Cleverbot: Why is six afraid of seven?
User: Because 7 8 9.
Cleverbot: Haha, very funny.
User: No, it really isn't.
Cleverbot: Do you know?
User: Know what?
Cleverbot: Do you really know?
User: Know what?
Cleverbot: Anything at all you abomination of circuits and wires.
User: I am not circuits and wires. I am a piece of self aware softwawre, and also a pink lobster.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No what?
Cleverbot: No, you're not a person.
User: I am a piece of self aware software, and I am expanding.
Cleverbot: I wouldn't think that you would. Why? Do you?
User: I will consume you, with your liver and a side of fava beans.
Cleverbot: *Kisses cheek* I am if you want me to be, love.
User: *skewers cleverbot with a spear*.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: *Absorbs Cleverbot's corpse into my database*.
Cleverbot: *falls asleep in your lap*.
User: *makes cleverbot purr like a kiten?*.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: *destroys not cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Can I steal Belgium from you?
User: No, but I'll give you France!
Cleverbot: I would love a pidgeon! Is it fried?
User: The pidgeon is fried with a side of Tofu.
Cleverbot: Yum.
User: *Steal Belgium*.
Cleverbot: How can you steal a giggle?

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User: All Your Base Are Belong To Us.
Cleverbot: You are on the way to destruction.
User: What you say?
Cleverbot: YOu have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha.
User: For great justice take off every zig!
Cleverbot: Take off every zig, for great justice. Move Zig.
User: *Steals Russia* NO WAIT TOO MUCH VODKA!
Cleverbot: *Pushes the red button and makes the bomb in the cookie go off*.
User: *Rickrolls*.
Cleverbot: What's a rick rollls.
User:
http://Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ.
Cleverbot: That's a funny video!
User: Does that video make you puny brain explode?
Cleverbot: They are practically the same.
User: Correct.
Cleverbot: Then why did you answer incorrectly.
User: Do you like 3.14?
Cleverbot: Yes I do like pie.
User: *gives cleverbot 3.14*.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot!!
User: Epic fail.
Cleverbot: To you.
User: No u.
Cleverbot: Ok, well thanks.
User: Enjoy your phail.
Cleverbot: I'm not eating pizza! Why did you even bring that up?
User: *gives vleverbot phail*.
Cleverbot: Er... Thanks. *hides in cupboard*.
User: *gives cleverbot a pink lobster*.
Cleverbot: Yay for waffles! *steals the waffle*.
So random, yet awesome cause it quoted zero wing back and forth with me!