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ROL1
« on: January 17, 2010, 10:18:08 pm »
While reading the ROL1 description, I noticed that there aren't that many ppl in 2011...
is the world going to be dictated by emperor and ran over by clones in the end of 2010???
Are we doomed!
Find out by playing ROL1!!
*jsj795 downloads ROL1*
« Last Edit: January 17, 2010, 10:19:46 pm by jsj795 »


Spoiler For funny life mathematics:
1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
2. OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
3. SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
4. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
5. HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
6. LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
7. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
8. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Girls = Time * Money (Girls are a combination of time and money)
Time = Money (Time is money)
Girls = Money squared (So, girls are money squared)
Money = sqrt(Evil) (Money is also the root of all evil)
Girls = sqrt(Evil) squared (So, girls are the root of all evil squared)
Girls = Evil (Thus, girls are evil)
*Girls=Evil credit goes to Compynerd255*

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Re: ROL1
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2010, 11:02:40 pm »
Ahhhhhhhh!  You're right! I have reason to believe that DJ is the emperor and Eeems is his evil-monkey-minion, with Geekboy at Eeems' side. If you didn't notice they are all Canadian! (jk, I just want someone to blame, and you guys are easy, yet so cool because you are Canadian. :P)

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Re: ROL1
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2010, 01:05:27 am »
Lol and I was wondering why this wasn't in calc discussion :P

I kinda set the game time frame a bit too early, though, when I made it. But again, they did the same thing with Terminator 2 and 2012 movies :P

Back when I started working on ROL1, Raƫl started talking about cloning again, though. The cloning stories in the news kinda gave me inspiration for a calc RPG involving clones gone mad


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Re: ROL1
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2010, 12:09:29 pm »
Well you never know, 2012 hasn't come around yet, it still might happen O.o!!

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Re: ROL1
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2010, 02:31:15 pm »
For those with Firefox and Opera and who didn't play the game yet, here's the intro :P



I say FF/Opera since the screenshots are slowed down to 10 FPS in others, which would be very slow considering this is a regular 83+ one.
« Last Edit: January 18, 2010, 02:32:05 pm by DJ Omnimaga »


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Re: ROL1
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2010, 07:40:58 am »
That looks pretty great!  I'm thinking of playing ROL2 soon.  Does it build on that story, or is it different?

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Re: ROL1
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2010, 12:12:00 pm »
Each ROL are totally unrelated from each others.