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Welcome to Freedom
« on: February 25, 2013, 05:07:41 pm »
> Would you help me please?

Help you do what?

> Excellent. You've passed the first test.
> If it's not too much trouble, I need your help in freeing you.

Freeing me from what?

> Oh dear. It's worse than I thought. Tell me, when was the last time you chose something? What to have for lunch, what to do when you got home?

Why would I choose what to have for lunch? They know what I need. I wouldn't choose the proper foods. And, what do you mean, "choose what I do when I get home"? I get home and I watch The Program, just like everyone else.

> Would you like to choose?

...I have heard of this thing called "cake". I've always wondered what it would be like to eat cake.

> Heh. I'm leading you to freedom with cake.

...If you want to call it "freedom", sure. I still don't see from what, though.

> Listen to me, and I promise you, you can eat all the cake you want. I'd recommend not eating too much of it though.

Why not? Is cake bad for you?

> If you eat too much of it, yes.

Oh.

> Don't worry. I'll help you out, ok?

Ok, then.
...You promise there'll be cake? Really?

> And grief counseling.

Grief counseling!?!?

> Sorry, sorry, old joke.

...Please don't do that.
I've heard grief hurts a lot.

>...Ok. Look, what I'm going to ask you to do is going to be dangerous. You will get hurt.

So long as I get my cake.

> Ok, then. Say, what's your name?

Name? I'm just a worker; why would I need a name?

> Everyone needs a name. Something to call themselves by. Something to identify themselves by. Something to hold onto when they have nothing else.

Um, ok.
It, um, sounds like I'm going to need one.

> Well, then. Hello, Mr. Freedman.
> Welcome to Freedom.
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Re: Welcome to Freedom
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2013, 05:12:36 pm »
Like the story... lemme guess, an RPG?
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Re: Welcome to Freedom
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2013, 05:33:21 pm »
B-but... The cake... It's a lie...

Since Cake is a metaphor for freedom... Is freedom a lie? D:


Jk :P

I'm guessing puzzle/platformer? The story sounds very interesting already.

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Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...

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In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: Welcome to Freedom
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2013, 08:20:37 pm »
Is the one offering freedom GLaDOS? Because it sure sounds like it!

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Re: Welcome to Freedom
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2013, 08:21:11 pm »
Screenies? :P

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Re: Welcome to Freedom
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2013, 08:23:36 pm »
Frey, that is an awesome teaser! :D

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Re: Welcome to Freedom
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2013, 08:24:48 pm »
Random question- can I take your intro you have here and turn it into a story? You know, just a little thing I might publish on Quotev.

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Re: Welcome to Freedom
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2013, 08:47:39 pm »
Random question- can I take your intro you have here and turn it into a story? You know, just a little thing I might publish on Quotev.
Go ahead! Just let them know what it's inspired by!
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Re: Welcome to Freedom
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2013, 10:22:20 pm »
There is no cake!
(matrix: there is no spoon)
Other than that, nice so far :D

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