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Racist e-mail (Canadians be warned, eh)
« on: June 30, 2011, 04:47:33 am »
I just got an e-mail of this page.

Seriously? "144 Years of Beer, Hockey, and Bacon"?
A beer holding hard hat on the same page as two flags and a breathalizer?


rofl.


Edit: here's some other good ones.
http://e.dealextreme.com/albums/earthquake/ <\
http://e.dealextreme.com/albums/earth-hour/ <  ---These two were next to eachother.
http://e.dealextreme.com/albums/fast5/
http://e.dealextreme.com/albums/Mr-Oscar/ Who is Mr. Oscar on Dealextreme
http://e.dealextreme.com/albums/MJ/ wat
http://e.dealextreme.com/albums/watch/ Be more than a watch!
http://e.dealextreme.com/albums/travel/ wat
http://e.dealextreme.com/albums/board-game/ That's a fun board game.
http://e.dealextreme.com/albums/sunglasses/ Stylish
http://e.dealextreme.com/albums/camera/ That's a depressing poem.
http://e.dealextreme.com/albums/pets/ I hope I'm not the only one who took this wrongly.
http://e.dealextreme.com/albums/kitchen/ "Find your magic stone in the kitchen!" That guy looks -WAY- too happy.
http://e.dealextreme.com/albums/good-dream/ Entitled: "good dream"
http://e.dealextreme.com/albums/auto-parts/ General engrish
http://e.dealextreme.com/albums/Valentine-Day/ That's shallow. How Hallmarkish of them.
http://e.dealextreme.com/albums/mother-day/ Once again, shallow.
http://e.dealextreme.com/albums/labor_day/ I don't think they know what labor day is.
http://e.dealextreme.com/albums/HDMI/ DVI and HDMI... They use the same protocol.
http://e.dealextreme.com/albums/Cell-Phone/ Unique iPhones, you'll be the only one with cheap Chinese crap!
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Re: Racist e-mail (Canadians be warned, eh)
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2011, 09:25:42 am »
I wouldn't say that this is racist. Canadian isn't a race; it's a nationality. Sure, it's poking fun at Canadians, but racist is a bit of an extreme word to describe it. If that was the case, then every Michael Moore movie making fun of America would be racist. :P
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Re: Racist e-mail (Canadians be warned, eh)
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2011, 11:25:48 am »
Actually, that hard hat is not too bad.  I would use it for soft drinks or something.  :P

EDIT: Also, it sounds like it has either been badly written or terribly translated.
"Let's check out 'who' are the Winners of the 2010's best of the best?"

Wow, that is pure poetry!  [he lied]
« Last Edit: June 30, 2011, 11:32:27 am by ralphdspam »
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Re: Racist e-mail (Canadians be warned, eh)
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2011, 12:27:20 pm »
Actually, that hard hat is not too bad.  I would use it for soft drinks or something.  :P

Yeah, it is funny. Weird and funny but potentially useful.
* Deep Thought imagines a calc in one hand, spare batteries in another, and sipping bee soft drinks through a hard hat

EDIT: Also, it sounds like it has either been badly written or terribly translated.
"Let's check out 'who' are the Winners of the 2010's best of the best?"

Wow, that is pure poetry!  [he lied]

Beautifully formed Engrish :P
« Last Edit: June 30, 2011, 03:01:58 pm by Deep Thought »




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Re: Racist e-mail (Canadians be warned, eh)
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2011, 01:01:55 pm »
I know how to celebrate next labor day, though. :P
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Re: Racist e-mail (Canadians be warned, eh)
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2011, 01:45:24 pm »
That site is hilarious!

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Re: Racist e-mail (Canadians be warned, eh)
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2011, 02:30:39 pm »
Oh China... XD

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Re: Racist e-mail (Canadians be warned, eh)
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2011, 02:41:49 pm »
LOOOL DT!!!!!!!!
Lasers there are pretty cool too, have a 30mW one here
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General Program Structure
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:.Option About->crdt
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:.BEGIN init
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:.yes->strt
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:.BEGIN lgen
:.Make appvar appvMCSAVE
:.create 7 levels
:.edit for sky, mines, deep mines, nether
:.END lgen
:
:.BEGIN strt

~~~~ working on this ~~~~

Tiles
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Wheat
Water
Tree
Stone
Stairs
Sapling
Sand
Rock
Ore
Lava
InfiniteFall
Hole
HardRock
Grass
Flower
Farm
Dirt
Cloud
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Biomes
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--Sky
Cloud
--Surface
Forest
Meadow
Plains
Cliffs
Mountain
Desert
Ocean
--Underground
Mines
Deep Mines
Nether

Items
Spoiler For Spoiler:
--Tools
Pick
Axe
Hoe
Shovel
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Sword
--Utilities
Pow Glove
Workbench
Furnace
Lantern
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Oven
Chest
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Apple
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Wheat
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Flower
Cloud
Dirt
Stone
Sand
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Iron Ore
Gold Ore
Gem
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Iron
Gold
Spoiler For More...:
Spoiler For About me:

No, I didn't lie!!


quotes:HERE

And even more:


[07:53:14] <+Frey> Y'know, when people descend from my heavens , they're never Chuck Norris
[07:53:55] <+Frey> I usually get another catgirl or an angel pops down for a visit
[07:54:06] <+Frey> Some angels are really nice
[07:54:33] <+Frey> Some are into the whole "scare the locals" bit
[07:54:54] <+Frey> And some just absent minded
[07:55:38] * +david_ has nothing to do
[07:55:40] <+Frey> It's the absentminded ones you gotta look out for, because the'yre the ones that forget they're 40ft tall
[07:56:04] <+Frey> They're also the ones that forget about social taboos, like nudity
[07:56:28] <+Frey> Have you ever tryed to explain to an angel...anything?
[07:56:45] <+Frey> They don't listenunless they want to
[07:57:16] <+Frey> And don't learn unless they think they don't know
[07:57:51] <+Frey> Except for the nice ones, they're nice
[07:59:27] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> lol
[07:59:32] <+Frey> And they're all so pretty!
[07:59:38] <+Frey> It's ridiculous
[07:59:44] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> I hate PUSHES, THEY HAUNT ME
[08:00:06] <+Frey> Want an angel to come over and exorcise them?
[08:00:36] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> or, more specific: the fact that sometimes, happy outputs: pushes != pops
[08:00:47] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> I know why
[08:01:01] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> and I can solve it by adding a lookahead
[08:01:10] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> But I don't want to
[08:01:24] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> but continue your story
[08:01:35] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> lol
[08:03:13] <+Frey> Ok, so one day, I was walking to the school bus, and, long story short, got my life saved by an angel
[08:03:27] <+Frey> This one was a scary one
[08:03:42] <+Frey> Same height/age as me
[08:04:14] <+Frey> OMG She was the scariest person I had ever met
[08:04:28] <+Frey> She made the entire football team pee their pants
[08:04:43] <+Frey> I was so glad she was on my side
[08:05:04] <+Frey> Right up until she tryed to enter the bathroom with me
[08:05:37] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> lool
[08:05:45] <+Frey> After a muchness of arguing, I finally got through to her
[08:05:56] <+Patrick-D> is this a rap song?
[08:06:06] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<aeTIos> idk
[08:06:09] <+Frey> She tap danced outside my stall the entire time, though
[08:10:04] <+Frey> She was in all my classes too, which was weird, especially as they were all advanced courses and she joined in the middle of the semester
[08:10:28] <+Frey> Even the teachers were scared of her
[08:10:45] <+Frey> Note that she was gorgeous
[08:12:09] <+Frey> So, this angel and I, we managed to stop the apocalypse
[08:12:48] <+Frey> And she kissed me before going back,
[08:13:08] <+Frey> To heaven, but as it turns out that kiss sealed her to Earth
[08:13:47] <+Frey> We still don't know what to do


lol:

[11:30:53] <DThought> <OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> 2 guests are looking at my topic
[11:30:53] <DThought> <OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> I wonder who they are
[11:30:53] <DThought> <OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> where they live
[11:30:53] <DThought> <OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> how old they are
[11:30:55] <DThought> <OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> What kind of jokes they make
[11:30:57] <DThought> <OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> but it surprises me that theyre looking at my topic
[11:31:01] * DThought smacks yrinfish for stalking
[11:31:08] <yrinfish> lool
[11:31:14] <DThought> Whoa, why'd it include all the newlines?
[11:31:23] * calc84maniac  smacks DThought for talking
[11:31:28] * calc84maniac  runs

Crisps:

<OmnomIRC> (O)* Keoni29  Eating crisps
<OmnomIRC> (O)* yrinfish  asks keoni some
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> 7$ shipping please
<OmnomIRC> (O)* yrinfish  gives
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> It will arrive in 3 days
<OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> Thank you
<OmnomIRC> (O)* Keoni29  Wonders if he wants some dip
<OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> chili please
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Qwerty.55> Adobe, last time I updated one of your products, the changes broke half of the documents using it.
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> :(
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Qwerty.55> Why the hell would I update anything else from you?
<OmnomIRC> (O)* yrinfish  kicks adobe
<OmnomIRC> (O)* yrinfish  runs
<OmnomIRC> (O)* Qwerty.55  runs with him
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> I have guacamole :S
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> I have guacamole :S
<OmnomIRC> (O)* yrinfish  likes that too
<OmnomIRC> (O)* Keoni29  yay
<OmnomIRC> (O)* yrinfish
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> http://www.tinyurl.com/guacamole.jar
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> :3
<OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> 404
<OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> no foooooooooooooooooooooooouwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahnd
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> <3 no shit
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> You cant download jars of guacamole
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> I have an idea!
<OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> loool
<yrinfish> that came too late ;)
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Qwerty.55> Actually, I just realized why Adobe's update breaks everything.
<yrinfish> tell me
<yrinfish> again too late
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> Buy yourself some :3
<yrinfish> that was to keoni
<yrinfish> lOLoL
<yrinfish> :D
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Qwerty.55> It's a security update and if you can't run anything, you obviously can't get infected by anything in those documents.
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> Then I pay one dip
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> Do you have paypal?
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> :S
<OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> nope
<OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> lol
<OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> hm, I could get some crisps
<OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> it is too late to do that here
<OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> main europe
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<OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> MUSIC YAY
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> Well the shops are closed here too
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> 21:45
<OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> where?
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> Gwt+0
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> The netherlands
<OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> huh? loool
<OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> hallo keoni, hoe gaat het? continue in english please
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> :S
<OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> really stupid dutch sentence^

Languages:
1308401677 <yrinfish> I'm dutch
1308401679 <yrinfish> lol
1308401687 <p2> Oh.
1308401702 <yrinfish> So I need to learn german
1308401705 <yrinfish> and french
1308401712 <yrinfish> and English
1308401717 <yrinfish> and Dutch
1308401724 <yrinfish> and Greek
1308401728 <yrinfish> and Latin
1308401739 <p2> I must learn french and English.
1308401739 <yrinfish> and Spanish
1308401749 <Spyro543> Y=sin(x+yrinfish)*>9000
NOTE: these are all the languages I have chosen to learn!
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Re: Racist e-mail (Canadians be warned, eh)
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2011, 03:06:35 pm »
That is such a random assortment of items on that canada page. I guess I can kind of see the correlation between the hard hat and the breathalyzer. But why do they have a 1W blue laser, a hookah, a mini golf set, and an iPhone case?

Edit:
    XD, In the HDMI one, they put 2's in their binary!!!!!!
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Re: Racist e-mail (Canadians be warned, eh)
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2011, 03:42:03 pm »
The funny thing is, most of the stereotypes about Canadians are spread by us because we love seeing how gullible you Americans are :P
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Re: Racist e-mail (Canadians be warned, eh)
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2011, 04:23:07 pm »
@Eeems Lol, I met some Canadians, they were really nice people!!!
I need help with Random (x86 Happy), pm me if you want to help :D
LOOK IN MY SPOILER, MY SIG IS UPDATED (almost) EVERY DAY
Spoiler For MiniTale:
No mini competition please, teamwork is better :D
I suggest we do not use "MiniCraft" as the name:
Notch has asked us to not do that.
It will get changed to "MiniTale"
@Hayleia, you don't _have to_ organize :P
THIS POST IS IN MY SIG TOO

Details
Language: Axe
Platform: TI 83+

Things we'll need to do/make
Draw the sprites saintrunner is working on this
A save file format.
A level generator.
A Tilemapper.
Some sort of AI.
Crafting system.

People on it (AFAIK)
annoyingcalc
saintrunner
Hayleia (your avatar is really cool btw)
epic7
Blue Raven
yrinfish

Useful info
For those who are going to work on this
General Program Structure
Spoiler For Spoiler:

:.Sprite Data
:.Other Data
:
:.Main menu
:.Option Start Game->init
:.Option How To Play->help
:.Option About->crdt
:
:.BEGIN init
:.Save file is present?
:.yes->strt
:.no->lgen
:.END init
:
:.BEGIN lgen
:.Make appvar appvMCSAVE
:.create 7 levels
:.edit for sky, mines, deep mines, nether
:.END lgen
:
:.BEGIN strt

~~~~ working on this ~~~~

Tiles
Spoiler For Spoiler:
Wheat
Water
Tree
Stone
Stairs
Sapling
Sand
Rock
Ore
Lava
InfiniteFall
Hole
HardRock
Grass
Flower
Farm
Dirt
Cloud
CloudCactus
Cactus

Biomes
Spoiler For Spoiler:
--Sky
Cloud
--Surface
Forest
Meadow
Plains
Cliffs
Mountain
Desert
Ocean
--Underground
Mines
Deep Mines
Nether

Items
Spoiler For Spoiler:
--Tools
Pick
Axe
Hoe
Shovel
--Weapon
Sword
--Utilities
Pow Glove
Workbench
Furnace
Lantern
Anvil
Oven
Chest
--Resources
Apple
Bread
Cloth
Slime
Wood
Seeds
Wheat
Acorn
Cactus
Flower
Cloud
Dirt
Stone
Sand
Coal
Iron Ore
Gold Ore
Gem
Glass
Iron
Gold
Spoiler For More...:
Spoiler For About me:

No, I didn't lie!!


quotes:HERE

And even more:


[07:53:14] <+Frey> Y'know, when people descend from my heavens , they're never Chuck Norris
[07:53:55] <+Frey> I usually get another catgirl or an angel pops down for a visit
[07:54:06] <+Frey> Some angels are really nice
[07:54:33] <+Frey> Some are into the whole "scare the locals" bit
[07:54:54] <+Frey> And some just absent minded
[07:55:38] * +david_ has nothing to do
[07:55:40] <+Frey> It's the absentminded ones you gotta look out for, because the'yre the ones that forget they're 40ft tall
[07:56:04] <+Frey> They're also the ones that forget about social taboos, like nudity
[07:56:28] <+Frey> Have you ever tryed to explain to an angel...anything?
[07:56:45] <+Frey> They don't listenunless they want to
[07:57:16] <+Frey> And don't learn unless they think they don't know
[07:57:51] <+Frey> Except for the nice ones, they're nice
[07:59:27] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> lol
[07:59:32] <+Frey> And they're all so pretty!
[07:59:38] <+Frey> It's ridiculous
[07:59:44] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> I hate PUSHES, THEY HAUNT ME
[08:00:06] <+Frey> Want an angel to come over and exorcise them?
[08:00:36] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> or, more specific: the fact that sometimes, happy outputs: pushes != pops
[08:00:47] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> I know why
[08:01:01] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> and I can solve it by adding a lookahead
[08:01:10] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> But I don't want to
[08:01:24] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> but continue your story
[08:01:35] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> lol
[08:03:13] <+Frey> Ok, so one day, I was walking to the school bus, and, long story short, got my life saved by an angel
[08:03:27] <+Frey> This one was a scary one
[08:03:42] <+Frey> Same height/age as me
[08:04:14] <+Frey> OMG She was the scariest person I had ever met
[08:04:28] <+Frey> She made the entire football team pee their pants
[08:04:43] <+Frey> I was so glad she was on my side
[08:05:04] <+Frey> Right up until she tryed to enter the bathroom with me
[08:05:37] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> lool
[08:05:45] <+Frey> After a muchness of arguing, I finally got through to her
[08:05:56] <+Patrick-D> is this a rap song?
[08:06:06] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<aeTIos> idk
[08:06:09] <+Frey> She tap danced outside my stall the entire time, though
[08:10:04] <+Frey> She was in all my classes too, which was weird, especially as they were all advanced courses and she joined in the middle of the semester
[08:10:28] <+Frey> Even the teachers were scared of her
[08:10:45] <+Frey> Note that she was gorgeous
[08:12:09] <+Frey> So, this angel and I, we managed to stop the apocalypse
[08:12:48] <+Frey> And she kissed me before going back,
[08:13:08] <+Frey> To heaven, but as it turns out that kiss sealed her to Earth
[08:13:47] <+Frey> We still don't know what to do


lol:

[11:30:53] <DThought> <OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> 2 guests are looking at my topic
[11:30:53] <DThought> <OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> I wonder who they are
[11:30:53] <DThought> <OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> where they live
[11:30:53] <DThought> <OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> how old they are
[11:30:55] <DThought> <OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> What kind of jokes they make
[11:30:57] <DThought> <OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> but it surprises me that theyre looking at my topic
[11:31:01] * DThought smacks yrinfish for stalking
[11:31:08] <yrinfish> lool
[11:31:14] <DThought> Whoa, why'd it include all the newlines?
[11:31:23] * calc84maniac  smacks DThought for talking
[11:31:28] * calc84maniac  runs

Crisps:

<OmnomIRC> (O)* Keoni29  Eating crisps
<OmnomIRC> (O)* yrinfish  asks keoni some
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> 7$ shipping please
<OmnomIRC> (O)* yrinfish  gives
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> It will arrive in 3 days
<OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> Thank you
<OmnomIRC> (O)* Keoni29  Wonders if he wants some dip
<OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> chili please
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Qwerty.55> Adobe, last time I updated one of your products, the changes broke half of the documents using it.
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> :(
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Qwerty.55> Why the hell would I update anything else from you?
<OmnomIRC> (O)* yrinfish  kicks adobe
<OmnomIRC> (O)* yrinfish  runs
<OmnomIRC> (O)* Qwerty.55  runs with him
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> I have guacamole :S
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> I have guacamole :S
<OmnomIRC> (O)* yrinfish  likes that too
<OmnomIRC> (O)* Keoni29  yay
<OmnomIRC> (O)* yrinfish
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> http://www.tinyurl.com/guacamole.jar
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> :3
<OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> 404
<OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> no foooooooooooooooooooooooouwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahnd
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> <3 no shit
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> You cant download jars of guacamole
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> I have an idea!
<OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> loool
<yrinfish> that came too late ;)
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Qwerty.55> Actually, I just realized why Adobe's update breaks everything.
<yrinfish> tell me
<yrinfish> again too late
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> Buy yourself some :3
<yrinfish> that was to keoni
<yrinfish> lOLoL
<yrinfish> :D
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Qwerty.55> It's a security update and if you can't run anything, you obviously can't get infected by anything in those documents.
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> Then I pay one dip
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> Do you have paypal?
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> :S
<OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> nope
<OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> lol
<OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> hm, I could get some crisps
<OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> it is too late to do that here
<OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> main europe
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<OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> MUSIC YAY
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> Well the shops are closed here too
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> 21:45
<OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> where?
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> Gwt+0
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> The netherlands
<OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> huh? loool
<OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> hallo keoni, hoe gaat het? continue in english please
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> :S
<OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> really stupid dutch sentence^

Languages:
1308401677 <yrinfish> I'm dutch
1308401679 <yrinfish> lol
1308401687 <p2> Oh.
1308401702 <yrinfish> So I need to learn german
1308401705 <yrinfish> and french
1308401712 <yrinfish> and English
1308401717 <yrinfish> and Dutch
1308401724 <yrinfish> and Greek
1308401728 <yrinfish> and Latin
1308401739 <p2> I must learn french and English.
1308401739 <yrinfish> and Spanish
1308401749 <Spyro543> Y=sin(x+yrinfish)*>9000
NOTE: these are all the languages I have chosen to learn!
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Re: Racist e-mail (Canadians be warned, eh)
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2011, 05:05:13 pm »
That is such a random assortment of items on that canada page. I guess I can kind of see the correlation between the hard hat and the breathalyzer. But why do they have a 1W blue laser, a hookah, a mini golf set, and an iPhone case?

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    XD, In the HDMI one, they put 2's in their binary!!!!!!

Could be base 3...? But I dunno why you'd use that for anything >.>
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Re: Racist e-mail (Canadians be warned, eh)
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2011, 06:39:21 pm »
@Eeems Lol, I met some Canadians, they were really nice people!!!
While the stereotype that Canadians are nice isn't always true, for the most part it is :) I mean look at me :P
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Re: Racist e-mail (Canadians be warned, eh)
« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2011, 07:47:25 pm »
Lol, the 2. Might I ask where those were found?

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Re: Racist e-mail (Canadians be warned, eh)
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