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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #45 on: November 28, 2010, 03:37:43 pm »
58. While your food is cooking, you can see an odd moving line in the corner.
59. You can cook 10 meals at the touch of a button, but they don't cook in parallel.
60. In the new model, the food isn't cooked beginning to end, rather, the microwave skips a bunch of spots, and comes back to fill in the holes.
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #46 on: November 28, 2010, 04:52:33 pm »
Quote from: fb39ca4 on November 28, 2010, 03:37:43 pm
59. You can cook 10 meals at the touch of a button, but they don't cook in parallel.
61. They could cook in parallel, but you have to change the settings every time you turn the microwave on, and they would cook much slower.
62. It would come pre-loaded with a bunch of useless functions that you would have to delete every time you turned the microwave on in order to cook a meal of any significant size.
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #47 on: November 28, 2010, 06:02:17 pm »
63. there are nethams involved in jailbreaking them
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #48 on: November 28, 2010, 06:02:24 pm »
64: You can make a program for it that jailbreaks a blender

EDIT: Ninja'd kinda i guess
« Last Edit: November 28, 2010, 06:03:46 pm by Broseph Radson »
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #49 on: November 28, 2010, 06:39:57 pm »
65: There are four different cooking modes. One of them will only cook liquids, one refuses to cook anything that isn't circular, one of them requires that you define the area to be cooked, and the other is is probably useful, but no one has ever figured out how to use it.

66: There are a lot of features within the microwave that have nothing to do with cooking and it includes at least one dead token that will generate errors if used.
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #50 on: November 28, 2010, 09:32:53 pm »
What's the 4th mode? Been a while since I last used an 8x.
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #51 on: November 28, 2010, 09:34:08 pm »
Sequential graphing.
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #52 on: November 28, 2010, 09:39:23 pm »
Oh yeah...
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Could be useful for crumbs, though.
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #53 on: November 28, 2010, 10:13:35 pm »
67: Cooking any part of a lobster would make it explode!
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #54 on: November 28, 2010, 10:20:28 pm »
I know how to use sequential graphing :P
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #55 on: November 28, 2010, 10:42:41 pm »
I only managed to figure it out after about an hour with the manual and a book on chaos theory  :P

68: The microwave would have approximately half of its functions undocumented, making third party repair nearly impossible.
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #56 on: November 29, 2010, 12:26:25 am »
69: Anyone who actually tries to repair the microwave would receive a prompt DMCA takedown notice.
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #57 on: November 29, 2010, 12:31:51 am »
Quote from: Deep Thought on November 29, 2010, 12:26:25 am
69: Anyone who actually tries to repair the microwave would receive a prompt DMCA takedown notice.
70: ...or uses their fonts.
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #58 on: November 29, 2010, 01:25:57 am »
71: You would also get DMCA notices for hosting microwave OSes.
72: TI would try to counter attempts to hack the microwave with new versions of the OS.
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #59 on: November 30, 2010, 09:37:25 pm »
73: CASIO will start to make Microwaves too.
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