the 2nd one XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on June 13, 2014, 06:39:55 am
I died. XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on June 14, 2014, 02:16:05 am
I died. XD
That sucks, I guess. Also yeah that was a funny moment.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on June 14, 2014, 12:05:38 pm
Wtf aeTIos. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on June 16, 2014, 03:17:29 am
#omnimaga, Street and me (rarity) were online kinda late:
Quote
[00:09:59]< Rarity   > Hey street
[00:10:04]< Streetwalrus   > hey
[00:10:06]< Rarity   > shouldn't you be sleeping :P
[00:10:18]< Streetwalrus   > I'm returning the question to you
[00:10:25]< Rarity   > I'm returning it back
[00:10:29]< Streetwalrus   > back
[00:10:30]< Rarity   > ;D
[00:10:32]< Princetonlion.tibd   > Is it 3:00  there?
[00:10:34]< Rarity   > /)
[00:10:41]< Streetwalrus   > /)
[00:10:49]< Rarity   > Princeton: 2am
[00:10:49]< Streetwalrus   > no 2:10 am
idk, but somehow I find this funny <_<
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on June 16, 2014, 06:42:19 am
Your system clock is not set properly. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on June 16, 2014, 08:19:31 am
#omnimaga, Street and me (rarity) were online kinda late:
Quote
[00:09:59]< Rarity   > Hey street
[00:10:04]< Streetwalrus   > hey
[00:10:06]< Rarity   > shouldn't you be sleeping :P
[00:10:18]< Streetwalrus   > I'm returning the question to you
[00:10:25]< Rarity   > I'm returning it back
[00:10:29]< Streetwalrus   > back
[00:10:30]< Rarity   > ;D
[00:10:32]< Princetonlion.tibd   > Is it 3:00  there?
[00:10:34]< Rarity   > /)
[00:10:41]< Streetwalrus   > /)
[00:10:49]< Rarity   > Princeton: 2am
[00:10:49]< Streetwalrus   > no 2:10 am
idk, but somehow I find this funny <_<
You should have done the all caps one D:
I found that funny
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on June 16, 2014, 08:21:55 am
I don't remember somebody talking in all caps except for me on my own. And I don't really feel good by finding my own jokes funny.
well I do but I dont tell anyone
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on June 16, 2014, 08:25:10 am
I don't remember somebody talking in all caps except for me on my own. And I don't really feel good by finding my own jokes funny.
well I do but I dont tell anyone
Here:
Quote
[00:36:31] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402878991149)<   Rarity   >   SLICE OF BREAD CHEESE HAM SLICE OF BREAK
[00:36:33] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402878993766)<   Rarity   >   dammit
[00:36:35] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402878995237)<   Princetonlion.tibd   >   I used google
[00:36:35] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402878995963)<   Rarity   >   BREAD
[00:36:39] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402878999047)<   DJ Omnimaga   >   Over here they're available mostly at the smoked meat restaurant in the local mall
[00:36:49] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402879009269)<   Princetonlion.tibd   >   QUICK:TIME CHECK for streetwalrus
[00:36:55] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402879015885)<   DJ Omnimaga   >   it's almost as popular as subway but most ppl buy club sandwidtchs
[00:36:59] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402879019693)<   Rarity   >   QUICK: WHATS THE SITUATION
Right before yours
The google thing is because we're talking about food and I googled something.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on June 16, 2014, 08:29:27 am
Ah right, that was kinda funny indeed. :P big fail on the break instead of bread, tho. I used the wrong index finger so instead of D I hit K :-[
Also, we were talking about croque-monsieurs. I ate 6 that night >.>
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on June 16, 2014, 08:31:12 am
Ah right, that was kinda funny indeed. :P big fail on the break instead of bread, tho. I used the wrong index finger so instead of D I hit K :-[
That's why I look at the keyboard while typing :P (most of the time)

Also, lots of funny moments last night :P
We had 2-3 topics at once :P
Normally it's 3-5 or something like that.

This just happened:
Quote
[12:45:58] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402922758044)<   aeTIos   >   imagine, lag on LAN on IRC
[12:46:07] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402922767219)<   aeTIos   >   how bad of a connection must you have for that
[12:46:08] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402922768262)<   Sorunome   >   o.o
[12:46:44] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402922804019)<   aeTIos   >   also did you see my post in xedas thread :p
[12:46:46] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402922806022)*Princetonlion.tibd connects aeTIos to calcnet
[12:46:55] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402922815033)<   Princetonlion.tibd   >   yeah
[12:47:22] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402922842584)<   aeTIos   >   I'm not a calc, excuse me
[12:47:35] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402922855601)<   aeTIos   >   If anything besides human I'm a pony
[12:47:38] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402922858604)*Princetonlion.tibd installs a calc into aeTIos
[12:48:04] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402922884838)<   Princetonlion.tibd   >   with solder, hotglue, and duct tape.
[12:48:10] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402922890020)<   aeTIos   >   You realize that
[12:48:18] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402922898057)<   aeTIos   >   's gonna kill me, right?
[12:48:23] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402922903061)<   Princetonlion.tibd   >   oh
[12:48:35] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402922915907)<   aeTIos   >   *gasps*
[12:48:42] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402922922951)<   aeTIos   >   *fall on ground*
[12:48:47] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402922927910)<   Princetonlion.tibd   >   I only chose the most painful things that were least likely to kill
[12:48:49] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402922929079)<   aeTIos   >   *makes weird movements*
[12:48:57] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402922937122)<   Sorunome   >   crap, lost count
[12:48:58] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402922938532)<   Princetonlion.tibd   >   I almost said nails
[12:49:17] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402922957233)<   aeTIos   >   GET THE #[email protected]% CALC OUT OF MY BODY
[12:49:32] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402922972615)<   Princetonlion.tibd   >   too late
[12:49:37] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402922977985)<   aeTIos   >   *dies*
[12:49:56] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402922996992)<   Princetonlion.tibd   >   it's wired to your brain (or the other way around?)
[12:49:57] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402922997993)<   aeTIos   >   congratulations, you just killed aeTIos. Are you proud now
[12:50:24] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402923024045)<   Princetonlion.tibd   >   you're like SchrC6dinger's cat now
[12:50:29] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402923029886)<   aeTIos   >   no
[12:50:32] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402923032636)<   aeTIos   >   you know my state
[12:50:34] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402923034249)<   aeTIos   >   I'm dead
[12:51:18] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402923078850)<   Princetonlion.tibd   >   but you're a calc, and cannot die (with infinite [electrical ] power, that is)
[12:51:34] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402923094188)<   harold   >   are you also 200% done?
[12:51:34] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402923094608)<   Vijfhoek   >   bananas are yellow
[12:51:34] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402923094689)<   Princetonlion.tibd   >   plus you're still typing
[12:51:41] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402923101103)<   aeTIos   >   you didn't wire any batteries to me
[12:51:50] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402923110234)<   aeTIos   >   I'm typing from the afterlif
[12:51:50] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402923110670)<   aeTIos   >   e
[12:51:51] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402923111672)<   harold   >   can you even?
[12:52:05] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402923125964)<   Princetonlion.tibd   >   I did... please wait
[12:52:14] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402923134485)<   aeTIos   >   they have internet there, pretty cool
[12:52:24] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402923144498)*Princetonlion.tibd takes out D size batterys and a chainsaw
[12:52:25] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402923145224)<   Sorunome   >   better
[12:52:35] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402923155486)<   Princetonlion.tibd   >   are you ready aeTIos?
[12:52:57] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402923177617)<   aeTIos   >   You can't reach me here unless you die first
[12:53:00] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402923180751)<   Princetonlion.tibd   >   I forgot solder
[12:53:10] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402923190474)<   Princetonlion.tibd   >   your body first :P
[12:53:24] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402923204687)<   aeTIos   >   this discussion is too weird, let's stop it >.<
[12:53:30] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402923210261)<   Vijfhoek   >   I don't belong here
[12:53:31] (http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Mon%20Jun%2016%202014#1402923211382)<   Princetonlion.tibd   >   lol
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on June 17, 2014, 01:06:12 pm
thins are so random around here
Quote
<YUKI_K> wat
<OmnomIRC> (O)<TheCoder1998> wat?
<Sorunome> wat!
<OmnomIRC> (O)<harold> wat.
<Sorunome> wat?
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Hooloovoo> wat!?
<Sorunome> wat;
<YUKI_K> I say
<Sorunome> I say?
<Sorunome> I say!
<OmnomIRC> (O)<TheCoder1998> WAT I SAY???
<aeTIos> YOU SAY
<YUKI_K> good show
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> Ook?
<aeTIos> YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY? SCREW YOU ALL
<OmnomIRC> (O)<harold> I say wat wat
* aeTIos ([email protected]) has left #omnimaga (STFU)
<Sorunome> wat wat wat wat wat
<YUKI_K> in the butt
<OmnomIRC> (O)<harold>

<DerpyBot> [youtube] Samwell - "What What (In the Butt)"
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> Ook! Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook~
* aeTIos ([email protected]) has joined #omnimaga
* ` gives voice to aeTIos
<YUKI_K> waaat.
<YUKI_K> you missed some butts.
<Sorunome> wut
<aeTIos> fake ragequits are fun
<YUKI_K> ALL PRAISE SUNBUTT AND MOONBUTT
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> You guys have too much spare time
<YUKI_K> yes.
<OmnomIRC> (O)<TheMachine02> okayyyyyy .....
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> And so do i
<Sorunome> NEVAR!
<YUKI_K> dat is true.
<OmnomIRC> (O)<TheCoder1998> what the fuck did i just watch -_-
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> You know the rules
<YUKI_K> and so do I
<aeTIos> A full commitment what I'm
* YUKI_K rolls a d20
<Sorunome> thinking of
<YUKI_K> 2.
<YUKI_K> Screw this.
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> goog.le/QMET
<YUKI_K> PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS
<aeTIos> you wouldn't get this from
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> google.com/QMET
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> What was it again?
<OmnomIRC> (O)* Hooloovoo rolls a http://goo,gl/QMET
<Sorunome> goo.gl/QMET
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> Oh that
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Hooloovoo> dammit I need a plugin
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> http://goo,gl/QMET
<YUKI_K> http://goo.gl/QMET
<aeTIos> PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS
<YUKI_K> y'all all fail
<Sorunome> PFUDOR
<OmnomIRC> (O)<TheCoder1998> quantuminfinity.net
<Sorunome> randomness
<OmnomIRC> (O)<TheCoder1998> http://quantuminfinity.net
<aeTIos> please use one word to describe the texture of their magical fur
<Sorunome> FLUFFY!
<Sorunome> three headded dog
<OmnomIRC> (O)<pimathbrainiac> ohai pplz
<YUKI_K> fluffyyyy.
<aeTIos> SMILES
<YUKI_K> smiles.
<Sorunome> missels
<aeTIos> PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS
<aeTIos> PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS
<aeTIos> PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON DANCING ON RAINBOWS
<YUKI_K> http://juju2143.ca/pfudor
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on June 17, 2014, 05:27:27 pm
The entropy around here is pretty awesome indeed. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 20, 2014, 02:54:57 am
How in the world? O.O

[5:39:19 PM]   Runer112   hey guys, help me out with BASIC

(that was in #omnimaga-spam, though :P)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on June 20, 2014, 02:55:56 am
Runer's being possessed by an entity that doesn't know his true nature O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on June 20, 2014, 02:57:23 am
Haha, nice one :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on June 20, 2014, 04:41:41 am
O.O Runer what have you done.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ben_g on June 20, 2014, 08:39:25 am
This isn't an IRC quote, but i found this one worth sharing anyway. It's kinda NSFW, but this thread is already tagged as NSFW anyway.

Quote from: someone on facebook
Last night, I was having sex, and I suddenly stopped moving. My girlfriend was suprised and asked me: "What's wrong?" Then I said: "Shhh I saw it on YouPorn. It's called Buffering."
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on June 20, 2014, 08:41:30 am
Ok, now that was hilarious XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on June 20, 2014, 08:56:17 am
I died. XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on June 20, 2014, 09:10:47 am
Lol.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on June 20, 2014, 11:47:54 am
Quote
<keoni> Who bought it?
<Sorunome> eeems
<OmnomIRC> (O)<ordelore> Eeems
<keoni> eems
<Juju> Eeems
<OmnomIRC> (O)<CalebHansberry> Eeems
<keoni> Fail
<Juju> lol
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ordelore on June 20, 2014, 11:48:59 am
This isn't an IRC quote, but i found this one worth sharing anyway. It's kinda NSFW, but this thread is already tagged as NSFW anyway.

Quote from: someone on facebook
Last night, I was having sex, and I suddenly stopped moving. My girlfriend was suprised and asked me: "What's wrong?" Then I said: "Shhh I saw it on YouPorn. It's called Buffering."
On page 69, even.



Quote
[15:56:37]*USA_Police joined the channel
[15:56:47]<   Eeems   >   Just got my letter from them as well recently.
[15:56:56]<   Eeems   >   No longer under my parents
[15:57:01]<   USA_Police   >   I heard you guys are roughin' up an American citizen
[15:57:13]<   keoni   >   Hello, officer
[15:57:18]*New post by Matrefeytontias in [Request] Sprites based on... http://ourl.ca/21091/387550
[15:57:18]<   Sorunome   >   LOL
[15:57:24]<   keoni   >   I wasn't speeding
[15:57:33]<   Sorunome   >   /kill USA_Police
[15:57:45]<   Sorunome   >   oh crap, the nsa is watching this now o.o
[15:57:50]<   keoni   >   /ban USB_Police
[15:57:56]<   keoni   >   ...
[15:57:58]<   USA_Police   >   I am going to have to confiscate your servers
[15:57:59]<   Streetwalrus   >   Lol
[15:58:07]<   keoni   >   Hey, USB
[15:58:26]<   USA_Police   >   You have the right to remain silent
[15:58:31]<   keoni   >   /nick USB_Police
[15:58:34]<   harold   >   USB_Police arrests you for inserting your USB stick upside down
[15:58:41]<   USA_Police   >   You have the right to an attorney
[15:58:43]<   Sorunome   >   lol keoni
[15:58:44]<   keoni   >   :P
[15:59:05]<   Eeems   >   Hmm, IP doesn't match for USA_Police
[15:59:08]<   Eeems   >   No idea who it is
[15:59:21]<   USA_Police   >   Anything you say cana nd will be used in court
[15:59:29]<   CalebHansberry   >   might be the DHS
[15:59:35]<   Sorunome   >   because kiwiirc <:<
[15:59:45]<   keoni   >   It's eeems
[15:59:49]<   CalebHansberry   >   cana nd == cana da?
[15:59:57]<   shmibs   >   doop doop doop
[16:00:05]<   Sorunome   >   is it shmibs? O.O
[16:00:17]<   Streetwalrus   >   Loop
[16:00:18]<   Streetwalrus   >   Lol*
[16:00:18]<   JWinslow23   >   "The only number whose cube is made of three digits that each occur two times"
[16:00:19]* Eeems kicked USA_Police from the channel (Eeems)
[16:00:31]<   Eeems   >   Feel free to talk to him in -spam if you want
[16:00:38]<   keoni   >   Gtg. School's closing
[16:00:41]<   CalebHansberry   >   Well, I guess I'll pay $5.80, sorry if you tend to pay for stuff when if hit's your door :<
[16:00:42]<   Eeems   >   bbiab, meeting
[16:00:43]<   Sorunome   >   Eeems: you should have done some USA sereotype reason -.-'
[16:00:46]<   shmibs   >   Eeems, quien estaba?
[16:00:52]<   Eeems   >   CalebH: no problem
[16:01:00]<   CalebHansberry   >   Okay :)
[16:01:10]*USA_Police joined the channel
[16:01:16]<   Juju   >   ._.
[16:01:24]* Eeems kicked USA_Police from the channel (Eeems)
[16:01:26]<   Eeems   >   :P
[16:01:28]<   CalebHansberry   >   :O
[16:01:31]<   Juju   >   ._.
[16:01:37]<   Juju   >   We have a badass over here.
[16:01:47]<   Eeems   >   I don't recognize their authority!
[16:01:48]<   Eeems   >   brb
[16:01:48]<   Streetwalrus   >   Lol
[16:01:49]<   CalebHansberry   >   do that if the DHS actually comes over
[16:01:59]<   Streetwalrus   >   Haha
[16:02:06]<   Sorunome   >   inb4 this escalates into a global political battle
[16:02:19]*shmibs bans everyone with a US ip
[16:02:26]<   Streetwalrus   >   Soru++
[16:02:28]*Sorunome bans *!*@*
[16:02:43]<   Juju   >   welp.
[16:02:44]<   ordelore   >   but but
[16:02:48]<   Streetwalrus   >   Also shmibs aren't you murrican ?
[16:02:59]<   shmibs   >   hehe, it's a small price to pay
[16:03:09]*shmibs can just connect via vps

EDIT (Eeems): Joined double post
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on June 20, 2014, 12:53:27 pm
He he this was fun. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on June 20, 2014, 02:57:45 pm
It just happened again o.o
Quote
20:52 <+aeTIos> a useful tool*
20:52 <+aeTIos> focused on a
20:52 -!- DHS [[email protected]] has joined #omnimaga
20:52 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> Sorunome, aeTIos: an useful tool, remember? the thing that let you see where you got your rep
20:52 <+aeTIos> aah
20:52 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> Juju's most famous grammar blunder
20:52 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> :P
20:53 <+aeTIos> no
20:53 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> i think it's in boot2490's sig
20:53 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> btw, is boot2490 still around?
20:53 -!- NSA [[email protected]] has joined #omnimaga
20:53 <+aeTIos> :o
20:53 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> o.o
20:53 <+aeTIos> Welcome, mr nsa
20:53 <+Twilight> Like the NSA or DHS would use kiwiirc
20:53 < NSA> THanks
20:53 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<harold> Last Active: December 22, 2013, 05:30:07 am
20:54 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<harold> boot2490
20:54 <+OmnomIRC> (O)* flyingfisch has nothing to hide. no really!
20:54 -!- FBI [[email protected]] has joined #omnimaga
20:54 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> ahhh!
20:54 <+aeTIos> lol
20:54 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> woops
20:54 <+aeTIos> inb4
20:54 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> i mean, who cares? who cares about the FBI and NSA?
20:54 < DHS> If you cooperate
20:54 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> they can't find me
20:54 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<harold> go away FBI, I already deleted all my cheese pizza
20:54 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> i mean, they don't want to find me
20:54 < NSA> You will not be harmed
20:54 <+aeTIos> CIA [[email protected]
20:54 <&Sorunome> this is getting rediculus
20:54 <+aeTIos> ]
20:54 <&Sorunome> i'm about to /kick you
20:55 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> i mean, i don't have anything to hide
20:55 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> yeah. the last one
20:55 <+aeTIos> has joined #omnimaga
20:55 < FBI> All your ips have been siphoned
20:55 <+aeTIos> CIA [[email protected]] has joined #omnimaga
20:55 <+aeTIos> *
20:55 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<harold> inb4 v&
20:55 <+aeTIos> You have no power here
20:55 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<harold> so who's doing this shit anyway? ashbad?
20:55 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch>  /kick CIA
20:55 < DHS> As hackers, you are dangerous
20:55 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch>  /kick NSA
20:55 -!- DHS was kicked from #omnimaga by Sorunome [Sorunome]
20:56 -!- NSA was kicked from #omnimaga by Sorunome [Sorunome]
20:56 -!- FBI was kicked from #omnimaga by Sorunome [Sorunome]
20:56 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch>  /kick FBI
20:56 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> lol
20:56 <+aeTIos> http://i.lvme.me/xmeh35.jpg
20:56 <&Sorunome> next time they'll get a kickban
20:56 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> moar powah to teh OPS!!!!
20:56 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ordelore> hey guys
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on June 20, 2014, 04:43:16 pm
"You have no power here" I liked this part. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on June 20, 2014, 04:45:32 pm
Especially because sorunome just kicked the wannabe NSAFBICIA :p
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on June 20, 2014, 04:48:28 pm
Idk who it was but it was pretty funny. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on June 21, 2014, 04:31:11 am
Dunno who was trolling the chan, but that was pretty funny. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on June 21, 2014, 04:50:23 am
Early morning...

Quote from: omnomirc
4:37:45 AM]   Sorunome   hi
[4:37:51 AM]   Streetwalrus   Hi
[4:37:55 AM]   CVSoft-D   hi
[4:38:00 AM]   Streetwalrus   See private soru
[4:38:21 AM]   CVSoft-D   *checks privates*  :P
[4:39:30 AM]   Streetwalrus   Lol
[4:39:33 AM]   Streetwalrus   You can't
[4:39:36 AM]   Streetwalrus    :P
[4:39:50 AM]   *   CVSoft-D tries to look at soru's privates but fails
[4:39:54 AM]   Streetwalrus   We are not in #private
[4:41:23 AM]   Art_of_camelot   D: This sounds intentionally dirty.  <_<
[4:41:28 AM]   *   New post by Keoni29 in Post your desktop http://ourl.ca/3395/387611 (http://ourl.ca/3395/387611)
[4:41:30 AM]   CVSoft-D   >.>
[4:41:32 AM]   Sorunome    :P
4:42:19 AM]   *   New post by Sorunome in 9001 signs you're addicted to... http://ourl.ca/6141/387612 (http://ourl.ca/6141/387612)
[4:42:19 AM]   Streetwalrus   AoC lolnope
[4:42:26 AM]   harold   I'm surprised no one posted the grill thing in the quotes thread
[4:42:31 AM]   Sorunome   you will never know aoc Evil
[4:42:40 AM]   harold   that was so much worse
[4:42:43 AM]   *   Art_of_camelot blames CVSSoft
[4:42:52 AM]   *   CVSoft-D blames CVSSoft
[4:43:11 AM]   harold   lol
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ordelore on June 21, 2014, 10:00:20 am
I think I know who it was. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)



Spoiler For The Truth:
Spoiler For Are you sure?:
Spoiler For Really?:
It was
Spoiler For the game:
ME!

EDIT (Eeems): Merged double post
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: pimathbrainiac on June 21, 2014, 01:25:14 pm
Triple post much?

/me runs
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on June 21, 2014, 01:53:26 pm
Early morning...

Quote from: omnomirc
4:37:45 AM]   Sorunome   hi
[4:37:51 AM]   Streetwalrus   Hi
[4:37:55 AM]   CVSoft-D   hi
[4:38:00 AM]   Streetwalrus   See private soru
[4:38:21 AM]   CVSoft-D   *checks privates*  :P
[4:39:30 AM]   Streetwalrus   Lol
[4:39:33 AM]   Streetwalrus   You can't
[4:39:36 AM]   Streetwalrus    :P
[4:39:50 AM]   *   CVSoft-D tries to look at soru's privates but fails
[4:39:54 AM]   Streetwalrus   We are not in #private
[4:41:23 AM]   Art_of_camelot   D: This sounds intentionally dirty.  <_<
[4:41:28 AM]   *   New post by Keoni29 in Post your desktop http://ourl.ca/3395/387611 (http://ourl.ca/3395/387611)
[4:41:30 AM]   CVSoft-D   >.>
[4:41:32 AM]   Sorunome    :P
4:42:19 AM]   *   New post by Sorunome in 9001 signs you're addicted to... http://ourl.ca/6141/387612 (http://ourl.ca/6141/387612)
[4:42:19 AM]   Streetwalrus   AoC lolnope
[4:42:26 AM]   harold   I'm surprised no one posted the grill thing in the quotes thread
[4:42:31 AM]   Sorunome   you will never know aoc Evil
[4:42:40 AM]   harold   that was so much worse
[4:42:43 AM]   *   Art_of_camelot blames CVSSoft
[4:42:52 AM]   *   CVSoft-D blames CVSSoft
[4:43:11 AM]   harold   lol
Lol that was actually a lot later for us GMT+1 people. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: TIfanx1999 on June 21, 2014, 01:57:42 pm
True, but not for CVSoft and myself. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on June 21, 2014, 02:15:47 pm
Yeah, still fun. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ordelore on June 25, 2014, 01:46:35 pm
Quote
<Streetwalrus> she's too hot
<Streetwalrus> couldn't resist
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> context...
<Streetwalrus> <_<
<Streetwalrus> don't you post it on the funny quotes thred :P
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> I went on TI Planet 5 minutes, I come back here and start reading the last words, what do you want me to think about ? :P
<Streetwalrus> thread*
<Streetwalrus> lol
<Sorunome> sex?
* Sorunome runs
<Streetwalrus> <_<
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> oh, Sorunome, what did you think ?
<Streetwalrus> why did you mention it
<Sorunome> i didn't think at all :D
<Streetwalrus> it's funnier when implicit
<Streetwalrus> lol
* Sorunome preforms implicit differentiation on Streetwalrus
<Streetwalrus> <_<
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on June 25, 2014, 01:47:32 pm
Hay, it's all about calculus :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on June 25, 2014, 01:50:30 pm
Lol context always matters. XD You guys cornered me pretty well but there were already so many occasions to corner aeTIos and Soru too. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ordelore on June 25, 2014, 03:19:45 pm
But you didn't and are now blessed with 20/20 hindsight.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 26, 2014, 01:37:02 am
This is awesome. Now we learn more about Streetwalrus :trollface:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on June 26, 2014, 12:16:22 pm
Do you think you really know me ? :devil:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on June 26, 2014, 12:52:05 pm
Do you think you really know me ? :devil:
You don't know how much I stalked you information I found out about you >:D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on June 26, 2014, 01:11:39 pm
I'd be interested in that. <_< Drop me a pm. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on June 26, 2014, 02:37:21 pm
Two in one ! \o/
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                    │20:30:04     +OmnomIRC | (O)<Runer112> "... (very hard) and used a tool to enlarge my hole"                                                   │
                    │20:30:53     +OmnomIRC | (O)<DJ Omnimaga> yes                                                                                                 │
                    │20:31:15     +OmnomIRC | (O)<DJ Omnimaga> and Streetwalrus not that much since I didn't alter the hardware itself. Just made the reset hole   │
                    │                       | larger so I can fit a pen :P                                                                                         │
                    │20:31:41     +OmnomIRC | (O)<DJ Omnimaga> also Runer112 this doesn't beat your quote where you ask TI-BASIC help :P                           │
                    │20:31:56 +Streetwalrus | yes but you voided you warranty :P                                                                                   │
                    │20:32:06     +OmnomIRC | (O)<Runer112> I rarely use basic any more, so it's a bit rusty                                                       │
                    │20:32:08 +Streetwalrus | also lol runer                                                                                                       │
                    │20:32:26     +OmnomIRC | (O)<Runer112> and I was asking about a pretty weird thing that I wouldn't even expect most people to know            │
                    │20:32:27             * | New post by aeTIos in Show off your Rollercoaster... http://ourl.ca/19012/388092                                     │
                    │20:32:42     +OmnomIRC | (O)<Runer112> it took three independent people to form the full answer                                               │
                    │20:33:00       +aeTIos | ^such post very images                                                                                               │
                    │20:34:11             * | ` kicks doge                                                                                                         │
                    │20:34:59       +aeTIos | doge 4ever                                                                                                           │
                    │20:35:06             * | New post by Streetwalrus in Show off your Rollercoaster... http://ourl.ca/19012/388093                               │
                    │20:35:12             * | ` kicks aeTIos in the shins                                                                                          │
                    │20:35:17 +Streetwalrus | lol                                                                                                                  │
                    │20:35:20        ~Eeems | that's very rude of you `                                                                                            │
                    │20:35:32      Frostion | doge is dead                                                                                                         │
                    │20:35:36             * | ` bites Eeems                                                                                                        │
                    │20:35:52        ~Eeems | :'(     
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 27, 2014, 11:20:49 pm
[10:57:20 PM]   DJ Omnimaga   how come streetwalrus only has +69/-8 respect
[10:57:23 PM]   DJ Omnimaga   O.O
[11:15:01 PM]   Juju   how come Streetwalrus has +69
[11:15:08 PM]   Juju   how come 69
[11:15:10 PM]   Juju   69
[11:19:38 PM]   DJ Omnimaga   O.O
[11:19:45 PM]   DJ Omnimaga   just noticed number now O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on June 28, 2014, 03:27:38 am
Lol wtf ? XD
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eiyeron on June 29, 2014, 03:40:43 am
Hay, it's all about calculus :P

That seems... Derivative.
(Cue big Yeah)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 30, 2014, 01:15:00 am
Sometimes, the world is upside down >.<

[11:37:13 PM]   aeTIos   flyingfisch: im also going to bed
[11:37:16 PM]   aeTIos   at 6am
[11:37:16 PM]   aeTIos   XD
[11:38:18 PM]   flyingfisch   lol
[11:39:27 PM]   aeTIos   too much RCT3
[11:41:55 PM]   *   New post by flyingfisch in Awesome pictures thread  http://ourl.ca/15342/388337
[1:11:10 AM]   DJ Omnimaga   welp


The story behind this quote is that I had just woke up about 1 hour prior writing that last line. Basically, instead of aeTIos waking up around this time and me going to bed, it was the other way around, despite timezones <_<
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on June 30, 2014, 04:19:55 am
Lol. I think I went to bed at like 4am too. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 26, 2014, 06:21:31 pm
O.O :'(

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[6:17:42 PM]   DJ Omnimaga   lol
[6:17:50 PM]   Sorunome   D: a DJ!
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on July 26, 2014, 06:31:37 pm
No worries
/me hugs DJ Omnimaga
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on July 26, 2014, 07:18:24 pm
That's what they do to me on the Cemetech Minecraft server :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eeems on July 26, 2014, 09:41:17 pm
That's what they do to me on the Cemetech Minecraft server :P
I wouldn't be proud of that if I were you.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 27, 2014, 01:31:17 am
Unless it's done as inside joke of course, but it probably depends what you do on the server. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on July 27, 2014, 07:39:30 am
It's an inside joke because I do some random stuff  (aka jumping off spawn in an attempt to get out that usually results in death), but they don't really care.

It was a long time ago, they long stopped doing that.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on August 01, 2014, 08:01:33 pm
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<DJ Omnimaga> the akward moment when your entire Gmail spam folder is filled with the typical enlargment pills spam, but you have exactly 69 spam
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on August 02, 2014, 04:57:25 am
That makes you wonder what typical is... O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: 123outerme on August 03, 2014, 06:42:47 pm
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*   Sorunome has kicked OmnomIRC from #omnimaga (you suck)



Edit-y: Oops. I always accidentally uses the Quote button instead of the Modify button. <_<

Edit (Eeems): Merged double post
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on August 03, 2014, 06:44:20 pm
You quoted that from yourself O.O

thought it was my computer double-posting again when I saw in on OmnIRC :P

EDIT: That was one step late :P [-.-]~
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 03, 2014, 08:10:58 pm
O.O

[8:05:28 PM]   Sorunome   Streetwalru is in bed?:
[8:05:44 PM]   Streetwalrus   not yet
[8:05:45 PM]   Juju   Streetwalrus is a baed?
[8:05:48 PM]   Streetwalrus   Shocked
[8:05:50 PM]   Juju   er, bed
[8:05:57 PM]   Sorunome   come on, i wanted to join! Sad
[8:06:09 PM]   Streetwalrus   lol
[8:06:14 PM]   Juju   lol
[8:06:16 PM]   Streetwalrus   wait what Shocked
[8:06:21 PM]   Sorunome   Evil
[8:06:23 PM]   *   Sorunome hides
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on August 03, 2014, 08:30:19 pm
I think this a coincidence, but
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=baed

and Juju said street was a baed/bed :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on August 22, 2014, 06:56:19 pm
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<+aeTIos> night gays and guys
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on August 22, 2014, 07:41:04 pm
wtf aeTIos :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on August 22, 2014, 09:43:18 pm
1 typo, whole different meaning :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 23, 2014, 09:54:55 am
This totally doesn't look wrong right? :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on August 24, 2014, 04:55:11 pm
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* matrefeytontias has magic screws and can finger anything
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Matrefeytontias on August 24, 2014, 04:56:35 pm
Context, even if it actually doesn't excuse it <_<
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on August 25, 2014, 07:03:11 pm
O.O DJ is our grandpa.
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<DJ Omnimaga> juju is 23 and me 82
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on August 25, 2014, 09:34:54 pm
 :D
If DJ was 28 (if that's what he meant to say) when Omni was founded then it would be in the 50's
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 25, 2014, 10:45:35 pm
There are members who were not even born when Omni was founded. O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on August 25, 2014, 11:09:02 pm
When was Omni founded? 2001?

(I'm not born,if you're referring to me)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: 123outerme on August 25, 2014, 11:29:04 pm
Depends on what month it was founded. If it was May 31, 2001 or later, I was alive when Omnimaga was founded.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 25, 2014, 11:34:46 pm
Omnimaga itself was founded on September 1st 2001. The website started much later, though (March 3rd 2004). I was still 15 when Omni started. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on August 26, 2014, 06:01:21 am
Yup, omni has b-day in 6 days :)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on August 26, 2014, 11:12:38 am
I'm not alive when Omni was founded :P

I'm only 12 :P and possibly the youngest here
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 28, 2014, 10:12:48 pm
Of all the Omni users, this is the last thing I would ever have expected from Streetwalrus in particular (knowing him) O.O

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[10:10:33 PM]   Streetwalrus   I used vmware fusion when I had a mac
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on August 28, 2014, 11:56:58 pm
Yep :P

He always told me to get rid of my mac :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 29, 2014, 12:23:10 pm
I dont really mind Macs but I Thought it was Linda funny to sée that Street in particular, who  absolutely hate them, had one :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Hayleia on August 29, 2014, 02:18:25 pm
Maybe he had one, had a particularly awful experience with it and now hates them :P
What I am not surprised to learn is that he used vmware fusion on it :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 02, 2014, 09:05:07 pm
Somebody seems scared of walruses <_<

[9:04:29 PM]   DJ Omnimaga   JWalrus23
[9:04:36 PM]   DJ Omnimaga   what if everyone became walruses
[9:04:36 PM]   *   JWinslow23 has left #omnimaga (null)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: AzNg0d1030 on September 02, 2014, 09:23:24 pm
Relevant.

[9:14:31 PM]   Juju   http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltjfrtEfGJ1qfewofo1_1280.jpg
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 02, 2014, 11:12:59 pm
Now every pony-related member have to change their nicknames accordingly. There's no Derpy, though, right? ???
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on September 02, 2014, 11:45:45 pm
Derpybot?
Do bots count?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 03, 2014, 12:03:04 am
Nope. :P So far we had turiqwalrus who started with that name when he joined, then Streetwalker changed to Streetwalrus last year (at one point Turiq wanted to change to Turiqwalker as a joke) and now my alternate IRC account is DJ_Omniwalrus. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on September 03, 2014, 12:28:27 am
Okay this just happened.
Spoiler For Spoiler:
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[04:21:38]< aeTIosWalrus   > nah I knew
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04:21< EeemsWalrus   > oh gawd
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04:21< EeemsWalrus   > I'm so sorry06:22 -!- EeeZorBotWalrus [[email protected]] has quit [[eeems.irc.omnimaga.org] Local kill by EeemsWalrus (I'm so sorry)]
06:22 <+aeTIosWalrus> HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
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06:22 <&Geekwalrus> really eeems
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06:22 <+aeTIosWalrus> Oh god I'm tolosing my shit
06:22 <+^> (O)<turiqwalrus> xD
06:22 <+aeTIosWalrus> WTF
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06:22 <+aeTIosWalrus> WTF
06:22 <+aeTIosWalrus> WTF
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06:23 <+aeTIosWalrus> hahahaha
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06:23 -!- mode/#omnimaga [+qo Eeems Eeems] by `
06:23 <~Eeems> I'm so sorry guys
06:23 <~Eeems> pasted the link without thinking
06:23 <+aeTIosWalrus> who cares shit happens
06:24 <~Eeems> https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/763272/tmp/nightmare.jpg
That's not how you paste a picture, eeems.

Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eeems on September 03, 2014, 12:30:01 am
I will now sit in a corner in shame. Although, if you were to put all that together and put it in your browser's URL bar, it would bring up the picture.
Example
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 03, 2014, 01:23:25 am
This reminds me early Source Coder (Cemetech) image URLs from 2005-06 but much longer O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eeems on September 03, 2014, 10:52:30 am
This reminds me early Source Coder (Cemetech) image URLs from 2005-06 but much longer O.O
Its a data URL. The actual data for the image that it shows is stored in the URL itself.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 03, 2014, 11:06:13 am
Yeah I know. Just that with SourceCoder they were much shorter since the 83+ used monochrome, 96x64 images. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: AzNg0d1030 on September 03, 2014, 09:11:54 pm
[9:10:26 PM]   123outerme   I'm so tired that I almost peed into the trash can in the bathroom
[9:10:33 PM]   123outerme   Instead of the toilet

I see. Common problem, I'd recommend consulting a urinologist on how to properly pee into a trash can with accuracy and precision and eliminate splash.
Try calling 1-80PEETRASH
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on September 03, 2014, 10:34:45 pm
Shall we call that phone? :trollface:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on September 04, 2014, 07:49:06 am
Shall we call that phone? :trollface:
Yes.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: 123outerme on September 05, 2014, 10:21:44 pm
[10:18:46 PM]   123outerme   I exist in this IRC chat now
[10:19:04 PM]   Sorunome   no, you don't

[10:19:06 PM]   Sorunome   you only pretend to

[10:19:18 PM]   123outerme   deeeeep
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 19, 2014, 12:47:56 am
Not really an Omnimaga quote and quite a bit trollish, but somebody used this as his forum signature on the old Omnimaga forums and I thought it was kinda funny, especially if you now replace Microsoft with TI :trollface: http://z9.invisionfree.com/omnimaga/index.php?showuser=102 :

Quote
Timendus of MaxCoderz:
"I guess people are just so used to yelling on about their problems instead of contacting the people who could fix it because they've been taught by Microsoft and some others that problems are always there to stay, and complaining about in the proper place them will not make any difference whatsoever."


Also I think I missed that old post back then from one of the many Nikky-not-banned moments O.O
If you don't vote for Noshell you're a communist.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 22, 2014, 02:37:57 am
Are bad internets dangerous? :P

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[2:36:30 AM]   DJ Omnimaga   sorry I had to
[2:36:51 AM]   DJ Omnimaga   hi element
[2:36:58 AM]   Element   hi
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[2:37:08 AM]   Element   I´m sick of this internet derping >_>
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[2:37:17 AM]   DJ Omnimaga   did you just cause a netsplit?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on September 22, 2014, 07:34:31 am
<Sorunome> hi
* aeTIos lost
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ElementCoder on September 22, 2014, 07:44:09 am
Are bad internets dangerous? :P

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[2:36:30 AM]   DJ Omnimaga   sorry I had to
[2:36:51 AM]   DJ Omnimaga   hi element
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[2:37:08 AM]   Element   I´m sick of this internet derping >_>
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[2:37:17 AM]   DJ Omnimaga   did you just cause a netsplit?
/me noms all internets
Luckily it's solved now so it won't happen anymore ... maybe >:D
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: 123outerme on September 22, 2014, 04:45:44 pm
Quote
[4:43:03 PM]   123outerme   what the...
[4:43:10 PM]   123outerme   ffffun?
[4:43:29 PM]   123outerme   So, this person (that I'm pretty sure is a spambot, btw)
[4:43:56 PM]   123outerme   just messaged me on skype basically inviting me to a "live" webchat service that I've never even heard of
[4:44:15 PM]   123outerme   And basically saying a bunch of sexual stuff
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 22, 2014, 11:44:22 pm
Yeah that's pretty common x.x. I think that often they are bots pretending to be hot chicks then they either ask your credit card number to watch more or lure you to some shady website filled with malware.

Some are real users, though. I even got some on Facebook when I made it on top of the Reverbnation Quebec City music charts


EDIT:

Quote
[9:32:20 AM]   Sorunome   everything, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate and hate leads to suffering

False: IE6 leads to anger, IE6 leads to hate and IE6 leads to suffering :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on September 23, 2014, 09:42:26 pm
IE6 leads to firefox, firefox leads to chrome, and chrome leads to... something else.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on September 24, 2014, 07:45:32 am
[...]

EDIT:

Quote
[9:32:20 AM]   Sorunome   everything, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate and hate leads to suffering

False: IE6 leads to anger, IE6 leads to hate and IE6 leads to suffering :P
But Star Wars quote D:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 28, 2014, 11:34:17 pm
In case somebody wants to append this to the first post, along with all the quotes missing after Quote 139, here are #omnimaga quotes from 2005-06. The quote IDs are high because they were botnet-wide, so other channels had their own quote lists but shared the same ID pool.

Quote
470   Kevin_O   19:11 10 Feb 06   <xlibman> !google fuck <efneTI30> Search Result 1: Resource Center / Tips & Tutorials / Advanced Search (http://studio.adobe.com/us/search/main.jsp)
469   Patori   17:45 9 Feb 06   <Gambit_> !google decrease kbps mp3 <efneTI30> Search Result 1: Take Control of Your Period, The Well-Timed Period: From Quality ... (http://tcoyp.com/)
464   alex10819   17:57 7 Feb 06   <alex10819> he got his shirt stuck in his zipper <kalan_vod> thats not my shirt...
465   alex10819   17:57 7 Feb 06   <alex10819> he got his shirt stuck in his zipper <kalan_vod> thats not my shirt...
463   Kevin_O   10:14 7 Feb 06   <Krid> Nor Myself, since it's awesome to code <kalan_vod> Yeah, the chicks did it! <Krid> You lost me there <kalan_vod> The females like a guy who codes for calculators [/sarcasim]
462   Kevin_O   19:48 4 Feb 06   <xlibman> !seen _3fg_ [21:47] <Remius>   _3FG_ ([email protected]) was last seen joining #tcpa only 2 seconds ago. _3FG_ is still on #tcpa. [21:47] <efneTI86>   _3FG_ ([email protected]) was last seen joining #tcpa only 3 seconds ago. _3FG_ is still on #tcpa. [21:47] -->|   _3FG_ ([email protected]) h
461   Kevin_O   18:56 4 Feb 06   <kalan_vod> QUick someone send some rechargable tr1p1eas to patori!
460   Kevin_O   18:51 3 Feb 06   <xlibman> !seen Kevin_O <Remius> I found 104 matches to your query; please refine it to see any output.
450   Kevin_O   14:48 22 Jan 06   <AnthonyL> Oh well nice talking with you but I need to go <AnthonyL> One last thing <Kevin_O> ? <AnthonyL> !t Change! <Kevin_O> O_O =-=   efneTI86 has changed the topic to ?Change!? <AnthonyL> :) <Kevin_O> !k AnthonyL =-=   AnthonyL was booted from #omnimaga by efneTI86 (Kevin_O)
437   Kevin_O   16:58 15 Jan 06   !qadd <tr1p1ea> meowed <+Kevin_O> O_o * Kevin_O thinks tr1p1ea is slowly morphing into a cat <tr1p1ea> slowly! <tr1p1ea> i am teh kitties! <+Kevin_O> O_O * tr1p1ea runs off to chase a mouse * Kevin_O hides <tr1p1ea> *cant get cable to unplug* <tr1p1ea> silly usb
371   alex10819   17:47 6 Dec 05   <[froody]> SliqX2: god you stink
368   Kevin_O   10:36 6 Dec 05   <AnthonyL> YEAH SON <AnthonyL> DIS IS DA NEW ME <AnthonyL> IM GANSTHA <AnthonyL> BLING BLING! <AnthonyL> DEM DER CALCULATORZ ARE DE SHITZ! <Kevin_O> o.o <Kevin_O> wtf <AnthonyL> YO DONT BE HATIN
341   alex10819   16:43 3 Dec 05   wcm20102004: I am going tro quit irc
319   Kevin_O   16:21 15 Nov 05   <Kevin_O> try to not abuse the !q, !qadd, !qdel, !f***, !qsay and !quote commands tho [originally added by KermM] [Added onionman at 2005/11/15 16:20]
310   Kevin_O   20:57 1 Nov 05   |<--   gravsys has left efnet (Quit: moving from a 40mhz sparc to a 1.7GHZ P4)
302   Kevin_O   07:47 19 Oct 05   |<-- Beelzebub has left efnet (Killed (hub.uk (Nick collision (new))))
295   Kevin_O   18:45 7 Oct 05   <Alex10819> that bot has a nasty attitude <Alex10819> i dont like it a bit <Kevin_O> lol <AlexHelp> yeah yeah... and i dont like you putting me on some girls computer when she doesnt even know what eggdrop.conf does
278   Kevin_O   12:30 17 Sep 05   <alex10819> AlexHelp is coming... and he works better now -->|   AlexHelp ([email protected]) has joined #omnimaga <alex10819> !weather KAVL <alex10819> botlag?
273   Kevin_O   19:07 3 Sep 05   <Kevin_O> I'll bbl, just need to eat a lil smthin, cya <AnthonyL> how about: SPAM OMNIMAGA BECAUSE KEVIN_O WILL EAT YOUR BRAINS! <AnthonyL> see!!!!!!!!! he IS going to eat!!!! AHHH [...] <AnthonyL> !t SPAM OMNIMAGA BECAUSE KEVIN_O WILL EAT YOUR BRAINS! =-=   efneTI86 has changed the topic to ?SPAM OMNIMAGA BECAUSE KEVIN_O WILL EAT YOUR BRAINS!?


Source: https://web.archive.org/web/20070221192442/http://tcpa.aardy.net/quotes/?channel=omnimaga
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on October 19, 2014, 12:30:09 pm
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<Sorunome> is DJ_Omniwalrus around or anybody else who knows their way around reuben2 ?
DJ_Omniwalrus has quit (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity)
<^> (#) DJOWalrii has quit #omnimaga (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity)
<Sorunome> a simple "no" would have been enough
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 23, 2014, 06:04:55 pm
Lol Soru. Note that I was away for 2 hours, though, and IRCCloud disconnects people after 2 hours of inactivity unless they purchase a premium account. :P


Also not an Omni quote, but I saw this in an old ticalc.org news and I laughed hard XD

Quote from: Tim Buckingham http://www.ticalc.org/archives/news/articles/4/40/40306.html
Anyway, it seems that TI doesnt actually have a trademark on TI News, although they do have a trademark on the word "Good".

*glares at calculator technical specs*
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on October 29, 2014, 07:59:39 pm
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[19:57:55]   matrefeytontias   kill -9 jamesguessis
[19:57:56]   *   calc84 has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 29, 2014, 11:18:12 pm
Kill fail :P

Or spawn kill?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: XiiDraco on October 29, 2014, 11:37:52 pm
You know, sometimes I go through here just to think to myself, "What the hell am I reading?" :w00t:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eeems on October 30, 2014, 10:44:41 pm
You know, sometimes I go through here just to think to myself, "What the hell am I reading?" :w00t:
Words I hope.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 30, 2014, 10:50:06 pm
I think he's more talking about how random some of the stuff can be in this topic or IRC. :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on October 30, 2014, 10:52:38 pm
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Princetonlion.tibd   runerbot stopped
Runer112   did he
Runer112   @z80 test
RunerBot   [Z80] ERROR \ Could not assemble: test
Princetonlion.tibd   ...
Princetonlion.tibd   What if nickybot comes
Princetonlion.tibd   (Sorry runer I thought you were runerbot  :P)

After the runerbot spree. in spam.

I thought runer was runerbot...
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 30, 2014, 10:56:07 pm
I think it's the same. At first, Runer112 was basically an IRC connection from which he could chat but also had scripts that did bot-like commands.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eeems on October 31, 2014, 02:08:35 pm
I think he's more talking about how random some of the stuff can be in this topic or IRC. :P
I'm being facetious (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/facetious) ;P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on October 31, 2014, 06:40:39 pm
PM with dj
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<DJ_Omniwalrus> also lol I always forget reuben faces 1 direction x.x
<Sorunome> why is he facing a band O.O
<DJ_Omniwalrus> also
<DJ_Omniwalrus> LOL
<Sorunome> :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 31, 2014, 06:42:10 pm
I lol'ed XD

Btw the context is that Reuben Quest sprite in the original BASIC games always faces South to save speed.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on November 03, 2014, 02:26:07 am
Really took me a few seconds to realize what this was about.

Puns are best jokes. Always.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 03, 2014, 06:51:26 pm
From a private convo with Streetwalrus and aeTIos, which has to be posted:

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<DJ_Omniwalrus> is it bad if I want to check telegram on my phone but instead pick up my calculator?
<aeTIos> no
<aeTIos> thats healthy
<DJ_Omniwalrus> lol
<aeTIos> its a sign of your brains that you should program instead of slack off with your phone
<Streetwalrus> that's a pretty normal reaction what are you saying
<Streetwalrus> ^
<Streetwalrus> my calcs are in a drawer
<aeTIos> mine are usually swimming on the floor somewhere
<DJ_Omniwalrus> swimmin g? You put them in water? D:
<Streetwalrus> lol
<aeTIos> I give them a bath every day

Poor calcs (and floor) D:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on November 03, 2014, 10:36:58 pm
O.O

Do they (still) work?  :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on November 04, 2014, 06:42:26 am
Hay you gotta clean your calcs /somehow/ :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: 123outerme on November 04, 2014, 05:21:00 pm
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[5:16:52 PM]   123outerme   Yeah, 1Password is free
[5:17:03 PM]   123outerme   I literally saw it and then was like
[5:17:24 PM]   123outerme   :| Cool
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 04, 2014, 06:04:23 pm
I don't get it D:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: jamesguessis on November 04, 2014, 06:06:33 pm
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[5:16:52 PM]   123outerme   Yeah, 1Password is free
[5:17:03 PM]   123outerme   I literally saw it and then was like
[5:17:24 PM]   123outerme   :| Cool
what's 1password?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: bb010g on November 04, 2014, 08:58:53 pm
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[5:16:52 PM]   123outerme   Yeah, 1Password is free
[5:17:03 PM]   123outerme   I literally saw it and then was like
[5:17:24 PM]   123outerme   :| Cool
what's 1password?
A really nice password manager. https://agilebits.com/onepassword
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: 123outerme on November 09, 2014, 07:38:21 pm
I don't get it D:

Instead of saying "I was like: AHH!" I was calmer.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on November 11, 2014, 03:53:25 pm
I don't get it D:

Instead of saying "I was like: AHH!" I was calmer.
Sorry to break it to you but it's not really funny. :/
Don't take it as rude please.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: 123outerme on November 13, 2014, 08:35:56 pm
It wasn't intended to be funny, it was sorta sarcasm  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: parserp on November 14, 2014, 04:15:13 pm
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[21:02:26]<   Happybobjr   >   The shading at the top of the 'smilies' makes them look dark or evil
[21:03:10]<   Happybobjr>    >   :D
[21:03:18]<   Happybobjr   >   :42:
[21:03:24]<   Happybobjr   >   :
[21:03:26]<   Happybobjr   >   :/
[21:03:34]<   Happybobjr   >   :)
[21:03:48]<   Happybobjr   >   its smiling because he killed his family.
[21:04:38]<   aeTIos   >   O.o
[21:04:52]<   aeTIos   >   oh I see what you mean

wut. Just, wut. O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on November 15, 2014, 12:55:09 pm
It wasn't intended to be funny, it was sorta sarcasm  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Then may I suggest that you read the topic title again ? :trollface:

Also lol at that one parserp.
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on November 22, 2014, 03:28:59 pm
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21:21 <+^> (#)<ParkerR> DeepThroat, I like how only when Im drunk i understand your snake game
21:21 <+^> (#)<ParkerR> I enever relaized you have to focus on the upper left
21:21 <+^> (#)<ParkerR> And not thw 3d
21:21 <+^> (#)<PentiumII> *DeepThought?
21:21 <+^> (#)<geekboy> deepthroat...
21:21 <+^> (O)<CalebHansberry> .-.
21:21 <+^> (#)<geekboy> really parker
21:24 <+^> (#)<ParkerR> geekboy, I MAY be dlightly drunk
21:24 <+^> (#)<ParkerR> And honestly
21:24 <+^> (#)<PentiumII> "dlightly"
21:24 <+^> (#)<ParkerR> Whenever you se deepthought
21:24 <+^> (#)<ParkerR> You have to thinkdeeptroat
21:25 <+aeTIos> umm. wtf parkerr
21:25 <+^> (#)<geekboy> uhm no i dont
21:25 <+^> (#)<ParkerR> :(
21:25 <+^> (#)<geekboy> and i think you need to like vamoose
21:25 <+^> (#)<geekboy> unless your sharing teh booze
21:25 <+^> (#)<geekboy> then shots
21:25 <+^> (#)<geekboy> !
21:25 <+^> (#)<PentiumII> don't drink and irc
21:25 <+^> (#)<ParkerR> :D
21:25 <+^> (#)<ParkerR> Fireball
21:25 <+^> (#)<geekboy> lol
21:25 <+^> (#)<geekboy> better question is why are you drunk
21:26 <+^> (#)<ParkerR> Umm
21:26 <+^> (#)<ParkerR> long week at work
21:26 <+^> (#)<PentiumII> to understand snake
21:26 <+^> (#)<ParkerR> And um
21:26 <+^> (#)<ParkerR> weeken
21:26 <+^> (#)<geekboy> lol
21:26 <+^> (#)<ParkerR> d
21:26 <+^> (#)<geekboy> is that the only argument you have? ;P
21:26 <+^> (#)<geekboy> cause its a good one lol
21:26 <+^> (#)<geekboy> but seriously :P I'm not drunk yet
21:26 <+^> (#)<ParkerR> Being IT does stuff o you
21:27 <+^> (#)<geekboy> ParkerR i cant get drunk yet i work in a few hours :(
21:27 <+^> (#)<geekboy> i hate working 2 jobs
21:27 <+^> (#)<ParkerR> Like handing out monitors and MULTIPLE people being like "So are you aking the odl cputer:"
21:27 <+^> (#)<ParkerR> *computer
21:28 <+^> (#)<ParkerR> *headdsk*

This is one of the weirdest things I've read on #omnimaga so far :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Eeems on November 26, 2014, 07:41:21 pm
Why was I not around when this happened? I would totally have gotten drunk with ParkerR and geekboy!
:(
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 26, 2014, 07:51:05 pm
In the last two weeks I only had 1 single evening shift, yet it had to be the same night this happened. <_<
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on December 16, 2014, 10:45:58 pm
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alberthro: speaking of being the best...
*alberthro is going to try and do well on his finals Big Frown
*Hooloovoo too
*pimath three
Hooloovoo: no pimath pi
*Hooloovoo runs
pimath: :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 16, 2014, 11:33:41 pm
What would happen if 3.1416 people tried to do well on their final? What would be the extra decimals? O.O
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on December 17, 2014, 11:51:58 am
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<^> (O)<Xeda112358> <_< me can't math
Is the apocalypse near?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 17, 2014, 12:08:15 pm
That sounds scary, Xeda D:
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on December 17, 2014, 12:22:22 pm
Holycrap we're close to universe collapsing. *.*
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: ordelore on December 17, 2014, 06:13:30 pm
What would happen if 3.1416 people tried to do well on their final? What would be the extra decimals? O.O
The same thing that happens when it takes 1/3 of an hour to get to your destination
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on December 17, 2014, 08:20:30 pm
What would happen if 3.1416 people tried to do well on their final? What would be the extra decimals? O.O
A few random body parts?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: bb010g on December 19, 2014, 12:35:01 am
What would happen if 3.1416 people tried to do well on their final? What would be the extra decimals? O.O
A few random body parts?
Pregnancy?
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on December 19, 2014, 06:39:01 pm
I was thinking along the lines of decapitation :P

That's the first thing I think of as a decimal of a human :P
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 20, 2014, 12:23:33 am
But what if the human was already 0.314 (approximately) in the first place, had his head and was still alive? :P (not as zombie)
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on February 04, 2015, 08:40:11 pm
A Balrog is here! Morgoth is taking over!
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[5:16:35 PM]   *   balrog has joined
[5:23:33 PM]   *   balrog has quit IRC (Read error: Operation timed out)
[5:32:48 PM]   Princetonlion.tibd   balrog O.o
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: Digital on February 22, 2015, 06:30:38 am
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12:24 <•Netham45> Lobsters don't age.
12:25 <•^> (O)<harold> they just get bigger
Title: Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
Post by: c4ooo on June 01, 2015, 09:59:56 pm
This:
Spoiler For Spoiler:
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[9:40:02 PM]   pimathbrainiac   hi
[9:40:05 PM]   geekboy   no
[9:41:28 PM]   *   pimathbrainiac goes off to die in a hole due to geekboy's disapproval
[9:41:43 PM]   iMo_Inx   hi
[9:41:49 PM]   *   Iambian tosses cherries into the hole
[9:42:01 PM]   *   pimathbrainiac tosses Iambian one of said cherries
[9:42:17 PM]   *   alberthro kicks pimathbraniac into a hole
[9:42:35 PM]   iMo_Inx   isnt he in a hole already
[9:42:47 PM]   *   alberthro kicks pimathbraniac into a deeper hole
[9:42:49 PM]   *   Iambian leaps to catch the returned cherry, then offers thanks for sharing the bounty while nomming with reckless abandon
[9:43:41 PM]   *   iMo_Inx is in awe of iambian's eloquent speak
[9:44:29 PM]   Iambian   It's a running gag
[9:45:08 PM]   *   c4ooo helps pimath out of hole
[9:45:10 PM]   iMo_Inx   ?
[9:45:37 PM]   *   geekboy placed pimath inside a bowl and surounds him with cherries
[9:45:40 PM]   *   geekboy waits
[9:45:47 PM]   Iambian   Whenever pimathbrainiac tosses me a delicious crimson orb of cherryness...
[9:45:48 PM]   Iambian   o.0
[9:45:50 PM]   Iambian   0.o
[9:45:53 PM]   *   c4ooo converts the hole into a rocket turnent and shoots geekboy
[9:45:56 PM]   Iambian   0.0
[9:46:13 PM]   iMo_Inx   ahhh
[9:46:50 PM]   *   Iambian rushes to nom the delicious cherries in the bowl without care or constraints to either good sense nor the laws of physics
[9:48:17 PM]   *   c4ooo eats gmo cherries that where grown in less time then real ones and sticks tonge out at Iambian
[9:48:59 PM]   Iambian   I like my all-natural hypercherries, grown right in Cthulhu's back yard!
[9:49:16 PM]   *   iMo_Inx wonders how much less time
[9:49:33 PM]   *   c4ooo while Iambian is distracted, i shoot him with my rocket turrent too smiley
[9:49:55 PM]   iMo_Inx   theres no n in turret
[9:51:31 PM]   *   c4ooo cries at being betrayed by pimath "no pimath you cant do this to me, why did you leave the turrent!"
[9:52:29 PM]   * &