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Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« on: April 07, 2009, 10:01:26 pm »
To start things off.
<Netham45> They started fucking me over and had horrible uptime
<Netham45> so I stopped paying for it



Quote from: Entire IRC Quote database, as for 10/17/11
The entire IRC quotes list from rcfreak0 bot database:

Quote #1 - <DJ_Omni> SubaruZX well, I do believe in UFOs since January 2005, when I first heard about Netham45

Quote #2 - * +nitacku eats nethams sausage | <+nitacku> heh, maybe that sounds wrong

Quote #3 - *@Netham45 explodes!

Quote #4 - <@Netbot45> [geekboy] i rickroll you for the holidays i rick roll you for the holiday i rickroll you for the holidays with rick astleys good cheer!

Quote #5 - * +SubaruZX insults geekboy in Genoloan |<+SubaruZX> "loli loli loli geekboy loli" :P

Quote #6 - "It isn't really a problem, but it kind of scares me when people randomly quote me, like they are stalking me." -quoted from Netham45

Quote #7 - <@DJ_Omni> in 1086 days it's Dec 21th 2012 <@DJ_Omni> Netham45 day :P -12/31/09

Quote #8 - [15:21:19] Aug 31st 2009 <+ti-newb> I'm gonna go eat soon.. So I'm gonna get dressed | [15:21:22] * +ti-newb ([email protected]) Quit (Client Quit) | [15:21:34] <@Netham46> he was IRCing naked? :(

Quote #9 - [22:26:30] <@DJ_Omni> Netham45 faps to 711chan/i/ backgrounds

Quote #10 - <nitacku> i feel sorry for her customers (she cuts hair). Someone's gonna walk in the door and she shove their head down and yell "hit the ground! imma gonna 'nade these fckr's!" | *whips out electric razor* | BZZZZ!

Quote #11 - <SubaruZX> Geek Sadist: Building cat robots and installing Puppy Linux on them

Quote #12 - <SubaruZX> Geek Masochist: Going an entire week without using open source software

Quote #13 - <Iambian> I wanna be that little cherry-flavoured dragon and go about rawring at random people and looking for cherries. <Iambian> Because I wanna look kyoooot while doing it !!! ^_^

Quote #14 - <miotatsu> lobsteritis symptoms: pink names, blue scaley complexion, a strange urge for lobster food, and occasionally spontanious exploding, call a doctor if these symptoms last more than 24 hours

Quote #15 - <+SubaruZX> "The problem with this world and religion is that religion is all just different sides of the same coin. The fact the coin of religion has over 20 sides is what makes us all insane."

Quote #16 - <Iambian> crack + heroine == rs + wow

Quote #17 - <@Tribal> Chuck Norris said 2 weeks ago "Netham45 is a lobster."

Quote #18 - * geekboy i son the laptop cause the cops needs to be rebooted a few more times X.x

Quote #19 - <Genolo> i mounted sda4 in /mnt/penis |<Genolo> now it says [email protected] penis

Quote #20 - <SubaruZX> Holy zoning violation, batman, this is not a stable bridge

Quote #21 - <DJ_Omni> i still cant understand why no one in the TI community have made an asm IDE or compiler called .orgASM yet

Quote #22 - <SubaruZX> I will break you of this addiction even if it kills you ;; <SubaruZX> I'll need Netham45, several rolls of ducttape, a cured ham, and some jumper cables

Quote #23 - <Tribal>
<geekboy>Quoted as the most epic song ever XD (beside the rickroll :P)

Quote #24 - [18:22:49] <@DJ_Omni> a miotatsu draws near | [18:23:34] * @miotatsu ([email protected]) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

Quote #25 - [03:23:07] <nitacku> buried in the depths of the hard drive [03:23:17] <@Netham45> just like my porn stash

Quote #26 - <@Tribal> I swear, Hot_Dog mustard think we try to mess with him, while we are just trying to ketchup

Quote #27 - <+Speler> Yeah, but the morphine makes all that pain go away

Quote #28 - [21:18] * Iambian has joined #omnimaga, using ztrumpet (2wks 1day 48mins 10secs) ago.

Quote #29 - [18:56:23] <@geeknbox> any way afk i think its dinner time and my wrist has cramped up X.x [18:56:48] <@geeknbox> and im not in the mood to talk type one handedf [18:56:54] <@Netham45> ._. [18:57:01] <@Netham45> we don't want to know about you talking one handed

Quote #30 - [01:49:50] <+Genolo> netham is a lobster, iambian is a cherry-flavoured dragon [01:49:51] <+Genolo> what am i [01:49:54] <+Genolo> a pedophile? [01:49:58] <@Netham45> a pedophile. [01:50:01] <+Su[ZXCal]> a pedophile. [01:50:14] <+Iambian> A pedophile.

Quote #31 - <DJ_Omni> Xethyl it's cuming

Quote #32 - [01:30:01] <@DJ_Omni> 65 [01:30:18] <@DJ_Omni> 73 [01:30:29] <@rcfreak0> oO [01:30:33] <@DJ_Omni> Xethyl it's cuming [01:30:36] <@DJ_Omni> coming* [01:30:43] <@geekboy> lol [01:30:44] <@Netham45> hurgh

Quote #33 - @geekboy pokes zerwh0a and Tribal for a few rounds of goty [21:34] <@Tribal> One sec [21:35] <+zerwh0a> might find girl....get laid... must keep from going to goty [21:35] <@geekboy> LOL

Quote #34 - 'readme quote Iambian Cadan' Just please play the game in a padded room should you attempt the lunatic mode.

Quote #35 - <@Tribal> Genolo, there's a loli in the channel, catch it \\| <@Tribal> QUICKLY BEFORE IT GETS AWAY MAN \\| * +Genolo raps loli \\| * +Genolo rapes loli

Quote #36 - * Ping reply from Jarvis: 79.15 second(s)* Ping reply from HAL: 57.23 second(s)

Quote #37 - * SirCmpwn increases the brightness on his screen <DJ_Omni> i never put mine too high <DJ_Omni> it just hurts my eyes after a while x.x (even on LSD) <DJ_Omni> er x.x <DJ_Omni> LCD*

Quote #38 - [21:25] <stephan> i went on mudkipz.ws yesterday spamming my virtual machine with erratic internet explorer windows. i have joined the nerd clan XD [21:26] <stephan> its so fun lol

Quote #39 - [01:47:07] <@DJ_Omni> I'm offf [01:47:10] <@DJ_Omni> so good night [01:47:10] <+Ti-newb> Awsomeee

Quote #40 - * SirCmpwn tears off Genolo's small sack and burns it * SubaruZX hides behind rcfreak0 harder <Genolo> HARDER? <SirCmpwn> BETTER? <SubaruZX> FASTER? <SirCmpwn> STRONGER?

Quote #41 - <+SubaruZX> I prefer to use / The esteemed art of Haik-fu / Take that, SirCmpwn! | <+SirCmpwn> Your Haik-fu skills remain \ inadequately failing \ Kiss my ass, ZX | <+SubaruZX> SirCmpwn fails / Haiku is five-seven-five / Not six-seven-five | <+SirCmpwn> fuck

Quote #42 - [02:24] <@Tribal> Netham45[02:24] <@Tribal> Get on[02:24] <@Tribal> pl0x[02:24] <@Tribal> kthx[02:24] <@geekboy> lol[02:24] <@Tribal> where are u[02:24] <@Tribal> move it[02:24] <@Tribal> Get your buns in gear[02:25] <@Tribal> Don't make me warm 'em up[02:25] <@Tribal> CUM ON MAN

Quote #43 - <+SubaruZX> Netham man! Netham man! Does whatever a lobster can!

Quote #44 - <geekboy> what happened to lun.gz <Will_W> I don't need lun.gz

Quote #45 - <calc84> wait what? <calc84> lol trolls don't care <SubaruZX> ^ <SirCmpwn> ^ <Tribal> v <ztrumpet> < <SirCmpwn> } <Tribal> &

Quote #46 - <Tribal> strong wind is string

Quote #47 - [16:48:33] <@Tribal> DJ_Omni, [16:48:38] <@Tribal> Wecome

Quote #48 - [15:44:35] <SirCmpwn> Genolo, all over the keyboard, right?

Quote #49 - <podeki> I probably shouldn't be on here, right now. I'm in Game Programming right now. <podeki> if Gardiner looks over and I'm not playing games, <podeki> then clearly I must be screwing around.

Quote #50 - * ztrumpet sees in Black and White, but if he can blink fast enough there are 4 levels of greyscaleHowever, calc84 sees in Black and White, but he can blink fast enough that there are 8 levels of greyscale!

Quote #51 - * geekboy is now known as geek|ani <@geek|ani> afkish anime time (first time in like 3 weeks it seems XD * @DJ_Omni changes geek|ani nick to geek|hent <@geek|ani> X.x

Quote #52 - <SubaruZX> DJ was being fair by not joining <SubaruZX> if DJ had joined <SubaruZX> he would have whooped us all with RickRollja

Quote #53 - <SubaruZX> Eh, you still have me :P <SirCmpwn> wait, is that supposed to be comforting?

Quote #54 - <Will_W> BLASPHAMY!!! * Will_W burns SirCmpwn3 at the stake <Will_W> BURN THE WITCH <SirCmpwn3> oh, right. im on fire. umm, argh?

Quote #55 - <@SubaruZX> Idle hands are Rick Astley's workshop

Quote #56 - <_player1537> Loud music+colored pencils+deadline+blank paper=decent drawing

Quote #57 - <@SubaruZX> I don't count the one whom must never be named `-` | <+juju2143> Voldemort was your GF?

Quote #58 - [02/02/2007-21:58:28] <~xlibman> but what if services are down? [02/02/2007-21:58:33] * &xLIB ([email protected]) Quit (sumorez.dragon-fire.org services.dragon-fire.org)

Quote #59 - everything in chronololical order

Quote #60 - [18:04:21] <qazz42> I cant seem to find kerm even though the chat says he is here. Know where he is lurking? [18:04:32] <@rcfreak0> hes pron afk

Quote #61 - <Weregoose> http://yizzle.com/whatthehex/ | <Weregoose> Do you think that I should make a TI-Basic port? | <SubaruZX> porting that to TI-BASIC would give you ... 10 colors to choose from? | <SubaruZX> white, black, grey, grey, grey, grey, grey, grey, grey, and grey?

Quote #62 - <@geekboy>infront of a computer is so much better for the skin all that radiation from that old crt your using helps your complexion XD

Quote #63 - [01:27:36] <+Juju> gn | [spybot45 notifications] | [01:54:34] * DJ Omnimaga eats Buckeye | [01:55:16] * Buckeye1 has joined #omnimaga | [01:55:16] * Buckeye Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) | [01:55:57] <DJ Omnimaga> that works

Quote #64 - * calcdude manifests his conciousness as pure energy | * @geekboy eats him | <calcdude> you can't eat pure energy! | * @geekboy drinks him with a straw then

Quote #65 - <@Tribal> I shat myself once

Quote #66 - <SpyBot45> New Post by merthsoft in fuck fuck fuck shit fuck fuck http://www.cemetech.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=104490#104490

Quote #67 - [02:59:53] * Fawful ([email protected]) has joined #omnimaga [03:00:30] * Fawful ([email protected]) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [03:00:36] <@Luther> O.O [03:02:16] * @DJ_Omni smacks KED [03:02:41] * +KED ([email protected]) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out)

Quote #68 - <SirCmpwn> do it again! harder this time!

Quote #69 - [19:19:28] <@bwang> BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! [...] [19:22:24] <@DJ_Omni> :O [19:22:36] <@DJ_Omni> bwang got nitacku'ified too [...] [19:23:16] * nitacku ([email protected]dhcp.bycy.mi.charter.com) has joined #omnimaga

Quote #70 - <Netham45_> I get it wet and freeze it

Quote #71 - <+Snake_X> WOOOOOOOOOWWWWW..... look at this one <+Snake_X> http://notalwaysright.com/a-b-c-easy-as-d-u-h/5086 <+SubaruGeh> MY BRAIN <+SubaruGeh> TOO MUCH STUPID

Quote #72 - <@DJ_Omni>pizza is cocking <+Snake_X>cooking* <@DJ_Omni>er x.x

Quote #73 - <smmagic> DJ_Omni, you eat my balls? D:

Quote #74 - [18:57:04] <Snake_X> !quit [18:57:08] * qazz42 ([email protected]) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out) [18:57:20] <Snake_X> whoops wrong person

Quote #75 - <j-b-r>I have it right here in my pants <Genolo>*Genolo reaches inside j-b-r's pants for the calc <DWHorizon>*DWHorizon rips off j-b-r's pants <Genolo> you just forcibly ripped my hand out of his pants

Quote #76 - <DJ Omnimaga> 3840x2160 HD 60 frames per second uncompressed porn movies <OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> in black and white <calcdude84se> Yeah, I know :(

Quote #77 - [11:59:52] <+Tribal> BrandonW [12:03:54] * +Tribal ([email protected]) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out) [12:19:21] <Snake_X> BrandonW must be too powerful for him...

Quote #78 - <+calcdude> my mispelling was unintentional <+calcdude> alternate version: <+calcdude> my mislpelign wsa uinntetninola <yunhua98> XD <Deep Thought> You accidentally "mispel"?

Quote #79 - [21:46:40] * Deep Thought comes [21:46:53] <@Netham45> I read that totally out of context [21:46:58] * Deep Thought realizes that he is out of order [21:46:59] <yunhua98> too late. :P

Quote #80 - <Iambian> And also. This hotspot sucks <Iambian> Too many outages. * Iambian has quit ()

Quote #81 - [22:57:39] <Michl3545> I have determined where the 45 in Netham45 comes from:[22:57:41] <Michl3545> 666   number of the beast[22:57:42] <Michl3545> 5 number of uropods on a lobster[22:57:44] <Michl3545> 74 The number of stars obtained by Spongebob Squarepants in his driving school[22:57:46] <Michl3545> 666 * 5 / 74 = 45

Quote #82 - <Michl3545> ...do lobsters even wear clothes?

Quote #83 - [23:19:46] <@Netham45> speaking of porn [23:19:48] <@Netham45> brb [23:20:04] <@SirCmpwn> Netham45: turn off the mic, i dont want to hear tha

Quote #84 - <@yzTheGame> in my opinion 89T>V400, because 89T fits in a pocket.  [17:45:14] <@yzTheGame> *V200 [17:45:25] <@Deep_Blue> V400 ... nice. [17:45:27] (O) New post by ASHBAD_ALVIN in Xeverion http://omniurl.tk/5184/83880 [17:45:28] <+TC01> The Voyage 400 also can't fit in your pocket [17:45:36] <+TC01> *400 Quantum [17:45:36] <@Deep_Blue> http://www.

Quote #85 - [00:29:56] <nemo> scrolling through a 768 character long string is not fun. [00:30:31] <@Netham45> Now you know how your calculator feels every time you recall a picture. [00:31:07] <+Genolo> lol

Quote #86 - <+TC01> The Voyage 400 also can't fit in your pocket <@Deep_Blue> http://goo.gl/pc2xM <@yzTheGame> http://goo.gl/pc2xM <@Deep_Blue> HA <@yzTheGame> ninja'd <@Deep_Blue> Ninja'd. <@Deep_Blue> Wow. <@Deep_Blue> I got ninja ninja'd <@yzTheGame> Double ninja'd <@Deep_Blue> Ninja'd. <@Deep_Blue> Again.

Quote #87 - <aeTIos> why cant I? <TC01> You're not an operator <@apcalc> you are not a channel operator <aeTIos> ah <@apcalc> ninjad'<TC01> I ninja'd you.<TC01> Fail.

Quote #88 - <DJ Omnimaga> I hate cocking D: <Darl181> spelling fail x.x <calcdude> :P <DJ Omnimaga> oops x.

Quote #89 - <nemo> i did it in the most awkward way too. she was packing up at her locker, halfway on the floor and i was like "I need you to look at this", handed her it, she seemed really excited.. even though i had just asked her out via a z80 processor... and then we awkwardly stood there

Quote #90 - [18:26:57] <DJ Omnimaga> I meant to ask Builderboy if he was planning to port his xLIB clone to Axe at one point    [18:27:31] <DJ Omnimaga> That Shit clone was fucking awesome for xLIB too

Quote #91 - <graphmastur> I was about to say we could share a room if we were going, but thought that might get addquote'ed, so didn'

Quote #92 - [16:16:53] <@DWHorizon> http://goo.gl/QMET awesome song is awesome [16:17:02] <@OmnomIRC> <ScoutDavid> http://goo.gl/K5f4I [16:17:04] <@OmnomIRC> <ScoutDavid> Omg no [16:17:09] <@OmnomIRC> <ScoutDavid> I can't have ben ninja'd like that

Quote #93 - [16:24:52] <+McCoy> and welcome back, space bar    [16:25:08] * Fishbot waves at McCoy's space bar.    [16:25:26] * +McCoy 's space bra waves back.

Quote #94 - [5:30pm] <Scout> McCoy: Don't imagine guys with bras. A girl in my class has a picture of me wearing a bra. She blackmails me all the time

Quote #95 - <Ashbad> A featured game is one that makes you shit your pants when you run it the first time. Methinks.

Quote #96 - [09:20:45] * yunhua98 is working on Tap Tap [09:20:53] <yunhua98> but doesn't know how to do music yet [09:20:59] <yunhua98> . :P [09:21:12] <yunhua98> err... late period [09:21:20] <yunhua98> wiat, that sounded wierd

Quote #97 - <Eeems> http://eeems.pastebin.com/L2xfE8SR | <calc84> Eeems, addquote? :

Quote #98 - <Eeems> wow, for a second I thought I was having a waking nightmare | <calc84> O_o? | <Eeems>I thought I saw the mac pointer hand instead of the windows one

Quote #99 - <DJ Omnimaga> hi Cooliojzz <DJ Omnimaga> Also the Jzz part of your nick sounds... wrong

Quote #100 - [12:34:40] <Scout> omnoms DJ[12:34:42] <@OmnomIRC> * Qwerty.55 omnoms DJ[12:34:46] <Scout> ninja'd[12:34:47] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> hi[12:34:48] <@OmnomIRC> <Qwerty.55> Ninja'd[12:34:52] <Scout> ninja'd ninja'd[12:34:54] <@OmnomIRC> <Qwerty.55> Double ninja'd/[12:34:58] <Scout> triple ninja[12:35:01] <@OmnomIRC> <Qwerty.55> Triple/

Quote #101 - <@Deep_Blue> !quote 86 <@Jarvis> Quote #86 ... <Fishbot> !quote 100 <+Runer112> Deep_Blue <@Jarvis> Quote #100 ... <+Runer112> !quote 100 <@Jarvis> Quote #100 - ... <+Runer112> damn <+Runer112> ninja'd <@Deep_Blue> o.O <+Runer112> ninja'd shwoing a ninja'd quote lol

Quote #102 - <Iambian> Okay. It's SFW, unless your employer doesn't like the idea of "blood raining everywhere"

Quote #103 - [10:13:43] <@DWH> !dropkick yunhua98 [10:14:02] * @rcfreak0 ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 480 seconds) [10:14:12] <@yunhua98> you missed and kicked rcfreak off the channel!

Quote #104 - [19:15:59] <@rcfreak0> !seen waldo [19:15:59] <@Jarvis> I found no results for your LastSeen query.

Quote #105 - * DWHAFKNAO eats CoolioJaz's nuts | <DWHAFKNAO> *steals

Quote #106 - <Xeda112358> That's okay, I was looking for some papers in my bag for class and I couldn't figure out how the search function worked.

Quote #107 - <ztrumpet> lol, I just looked for the 'XTthetaN' button on the computer so I wouldn't have to hold down shift while I hit 'X'

Quote #108 - <Genolo> I LOST MY INNER LOLI

Quote #109 - 23:05 DJ_Omni Fishbot yes. When the screen is turned off, I see through the earth

Quote #110 - * Runer112 is now known as Penis <geekds> !kick Runer112 bad <geekds> i like how you saw that cumming <Runer112> lol <Runer112> cumming

Quote #111 - <DJ_O> Brb goof <DJ_O> food*

Quote #112 - <SirCmpwn> but maybe in the CP folder... *** Fishbot [[email protected]_thegame.net] has quit [Err...]

Quote #113 - [17:02:59] <+Runer112> man my arm is going to be so sore after today

Quote #114 - <@SirCmpwn> geekboy, you get a flaming homosexual to follow you around <@geekboy> i have one of those <@geekboy> what else we got

Quote #115 - [18:15:05] <Darl181> we just got a giant one, it's like 18 inches wide :P

Quote #116 - [14:08:51] <Qwerty.55> When your power goes off, you don't boot again.

Quote #117 - [22:19:33] <Runer112> he isn't wearing pants... [22:19:40] <shmibs> what? [22:19:47] <Runer112> DJ_O [22:20:02] <shmibs> ah, ok [22:20:07] <shmibs> i respect that decision

Quote #118 - <Iambian> Urk. It's a pain doing it on my phone

Quote #119 - <Runer112> and the sauce tasted like hot dogs <geekds> lol <alberthro> cocktail sauce? :P <Zeda> Oh, jeez <OmnomIRC> <Hot_Dog> wow <OmnomIRC> <jkag> ahaha

Quote #120 - [20:28:01] <+alberthro> Oh, and 2 more little suggestions: 1) reimplement omnicalc's fast app menu, since you say that it needs extra ram to run; 2) 1,1cock saving! Yes, this might be the best idea, but it will save me time in the future when changing time :P

Quote #121 - <Runer112> yeah, abuse is good

Quote #122 - <SpyBot45> (O) New post by in http://omniurl.tk//

Quote #123 - [16:07:23] <+Runer112> domain names are like girls, all the good ones are taken, but you can always get one from a foreign country!"

Quote #124 - <OmnomIRC> (O)<Qwerty.55> Scariest moments in video game history: <OmnomIRC> (O)<graphmastur> Netham45!!!

Quote #125 - <DJ_O> hi shmibs and loliness \ <DJ_O> er \ <DJ_O> leafiness \ * leafiness has quit

Quote #126 - <Qwerty.55> Hm, I just accidentally OS v2.55 <calc84> accidentally installed? D: <Qwerty.55> No, completely screwed it up. <Qwerty.55> Memory errors, messed up cursor, screens not erasing properly, etc. <Qwerty.55> Oh, also random RAM clears. <Ashbad> Sounds like it's working normally

Quote #127 - <SirCmpwn> that's right <SirCmpwn> give me some AMERICA <SirCmpwn> FUCK YEAH <SirCmpwn> Here in AMERICA we don't just stop at an annoying cat made of toast, we put it on a motherfucking calculator <SirCmpwn> AMERICA <SirCmpwn> FUCK YEAH

Quote #128 - <DJ_O> quote works <DJ_O> but they,re independent from other chans <DJ_O> for SFW purposes [15:47:59] <DJ_O> !quote [15:48:00] <@Dogbert> Quote #30 - [01:49:50] <+Genolo> netham is a lobster, iambian is a cherry-flavoured dragon [01:49:51] <+Genolo> what am i [01:49:54] <+Genolo> a pedophile? [01:49:58] <@Netham45> a pedophile. [01:50:01] <+Su[ZXCal]> a pedophile. [01:50:14] <+Iambian>

Quote #129 - * SirCmpwn rubs shaving cream on his foot

Quote #130 - <SirCmpwn> idk. I'm the one licking the _other_ side of your face

Quote #131 - * Qwerty.55 is writing a post on intense meth now that geekboy mentions it

Quote #132 - SirCmpwn> ATTENTION PARENTS: I AM VERY HAPPY TO HAVE LEFT AND HAVE ENJOYED A LARGE AMOUNT OF PORN SINCE LEAVING, AND ALSO HAVE INGESTED A LARGE SELECTION OF ILLICIT DRUGS

Quote #133 - DJ_O I'm feeling so high right now. I turned my Casio prizm with the back facing me and there's a small hole above the battery cover, leaving the smell coming out. It's so intense. Ti-Programmer okkkkkk.... don't hurt yourself DJ_O but seriously, that smell... DJ_O what did casio do? "Teacher?" "Hmm?" "I need a new calculator." "Why?" "Cause i'm getting high when i sniff the battery hole."

Quote #134 - <Runer112> and how to speed up your computer by deleting system32 * JustCause has quit (Remote host closed the connection) <Runer112> ^ tried to speed up his computer

Quote #135 - <thepenguin77> now, if you want to get extreme, there is one more thing you can do, just to be absolutely sure that your calculator is fresh: <Runer112> FRESHEN IT <Runer112> WITH FEBREEZE

Quote #136 - [22:59] <+Iambian> Speaking of violence... [22:59] * New post by DJ_O in Winning the game since 3 years

Quote #137 - [19:56] * Fishbot says quote 138 is so much greater than quote 137 or #138

Quote #138 - this is spam and makes you lose the game

Quote #139 - [01:50:42] <+mib_tfbsx> Bieberboy [01:50:44] <+mib_tfbsx> er [01:50:50] <+mib_tfbsx> Builderboy* x.x [01:50:54] * mib_tfbsx is now known as DJ_O [01:51:55] * +DJ_O runs away
« Last Edit: October 18, 2011, 06:44:30 pm by Deep Thought »
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Re: #Omnimaga quotes
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2009, 10:02:11 pm »
Funniest quote ever said by anyone ever on #omnimaga.

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Re: #Omnimaga quotes
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2009, 10:04:33 pm »
And that's why I don't use 'ultrawebsitehosting' anymore!
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Re: #Omnimaga quotes
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2009, 01:49:19 am »
I thought it was Surpasshosting? I remember you had full of troubles with them, and they blamed everything on you.

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Re: #Omnimaga quotes
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2009, 06:52:29 pm »
This isn't that funny at all...

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Re: #Omnimaga quotes
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2009, 07:59:26 pm »
This isn't that funny at all...
You have to have a sufficiently disturbed mind to understand.  Be thankful you didn't burst out laughing ;)
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Re: #Omnimaga quotes
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2009, 10:55:57 pm »
This isn't that funny at all...
Blame Netham45
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Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2009, 04:53:00 am »
Since there's no Quote database avaliable yet (permanently) for #omnimaga IRC channel, I thought it would be cool to just post quotes here.

August 31st 09
[15:21:19] <+ti-newb> I'm gonna go eat soon.. So I'm gonna get dressed
[15:21:22] * +ti-newb ([email protected]) Quit (Client Quit)
[15:21:34] <@Netham46> he was IRCing naked? :(


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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2009, 03:40:51 pm »
XD lmao
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2009, 04:33:46 pm »
lolz?
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2009, 11:21:25 pm »
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[10:34:46] <+TsukasaZX> "If pigs could talk and communicate with us, would we verbally greet them by saying 'How's it shakin', bacon?' or would that be considered an interspecial slur?"
06[10:34:55] * +Tribal is away burning Ubuntu 9.04
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2009, 12:18:14 am »
lmao!


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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2009, 03:47:14 pm »

Lawl.

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2009, 06:10:43 pm »
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(4:09:31 PM) ***TsukasaZX noms onna one'a DJ's fingers
(4:09:58 PM) ***LuGher noms onna teh stupid nick thing >:|
(4:09:59 PM) TsukasaZX: you have 9 others... so you don't need this one, right?
(4:10:12 PM) Eeems: lol
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(5:42:52 PM) ***TsukasaZX digs out his Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device and uses that to quickly move stuff to the basement
(5:46:07 PM) TsukasaZX: Aperture Science! We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying until you run out of cake. And the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive!"
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2009, 04:04:26 am »
Not really in #omnimaga but apparently posted somewhere

<Netham45> I microwaved a chihuahua in that microwave. *YIP* *YIP* *YIP* *YIP* *YIP* *YIP* ... *silence* ... *YIP* *POP* RIP Fluffy. *Ding* Timers done. <William> Netham45... I would not wanna clean up that mess.better to bury the microwave
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