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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1740 on: September 14, 2011, 11:11:17 pm »
2169: every time you use your calculator, you have to wipe the lint of the screen and get the candy wrappers out from between the keys, because its been in your pocket so long.



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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1741 on: September 15, 2011, 12:01:24 am »
2170: You don't.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1742 on: September 15, 2011, 07:06:28 am »
2168: You only wear cargo pants so that you have pockets big enough to put calcs in. (100% true)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1743 on: September 15, 2011, 08:46:42 am »
2168: You only wear cargo pants so that you have pockets big enough to put calcs in. (100% true)
Ditto XD

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2171: You smell like PRIZM
2172: In math class, you specify the key's number command instead of number on the key. (I did this( Apparently 53x64 dosen't equal 58.))
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1744 on: September 15, 2011, 10:05:26 am »
Lol, iVenom.
2173: You get lost on any calc that isn't yours (too, too true)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1745 on: September 15, 2011, 12:24:21 pm »
2174: You don't get lost on any calc that isn't yours, cuz you have an emulator and ROM image(if necessary) for all calcs. (almost true)

2175: your virtual calc collection rivals DJ_O's (that's actually true. 23 virtual calcs and i dont even remember where i got the emultors for most of em)
« Last Edit: September 15, 2011, 12:25:00 pm by flyingfisch »



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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1746 on: September 15, 2011, 12:25:07 pm »
2176 your real calc collection rivals DJ_O's. (Unfortunately, not mine. :P )
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1747 on: September 15, 2011, 12:28:07 pm »
2177: you dream in code (sometimes true)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1748 on: September 15, 2011, 12:28:55 pm »
2178: you code in dream (also true)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1749 on: September 15, 2011, 12:30:22 pm »
2179: you code your dreams and dream your codes (also true)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1750 on: September 15, 2011, 12:42:58 pm »
2180: You code in both dream and real life, so sometimes you lose track whether if you're in the dream or not.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1751 on: September 15, 2011, 02:18:43 pm »
2181: You go to www.dreamincode.com as well as Omnimaga.

2182: That's where you learned it was Programmers' Day September 12th.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1752 on: September 15, 2011, 02:36:38 pm »
2181: You all ready knew about dream in code

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1753 on: September 15, 2011, 03:29:20 pm »
2183 Your best friend is your calc.
2184 You talk to your calc, who Disps back.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1754 on: September 15, 2011, 03:40:02 pm »
2169: every time you use your calculator, you have to wipe the lint of the screen and get the candy wrappers out from between the keys, because its been in your pocket so long.
2185: this never happens to you becouse your calc is always in your hand, never in your pocket.
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