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« on: August 21, 2010, 01:34:28 am »
post your favourites!

Dude, just forget about her and move on. There are plenty of fish in the sea.

Nah, that's bullshit. What if you lost your copy of Street Fighter II: Rainbow Edition and i told you: "dont worry about it man, there are plenty of games in the sea. Here, try Mortal Kombat." You'd say, "FUCK NO, gimme my Street Fighter!"

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Re: internet quotes
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2010, 08:56:31 am »
Possibly offensive - read with caution

[Thread about the existence of God]
Person 1: Someone prove to me that God exists.
Person 2: [Post quoting the bible]
Person 1: You know, I looked that up, and all I found was a book written 3,000 years ago by a bunch of sheepherders.  Can you get a better source?
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Re: internet quotes
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2010, 10:25:09 am »
People are is a bunch of variables, all parents need to do is define them correctly.
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Re: internet quotes
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2010, 11:56:56 am »
There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who read binary, and those who dont.
Then again, maybe not...
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Re: internet quotes
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2010, 12:39:04 pm »
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Inside protons are quarks. Inside quarks are strings. Inside strings is God telling you to f*** off.
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Re: internet quotes
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2010, 08:42:26 pm »
/\YES!!!!
* shmibs ups TsukasaZX's respect for excellent taste, (both in reading SMBC and in dressing up as billy mays cosplaying as kamina)
* shmibs believes in TsukasaZX who believes in shmibs!

anyways:

My gf and i were having a wonderful night together. We had just finished eating and decided to go for a walk outside. Eventually we lay down together on the grass, staring at the sky.
She said: "the moon is beautiful tonight, isnt it."

"THAT'S NO MOON!"
I sprinted back to the car, started it, and began to drive away...

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Re: internet quotes
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2010, 11:12:56 pm »

My gf and i were having a wonderful night together. We had just finished eating and decided to go for a walk outside. Eventually we lay down together on the grass, staring at the sky.
She said: "the moon is beautiful tonight, isnt it."

"THAT'S NO MOON!"
I sprinted back to the car, started it, and began to drive away...


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Re: internet quotes
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2010, 11:30:11 pm »

it's a starwars meme...

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Re: internet quotes
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2010, 11:50:06 pm »

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[Thread about the existence of God]
Person 1: Someone prove to me that God exists.
Person 2: [Post quoting the bible]
Person 1: You know, I looked that up, and all I found was a book written 3,000 years ago by a bunch of sheepherders.  Can you get a better source?



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Re: internet quotes
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2010, 12:54:51 am »

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[Thread about the existence of God]
Person 1: Someone prove to me that God exists.
Person 2: [Post quoting the bible]
Person 1: You know, I looked that up, and all I found was a book written 3,000 years ago by a bunch of sheepherders.  Can you get a better source?


QFT

I remember old debates on MaxCoderz forums and usually when ppl gave arguments they said "because religion said so" :P
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Re: internet quotes
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2010, 09:03:52 am »
what exactly does pl0x stand for. Pl0x.
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Re: internet quotes
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2010, 11:50:16 am »
what exactly does pl0x stand for. Pl0x.
It just means "please."
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Re: internet quotes
« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2010, 02:13:55 am »
Lol funny XD

I wonder what would be the equivalent of Linux in that last one :P

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Re: internet quotes
« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2010, 12:45:01 pm »
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